How to Master Your Marquis (43 page)

“If I may say, sir . . .”

Somerton rose to his feet. “But you are paid to set aside these tender notions, Mr. Norton, these misguided ideas of yours, and see to your business. Otherwise, I shall be forced to consider, one by one, the various means by which your
feelings
may be forcibly exhumed from your incompetent breast.” He leaned forward and spoke in a low voice, just above a whisper. “Do you understand me, Mr. Norton?”

Norton hopped backward from his perch like a startled brown-haired parakeet. “Oh, but sir! She’s innocent, I’ll stake my life on it . . .”

“Innocent?” The low simmer of fury in Somerton’s brain, the fury he had battled all his life to control, flared upward in a roar of heat. “Innocent? By God, Norton. Do I hear you correctly? Are you actually saying I’m mistaken about my own wife?”

Norton’s white mouth opened and closed. “Not mistaken exactly, sir, that’s the wrong word, I . . .”

Somerton walked around the side of his desk. Norton’s eyes followed his progress, while his words drifted into a wary silence.

Somerton came to a stop next to the edge of the rug, mere inches away from Norton’s blunt and unlovely figure. They were of about the same height, he and Norton. In fact, taken both together, they made a pair of brothers: tall, dark-haired, brute-boned, thick with muscle, crowned by faces only a particularly adoring mother could admire.

Not that the woman who had given birth to Somerton had been that sort of mother.

“Mr. Norton,” he said, “I find this conversation has dragged on long enough. Either do your duty, or I shall exact the usual forfeit. There are no other choices. We’ve done business together before, and you know this fact as well as any man on earth.”

Norton’s dark eyes blinked twice. “Yes, sir.”

“You may go.”

Norton turned and dashed for the door. Somerton waited, without moving, until his black-coated figure had stepped off the rug and reached gratefully for the door.

“Oh! There is one more thing, Mr. Norton.”

The man froze with his hand on the knob.

“As I observed, you have allowed Lady Somerton to follow me about my business in the evening, from time to time. A dangerous occupation, that.”

“I have kept the closest watch on her, sir. As close as possible without revealing myself,” Norton said to the door.

“Let me be clear. If a single hair on Lady Somerton’s head, a single
eyelash
belonging to her ladyship’s face is harmed, you will die, Mr. Norton. I shall perform the deed myself. Do you understand me?”

Norton’s hand clutched around the knob, as if struck by the actual cold-blooded wind of Somerton’s voice.

“I understand, sir,” he whispered.

“Very good.”

Lord Somerton returned to his seat without another look. The door creaked slightly as it opened and closed, and then there was silence, profound and merciful silence, except for the rhythmic scratch of Somerton’s pen as he finished the letter in which Norton’s entrance had interrupted him.

A double knock struck the study door.

He signed his name, considered it carefully, and blotted the ink on the page before he answered.

“Come in,” he said.

The footman stepped cautiously through the doorway. “Mr. Markham is here to see you, sir.”

“Mr. Markham?”

“For the position of secretary, sir.” The footman’s voice lifted just a single nervous trifle at the word
sir,
turning the statement into a question. Servants and peers alike performed a similar vocal trick when engaging Lord Somerton in conversation. He couldn’t imagine why.

“Send him in.”

Somerton folded the letter, slipped it inside an envelope, and addressed it himself in bold strokes of black ink. A wretched and time-consuming chore, that. He did hope this current secretarial prospect would prove capable of the position, but the hope was a faint one. For some reason, he had the most appalling luck with secretaries.

The footman dissolved into the darkness of the hallway. Somerton consulted the list he had prepared an hour ago—another damned chore he was eager to relinquish—and made a small check next to the word
Ireland.
Two more words remained:
Secretary
and
Wife.

He was about to take care of the first, anyway. He preferred not to think about the second.

A coal popped in the fireplace nearby. The London air had taken a turn for the chillier this week, and the usual miasma of yellow fog had thickened like an evil enchantment about the streets and buildings of the capital, as millions of chimneys put out millions of columns of coal smoke into the damp English atmosphere. In another week, the household would retire to Somerton Park for the Christmas season. Hunting every day, drinking every night. His wife’s uncomplaining mask at dinnertime; his son’s brave
Yes, sir
and
No, sir
to the few questions Somerton could stretch his adult imagination to ask. The querulous voice of his mother, inquiring after his dead father.

In short, the usual jolly old Yule.

The door opened. Somerton flexed his fingers.

“Your lordship, Mr. Markham,” said the footman.

A young man stepped through the doorway.

“Good morning, Mr. Markham.” Somerton glanced at the clock on the mantel. “I hope the hour is not too early for you.”

“Not at all, your lordship. I thank you for taking the trouble to see me.” Mr. Markham moved into the lamplight, and something stirred in the pit of Somerton’s belly.

Indigestion, no doubt.

They were all young men who came to interview for the position of personal secretary to the Earl of Somerton, but this young man seemed younger than all of them. He could not have been more than eighteen. A suit of plain black wool covered his coltish limbs a little too loosely. His face was smooth and unlined, without a single whisker; his dark auburn hair was slicked back from his head with a stiff layer of pomade. In the symmetrical architecture of his face, there was a trace of almost delicate beauty, a lingering evidence of boyhood.

But there was nothing childlike about the way he moved. He squared his thin shoulders, propelled his lanky figure to the center of the rug, and went on, in a firm, rich alto. “I have come to interview for the position of secretary.”

Somerton set aside his pen in an exact perpendicular relationship to the edge of the desk. “So I am informed, Mr. Markham. I read over your references last night. Astonishingly fulsome, for a man so young.”

“I hope I have given satisfaction, sir.” In a voice that knew full well he had.

Cocky little bastard.

Not that cockiness was necessarily a fault. A secretary should approach his work with confidence. That cockiness could shove open more than a few doors in his employer’s service; it could accomplish what timid self-effacement could not.

Just so long as the two of them were quite clear: That cockiness should never, ever direct itself toward the Earl of Somerton himself.

Somerton raised his most devastating eyebrow. “No doubt, Mr. Markham, you gave the,–er–, the attaché of this beleaguered ambassador of Holstein-Schweinwald-Huhnhof the very utmost satisfaction. I presume you left his employ because of the political revolution there?”

A slight hesitation. “Yes.”

Somerton shook his head. “A shocking state of affairs. The ruler murdered, the heir snatched away from the funeral itself. Is there any news of the missing princesses?”

“None, I’m afraid,” said Mr. Markham. “One hears they escaped to relatives in England with their governess, but it’s only a rumor. Likely a false hope.”

“My sympathies. Regardless, I should warn you that my standards are perhaps a trifle more exacting than those of a backward, corrupt, and regicidal Germanic principality.”

Was that a flare of indignation in Mr. Markham’s warm brown eyes? But the lad smothered it instantly, returning his face to the same pale symmetry as before. Another point in his favor: the ability to control emotion.

“That unfortunate state,” he said icily, “is nonetheless most exact in its notions of ceremony and diplomatic procedure. I assure you, I am well versed in every aspect of a secretary’s duties.”

“And I assure you, Mr. Markham, that the duties required of
my
secretary will soon prove unlike any you have encountered before.”

Markham’s eyelids made a startled blink.

“We will, however, begin at the beginning, so as not to shock your tender sensibilities. I begin work directly after breakfast, which you will enjoy on a tray in your bedroom. I dislike company in the morning, and my personal secretary does not take meals with the household staff.”

“I see.”

“You will report to this room at half eight. We will work through until ten o’clock, when coffee is brought in and I receive visitors. Your desk is there”—he waved to the small mahogany escritoire set at a right angle to the desk, a few feet away—“and you will remain in the room, taking notes of the meeting, unless I direct otherwise. You can write quickly, can you not, Mr. Markham?”

“I have recently learned the essentials of shorthand notation,” Mr. Markham said, without the slightest hesitation.

“We will take lunch here in the study, after which your time is your own, provided you complete your assignments by the time I return at six o’clock. We will work for another two hours, after which I dress for dinner. I invariably dine out. You may take your meal in the dining room, though you will likely find yourself alone. Her ladyship dines in the nursery with my son.” Somerton congratulated himself on the absence of expression in his voice.

“Very good, sir. Do I understand you to mean that I have met with your approval?” Mr. Markham said. His face tilted slightly against the lamplight, exposing the curve of his cheekbone, prominent and graceful, in perfect balance with the rest of his face. His arms remained crossed behind his back, his posture straight. Almost . . . regal.

What an extraordinary chap
. The thought slipped without warning between the steel columns of Somerton’s mind.

He rose to his feet. “Approval, Mr. Markham? Nothing of the kind. I am in want of a secretary. You, it seems, are the only man daring enough to apply for the position.”

“Rather a tight spot for you, then, sir.”

The words were said so effortlessly, so expressionlessly, that it took a moment for Somerton to process their meaning.

What the
devil?
Had the fellow
actually
just said that?

Rather a tight position for you. The cheek!

Somerton’s shoulders flexed in an arc of counterattack. “You have one week, Mr. Markham, to prove yourself capable of the position. A position, I hardly need add, that no man has held for longer than two months together. If you succeed in winning my—what was your word, Mr. Markham?”

The young man smiled. “Approval, Lord Somerton.”

“Approval.” He sneered. “You will be compensated with the handsome sum of two hundred pounds per annum, paid monthly in arrears.”

Two hundred solid English pounds sterling. A fortune for an impecunious young man just starting out in his profession, clinging by his claws to the first rung of the professional ladder; twice as much as his wildest hopes might aspire to achieve. Somerton waited for the look of startled gratification to break out across Mr. Markham’s exquisite young features.

Waited.

A small curl appeared in the left corner of Mr. Markham’s round pink upper lip.

“Two hundred pounds?” he said, as he might say
two hundred disemboweled lizards
? “I no longer wonder that you have difficulty retaining secretaries for any length of time, your lordship. I only wonder that you have tempted any to attempt the position at all.”

Somerton shot to his feet.

“I beg your pardon! Two hundred pounds is impossibly generous.”

“You will forgive me, Lord Somerton, but the facts speak for themselves. I am the only applicant for the position. Evidently two hundred pounds represents not nearly enough compensation for an ambitious and talented young fellow to take on such an overbearing, demanding, bleak-faced despot as yourself.” He uncrossed his arms, walked to the desk, and spread his long young fingers along the edge. “Allow me, if you will, to make you a counter-proposition. I shall take on the position of your personal secretary for a week’s trial, beginning tomorrow morning. If the conditions of employment meet with my approval, why, I’ll agree to continue on for a salary of three hundred pounds a year, paid weekly in advance. My room and board included, of course.”

Mr. Markham’s eyes fixed, without blinking, on Somerton’s face. That unlined young face, innocently smooth in the yellow glow of the electric lamp, did not twitch so much as a single nerve.

“By God,” Somerton said slowly. The blood pulsed hard at the base of his neck. He sat back in his chair, took up his pen, and balanced it idly along the line of his knuckles. His hand, thank God, did not shake.

“Well, sir? My time this morning is limited.”

“You may go, Mr. Markham.” He waved to the door.

Markham straightened. “Very well. Good luck to you, sir.” He turned and walked to the door, at that same regal pace, as if leading the procession to a state dinner.

Somerton waited until his hand had reached the knob. “And Mr. Markham? Kindly tell my butler to arrange for your belongings to be brought over from your lodgings and unpacked in the suite next to mine.”

“Sir?” At last, a note of astonishment in that imperturbable young voice.

Somerton took out a sheet of blank paper, laid it on the blotter, and smiled. “I suspect you shall suit this overbearing, demanding, bleak-faced despot very well, Mr. Markham.”

L
uisa closed the door to the study and leaned back against the heavy carved wood.

Her heart still thudded inside her ribs at an alarming speed, as if she’d just finished a footrace around the shore of the sparkling clear Holsteinsee. Thank God for starched white collars and snug black neckties, or else that man—that Somerton, that predatory prizefighter of an aristocrat with his keen black eyes and his impossibly thick shoulders—would have detected the rapid thrust of her pulse against her skin.