Hellboy: Odd Jobs (21 page)

Unlike Kyle, all three patrons

if a place like The Crossing can actually honor its customers by calling them

'patrons'

watched Hellboy with varying degrees of thinly veiled interest. Tommy, the younger of the Farrow brothers, couldn't help but hoot with laughter at the sight of the new customer.

"Whoo-ee," he said, slapping his brother on the back and smirking with a wide grin that made him look like even more of an idiot than he generally did. "Just when you think you've seen it all, huh, Jed?"

Jed, the older and slightly more level headed of the two brothers, simply sighed and shook his head before turning around and silently hoisting the beer he had in hand.

"How 'bout that, Big Bro?" Tommy went on, jabbing his brother's arm again, almost making him spill his beer.

"The things you see when you don't have a gun, huh?"

Jed snorted and kept drinking, his Adam's apple working rapidly up and down in his thin throat as he drained his glass.

"And

Christ on a cross

was that really a freakin'
tail
I saw sticking out from under his coat?"

"Just shuddap and drink," Jed said as he slammed his empty glass down on the counter and signaled to Kyle for another one.

But Kyle, ignoring Jed for the moment, called out, "What can I get for you, Hellboy?"

Resting his left hand lightly on top of the cooler, which he had placed on the table in front of him, Hellboy glanced over at Kyle with a deepening scowl, then said softly, "How 'bout a pitcher of beer ... and two glasses."

Lorraine's eyes were a bit unfocused as she leaned forward and whispered to Kyle, "Do you
know
him?"

Kyle glanced over at Hellboy again, then nodded slightly but said nothing before drawing a pitcher of draught. He was happy for the business. With the storm and all, it wasn't looking like tonight was exactly going to bust the bank. He grabbed a couple of clean glasses and walked over to the table without answering her.

Lorraine couldn't help herself. She spun around on her chair and stared at the man if this was, indeed, a

man

seated in the shadowy corner. She had never seen anything like him especially his huge right hand

that looked like it was made out of stone or something.

"Who the hell is he?" she whispered out of the corner of her mouth to Kyle once he was back behind the bar, drawing another glass of beer for Jed.

When Kyle didn't answer her right away, she leaned across the bar so far her ample breasts flattened against the smooth, water-stained surface.

"Does he live around here?"

Kyle ran his teeth over his lower lip, his eyes darting nervously back and forth between Lorraine and Hellboy.

"No," he finally said, his voice dropping to a whisper. "He's not from around here ... and neither are you, so it's just as well you don't ask. 'Kay?"

"Come on," Lorraine said, snagging Kyle's shirt sleeve and giving it a quick tug.

Kyle licked his lips, and when he spoke again, his voice was so low she could barely hear him above the sound of the storm outside and the jukebox, which was now playing an old Roy Orbison song.

"We had some ... ah, some trouble out this way 'bout a year ago, and he ... sorta helped fix it."

"It was
exactly
a year ago tonight."

Hellboy spoke so suddenly that Lorraine couldn't help but squeal as she wheeled around to look at him.

"He's got good hearin', too," Kyle added.

Now that she had her opening, Lorraine

never one to be shy

got up from the barstool and started

toward Hellboy's table. He looked like an illusion to her

a figment from some terrible nightmare made real.

His red skin was slick and still gleaming from the rain. On his forehead two huge circular bumps shadowed his eyes, which glowed dull orange with what seemed like their own internal light. His jutting lower jaw kept his thin lips in a straight, unsmiling line.

Halfway to the table, Lorraine's foot caught on something, and she almost fell, but she caught herself and quickly regained her composure. Tommy, who was still intently watching all of this, let out a sharp bray of laughter that cut off quickly when his brother elbowed him in the ribs. "Mind if I join you?" Lorraine asked.

Before he could answer, she collapsed into the seat opposite him and leaned forward on the table.

"My name's Lorraine Martin, from New York City," she said, slurring her words slightly as she held her right hand out for him to shake.

She cringed when he took her hand into his huge right hand and lightly shook it. His touch was stone cold, and she could feel the terrible power trembling in his grasp. She knew he could easily crush her hand to a pulp without even thinking, but he shook her hand gently and then let it drop.

"I'm Hellboy," he said, his voice making a deep rumble that reminded her of distant thunder.

"Are you gonna drink that beer," Lorraine asked, "or did you bring your own in that cooler?"

"I'm waiting for someone," Hellboy said simply.

There was a finality in his voice that told her not to pursue it any further, but Lorraine had had enough to drink so she didn't care. She was burning with curiosity to find out who this guy was and what he was doing here.

"A friend of yours?" she asked.

"Sort of. Someone I work with," Hellboy replied with a quick nod.

He looked past her. When Lorraine turned to see what he was staring at, she noticed the small clock above the array of liquor bottles behind the bar.

It was a quarter to eight.

"Well, until this friend of yours shows up, what say you buy me a drink?" Lorraine said.

When she leaned forward and rested her hand lightly on his arm, she couldn't help but notice that Hellboy turned his body ever so slightly, as though shielding the travel cooler from her.

"What've you got in there that's so important?" she asked, but he didn't answer her. He simply stared at her with a glowering scowl that made it all too clear that he wasn't going to talk about it.

"So ... are you gonna buy me a drink or not?" Lorraine asked.

Hellboy looked over at Kyle and said, "Get her a glass of whatever she's drinking."

Kyle nodded and, without a word, drew a beer and walked over to the table. His face was expressionless as he placed the glass down in front of Lorraine.

"I have to tell you one thing," Lorraine said once Kyle had retreated back behind the bar. "I don't like drinking alone."

She clinked her glass against the untouched pitcher in front of Hellboy.

"What say you join me?"

When she reached across the table for the pitcher, making as if to pour him a beer, Hellboy snatched it from her and poured into one of the glasses. Holding it out to her, he said, "Here's looking at you." With that, he tipped his head back and drained the glass in several huge gulps.

Lorraine took a long, slow sip from her beer, all the while watching him in amazement over the rim of her glass.

Once the glass was empty, Hellboy wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and placed the glass on the table. After filling it again from the pitcher, he sat back and drained it a second time.

"Well, you certainly don't mess around, do you?" Lorraine asked, unable to conceal her amazement.

"I probably should have something to eat first," Hellboy said. "I haven't eaten all day."

"So tell me," Lorraine said after a moment of silence. "Who're you meeting? I can tell, just by looking at you, that you're an interesting guy who must do a lot of interesting stuff."

"I already told you," Hellboy said, his scowl deepening. "It's someone I work with."

"Well then, will you tell me what kind of work you do?"

"It's ... kind of complicated," Hellboy said with a dark scowl.

"Does it have anything to do with what you've got in that cooler? C'mon. Tell me. Whatddaya have in there?"

"Cold stuff," Hellboy replied, and for a brief instant, the glow in his eyes seemed to intensify.

Lorraine nodded and sat in silence for another moment. Then she said, "Does this have anything to do with what happened a year ago tonight?"

Hellboy's scowl deepened. The two beers seemed to have gone straight to his head, and he shook it to clear it, then looked at Lorraine and nodded.

"Matter of fact, it does," he said. "I'm waiting to meet up with my friend. A guy called 'The Finn'. Our friend, Red Shirt, died a year ago tonight. We're meeting here to raise a glass to his memory."

"Or a pitcher," Lorraine said with a slight laugh.

"Yeah. Maybe a pitcher," Hellboy said as he grasped the near-empty pitcher and raised it above his head to let Kyle know that he wanted a refill.

While they waited for the fresh pitcher to arrive, Hellboy refilled his own and Lorraine's glasses. Lorraine settled back in her seat and took a deep breath, taking it all in. One thing she couldn't help but notice was the sour stench that emanated from either whatever Hellboy had in the cooler, or else from Hellboy himself.

Maybe he didn't smell so good after being out in the rain, she thought.

Kyle arrived with the full pitcher, placed it on the table in front of Hellboy, and walked away. He had caught only a few snatches of their conversation but, knowing what he knew about the events that had transpired this time last year, he didn't want to know any more.

"So," Lorraine finally said, unable to hide her interest, "are you gonna tell me how your friend Red Shirt died? Or am I gonna have to get you drunk first, and pry it out of you?"

Hellboy shook his head and then belched loudly. This got a reaction from the Farrow brothers, both of whom turned in their seats and glared over at the table.

Once again, it was Tommy who spoke.

"Hey, you wanna keep it down over there?" he shouted. "This isn't a fucking barn, you know."

Lorraine saw the orange glow in Hellboy's eyes flare up as he stared back at the two brothers.

"You might want to watch your language with a lady present," Hellboy said. Then he sucked in a deep breath and belched again, louder.

"Lady?" Tommy said, gawking back and forth like a chicken, looking for grain. Then he crossed his arms and puffed out his chest. "I don't see no
lady
here. All's I see is a drunk slut Flatlander and some kinda freak that looks like he escaped from the circus."

Sensing trouble, Kyle quickly stepped over to Tommy and got his attention.

"Chill out," he said under his breath, "or I'll have to ask you to leave. Trust me. You don't want to mess with him."

After catching the scathing look from his older brother, Tommy turned back and continued drinking in silence.

"Ahh, forget about them," Lorraine said with a dismissive flick of her hand. "They're just a couple of dumb-shit rednecks. Tell me about your friend Red Shirt. How'd he die?"

Covering his mouth with his huge right fist, Hellboy belched again, softly this time, as he settled back in the seat. The cushion groaned beneath his weight.

"It's kind of complicated," he said.

When he spoke, Lorraine noticed a faraway look in his eye. She glanced at the rain washing down the window beside them and said softly, "I ain't going anyplace in a hurry."

"Well," Hellboy said, "The Finn will be here pretty soon, but I guess I can tell you about it. You see, about a year and a half ago, this town had a problem with a serial killer, a man named Moses McCrory. He'd killed something like nine women

some of em young girls, really, before the cops finally ran him down."

"So he's in jail?"

One corner of Hellboy's mouth twitched. "No," he said. "The police shot and killed him." He paused to take a single gulp of beer. "That's when the real trouble started."

Lorraine squinted at him and shook her head. It crossed her mind that this whole episode was beyond strange.

Here she was, sitting in a bar in a town she'd never been to and never intended to visit again, talking about a serial killer with a big red guy with a stone fist and bumps that looked like sawed-off horns on his forehead.

For all she knew,
he
could be the dangerous killer, and he was setting her up as his next victim. But she couldn't deny that she was fascinated. She had to find out more.

"I don't get it," she said. "If they killed him, then that should have ended it unless Oh, wait a second. I get

it. He wasn't the real killer, right?"

"Oh, he was the real killer all right. He strangled his victims with a piece of piano wire that pretty much took their heads off. But shortly after they killed him, more people started dying, only this time in much more gruesome ways."

"I know what it was," Lorraine said, snapping her fingers and jumping excitedly in her seat. "I saw a show about this once on A&E. They had what they call a 'copycat' killer, right? Someone who started imitating the first killer."

Hellboy shook his head, then reached for the pitcher of beer and refilled his glass.

"Not exactly. You see, I only get called into things when they get
really
weird."

"And this got really weird?" Lorraine said. Feeling suddenly uncomfortable, she shifted in her seat and glanced over at Kyle, slightly reassured by his presence.

Hellboy nodded and then, with a what-the-hell shrug, finished off his beer.

"Once the killings started again, the local police couldn't handle it," he said, "so they called in the State CID."

"CID?"

"The Criminal Investigative Division. They pieced together a few things, like how the victims were killed, and that the killings only happened on rainy nights, but the staties couldn't handle it, either. These recent killings were
really
bad."

"How so?"

"The victims were all beheaded. That's how they died. Only this time, the killer strangled them with a length of barbed wire, and he pulled it so tight their heads came right off."

"Oh my God," Lorraine said, shuddering and hugging herself as a slow chill ran through her. She suddenly felt alone and very vulnerable.

"Yeah," Hellboy said, "and then he'd stuff their open necks with straw. Also, all of the victims were missing body parts ... arms, legs, internal organs ... different parts from each victim. That's when they called me, and I brought along my friends, The Finn and Red Shirt."