Read Going Off Alarming: The Autobiography: Vol 2 Online
Authors: Danny Baker
I forced Sonny out to make his own way in the world when he was three. I presume he’s doing OK.
When you enjoy a short rest at Christmas, possibly after a Tio Pepe or two, somebody will always take your photograph.
Twizzle confined in his alley. You can just glimpse the gate on which he hanged himself – before resurrection – at top left.
Twizzle again. We never suspected he was mad.
The only picture I have of my time in panto. Here I am appealing for any loose change.
The cover of the programme from The Great Dick Whittington Scam.
Meeting my absolute hero Anthony Newley while dressed as my own five-year-old son.
This is weird. Made up to look like an old man and pictured begging money from my old man. I wildly overestimated how much hair I would have at that age.
Breakfast at the caravan. People often take pictures of food now but this was the first-ever one and started the craze.
My father-in-law Jim possibly recalling the night a molten lampshade scarred him for life.
In Spain with Rodney, who stumped up my VAT cheque. The surgical wadding in my ear is part of a terrific story that I just realized is not in this book.
Our wedding in 1988. I just realized that is not in this book either. Which will go over big I’m sure.
Wendy and Sonny with Jonathan Ross, Jane and Honey at Universal Studios in 1992. I take Jonathan on holiday with us in case I get awards that need presenting.