Have You Any Rogues?
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Authors: Elizabeth Boyle
HAVE
YOU
ANY
ROGUES
?
A Rhymes With Love Novella
E
LIZABETH
B
OYLE
To my dear husband,
my very own rogue.
C
ONTENTS
An Excerpt from
If Wishes Were Earls
Never look a Seldon woman in the eye. Unless you want to be cursed to the end of your days.
A
DALE
FAMILY
MAXIM
Owle Park, 1810
H
aving put her nephew’s country house in order, Lady Juniper, the former Lady Henrietta Seldon, glanced around at the Holland covers and the clean, gleaming floors and smiled.
“Everything is in order,” she said to Mr. Muggins,the great big dog at her side, hoping to instill a sense of responsibility in the grand Irish terrier. Unfortunately, Mr. Muggins had a rather dismal record when it came to being orderly, and he gazed up at her as if he hadn’t the least notion as to what she was talking about.
Henrietta sighed. No wonder the dog’s mistress, the former Tabitha Timmons, now Duchess of Preston, had been reluctant to leave the mongrel behind—and it certainly explained Her Grace’s parting words, “You don’t mind taking care of him, do you? He can be a bit of a—”
Tabitha hadn’t finished that sentence, for Henrietta had rushed to explain Mr. Muggins wouldn’t be any trouble whatsoever.
More fated words had never been uttered.
Mr. Muggins was always trouble.
The great big unruly dog had ruined one of Henrietta’s favorite feathered muffs and nearly gotten to the plumes in her best bonnet.
“Well, we are off to London any time now, and you will be Tabitha’s problem once again,” Henrietta told the dog.
The dog glanced around as if looking for who might be the object of such a statement.
Henrietta sighed again and looked around one last time. The only thing left to do was to have the housekeeper’s son bring up the crate of wines that her nephew, Christopher Seldon, the Duke of Preston, had asked her to bring to town, then she, Mr. Muggins and her maid, Poppy, could return to London.
Though Poppy was vehemently against traveling on this night—All Hallows’ Eve—claiming spirits of the past would be haunting the roads.
“Unexpected things can happen, my lady,” she’d warned.
A notion Henrietta whisked aside as utter nonsense as she looked out the window at the tree-lined drive, where a scattering of fall leaves rustled across the gravel, while overhead the tenacious few leaves still clinging to the branches fluttered about in jaunty defiance of the changing seasons.
Still, Poppy’s words came hauntingly back to tease her.
Unexpected things. . .
Those words rustled down Henrietta’s spine with a restless sense of destiny—which she quickly swept aside like the dust on the bookshelves.
Restless desires no longer had any place in her life, she reminded herself.
She was a respectable widow now.
Well, if one could be so when one was no more than eight and twenty and had already buried three husbands.
Marriages made because she’d made impetuous decisions and followed impulsive desires . . .
And like the wind that pulled and tugged at the leaves, that single word,
desires,
tugged at her heart.
Oh, bother the notion, she tried telling herself.
For the very word
desires
brought with it the unexpected and most unwanted image of a roguish, devilishly handsome man, the sort who could tempt her to kick off her boots and run barefoot across the wide green lawn.
Glancing over her shoulder at the stairs, she wondered where Poppy might be—as well as Lord Halwell, who was driving down from London to fetch them.
It was beyond time for her to be gone from Owle Park and the unexpected memories it evoked. That, and the only souls left in the house were her, Poppy, the housekeeper, Mrs. Briar, and the woman’s son.
And Mr. Muggins, Henrietta thought wryly, looking over at the dog, who was sitting up and looking toward the door.
As she looked up as well, the crunch of carriage wheels on the drive told her it was finally time to go.
Hen couldn’t help herself. She sighed. Lord Halwell was handsome enough, but hardly the sort to inspire dangerous, reckless desires.
Which was most excellent, she told herself. Yet again. Because from this day forth, she was going to remain steadfast, cool and reserved.
A respectable widow, above reproach.
As long as you avoid
him, Poppy would tell her in her all too blunt fashion.
And by
him,
her outspoken maid did not mean Lord Halwell.
But
him
.
The first man to ever kiss Henrietta. The only man who had ever found his way into her heart. The one man she was supposed to despise and deplore above all others.
The one who tempted her like no other. Left her shivering with wonderment at the forbidden desires he could spark inside her by merely stepping into a room.
Hen shuddered and realized perhaps it was a most fortuitous bit of happenstance that Lord Halwell was here to save her from making some impetuous, colossal mistake. The sort of temptation that was all too close at hand here at Owle Park.
So she hurried to the door, ready to forget the past, only to find that her single most regrettable mistake was coming home to roost.
A ghost from her past, Poppy would point out.
An unexpected happening if ever there was one.
For the gentleman bounding down from the curricle wasn’t the sunny and affable Lord Halwell but the glowering form of one Viscount Dale.
Or rather,
him
.
And the very sight of him whisked her back to the day they’d first met. The day she’d lost her heart.
Owle Park, nine years earlier
L
ady Henrietta Seldon looked across the wide expanse of lawn toward the distant bit of woods and wondered if she dared. The dark green of the trees and the promise of shade and perhaps a bit of a breeze from the river beyond beckoned with the hint of respite from the day’s heat.
And since she rarely got to spend such time in the country, she decided she did. Dare, that is.
For you see, as the daughter of a duke, there wasn’t much that was allowed. At least not anything unchaperoned, and only then if she was well guarded and surrounded by the strictures and rules of Society.
Well, not today,
she mused.
Hen, as the family called her, slipped out of the carriage, leaving behind her erstwhile chaperone of the moment, Great-Aunt Zillah, who was happily and most predictably snoring away. Hen nearly danced across the soft emerald green sea of grass, dropping her shawl and pelisse as she went. When she was far enough away from the carriage, she shed her boots and stockings so she could run barefoot, like a regular country lass.
Her hat, which she loved, what with its fetching, upturned brim and the jaunty plumes pinned there, she left on. Better than returning to London with her face tanned and freckled.
Her mother would be in horrors—especially with her impending presentation at Court and her debut ball.
Not that she truly needed either. She was all but promised to Lord Astbury—had been since they were young, but her mother was adamant that Hen have a proper Season in London.
However today she was going to have a bit of an adventure.
Patting her hat to make sure it was secure, she sighed with delight at the feel of the damp, cool grass beneath her feet. It was heaven—all of it. From the clean, crisp air, to the soft ground beneath one’s feet, to the happy, teasing call of birds twittering overhead.
How her father and mother could prefer London to this blissful bucolic life, she would never understand.
As she glanced over her shoulder, a moment of sadness rushed over her. For as lovely as Owle Park was, it was a house clouded by tragedy. Her much older half brother, James, and nearly his entire family had died of a terrible fever in this house.
Closing her eyes, Hen struggled to recall the fleeting memories of her sibling who’d been the only issue of her father’s first marriage. Memories of James were vague and mostly lost, but it was his children—who had been closer in age to her, since her father had remarried her mother at such a late age—their faces and voices she remembered more vividly. Kindly and beautiful Dove; tall and upright Freddie, the one who was to inherit; mischievous Felix with a twinkle in his eye that always promised trouble and great fun; and dear baby Lydia, who had just begun to walk—and on this very lawn.
All so beloved, and all of them swept away in a matter of days by a terrible fever.
Save Christopher, who was now her father’s heir and would one day be the Duke of Preston.
Still, Papa could only bring himself to visit Owle Park but once a year—an annual inspection—and he never brought Christopher.
Turning from the house, Hen glanced again at the woods and recalled a path that Felix had shown her once. It led to a grand tree house the boys had built, and she wondered if it still stood.
There was only one way to find out.
She set off with a determined stride and very quickly found the narrow path, but the turns and shortcuts Felix had followed by rote eluded her memories, and all too quickly she was hopelessly lost in the thick trees and dense undergrowth.
“Dash my wig,” she muttered under her breath, using one of Aunt Zillah’s numerous colorful curses, for Hen knew only too well she was in the suds.
Oh, if only it was just the lost part. There was also the matter of
the line
.
And yes, that was exactly how a Seldon thought of it. In italics and if necessary, underlined several times.
The line
.
The boundary that separated Owle Park from the neighboring estate, Langdale. Wherein lived the worst sort of devils.
The Dales
.
Henrietta shuddered. Rogues, villains and devils, all of them.
Capable of ruining a gel with merely a glance, or so Aunt Zillah avowed.
How such a thing was possible, Hen was not interested in finding out.
So it was that when she heard the sharp bark of a dog, she nearly jumped out of her gown. For it brought to mind her old nanny’s stories of Drogo Dale, who had allegedly hunted for wayward children with his pack of hellhounds and chased them still from his grave.
Even as she tried to tell herself that this dog might belong to someone who could point her in the right direction, she realized it wasn’t just one hound’s baying but the raucous cacophony of an entire pack.
A hellish one, she was certain.
Say, perhaps, Drogo’s. . .