Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman (2 page)

“That old heap of snow is nothing compared to mine,” bragged Horrid Henry.

Moody Margaret and Sour Susan looked at Henry’s Abominable Snowman, complete with horned Viking helmet, fangs, and hairy scary claws. It was a few inches taller than Henry.

“Nah nah ne nah nah, mine’s bigger,” boasted Henry.

“Nah nah ne nah nah, mine’s better,” boasted Margaret.

“How do you like my snowman?” said Peter. “Do you think I could win?”

Horrid Henry stared at Perfect Peter’s tiny snowman. It didn’t even have a head, just a long, thin, lumpy body with two stones stuck in the top for eyes.

Horrid Henry howled with laughter.

“That’s the worst snowman I’ve ever seen,” said Henry. “It doesn’t even have a head. That’s a snow carrot.”

“It is not,” wailed Peter. “It’s a big bunny.”

“Henry! Peter! Dinner time,” called Mom.

Henry stuck out his tongue at Margaret.

“And don’t you dare touch my snowman.”

Margaret stuck out her tongue at Henry.

“And don’t you dare touch my snowgirl.”

“I’ll be watching you, Margaret.”

“I’ll be watching you, Henry.”

They glared at each other.

* * *

Henry woke.

What was that noise? Was Margaret sabotaging his snowman? Was Susan stealing his snow?

Horrid Henry dashed to the window.

Phew. There was his Abominable Snowman, big as ever, dwarfing every other snowman on the street. Henry’s was definitely the biggest, and the best. Mmm boy, he could taste that Triple Fudge Gooey Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Marshmallow Custard ice cream right now.

Horrid Henry climbed back into bed.

A tiny doubt nagged him.

Was his snowman definitely bigger than Margaret’s?

’Course it was, thought Henry.

“Are you sure?” rumbled his tummy.

“Yeah,” said Henry.

“Because I really want that ice cream,” growled his tummy. “Why don’t you double-check?”

Horrid Henry got out of bed.

He was sure his was bigger and better than Margaret’s. He was absolutely sure his was bigger and better.

But what if—

I can’t sleep without checking, thought Henry.

Tip toe.

Tip toe.

Tip toe.

Horrid Henry slipped out of the front door.

The whole street was silent and white and frosty. Every house had a snowman in front. All of them much smaller than Henry’s, he noted with satisfaction.

And there was his Abominable Snowman looming up, Viking horns scraping the sky. Horrid Henry gazed at him proudly. Next to him was Peter’s pathetic pimple, with its stupid black stones. A snow lump, thought Henry.

Then he looked over at Margaret’s snowgirl. Maybe it had fallen down, thought Henry hopefully. And if it hadn’t, maybe he could help it on its way…

He looked again. And again. That evil fiend!

Margaret had sneaked an extra ball of snow on top, complete with a huge flowery hat.

That little cheater, thought Horrid Henry indignantly. She’d sneaked out after bedtime and made hers bigger than his. How dare she? Well, he’d fix Margaret. He’d add more snow to his right away.

Horrid Henry looked around. Where could he find more snow? He’d already used up every drop on his front lawn to build his giant, and no new snow had fallen.

Henry shivered.

Brr, it was freezing. He needed more snow, and he needed it fast. His slippers were starting to feel very wet and cold.

Horrid Henry eyed Peter’s pathetic lump of snow. Hmmm, thought Horrid Henry.

Hmmm, thought Horrid Henry again.

Well, it’s not doing any good sitting there, thought Henry. Someone could trip over it. Someone could hurt himself. In fact, Peter’s snow lump was a danger. He had to act fast before someone fell over it and broke a leg.

Quickly, he scooped up Peter’s snowman and stacked it carefully on top of his. Then, standing on his tippy-toes, he balanced the Abominable Snowman’s Viking horns on top.

Ta-da!

Much better. And much bigger than Margaret’s.

Teeth chattering, Horrid Henry sneaked back into his house and crept into bed. Ice cream, here I come, thought Horrid Henry.

Ding dong.

Horrid Henry jumped out of bed. What a morning to oversleep.

Perfect Peter ran and opened the door.

“We’re from the Frosty Freeze Ice Cream Factory,” said the man, beaming. “And you’ve got the winning snowman out front.”

“I won!” screeched Horrid Henry. “I won!” He tore down the stairs and out the door. Oh what a wonderful, wonderful day. The sky was blue. The sun was shining—huh???

Horrid Henry looked around.

Horrid Henry’s Abominable Snowman was gone.

“Margaret!” screamed Henry. “I’ll kill you!”

But Moody Margaret’s snowgirl was gone too.

The Abominable Snowman’s helmet lay on its side on the ground. All that was left of Henry’s snowman was…Peter’s pimple, with its two black stone eyes. A big blue ribbon was pinned to the top.

“But that’s my snowman,” said Perfect Peter.

“But…but…” said Horrid Henry.

“You mean, I won?” said Peter.

“That’s wonderful, Peter,” said Mom.

“That’s fantastic, Peter,” said Dad.

“All the others melted,” said the Frosty Freeze man. “Yours was the only one left. It must have been a giant.”

“It was,” howled Horrid Henry.