Read Gently Continental Online
Authors: Alan Hunter
GENTLY
No . . . did he?
TRUDI
(Looks at him quickly.)
STEPHEN
I met him too. He wasn't so bad. I'd say he was a decent sort of a cove. I got on with him all right, what few times I saw him.
GENTLY
I wonder what you talked about. You couldn't have very much in common.
STEPHEN
Oh, I don't know, one can always talk. The weather, that sort of jazz.
GENTLY
You're not in the estate business.
STEPHEN
Me? Never. I'm studying medicine.
GENTLY
You talked to him about that?
STEPHEN
No . . . once. Yes, once.
TRUDI
Stephen talks to everyone about medicine.
GENTLY
It's an honourable calling.
STEPHEN
I simply mentioned it, that's all, it just happened to come up. We were talking to him, Trudi and me. There's nothing special about that, is there?
GENTLY
(Shrugs.)
Trudi and you?
STEPHEN
Yes, for Heaven's sake, Trudi and me. What are you getting at?
TRUDI
It was really nothing. Stephen was here to play tennis.
STEPHEN
Yes, and that's how it came up. Trudi invited him to join a foursome. He said he was afraid of pulling a muscleâ
TRUDI
Which gave Stephen a perfect opening.
STEPHEN
And I had a boast, that's about it. I'm an exhibitionist at the bottom of me.
GENTLY
I'd say you were doing yourself an injustice.
STEPHEN
No, not me. I'm an exhibitionist.
Gently surveys the young man mildly. Here again is a family likeness. Stephen has the same good-looking, spare features as his uncle, Doctor John. Much callower, of course, and without the sharp, cynical eyes; and Stephen is burlier, more clumsily made; but the doctor's stamp is on him. He has ceased to sprawl now, has come up straight in the deckchair. He returns Gently's gaze forcefully, is trying to stare him down.
GENTLY
What concerns me more specially is what Clooney may have said to you.
STEPHEN
The usual things.
GENTLY
Well, describe them.
STEPHEN
It wasn't anything that would help you.
TRUDI
About New York. He talked about that. How slow things seemed over here. I think he was homesick in a way, he just couldn't fit in here.
GENTLY
Why didn't he go home, then?
TRUDI
How should I know. He didn't tell us why not. Maybe he had some domestic trouble, you know, alimony payments. But that's guessing.
GENTLY
He mentioned his wife?
TRUDI
No. I don't remember that.
STEPHEN
They're always married, these Americans, have got a wife they're running away from.
TRUDI
Yes, he said something â what was it? About marriage out there being a bad business.
STEPHEN
You couldn't win, that's what he said. The woman had you on the hop. It sounded personal, I thought, as though he'd had some experience.
TRUDI
Yes, bitter.
STEPHEN
Bitter as hell. I wouldn't mind betting that was his trouble.
GENTLY
Hmn. You seem to have had quite a talk with him, after all.
STEPHEN
Well, I wouldn't say that. Just one thing leading to another.
GENTLY
And how did it lead to his thoughts on marriage?
STEPHEN
As a matter of fact, because of what I'd been saying. That I was studying for my M.D. He advised me to stay clear of women, not to marry till I was established.
GENTLY
Not much of a compliment to Miss Trudi.
TRUDI
Oh, he was only making fun.
GENTLY
While being bitter?
TRUDI
I â he didn't meanâ
GENTLY
An interesting character, this American of yours.
STEPHEN
(Colouring.)
Just look here! We're doing our best to answer your questions. It's not as though we could tell you anything important, all this doesn't matter a rap. So at least you can stop sneering, pretending we're telling a pack of lies.
TRUDI
Stephen!
STEPHEN
I don't care, Trudi. It's like some sort of Inquisition.
TRUDI
He has to ask about Mr Clooneyâ
STEPHEN
Yes, but he doesn't have to be so sarcastic.
TRUDI
(Makes a little gesture.)
STEPHEN
All right, all right. You can put up with it if you like.
GENTLY
I'm quite sincere when I say he's interesting. His character seems so elusive. For instance, he scarcely spoke to other people, yet he let his hair down with you.
TRUDI
That's . . . exaggerating, perhaps.
GENTLY
Then this matter of his wife. Some people think he cared nothing about her, others that he cared very much.
STEPHEN
We said he was bitter, not that he cared.
GENTLY
I've been told he treated her as a joke. And even his physical appearance is questionable. Was he ugly â or handsome?
TRUDI
Oh â handsome.
GENTLY
(To Stephen.)
You agree?
STEPHEN
Why not? He wasn't bad-looking.
TRUDI
He was good-looking. (She blushes.) But you â you've seen him.
GENTLY
(Shrugs.)
TRUDI
Of course . . . now, I dare say . . .
STEPHEN
He was well set-up, quite distinguished. May have had a heart condition, but nothing exceptional for his age.
GENTLY
A heavy drinker.
TRUDI
Not heavy.
GENTLY
Drank scotch, reeked of whisky.
TRUDI
But that simply isn't true. Who has been telling you all this?
STEPHEN
He drank a bit, like all yanks, but you never saw him the worse for it. He had a colour, I'll say that. But he never struck you as a lush.
GENTLY
Not ugly, not a drunkard, not indifferent about his wife, not even notably secretive. Well, it'll sort itself out, no doubt. Perhaps he didn't have an accent, either?
TRUDI
He was an American, you could tell that.
GENTLY
A native born and bred American.
TRUDI
I â yes, born and bred.
GENTLY
No overtones â say, Italian?
TRUDI
Good Heavens no! He was not Italian.
GENTLY
What makes you so certain?
TRUDI
He . . . it is just quite impossible.
STEPHEN
You must know that, if you've looked at him. Wrong ethnological type.
GENTLY
His name suggests an Irish ancestry. But nobody suspects him of being Irish.
TRUDI
No, not Irish. I'd say . . . I don't know, one only thought of him as being American. But if there was an accent . . . a slight accent . . .
GENTLY
Yes?
TRUDI
Well . . . I don't know . . . Scandinavian?
STEPHEN
Of course, yes, that would be it. You're brilliant, Trudi â that's his type exactly: a Nordic dolichocephalic.
GENTLY
You are familiar with Scandinavians, Miss Trudi?
TRUDI
I . . . a little . . .
STEPHEN
It doesn't matter. She's right, absolutely right. Ethnologically right.
GENTLY
I wonder. As a mere layman I regarded Clooney as brachycephalous.
STEPHEN
(Staring.)
Ah, but his injury, he smashed his skull. That might give a false impression. There was a parietal collapse â Uncle John described it to me.
GENTLY
Oh, his skull was in a mess. But wouldn't that reduce the brachycephalic character?
STEPHEN
It might, of course â and then it might not. Depending entirely on the collapse.
TRUDI
This is silly, I know . . . but I'm not feeling too well.
STEPHEN
Trudi!
TRUDI
Sorry, Steve. It's just hearing you talk about . . .
STEPHEN
Oh hell, I should have known better.
TRUDI
I'm sorry. I'm just made that way. Just the idea gives me a turn . . . I'm a terrible coward about these things.
And certainly Trudi has turned pale, and is sitting up, and inclining her head forward. Stephen Halliday catches her hand and begins to chafe it, but she draws it away.
TRUDI
No, I'm all right, really.
STEPHEN
Damn, I'm a bloody idiot.
GENTLY
You musn't feel too strongly about Clooney, Miss Trudi.
TRUDI
(Darts him a look, says nothing.)
GENTLY
He seems to have affected people so differently, you'd think they had special points of view. Unless the difference was in him, and he deliberately gave different impressions.
TRUDI
I don't know how he affected the others.
GENTLY
Surely you know how Frieda disliked him.
TRUDI
Oh yes. But she's . . . different.
GENTLY
In what way?
TRUDI
Well . . . I don't know! Frieda isn't a happy person, she takes offence easily. She's all wrapped up in the business. That's her whole interest in life.
GENTLY
She would do a lot for the business.
TRUDI
Yes, it comes first with her.
STEPHEN
You'd have to marry it if you married her. It'd be a life sentence.
TRUDI
(A sidelong glance at Stephen.)
It's as I say, she isn't happy. I don't know what would make her happy. Perhaps nothing would. She's like that. Perhaps it's power she really wants, though I'm sure it wouldn't make her happy either.
GENTLY
She may be lonely.
TRUDI
Then it's her fault.
GENTLY
I suppose your sister was never engaged.
TRUDI
Oh, there's no great tragedy of that sort. Being jilted wouldn't squash Frieda.
GENTLY
Has she been jilted?
TRUDI
That's hardly possible, you must fall in love before you're jilted. I know it's cattish, talking like this, but I don't think Frieda could fall in love.
GENTLY
She loves the business.
TRUDI
Yes, exactly.
STEPHEN
Trudi was right about her wanting power. Her sort of love would be megalomania, she'd want a man she could put in a cage.
GENTLY
But then, if she lost himâ
STEPHEN
She'd be dangerous. She wouldn't shed any tears.
GENTLY
You seem to have studied her case, Mr Halliday.
STEPHEN
Well, yes, psychology is part of my job.
GENTLY
Then perhaps you can tell me â a trained observer â what offence Clooney gave to Miss Breske.
STEPHEN
He didn't jilt her, I can tell you that.
GENTLY
But, you would say, he was some threat to her power?
Stephen Halliday stares silently a moment. Trudi sits hugging her brown knees. Trudi has not quite regained her colour, she may be encouraging its return by keeping her head low. The position, however, exhibits her fine shoulders, and the tanned grace of her back, and the regular spacing of strong vertebrae receding handsomely to the dress-line. You cannot discompose Trudi into anything short of beauty.
STEPHEN
It's a theory, of course. But I don't see how it's possible. If you mean Clooney was making up to Mrs Breske, I can only say that no one noticed it.
GENTLY
No one?
STEPHEN
Well, generally speaking.
TRUDI
I say the idea is ridiculous. I would have noticedâ
GENTLY
Yes?
TRUDI
But I didn't. No, there's nothing in it at all.
GENTLY
Yet the news of his death upset your mother.
TRUDI
Of course, she's hysterical, she enjoys a scene. She'd storm and howl over a flat soufflé, let alone a guest being killed. That's her way.
GENTLY
So Frieda told me. Yet your mother is a shrewd woman.
TRUDI
Oh yes.
GENTLY