Goodnight Sweet Prince (27 page)

‘It’s Wobert’s boat, sir.’ Thomas had obviously decided that the old gentleman must have been a naval captain, if not an admiral. ‘It just wolls awound in the
water, sir. The wigging must be wong.’

There followed a long inspection of the errant
Britannia
. The old gentleman bent down slowly to the water’s edge. Powerscourt wondered if he had back trouble, or stiff joints. Lady
Lucy thought she had seen a miracle. Knots were undone. Rigging was adjusted. The tiny rudder was repositioned on the advice of the ancient mariner.

‘If you put it like that, the ship is bound to go round and round,’ he said kindly. ‘Now, Robert, just make sure all those knots are tied properly. They are? Good. Put her back
in the water. Give her a little push. Big ships have tugs to tow them out to sea when they are launched. Nothing wrong with giving it a push. Same thing really.’

This time around the
Britannia
performed creditably, sailing steadily across the pond and ending up beached on the far side beside a very large dog. The two boys hurried to the rescue.
‘I told you it was the wigging,’ shouted Thomas triumphantly. ‘The wigging must be wight now.’

And so it went on all afternoon. The light was fading when the sailing ships were finally withdrawn from service, their keels inspected for damage underneath, the sails shaken clear of water.
The old gentleman took his farewells. He leant down as he said goodbye to the two boys.

‘I was once the captain of a sailing ship, you know, a real one. HMS
Achilles
she was called. Back in the 1860s that must have been. Very fast she was too. As you would expect with
a name like that. I come here most Sunday afternoons. My wife can’t get out any more. Her navigation systems have all gone. Maybe I shall see you here again. Good afternoon to you
both.’

‘Wasn’t he a nice old gentleman,’ said Lady Lucy, her hand poised over a Spode teapot back in Markham Square.

‘I think it made his day,’ said Powerscourt. ‘I wonder if he’ll be there again the next time the boys go sailing.’

‘Lord Francis,’ Lady Lucy’s slender arm reached out to pour the milk into his tea. ‘You don’t take sugar, do you?’

‘How clever of you to remember,’ Powerscourt replied gallantly, thinking that Lady Lucy was looking a little apprehensive.

‘You remember I said I had something to tell you about those equerries of yours. The day we met at the bottom of St James’s Square.’

Lady Lucy as Anna Karenina, thought Powerscourt, himself a reluctant Vronsky, the high fur collar and its owner tripping off towards Piccadilly. ‘Of course.’

‘Well, I still haven’t written it down. I mean I have written it down, but it didn’t seem to make sense. It’s such a strange story, almost like a fairy tale from long
ago. I was always very fond of fairy tales when I was a child, Lord Francis. Were you?’

‘I used to get very frightened,’ said Powerscourt, thinking that Lady Lucy’s childhood must be twelve to fifteen years more recent than his own.

‘A long long time ago, twenty-five or twenty-eight years ago . . .’ Lady Lucy spoke quietly, her eyes and her mind far away. Powerscourt thought she must tell Robert bedtime stories
like this, the little boy’s head tucked up against the pillows, his mother’s soft voice coming from some still place deep inside her. ‘. . . a little boy was born into one of
England’s oldest families. His mother was quite old, in her late thirties or early forties. This was her last child. All the rest were daughters. And she loved him so much. She watched him
growing up on the great estate. She cried in secret when he went away to school. All through the long terms she waited for him to come home. Home to his mother.

‘When he was quite small his father ran away. He went off to Paris or Biarritz or one of those places where wicked husbands go and he never came home again, not even to see his little boy.
The sisters got married and went away. There was only the mother and the little boy left in the great house with the park and the lake in front of the windows. The little boy used to go boating on
the lake, rowing his mother round and round until it was time for tea.

‘The little boy grew up. He was a very pretty little boy, they say, and very handsome when he turned into a young man, almost like a prince with his very own castle. All the girls fell in
love with him. And his mother didn’t like that. She didn’t like that at all.’

It was growing dark outside. Lady Lucy got up and drew her curtains, pausing to toss a couple of logs on the fire. Her granddaughter clock ticked hypnotically behind her chair.

‘Not very far away, ten or fifteen miles away, there was a great city. As the little boy grew up, the city grew up too. But while he was growing in feet and inches the city was growing by
the thousand, tens and tens of thousands of people, all crowding in, looking for work and happiness.

‘More tea, Lord Francis? I could make some more if this lot has gone cold.’

‘No, thank you.’ Powerscourt didn’t want to break the spell.

‘Most of the people in this city were poor. Terribly poor, poor souls.’ Lady Lucy shivered slightly although the room was warm from the fire. ‘But some of them were very rich.
They made things. They ran great businesses. They owned shops. The man in our story, Lord Francis, owned a great many shops, grocers’ shops, in the great city and the other cities round
about. He became the richest of them all. And he had a daughter, an only daughter. They say she was beautiful, so beautiful that the young men were almost frightened of her beauty.

‘The young man brought lots of girls back to his house in the country. There were dinners before the great dances and balls of the county, hunt balls, charity balls, that sort of thing.
His mother looked at all these young women, coming to take her beautiful son away, and she sort of hated them. She couldn’t bear it. But he never grew attached to any of them. Perhaps he was
being kind to his mother. We don’t know. Perhaps, like the prince in the story, he was waiting for someone else to come along.

‘They did, of course. Perhaps they always do. One day, the prince met the grocer’s daughter. I don’t know where it was. But they fell in love just like in the fairy stories.
The young man had resisted all the great beauties of county society all his life. Now he fell over in a great rush, as if he was in a waterfall, hurtling towards the bottom. Can you have waterfalls
of love, Lord Francis?’

‘I’m sure you can, Lady Lucy. I’m certain of it.’

‘Where was I?’ Lady Lucy was temporarily knocked over by her torrents of emotion. ‘Inside a month they were desperately in love. They wanted to get married. But there was a
complication, Lord Francis. There usually is. The girl was a Roman Catholic. Her parents were very devout. They didn’t want her to marry a Protestant, even if he came from one of the oldest
families in England. They said they would forbid the match.’

Lady Lucy took a sip of her cold tea. Powerscourt watched her tell her story, his mind racing ahead. He wondered where it would end. He didn’t like to think about the end.

‘But there was a complication on the other side too. The boy’s mother didn’t want her precious son marrying a grocer’s daughter, however rich her family were. And she
certainly didn’t want him marrying a Roman Catholic. She said she would forbid the match too. She said she would bring the boy’s father home from wherever he had gone, whatever he had
done in the meantime, to stop this marriage.

‘So they were all stuck. The young man, the beautiful girl, two sets of parents. Maybe it would have been better if the parents had never been so obstinate. What were the young lovers to
do? What could they do?’

Lady Lucy paused once more, looking at the flames dancing in the fireplace as if the answer might be hidden in the blaze. ‘I don’t think young lovers are ever very sensible, do you,
Lord Francis? The young man had to choose between his love and his mother, between his past and his future, perhaps, between old age and the glory of youth.

‘The young man started taking instruction in the Catholic faith. They say he followed his lessons far more intently than he ever did at Eton. When he was accepted, or whatever happens to
them, they were married. The boy’s mother refused to attend. Not to a grocer’s daughter, she said. Not to a Roman Catholic. Not in some pagan chapel, decked out with bleeding hearts and
the false idolatry of Rome.

‘Well, some of them were happy now, especially the young lovers. The girl’s father bought them a lovely little house between the city and the old house where the young man was born.
The girl became pregnant, there was tremendous happiness all round. But it didn’t last, Lord Francis. It didn’t last.’

Lady Lucy looked thoughtful. Her eyes were far away, lost in the fairy story.

Powerscourt waited for the end, for some horror yet to come. The faces of the equerries he had questioned at Sandringham flashed through his mind. Five of them, one of them must be the young man
in the story.

‘Then she lost the baby. She had some sort of terrible accident. The young man was away on military duty at the time. I think I forgot to tell you that he joined his father’s
regiment. It was a terrible accident. The baby died. The young mother died. The young man rushed home to find his life in ruins, the love of his life lying at the bottom of a great set of stone
steps, the baby dead inside her.

‘There was a row about the funeral, about where the body was buried. The boy’s mother wanted the girl and her grandchild buried in the family vault in the family chapel in the family
seat, even though she had refused to attend the wedding. The girl’s parents refused. They said it was their grandchild too. I don’t know where they were buried in the end.

‘But the point of the story, Lord Francis, is this.’ Lady Lucy leaned forward and fixed her blue eyes on Powerscourt’s face. She looked at him intently. ‘The young man
told very few people about his wedding. I suspect he thought of the pain it would cause his mother, all those county women inquiring about the church service and making pointed remarks about the
price of groceries. I don’t think he told any of the other officers in his regiment. I don’t think he told any of his other friends.

‘But Prince Eddy knew. Prince Eddy knew the girl. When the husband was away, they say that Prince Eddy was never away from the house. They say that he was forcing his attentions on her.
Maybe he thought married women were fair game, just like his father. Well, I don’t think this girl was. Fair game, I mean.

‘On the day she died, they say that Prince Eddy was at the house, that he was seen running away after a scream, a horrible scream that went on and on and on. They say that he didn’t
go back, Prince Eddy. He just kept on running, running away.

‘I don’t think I know any more. It’s a terrible story.’

Powerscourt rose from his seat and walked over to the fire, as if to break the spell. ‘Who told you the story Lucy? Where does it come from?’

‘Two people, Francis. I had to invent some terrible pack of lies to get the story out of the second one. One of them was a cousin of the dead wife. The other was the uncle of the boy. You
see, he’s my uncle too, in a roundabout sort of way. He’s my late husband’s father’s brother, uncle-in-law, if you see what I mean. I think he heard it from the boy’s
mother.’

The truth was lying about on your own doorstep, thought Powerscourt. While he had been charging round England in a variety of trains, Lady Lucy merely talked to her relations round the
corner.

‘And what is the name of the young man?’

Lady Lucy paused. She suspected that everything would be different after she told him. Then her courage came back.

‘The young man is called Lord Edward Gresham.’

Powerscourt had wondered about that for some time. Had there been something not quite right about his demeanour at Sandringham? Nothing tangible, maybe the kind of thing that would come over you
if you had murdered the heir presumptive to the throne and smashed the picture of his fiancée into small pieces on the floor.

‘Lord Edward Gresham. Lord Edward Gresham, equerry to His Royal Highness the Duke of Clarence and Avondale. The late Duke of Clarence and Avondale, Prince Eddy.’ Powerscourt was
already thinking about more journeys. ‘And his mother is Lady Gresham, Lady Blanche Gresham, of Thorpe Hall in Warwickshire. And the great city must be Birmingham. Am I right?’

‘You are, Lord Francis. You are. ‘The young man in the fairy story, the young man with the dead wife at the bottom of the stone steps, is Lord Edward Gresham.’

It really was the most improbable ceiling. High above were putti in angelic plaster frozen into the corners, plaster maidens draped in scanty wraps, plaster maidens carrying
trumpets or spears or sheaves of corn. Wrapping them all together in a filigreed embrace, the elaborate plasterwork itself danced round the four walls and the over-elaborate corners. In the centre,
in an oval shape, was an allegorical painting in pinks and vivid reds. Apollo in his chariot, on a hunting mission, was surrounded by yet more female forms with plaster thighs and plaster
breasts.

‘Most people stop here, my lord,’ said Lyons, the butler of Thorpe Hall in the county of Warwickshire. ‘To look up. The ceiling was built in 1750, my lord, by a man called
Gibbs, James Gibbs, my lord.’

While Powerscourt gazed up at the baroque ceiling and the delicate outlines of the chariot above, Lyons deposited his hat and coat in some distant corner of the great entrance hall. Powerscourt
wondered what the decoration was like in there. Hatstands made of plaster perhaps, contorted putti disguised as coat hooks preparing to bear the weight of the visitors’ cloaks.

‘This way, my lord.’ The hall was very long, a number of ornate doors closed on either side.

‘Lord Powerscourt, my lady.’

He was shown into a great salon with large windows at either end, paintings lining the walls. Lady Blanche Gresham advanced from her chair at the far end of the room to greet him. There was
ample time to take in her stiff elegance, pride and dignity in each aristocratic step on her slow walk across the carpet.