Houdini's Last Trick (The Burdens Trilogy) (6 page)

“A life of adventure doesn’t start until we take risks,” Houdini said.

He stared pointedly at Fairbanks, who shifted uncomfortably.

“Very well,” Fairbanks said. “I’ll tell you what. If you can bring this Atlas fellow to us here, I promise I will talk to him with you.”

It was an easy promise to make because Fairbanks knew he would never have to fulfill it.

“And how would I go about bringing Atlas here,” Houdini asked, “when I don’t know his true name or where he is? Shall I post a personal ad in the
New York Times
?”

Fairbanks shrugged apologetically.

“I can only say what I’m able to do. Bring him here, and I’ll help. But Mary stays out of it. It’s too dangerous.”

Pickford grimaced but said nothing.

“The only way to get his attention would be to get myself on the front page of every major newspaper in the country,” Houdini said. “It’s impossible.”

He paused a moment.

Maybe it’s not.

He felt the envelope full of money in his pocket.

“Very well,” Houdini said. “I may be able to find a way to draw Atlas here.”

But you won’t like it.

“Thank you for the offer, Mr. Fairbanks, and good luck with your premiere. What’s the movie?”

“It’s a grand Arabian adventure called
The Thief of Baghdad
,” Fairbanks said. “It’s my greatest role yet. There’s a lot riding on it. I’m sure we could scrounge up a ticket for you. Would you like to go?”

“No, thank you,” Houdini said.

I already am.

C
HAPTER
N
INE

H
OUDINI
STARED
OUT
his window at the massive sails of a 17
th
Century merchant ship. They billowed in a light ocean breeze, even though the shore was a good five miles away.

“Action!” someone shouted.

Thirty sailors darted across the deck with swords in hand as a dozen pirates scurried up the ship like rats up a rain gutter. They met at the center of the deck, where a fierce and highly choreographed fight took place. The pirates killed three sailors for every man they lost, and in minutes only a handful lived. In the end, as had happened for the previous three takes, a young maiden was hoisted over the shoulder of the pirate captain and carted off to their black-sailed ship.

Houdini had watched the film shoot all morning from above, distracted by the monotony of the filmmaking process. Men fought, and died, then stood up to fight and die all over again. It had a Sisyphean quality about it.

The apartment Louis B. Mayer had given him was a massive attic converted into a penthouse, smack dab in the center of the MGM studio backlot in Culver City. Mayer had built out the space, Houdini learned, so his directors could sleep close to the sets while their films were in production.

To keep them working sixteen hours a day.

The space ran half the length of the sound stage below, and had peekaboo views of the mishmash of lagoons, castles, and urban sets that made up the massive backlot. To the windows on his left was a row of rickety buildings called Ghost Town Street. On the right was a strip of adobe homes called Mexican Village Way. Past the pirate ship was the enormous water tower at the dead center of the lot.

Houdini hadn’t slept well that night. He had called Mayer to tell him he would do the escape, but guilt itched at him as if he had bedbugs. Mayer was pleased but didn’t seem surprised; he seemed used to getting his way.

When Houdini had searched inside himself, he found a hodgepodge of motivations. Without knowing where Atlas was, the public stunt really was the best way to grab the man’s attention and lure him to Los Angeles. But Houdini also
wanted
to do the escape, to put into action a plan he had been thinking about for months.

He had been up half the night making sketches that had long been locked in his mind. Now, he shuffled a deck of cards back and forth between his hands, looking at the easel where the sketches stood. The plan was good, and he knew it.

Someone rapped playfully at the door. Houdini was expecting Mayer’s assistant, who would be in charge of buying Houdini’s equipment and assisting him the day of the event.

Houdini set down the deck of cards and crossed the loft-style room, crossing over plush Oriental rugs and weaving through the eclectic mix of furniture, to answer the door.

“Who is it?”

“Benito Mussolini.”

Houdini opened the door. Charlie Chaplin pinched Houdini’s cheek and pushed his way through.

“Good morning,” Chaplin said.

“How did you manage to get on the lot?” Houdini asked. “I can’t imagine Mayer would want you seeing his sets.”

“I caught a lucky break. The guard ran off to the restroom just as I was walking up.”

He hung his hat and coat on the rack and gave a long whistle at the expansive apartment. At the sound of shouting below, he peeked out one of the far windows.

“Snazzy accommodations, though I hope the pirates don’t wake you up too early.”

“They die soon enough,” Houdini said. “Would you like tea?”

“I am English, am I not?”

Houdini had a kettle of hot water already boiling on the electric stove in the kitchen. He poured Chaplin a cup and found an assortment of teas in the well-stocked pantry, then put it all on a tray and brought it over to the sitting area.

Chaplin’s attention was drawn to the easel and sketchpad in the corner.

“What are you doing for Louis Mayer, anyway?” Chaplin asked. “Is it a torture device? I always wondered how Mayer got actors to sign his contracts.”

Houdini took a throw blanket from the couch and covered the easel.

“I’m under agreement not to say,” Houdini said. “But it will draw Atlas to Los Angeles. That’s why I’ve agreed to do it. That’s what matters.”

Chaplin dipped his tea bag in his cup with a deftness that looked almost like performance art.

“You could have asked to stay with me,” Chaplin said.

“I wasn’t sure,” Houdini said. “It’s been so long.”

“We’re friends,” Chaplin said. “Aren’t we?”

Houdini felt guilt press into his chest like an accusatory finger.

Maybe not after the stunt I’m going to pull.

It had been ten years since the two men had seen each other. At the time, Houdini was at the peak of his success while Chaplin was just a young scalawag trying to make a name for himself in America.

“I owe one of my biggest breaks to you,” Chaplin said. “You got me into the Hippodrome. At the very least, that’s worth a few nights in my guest room.”

Houdini had first seen Chaplin performing in New York as part of a comedy troupe in Karno’s North American tour. He had immediately recognized something unique about his physical comedy; the way he moved, the ease with which he emoted—there was something transcendent about it, as if the very spirit of humor were channeling through his body.

One night, Houdini asked Chaplin to open for him at the Hippodrome. It would be ten times Chaplin’s normal audience. He did a short but spectacular performance of the Inebriate Swell, his lovable but perpetually drunk character. Chaplin received a standing ovation, and from that point on the comedian began headlining with his comedy troupe. The film contracts came soon after.

“It was an amazing stroke of luck you saw me that night,” Chaplin said. “I feel like I owe half of my success to luck. I should become a professional gambler.”

Chaplin added a lump of sugar, a splash of cream, and gave the cup exactly three stirs with a spoon. He sipped it. Houdini watched him, this silly young man he was going to betray.

“We’re not heroes,” Chaplin said suddenly, staring into his tea. “We have talents that I’m grateful for, but that doesn’t make me a Robin Hood any more than it makes Douglas a Zorro, as much as he likes to think so.”

Houdini understood what he was trying to say.

We’re not fighters.

“Mr. Fairbanks has a way with words,” Houdini said. “He inspires devotion in others. And Mrs. Pickford, well, she could have the entire male population wrapped around her little finger with just the right look. Heroes aren’t always armed with swords.”

“Perhaps,” Chaplin said. “But I’ve never heard of someone laughing another to death. I’m afraid my gift is rather useless.”

“Somehow I doubt that,” Houdini said.

The magician thought of his own talent, the way his introspection over the years had grown beyond a mere examination of his present self and extended into the realm of his future self and what might be.

He used that gift now, following all of the glowing threads of conversation that might convince Chaplin to help him in protecting the Eye. In the end, the one option that would prove most effective was also the easiest: saying nothing.

Houdini stared at his old acquaintance. Chaplin cleared his throat, uncomfortable with silence. He stared at the deck of cards on the table.

“Can I show you something?” Chaplin said. “It’s something I haven’t shown anyone before.”

He pulled the deck of cards closer to him and touched the top card.

“Three of clubs,” he said.

Chaplin flipped over the card. It was the three of clubs. He touched the next card on top.

“Queen of diamonds.”

He flipped over the card. It was the queen of diamonds.

“A trick?” Houdini asked. Chaplin said nothing. He touched the next card on top.

“Seven of spades.”

Chaplin flipped it over. It was the seven of hearts. He shrugged.

“Every lucky streak has to end.”

Guessing even two cards in a row was so unlikely it was beyond mere chance. Houdini touched the deck, feeling the edges of each card. Nothing about them was abnormal. There was no way Chaplin could have even known about the cards before that moment.

“Clairvoyance?” Houdini asked.

Chaplin shook his head.

“I honestly had no idea what those cards were going to be.”

“Then how?”

Chaplin bit his lip.

“I don’t know for sure,” he said. “It started a few years ago, when I found myself getting all sorts of lucky breaks. Perhaps fortune favors the man who can laugh at himself.”

Houdini knew it couldn’t be unrelated; this good fortune was somehow an extension of his humor. The magician took up the cards and shuffled them in his hands.

“I’ve been wondering how you met Fairbanks and Pickford,” Houdini said. “I can understand how you’d all come to Hollywood with the gifts you have, but it’s still incredible odds that you found each other. I wondered if it were some kind of destiny. But maybe not. Maybe it was just…”

“My dumb luck?” Chaplin asked.

Houdini sipped his tea.

“Our world is rapidly changing. Talent that used to live in isolation just a hundred years ago may find a future that is more integrated, whether we like it or not.”

“There is opportunity in that,” Chaplin said.

Houdini clenched his jaw. When he reached to see the possibilities, he couldn’t see anything clearly, but he had the overwhelming sense of precariousness—as if the future were a boulder on the edge of a cliff, and the slightest breath from any of them would knock it over.

“Opportunity breeds opportunists. I think what we’re seeing is the beginning of a war. A secret war for the talent of this world.”

From outside the window someone yelled, “Shiver me timbers!”

“At least it’s not a pirate war,” Chaplin said. “My sword fighting is positively rusty.”

Chaplin set down his cup.

“I’ll help you,” he said. “I don’t know what use my jokes and good fortune will be against an eight-foot giant, but to whatever extent I can, I’ll help you guard the Eye.”

“Your humor seems to turn situations to your favor,” Houdini said. “Maybe you’ll be our lucky charm. Our rabbit’s foot.”

“Yes, I like the sound of that. Especially if I can hide in your pocket.”

Chaplin stood.

“Now, I should go. Doug isn’t the only one with interviews to do for this film premiere. We’ve plunged every last penny into it.”

The two walked toward the door. Houdini handed Chaplin his coat.

“I should tell you what the stunt is,” Houdini said. “You won’t like it.”

Chaplin plugged his ears.

“Then I’d rather not know.”

“It involves you.”

“If it gets Atlas here, then I’ll cope,” Chaplin said.

He slipped his hat on as Houdini opened the door.

“By the way, be careful of Doug,” Chaplin said. “He has a good heart but he’s impulsive and erratic. And he’s very jealous of his wife.”

“So I shouldn’t pay her a private visit?”

Chaplin laughed.

“Now you’re the funny one. He wouldn’t let a man alone with her in exchange for all the good press in Hollywood.”

Houdini slapped Chaplin on the back as he led him out. The magician’s smile faded as soon as he closed the door.

A problem, since that’s exactly what I’m planning to do.