ANOTHER DRY CREEKâGALENA
, this one. More signs of habitation. Welcoming, familiar signs: a twenty-foot canvas tarp hung from the trees, a bench of bush timber hammered together by an incompetent hand, a Mexican hammock, the weirdest chair imaginableâbasically a bolt of canvas stretched across angled branches. A locked chest where I presumed he kept his tucker.
And, hanging from the centre pole, a picture ofâme! All was forgiven.
But in the nude, the dirty bastard! There I was, emerging from a rock hole, hair whirling, water wheeling, taken by surprise.
When had he taken that, the randy git? Must have been that evening a couple of months ago when the weather was ratcheting into killer mode and water was the only solution; we'd thrown our bedrolls into the pickup truck, driven up to Purtulyu rock-hole, spent a beautiful night under the stars and each other.
I took a look around the camp: everything was here except the feller I'd come to see.
Come on Jojo, where the hell are you?
I hadn't allowed for this, a three-hour detour only to find his camp empty. I didn't have time to hang around, and he could be gone for days. I knew the way his mind worked: something attracted himâsomething unusualâan albino wallaby, a flight of king and queen termites, an eagle spiralling in the wrong directionâand he wouldn't budge until he had it figured out and filed for future reference.
The sun was gone now, but the bush hummed with the scarlet afterburn, transfigured.
âJojo,' I said out loud, 'please don't do this to me.'
And then I heard it, the answer to my prayers: the deep rumbling motor I knew so well.
Thirty seconds later I caught a glimpse of a Parks and Wildlife ToyotaâAnnie, by nameâwending her way along the Galena creek bed.
I grinned. Too good an opportunity to miss. I whipped my boots off, shimmied up a tree, watched as the car came easing into camp. I judged the moment and dropped down onto the roof rack. Leaned forward and thrust my head in through the open window.
âYou're under arrest!'
Then came very close to falling off.
Wrong man.
NO IT WASN'T: SOMEWHERE
in among the prickle patch was a red beanie.
I hadn't recognised him: windswept and wild-haired, scraggily bearded, nearly as black as me; he'd been in the bush so long he'd started to decompose.
âFuck!' he exclaimed, his jaw dropping.
âIf you insist.'
I swung down through the rear window, feet first, popped up behind him and buried my face in the foliage that had enveloped his head; found something cartilaginous, hopefully an ear.
âHello Jojo,' I said into it.
âEmily!' He laughed hard, pushed himself away, shaking his head. His hair rustled, it was so thickly encrusted with sweat and dirt. âScared the shit out of me. What the hell are you doing here?'
âI think it's called foreplay, but it's been so long they may have another name for it now.'
âBut how'd you find me?'
I lifted my head up from where it had been busily trying to untangle a lobe from its encompassing curls. âEverybody seems to know where you are except me.' I paused, gave him the hard stare. âYou gotta problem?'
âCourse notâbeen planning on coming in.'
I reached over, laid a hand on his shorts. âWell you can come in right now.'
He grinned and groaned. âDunno if I'm up to that.'
âI'll get you up to it,' I said, fossicking around.
âDon't you at least want to say hello?'
âI am saying hello.'
âBeen perched up a tree all day. I'm all stiff and soreâ¦'
âWell, we're half way there.'
âYeah butâ¦'
âNo buts. Other than mine.'
âJust give me a minute toâ¦'
âDeliver a lecture on the mating habits of the rufous wallaby? No thanks, honeyâgot mating habits of my own to accommodate.'
I ran my tongue round his throat, breathed deep, savoured the desert aromas: the oils and the burns, the bush tobacco, indigo and mint, red iron dirt.
âCome here you,' I whispered, slipping a hand down onto the lever and easing the seat back. I climbed over his shoulders and worked my way down through buttons and belts, shedding the odd article of clothing myself. Tackled his trousers head first.
âWhy hello there.' I grinned up at him. âThought you said you weren't up to it?'
âSeems to have a life of his own.'
I licked my lips. So did he. I took him into my mouth.
âOuch!' he yelped.
âOuch?'
âNo teeth, please.'
âSorryâthey must have grown.'
âTake it easy,' he groaned. âBeen a while for me tooâ¦'
âWell whose fault is that?'
âDon't speak with your mouth full. Might get more than you bargained for.'
âGood-oh.'
âYeah, but Krakatoaâ¦?'
âLet er rip.'
âYou won't eat for a week. Ouch! Hey, how long since you cut your toenails?'
âMind your own business.'
âIt is my business. Think you just cut my ear off. Feel like Peter in the Garden.'
âIt was him did the chopping, idiot. Where's the Lord, then?'
âJesus!'
âOh, there He isâ¦'
âThought I said no teeth!'
ââ¦but it isn't over till the cock's crowed. Three times, if I recall.'
A minute or two flew by, then he emitted an ominously wobbly groan.
âOi, hang on,' I said.
âWhat do you mean, hang on?' he gulped. âWe're talking irresistible forces and immovable objects here.'
âI wouldn't call your object immovable, but I'd like toâ¦' I swivelled around, threw a leg over and thrust down onto him, arched my back and gripped the wheel, ââ¦be there when it happens.'
âHey, watch me mirror!'
âOh shut the fuck up.'
âI love it when youâ¦aaaaggh!'
He shuddered and grunted, threw his hips forward and his arms out, wrapped me in a frantic embraceâthen flopped back into the seat. He stared at the roof, gave me an idiot grin, then closed his eyes, the hopeless bastard.
âThat's it?'
He was drifting off into Sleepy Hollow.
âErâhello?'
No response.
âOi! Jojo!'
He stirred himself for long enough to mumble, âAw come on, Em, I'm fucked.'
âWell I'm notânot properly, anyway.'
âOkay, okay. Just gimme five.'
A drawn-out silence ensued. Pleasant enough, if you like that sort of thingâa hawk moth waved at us from the other side of the windscreen, a nightjar drifted in to say helloâbut my mind was on lower things. Crickets called, katydids didn't. Something rustled in the back of the car: not a snake, I hoped. Though if it was it was showing more life than certain other snakes in the vicinity.
I tapped Jojo on the forehead.
âFive what?' I enquired politely. âDays? Weeks?'
Was something stirring down there?
âMinutes,' he mumbled.
Yes, it was.
âStarting when?'
A smile in his eyes. âOhâbout four and a half minutes ago.'
I WOKE AT FIRST
light.
He was looking particularly ugly this morning: head on the pillow, pop-eyed, covered in knobbly spikes, staring me in the face. His tongue shot out and zapped a passing ant.
âJojo!'
âEmily?' He turned around from where he was kick-starting the fire.
âThere's a thorny devil on the bedroll.'
âOh good. I was wondering where it got to.'
He came over, picked the lizard up and gave it a friendly nuzzle of the whiskers.
âYou two know each other?' I asked.
âBeen hanging round for a few days.'
âI mighta heard him in the car last night.'
âProbably.'
âHe gotta name?'
âRoughhead. And he's a she.'
âFigures.' I sniffed, suddenly felt famished. âWhat's for breakfast?'
âFor her or you?'
âShe's already had hers.'
He grinned, laid the lizard aside, held up a tin of beef stew.
âBully beef! You're having me on?' I was mildly shocked.
âKeeps you regular.'
âIn what? Dashes to the shithouse? I been eating
au naturel
for the past few days: porcupine, turkeyâ¦'
âYeah, you and every other bugger. It's my job to look after those poor besieged critters. I'll see what I can do to spice her up.'
He rummaged around in the back of his car, came up with some bush potatoes, pigweed, mallee seeds and nuts. Threw them into oven or ash, as seemed appropriate.
As he was standing up, a wood swallow darted between us, almost brushed his leg. âDo it again!' he smiled, but the bird was gone.
I nestled in his arms while we watched our breakfast simmer.
âSo what's been going on, Em?'
âWhat's been coming off, more like it.'
âThat's what's puzzling meâI couldn't help but noticeâone of the things that came off last night looked suspiciously like a police uniform. And unless I'm wrong, that Toyota under the beefwood is a cop car.'
I rolled a smoke and gave him the storyâcautiously. With good reason: Jojo was as enthusiastic about my new career as everybody else had been.
âAnd you're saying Tom McGillivray
encouraged
you to take this on?' He scratched his beard, bewildered.
âSure he did.'
âYeah. And you're out here checking out Doc's death? They let you run around on your own like that?'
âWellâ¦'
âI can imagine. Didn't know what they were letting loose. Good god!' He stared into the fire for a minute. âCame across him out here myself, you know.'
âGod?'
âHim too. But I meant Doc. Bumped into him and old Ted Jupurulla once, out on Jingilyi Creek, west of the Gunshot.'
âI heard they did a bit of running round out there. Travelling to Dingo Springs, were they?'
He followed a trail of smoke as it unravelled into the air, nodded thoughtfully. âMaybeâI never made it out that far, but they were heading in that direction. Another time I found him out here on his own, the silly old bugger.'
âWhen was that?'
âNot that long ago. Few months, maybe.'
âDidn't think he was up to solitary expeditions then.'
âHe wasn't. Disoriented, perishing, flat tyreâsmashing away at his wheel with a hammer, trying to get the nuts loose. Raving like a lunaticâ¦'
âDon't suppose you remember what he was raving about?' Everybody I'd met so far had described Doc as ranting and raving; Jojo was the sort of man who might have paid attention to the gibberish. He was good at unpicking things.
âSure. Most of it was rubbish: world burning up, bastards won't be happy till they've killed us all, that sort of thing.'
World burning up? That made sense in a weird, Doc sort of way. One of the tenets of the Snowball theory is that, after the great freeze, the climate swung the other way, and there was a period of intense global warming. Given the temporal distortions going on in his addled brain, maybe he thought it was happening now.
Come to think of it, he wasn't that far off the mark; the weather had been hell of late, an ominous portent of what we all knew was coming.
âOne thing puzzled me,' added Jojo. âHe said he wanted it set in stoneâno bastard'd believe him otherwise.'
The image of Doc's rock garden flashed into my mind.
âWanted
what
set in stone? That the world's warming up?'
âThought so at firstâbut then he said something really strangeâsaid it was all his fault.'
âWhatâthe warming?'
âMaybeâit was a rather disjointed conversation.' He narrowed his eyes, trying to dredge up the details. âBut I got the impression he was talking about old Ted.'
âEh? Blamed himself for the old man's illness?'
âSounded like it.'
âOdd.'
âI thought so too. I was curious enough to ask the bush nurse about it, and she set me straight: Ted was dying of cancer.'
âYeah, but who could tell what was going on in Doc's head? He had a brain tumour himself.'
Jojo poured us both a tea, swivelled his round the cup. Frowned. âSeems to be a lot of cancer running round this part of the world.'
âThat's the twenty-first century for you, Jojo: carcinogenic. And hell, they were both getting on. Gotta go, you gotta go. So what did you do with Doc? Bring him back in?'
âPart of the way, but then we ran into some fellers from the mines.'
âThe Rabble?'
âNo, the new place, Green Saturn. They were pretty helpful; drove him home, went back later and picked up the car. Heard later they had it repaired and delivered back to him.'
âDecent of them. And that was the last time you saw him?'
He gave our breakfast a stir and the question a moment's consideration. âNope, come across him again, just before he died.'
âHow long before he died?'
âMaybe a week.'
âNot on his own, surely?'
âNo, doubt whether he could even handle a car by then. He was with his brother.'
I just about dropped my pannikin. âHe was with Wishy?'
âWhat's the problem? That's what brothers are for.'
âI'm surprised nobody told meâespecially Wishy himself. I was just talking to him a few days ago.'
âWouldn't read too much into it. The old feller was barely consciousâcurled up in the corner of the cab, talking to his Geiger counter and eating a milk arrowroot.'
I flicked the remnants of my cigarette into the fire.
âWishy mention what they were up to?'
âSaid the old boy was sickâfigured a bush-bash into his favourite part of the world might cheer him up.'
âI suppose that makes as much sense as anything else round here.'
A hiss and a trickle of liquid emerged from the oven in the ashes.
âTucker sounds ready.'
I dished up, sampled the stew.
âNot bad,' I had to admit. The seeds and herbs gave it an unexpected pungency. Made it taste less like dog food.
The lines around his eyes crinkled in a smile. âYou expected anything less?'
âNever know what to expect when you're around, Jojo.'
âHow long can you stay?'
âShould have been back yesterday. Boss breathing fire down my neck.'
âTom McGillivray breathing fire? Not unless somebody put a match to it, surely?'
âYeah, but it's not Tom. He's off sick.'
His bushy eyebrows curved. âYou didn't mention that. What happened?'
âCookie Crankshaft.'
âEh?'
âSmack in the face with a walking frame.'
He winced. âThe old Crankshaft fighting spirit! What's the new bloke like?'
âCockburn? Neat.'
âSo what does he make of you?'
âNot much. Plays a lot of squash. Chews a lot of gum. Likes to keep his uniform clean and his car cleaner.'
A worried expression rolled across his face. âThat wouldn't be his car you're driving now, would it? That battered old bomb?'
âDidn't look like that when I started out.'
âI see.' He scrutinised the car. âAnd he's particularly attached to it?'
âThinks the sun shines out of its tailpipe.'
âMight be a short career, this copper turnout.'
He walked over to the Tojo, surveyed its wounds.
âI'll see what I can do.'
We finished the meal, then Jojo dug out a toolbox, had a go at the car. After a brilliant bit of improvising he had it in a reasonable semblance of its former shape. He knocked out the more obvious dents, jemmied the bumper back into its bracket, gave it a polish with a concoction of bush oils. But no amount of ingenuity could make up for the lack of proper equipment.
When he'd finished, he stood back, crossed his arms, studied his handiwork. Shook his head.
âSo how big a prick's this boss?'
âThe full Ron Jeremy.'
Jojo ran a finger across the vehicle's bodywork. It had the lightly hammered surface of a Jamaican steel drum. âIf I were you I'd park it outside the cop shop after dark and run.'
I ran a finger across his own lightly hammered surface. âSo what are we going to do till then?'
âWellâ¦'
He sat me on the bonnet, ran his knuckles down my spine and a cheek across my neck. His breath smelled like desert rose. âWe could see if there's anything left in the toolboxâ¦'