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Authors: J.B. Cheaney
“She can't swim!” I protested.
“Doesn't have to. She only has to move out far enough her knees don't show. Besides, I have a scout badge in lifesaving.”
Sylvie was already bobbing out to deeper water, so I yelled, “Be careful!” and kept my eyes on her while she thrashed and shrieked. I looked away only long enough to do my own shrieking while the camera was on me. Then Sam turned his lens toward the beach, where Ranger heard our cries and determined in his resolute heart to come to our aid.
Meanwhile the pitch of Sylvie's yelling had shifted, and when I looked back to the water, she was farther out than before. “The tide's caught her!” I screamed. “She's going out to sea!”
At least Ranger wasted no more time striking poses. Already divested of his shoes and jacket, he charged the surf like a locomotive and flung himself into the waves. I ran into the water up to my knees and stood there wringing my hands. Even with the sound of the camera grinding in my ears, I was hardly acting.
Sam just kept on cranking, and soon he got something unexpected: another body in the water, emerging from the left of the lens and paddling toward Sylvie with as much resolution as any lifeguard. It was a golden retriever, long silky ears streaming behind him. The dog reached her first, grabbed her collar with his teeth, and began paddling back toward land. Ranger was thus cheated of the actual rescue, but he lent a hand when the dog's strength waned and looked just as heroic when he staggered onto the beach with a coughing and sputtering Sylvie in his arms.
I ran to her while Ranger whooped like a savage. “Did you see that? We'll leave the dog in.
Cut
, Samâyou're wasting film. We'll shoot Sylvie throwing her arms around him while Matchless and the Youth make eyes at each other, and thenâ”
At that moment we were joined by the owners of the dogâtwo boys, one about Ranger's age and the other a few years younger. The younger one was shouting, “Good boy, Champ! We didn't even know where you was until Danny heard all the hollerin' down here. We're gonna tell the mayor and get you a medal⦔
While he prattled on, the rest of us became aware that Ranger and the older boy recognized each otherâfirst with surprise, then growing hostility. “I shoulda known,” the boy finally growled. “Half-breed Bell, grinding out his big picture. Now I know why you like the flickers. They give you a chance to look white.”
“He saved my life!” Sylvie piped up loyally from the nest of towels I had wrapped her in.
“Get lost, Prewitt,” Ranger said, scrubbing the flour from his face with a wet shirttail.
“I've got as much right to be here as you. Anyways, since you're already half stripped-down for a fight, remember I owe you one for pasting that shiner on Tom Pigeon last spring.”
“He had it coming,” Ranger muttered.
“For what? For callin' a spade a spade?”
“It was three against one! I just got in a lucky punch!”
“You feel lucky now?” Danny raised his fists and made a practice jab while his little brother shouted encouragement from the side of the noble Champ. Ranger darted forward and made an ill-considered swing that left him open to a hard punch to the ribs. The sound of air bursting from his lungs was so sharp I felt it.
Sylvie would have charged in, but Sam moved faster. He dropped from the pier and grabbed Danny by the collar band, twisting until the boy gasped for air. “Pretty day, ain't it? Why don't you go throw some sticks for your dogâwho's got better manners than you.”
He punctuated
you
with a shove, and Danny stumbled on the sand. The boy picked up his cap and crammed it on his head, shifting his glare from Sam to Ranger. “You still owe us one, Mud-face!” Then he hauled up his little brother and marched back toward the arcade, Champ frisking after them with never a backward glance.
Even Sylvie knew enough to keep her mouth shut. In the silence, busy fingers of ocean foam drummed away from the wooden piles of the dock, leaving them naked in the oozy sand.
“Don't let those twits get to ya,” Sam said softly.
“I'm not.” Ranger suddenly kicked up a geyser of sand. “What gets to me is a whole day's work wasted because of that damn dog!”
“Oh.” Sam stepped back on the pier and began dismounting the camera. “We might be able to use some of itâyou never know. In the meantime, watch your language around the ladies.”
“I'm no lady!” Sylvie sputtered indignantly. As for me, I was glad he noticed.
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Ranger was rather taciturn on the bus. I might have said “sulky,” except for being unsure if it was the insult from Danny or the loss of a good day's footage that galled him more. When Sylvie finally leaned her damp head against my shoulder and drifted off to sleep, he burst out: “All right, I know you're wondering. My mother was Indian. As in âYou're a better man than I, Gunga Din.' That's why the âhalf-breed.'”
I was about to tell him I already knew that, but he had taken out his wallet and was thumbing through it. “Here's a picture.”
Not just
a
picture. What he thrust at me was none other than Mr. and Mrs. Titus Bellâthe first Mrs. Bell that is, a dark petite woman with a shy smile and velvety eyes. Mr. Bell towered over her. With his long face and wide mouth, he reminded me of Tom Mix the cowboy actor.
“I can't decide who you look like more,” I remarked after a moment.
“That's easyâPa, from the scalp up. Her from the skin out.”
It was more complicated than that. Ranger was an odd combination. He had his father's mouth and crinkly hair, but his mother's small build and melting eyes.
“She was very beautiful,” I said, handing back the photograph.
“Uh-huh.” He tucked it in his wallet. “One of Pa's exotic imports, like the African drums and Jap prints.”
“What a thing to say about your own mother!” I was truly shocked.
Ranger rubbed his cheek hard, as though trying to lighten the color. “Sorry. It's just that I don't remember her at all. Everybody else seems toâand they'll never let me forget. But I was doing all right until Pa made me go to St. Michael's Preparatory Academy.”
“Does he know you get picked on?”
“Sure. I've told him, and Buzzy's told him.”
“What does he say?”
“He always throws some Kipling at me: âYou'll be a man, my son,' all that.” Ranger stood up, steadying himself with one hand on the overhead grip and the other hand clutching his jacket lapel. “And then something like, âYour mother was a lady of elegance and breeding, and it's to my sorrow you don't remember her. But you must learn that those petty slings and arrows can't make a dent in the inner man.'”
He stuck his chin out, much to the amusement of the little boy who sat across from us with his mother. Ranger's imitation was quirky enough to recognize a real person in it, though I'd never met the person. “They've made plenty of dents in the
outer
man,” he added, “but Pa doesn't talk about that.”
“Under the circumstances, it's probably good advice,” I told him.
“Maybe.” Ranger glanced out the window. “Here's our stop. And say, Isobel⦔ Our eyes met, like shy forest creatures blundering together before jumping apart. “You don't have to feel sorry for me. Savvy?”
I assured him I didn't feel sorry in the least. But that might not have been quite true, or else I would never have agreed to his next harebrained scheme.
Buy Bonds!
Ranger's next scheme involved the war bond rally, which had become his beautiful blue-eyed baby after he was inspired to work it into his picture. He spent three whole days setting it up: figuring out the locations and when to get there and where he would change into his uniform. Also what lies, fibs, or prevarications he would have to tell to pull it off.
His latest great idea was to slip into the actual ranks of the Lasky Home Guard. With luck he could even march with them for a block or two before anyone noticed. That's one reason why the camera positions were so particular. Sam, who got permission to take off work for the rally, was to shoot the Home Guard, with Ranger among them and a forest of waving flags in the background. The grand scene would be followed by a touching farewell once the three of us had rendezvoused in a nearby alley. Ranger informed me of these details on Wednesday morning while I was curled up on the window seat with my favorite book.
“What if Sam's father refuses to let him use the camera that day?” I asked, keeping a finger in
Jane Eyre
to hold my place.
“He won't. Wait 'til you hear what Iâ” He broke off.
“What you what?” I asked, suspicion rising like fog over the moors. But he changed the subject to the terrific spot they'd found in an empty building, where Sam might be able to get an overhead shot, if they could just arrange to get insideâ¦
With all these “arrangements,” he was late for supper on Wednesday, sliding into his seat just after we all bowed our heads for grace. “You are pushing your luck, young man,” Aunt Buzzy remarked as Esperanza served the tomato soup. “This is the second night in a row you've been late for supper. Next time you'll do without.”
“Sorry.” Ranger blew on his soup. “I was down at the armory watching them build the platform for the rally; forgot the time.”
“Indeed. But on that subject: your scoutmaster telephoned this afternoon. The visiting troop from Santa Barbara has a shortage of boys in their color guard, and Mr. Monroe wants you to fill in during the parade tomorrow.”
Ranger promptly gagged. “But, Buzzyâ” he managed to croak, “I have
plans
.”
“Oh? Like what?”
“I, um, might have to stand by to march with my own troop.”
“That's unlikely, since Mr. Monroe informs me your troop is at this moment camping at Arrowhead Lake.”
“Oh.”
“He seemed surprised I didn't know that, and I was surprised too, needless to say. But since you are obviously not camping, you're available to serve in the color guard.”
“Why can't they get somebody else?”
“Don't argue with me, Ranger. I'm not in the mood. Mr. Monroe and I went on to have a very interesting chat during which I learned for the first time that you're behind in your dues and you've attended no meetings since April.” Ranger was giving extraordinary attention to chasing a speck of pepper around his bowl. “Well? How do you explain that?”
“Come
on
, Buzzy,” he pleaded. “I outgrew scouts about when I outgrew knickers.”
“If you think you're beyond scouting, you must take the subject up with your fatherâand I hardly need to remind you that you're in enough hot water with him already. For now, Mr. Monroe is offering you a chance to redeem yourself, and you
will
take it.”
Her unusual firmness led to a miserable evening, with Sylvie whining that Ranger wouldn't play with her, and Ranger sulking, and me suggesting he could perhaps look just as heroic in the Boy Scout color guard, which he did not take very well. But at bedtime, after we had said our prayers for Father's safety, and Mother had read a chapter of
Kidnapped
and kissed us good night, he made a clandestine visit to our bedroom.
“I've got an idea,” he told us.
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“For heaven's sake, Isobel,” my mother remarked late the following afternoon as we joined the thronging crowd on its way to the rally. “Are you gaining weight?”
Sylvie piped up, “No, she'sâ
ouch
!
” That was in response to a sharp kick delivered to the shinbone. By me.
What made me appear so voluminous was Ranger's outgrown scout knickers under my dress. He suggested I put them on to save time when changing clothes. And where would we do that? “I've got it all figured out,” he'd told me. “Don't worry.”
Why was I starting to feel that when Ranger said, “Don't worry,” worrying was the very thing I ought to do? Those were also his last words of the night before, and as a result I hadn't slept much.
How on earth
, I asked myself for the thousandth time,
had he talked me into this?
What mysterious power did he wield over my better judgment?
The sparkly day made Mother hook her arm in Aunt Buzzy's and exclaim, “To think it's still raining in Seattle!”
“Ranger, hadn't you better find the troop?” Aunt Buzzy asked.
“In a minute.” Ranger took my elbow as the crowd condensed along Hollywood Boulevard. I could see the tall, bunting-draped speakers' platform up ahead, where a band of studio musicians blared out the “Washington Post” march. He pointed. “See that flagpole? Wait two minutes after I leave, then work your way over to meet me there. And stop chewing on your lipâthis'll be
fun
.”
His dark eyes glittered like a firecracker fuse. After saluting the ladies, he passed me with a half wink. He had made it sound like fun the night before, while flattering my acting ability and telling me I was his angel muse. He actually said that, and in the soft glow of moonlight with Sylvie eagerly seconding everything he said, I half believed it.
Now, in the blinding light of day, my supposed angel wings dragged like lead. Once he was out of sight I heaved a sigh and started counting seconds. I had counted up to ninety-eight when we came to a reviewing stand not far from the stage.
“Why don't we find a seat here?” suggested Aunt Buzzy. “I see space near the top.”
I took a deep breath. “Mother, I need to be excused.”
She turned to me in surprise. “Whatever for?”
I made the kind of eye signals we used for a necessary function, and she looked even more surprised. Usually it was Sylvie who “needed to be excused.”
“Wellâ¦is there a ladies' room nearby?” she asked Aunt Buzzy.
I already knew there was, because Ranger had scouted this part of the plan too. “At the streetcar station a block east.” Aunt Buzzy pointed. “Not far.”
“All right,” Mother told me. “Look for my wave when you come backâ”
I tried to sound eager. “But if I can find a spot closer to the stage, could I watch the rally from there? I'll meet you after the parade.”
“Oh, I don't⦔
“The seats are filling up, Mattie. We must seize the day,” said my aunt. “She'll be fine.”
“All right. I suppose. But don't talk to strangersâand meet us at the auto
immediately
after.”
Sylvie glanced back at me with a look like a cat-swallowing canary as they started up the bleachers. Though she envied my part in this scheme, Ranger had convinced her that her part was every bit as important and dangerous.
I fought my way through the crush to meet him at the flagpole. “What a mob!” he crowed. “Sam's here. He got some shots of the Home Guard drill, and he's in position for the parade now. You'd better hold on to my arm so we don't get separated.”
I barely had time to do that before he dove into the crowd. He didn't hear my anxious, “Where are we going?” as the speakers' platform loomed large in view.
The crowd around it was so dense that we had to dribble our way like sand through pebbles. I gripped his arm, suddenly aware that the band had stopped playing and a tall man had stepped forward with a megaphone. The platform was so high that I could only see the top half of him, and the megaphone muffled his voice. Soon he stepped aside for a slight, dark-haired fellow. A solid roar almost flattened me.
“Who's that?” I yelled at Ranger, but could not hear the reply he threw over his shoulder. “Who?”
“
Chaplin
!
”
The most famous man in the world looked nothing like the Little Tramp I'd seen on postersâthough I saw little of him before the edge of the platform cut off my view entirely. A policeman stood at the rear corner, rocking on his heels. A gust of laughter from the crowd made him crane his neck to see what the Little Tramp was up to, and Ranger suddenly pulled me between the sheets of canvas that skirted the platform. Dust motes swirled frantically in a shaft of sunlight slanting in from a crack in the canvas. Mr. Chaplin, directly overhead, had begun to speak, but I couldn't make out the words.
“Here we are,” Ranger announced, unbuttoning his shirt. “Now let's get cracking.”
I turned my shocked gaze to him. “
Here?
We're changing clothes here in front of everybody?”
“Pipe down! Nobody's going to see you, silly. Come on, we don't have time toâ” As I lunged past him, he grabbed my arm. “You
promise
d
!”
Then I heard a sound that chilled my bones: a man's voice coming from the back of the platform. “What's this? Unhand the lady, villain!”
I turned to see a man in a pearl-gray suit hanging from one of the steel struts that supported the stage. Even though the ground was only an inch or two below him, he remained suspended, swaying gently.
“Waitâdon't I know you? Are you Titus Bell's boy?”
Ranger let go of me, looking somewhat abashed. “Yes, sir.”
The man strode forward for a better lookâthat is, he reached for the nearest iron bar, then the next, like a monkey swinging through the jungle. He came on amazingly fast, his suit meanwhile stretching in ways it was never meant to. “So you are. As a friend of your father's, I must ask if you're up to mischief, young man.”
“It's nothing, Mr. Fairbanks. I mean, nothing important. Just a prank. No harm to anybody. Sheâmy friend hereâsaid she'd go along, but now she's getting cold feet.”
I glared at him, and he glared back.
Mr. Douglas Fairbanksâfor it could be none but he, hero of many a screen adventureâdropped to his feet and straightened his jacket and tie. He was trim and slight as a rapier blade.
“You intrigue me. What sort of prank?”
“She's pretending to be me, while I⦠It's perfectly harmless, sir. Scout's honor.”
“Ha!” Mr. Fairbanks tilted his head toward me. “A failure of nerve, eh?”
“No, sir,” I stammered. “That isâwell, maybe.”
He smiled with a flash of stunningly white teeth. “Here's a word of advice. If you're having second thoughtsâ¦ignore them. Just think of the stories you can tell when you're old and gray.”
The roar of the crowd almost swallowed his last words. Mr. Fairbanks held up a hand and said, “'Tis my cue. Farewell, fair maid.” Then, to Ranger: “So long, laddie. And don't do anything I wouldn't do.”
As the cheers continued, he ran toward the back of the platform, leaped at a horizontal strut, and with a mighty swing he flipped himself right up over the edge. And landed on his feet on the platform. I could tell by the way the cheering intensified. As for me, I was pretty well bedazzled.
“Let's get moving,” Ranger said, handing me his shirt.
“Is he like that in his pictures too?”
“You betâI'll take you to see one, my treat. Step over in that corner there, and I'll turn my back. And hurry up! The parade starts right after Mary Pickford speaks, and she's next.”
“Mary Pickford?” I squeaked. “She's up there?” America's sweetheart, right above my head!
“Don't stop! Sure she's up there. Chaplin, Fairbanks, and Pickfordâthey're just back from a coast-to-coast tour of Liberty Bond rallies. That's why there's such a crowd today.” He bent to stuff a pair of lifts in his shoes.
“I would have come just to see her. But I won't see a
thing
.”
“'Course you will. You'll pass right under the reviewing stand. You could spit-polish her shoes. Now pull up your socks.”
He meant literally. After I pulled them up, he knelt in front of me to re-buckle the knickers, which I didn't have tight enough. Meanwhile I pinned up my hair and stuffed my dress and shoes in his knapsack and pulled the straps over my shoulders. He plopped his hat on my head and pulled a gunnysack from the corner where he'd stashed it earlier. From it, he donned a tunic and a helmet that made him look very soldierly, even though both were biggish. Finally he slung a wooden parade rifle over one shoulder.
“OhâI almost forgot.” From his pocket he took an extra pair of glasses and put them on me. “Somebody might have told them I wear specs. These are reading glasses, but you should be able to see all right.”
“Somebody might have told them you don't have a milky complexion either,” I snapped. It may have been small of me, but I was feeling small.
He tightened his lips. “Not much we can do about that. Good luck, Isobel. And thanks.” He leaned forward and kissed me quickly on the lips. I nearly choked.
My very first kiss from a boy! Under circumstances I could never imagine, and I had to be dressed in a scout uniform!
“It'll be worth it. You'll see.” He flashed one of his brilliant smiles and saluted.
Police were clearing the street in front of the platform when I made my way, all fluttery inside, to the parade staging ground. Another of Ranger's thoughtful provisions was a towel doused with Mentholatum to wrap around my throat, so I wouldn't have to talk much. But I had to peer assiduously over the rims of the blurry-making glasses before I finally caught sight of the Santa Barbara troop banner in that milling throng of musicians and Home Guard and mounted police.