Hard Going (2 page)

These days the forensics experts were trying to discourage detectives from visiting crime scenes at all, and to have them rely instead on photographs and possibly virtual reality walk-through reconstructions. However, as Slider sometimes had to point out, this wasn’t
CSI Miami
, and the forensic department didn’t conduct the entire investigation.

He gave Bailey a sturdy look that said he didn’t get clothed up in the Andy Pandy suit and attractive shower cap just to pull the girls.

Bailey wavered. ‘You can take a look from the door,’ he compromised.

The room was large and well-proportioned, with a high ceiling and handsome mouldings. It was decorated and furnished in appropriate Victorian style, with a brownish patterned wallpaper, a Turkish carpet covering the floor, and heavily framed oil paintings on the wall. A leather Chesterfield and two club chairs were grouped around the mahogany chimney-piece, and in the alcoves to either side were bookshelves crammed with books. There were nice little tables and lamps here and there, a bust of Caesar on a marble column in one corner, and an aspidistra on a stand with barley-sugar legs in another. It felt rich, comfortable, and very masculine, like a gentleman’s club.

In the window was a massive mahogany desk, on which Slider could see an electric typewriter, a telephone, a wooden stationery-holder, and what looked like a brass shell-case containing a variety of writing implements. To one side of it stood a two-drawer filing cabinet, on top of which was a small document safe, its door ajar and the key in the lock. And in the large, leather chair the victim was sitting, slumped forward over the desk as though he had fallen asleep. Judging from the length of arms, legs and back, the late Lionel Bygod had been a tall man.

Bending over him was Freddie Cameron, another ghost in white coveralls among the busy wraiths fingerprinting and photographing.

‘Bill!’ he said in cheerful greeting. ‘He can come over, can’t he?’ he added to Bailey.

After some negotiation, Bailey graciously allowed Slider to cross a designated path to the desk. Atherton he made to wait at the door.

Cameron had had to shed the jacket of his grey two-piece to put on the plastic suit, but nothing could dim the radiance of his neckwear, which shone through it, flamboyantly pink, purple and yellow.

‘Ah,’ said Slider, ‘one of the ties that blind.’

‘It’s from the Matisse collection,’ Freddie said.

‘Glad it’s not the Jackson Pollock collection. I’ve just had breakfast.’

At closer inspection the late Lionel Bygod was very thin, and Slider wondered whether it might be a recent development because his suit was not a new one, but seemed loose on him. It was a nice-looking three-piece in light pepper-and-salt tweed, and he was wearing a lovat-green knitted tie with it and – Slider stooped to look – well-polished brown brogues. Slider remembered Atherton saying once that a gentleman could wear brown shoes in London as long as Parliament wasn’t sitting. He had probably been joking – it was sometimes hard to tell with Atherton – but still, Mr Bygod was dressed like a gentleman as far as Slider was concerned.

He had had a decent head of hair, grey, thick and wavy. The massive blow to the back of his skull had mashed hair, bone and blood all together in a sticky mess. Blood had trickled down the side of his face and under his head, soaking into the leather-bound blotter and pooling a little on the polished desk top.

‘Several blows of considerable force,’ Cameron said. ‘Our old friend the Frenzied Attack. Depressed fracture of the skull, and no doubt cerebral contusion and laceration. It’s not the fracture that kills, you know, it’s the brain damage. Most of all the shearing stresses.’ He straightened. ‘When the head is rotated by a blow – and virtually every blow has some rotational element – the layers of brain tissue slide over each other.’ He demonstrated with his palms. ‘The old grey matter can’t take it.’

‘Would death have been instantaneous?’ Slider asked.

‘With blows of this force, unconsciousness would have been immediate. Death would have followed quite rapidly – a couple of minutes at most. You can see there has been bleeding, but not much. When was he found?’

‘This morning, when the housekeeper came in.’

‘I’d say he’s been dead at least twelve hours,’ Freddie said. ‘Twelve to eighteen hours, so you’re looking at yesterday afternoon or evening. Anything else before I get going?’

Slider stared, and thought. The top half of the body was obscuring what, if anything, was lying on the blotter. ‘I’d like to know what he was doing at the desk when it happened. People don’t usually just sit. Was he reading, working, what?’

‘I’ll call you when I move him,’ said Freddie.

Bailey intervened eagerly. ‘We’ve got the murder weapon.’ He produced an evidence bag. It was a bronze statuette of a woman with tight curly hair, wearing a flounced, straight-skirted, nip-waisted dress that left her impossibly round bosoms bare. The face and head of the subject were obscured unpleasantly with bits of Mr Bygod.

Freddie hefted it gently. It was about fifteen inches high and heavy. ‘That’d do it,’ he said. ‘It’s a genuine bronze, not spelter.’

‘It was lying on the carpet just there.’ Bailey pointed to a spot a couple of feet behind the chair. At a nod from Slider he took it across to show Atherton. ‘Greek goddess or something.’

‘Not Greek. That’s a Cretan costume,’ Atherton said. ‘It’s Ariadne.’

‘How on earth do you know that?’ Slider asked. He was always surprised by the things his bagman came up with.

‘It’s written on the base,’ Atherton pointed out.

‘Creet or Greekan,’ Bailey said, ‘grip it round the legs and you’ve got a good weapon.’ He demonstrated with what looked like a drive to deep extra cover.

Slider was looking round the room. ‘Over there. There’s a space on the mantelpiece.’

The mantelpiece was otherwise crammed with
objets d’art
of china, jade, and ivory, some rather dim-looking Etruscan bronzes, an onyx bull, and two little figurines that were, or were meant to look like, Sèvres. In the centre was a space, about the right size. It was easy to imagine Ariadne as the centrepiece of the eclectic display.

‘Any fingermarks?’ Slider asked without hope. Any two-bit criminal knew enough to wear gloves these days.

Bailey shook his head. ‘Chummy wiped the bottom half of the thing, where he’d held it, with some sort of cloth. Handkerchief or something.’

Slider met Freddie’s eyes with hope. ‘If it was a handkerchief and not clean, we might get some DNA transference from it. What about the rest of the room?’

‘Cleaner does a good job,’ said Bailey. ‘There aren’t many marks anywhere. But we’ll lift what we can.’

The house was a thing of strange contrasts. To begin with, though it was usual in London for the floors above commercial properties to be divided into several flats or even a multiplicity of bedsits, this was all one home, over three floors. Given the cost of housing in Hammersmith these days, its size ought to have made it quite valuable; on the other hand, not everyone wanted to live over a restaurant. It was hard to guess what it might fetch on the market, but it wouldn’t have been cheap.

At the back of the first floor was an L-shaped kitchen-dining room; on the second floor the master bedroom was in front and a large bathroom, obviously made by sacrificing a second bedroom, at the back. On the third floor – the attic behind the parapet – were two maids’ bedrooms with a sliver of a modern shower room tucked between them. One was empty; the other seemed to be used as a storage room, containing suitcases and cardboard removers’ boxes full of personal possessions.

The main bedroom was decorated and furnished, like the living room, with grand, heavy old furniture in the Victorian style, very much a man’s taste; yet the kitchen and bathroom had been done out fairly recently in modern style and at some expense, with a lot of tile, marble, chrome, and a profusion of gadgets.

The kitchen in particular roused Atherton’s envy. ‘Every damn thing that
ouvres
and
fermes
,’ he remarked. He loved to cook, but living in a tiny two-up-two-down he hadn’t the space for a kitchen like this, even if he could have afforded it.

Slider had often noted that, as a rule, the posher the kitchen, the less it was used, but this kitchen, though it was spotlessly clean, was obviously cooked in.

‘I wonder if Mr Bygod was another of these epicurean bachelors who like to cook,’ Slider mused.

‘Don’t look at me when you say “another”,’ Atherton objected.

‘If the chef’s hat fits,’ Slider said. ‘There’s no sign of a woman’s touch in the bedroom or reception room.’

A further anomaly was that flight of stairs at the bottom. The front door was heavy, and was controlled by an entryphone system, the upper end of which was beside the door inside the living room. It was recently painted and sported well-polished brass furniture – quite a grand door in its way – but behind it was a tiny lobby, lit only with a bare light bulb hanging from a long flex. And while the upper hall and stairs were carpeted, these lower stairs were covered with linoleum that looked old and worn, and the walls were painted with a dingy pale green emulsion that was much scuffed and marked with traffic.

‘You’d think, given the flat must have cost quite a bit,’ said Slider, ‘that he’d want to make a better impression.’

‘Perhaps he didn’t entertain,’ Atherton said. Then, ‘That was a nice suit he was wearing. Bespoke.’

‘How could you tell from that distance?’

‘I can tell. Might be interesting to talk to his tailor.’

One of Bailey’s ghosts found them to tell them that Doc Cameron had moved the body and wanted them back, so they returned to the living room. The corpse was off the desk and on the floor, on its back, in a body bag, waiting to be zipped up. Slider took a look at the face – the first time he’d been able to see it. Thin, with high cheekbones, a prominent nose and full, carved lips: distinguished, he’d have said. A strong face, and while not exactly handsome, it was agreeable to look at – probably women would have found him attractive, he thought.

He stared down for a long moment, aware that this was the last the world would see of Lionel Bygod, whoever and whatever he had been. From here he would go to the morgue, where he would be unemotionally cut up and analysed, no longer a person but a case, a piece of evidence in an investigation; and from there into a coffin, his final disintegration taking place unseen within the oak, pine or mahogany, depending on the next-of-kin’s propensities or finances. That zip would zip closed his time on the stage, like the final curtain on the last night of a play. All that he was and had been was over and done with. And Slider had yet to discover if anyone cared. It was a melancholy moment.

‘Ah, there you are.’ Freddie disturbed his reverie. ‘Well, there were no other visible injuries, so I think you can take it it was the head trauma that killed him.
Ceteris paribus
and subject always to post-mortem.’

‘Ever my cautious Freddie,’ said Slider. But they’d had cases between them before, more than one, where all was not as it seemed. He walked to the desk. ‘And what was he doing, sitting there?’

‘That’s rather curious. It appears he was writing a cheque.’

There it was on the desk, the cheque book, the edges of the pages stained with blood. The victim’s body had shielded it; but paper acts like a wick and had drawn it up from the wet blotter. A rather nice fountain pen, dark green marble effect with gold bands, was also lying there, uncapped. He had got as far as writing the date, Slider saw.

‘The pen was actually in his hand,’ Freddie said. ‘The right hand. It was hidden under his torso when he fell forward.’

‘So he was actually writing it when he was killed,’ Slider mused.

‘Yesterday’s date. If only the blow had miraculously stopped his watch as well, we’d have the exact moment of death pinpointed,’ Freddie said drily.

Outside, Slider discovered his boss, Detective Superintendent Fred ‘The Syrup’ Porson, walking up and down, his autumn raiment – a beige raincoat of wondrous design, covered in flaps, straps and buckles – swirling around him like a matador’s cape. He had abandoned the eponymous wig when his dear wife died, but his bony pate served only to emphasize the lushness of his eyebrows, as lavishly overgrown as Sleeping Beauty’s hedge, and whipped up into peaks like hoary meringue.

He was talking to Swilley, another of Slider’s DCs, who had to pace with him and looked as though she didn’t like being made to look foolish in that way. He swung round as Slider emerged with Atherton behind him, and barked, ‘Only just made it!’

Slider was stung. ‘I came as soon as I heard, sir – or as soon as my lift arrived.’

Porson waved that away. ‘Over there. Checkpoint Charlie.’ He gestured towards the next side turning. ‘Border between us and Hammersmith. Only just the right side of it, or they’d have got it instead of us. Thankful for small murphies.’

Slider forbore to comment. Only the upper echelons could actually
want
a murder case.

‘I’ve already had friend Grunthorpe on the ear’ole to me this morning,’ Porson rumbled on. ‘In the person of DS Carthew of course. They think it ought to go to Hammersmith’s murder squad.’

Grunthorpe was Porson’s equivalent at Hammersmith, and Trevor ‘Boots’ Carthew, his right hand man, was famous for his dedication to his master’s interests. Grunthorpe was known to be always on the lookout for prestigious cases to boost his reputation – or easy ones to boost his clear-up rate.

Slider frowned. ‘But the deceased wasn’t anyone important, was he?’

Porson shrugged. ‘Not as far as I know, but that’s irrevelant. I think they’re jealous about the Corley case. Touch of the green-eyed wassname.’ In his impatience with life, Porson’s way was to take random swipes at language, like a bored waitress wiping tables in an airport eatery. ‘We did ourselves a bit of bon with that, and they want some of what we’ve got. Give ’em half a chance and they’ll be all over this like a cheap rash. So I want the investigation done by the book and double-quick time. Don’t want any excuse for Mr Wetherspoon to cast nasturtiums on our efficiency. What’s it look like so far?’