Immortality Is the Suck (35 page)

Tetorras
—Big breasts

Nalga de angel
—Angel's butt

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Gandul
—Lazy one

Diablo
—Devil

Marcena del inferno
—Faggot from hell

Other fun facts:

In Mexican mythology, vampires are female and rise from Hell to eat

babies in their cribs.

“What is truth?” Albert is quoting the bible, John 18:38

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A. M. Riley

A. M. Riley is a film editor and sometime poet, living and working in Los

Angeles, with an interest in paranormal, erotica, and anything that tests

established boundaries.

Find out more about the author by visiting http://www.amriley.net/.

• About this Title
  
• Chapter One
  
• Chapter Two
  
• Chapter Three
  
• Chapter Four
  
• Chapter Five
  
• Chapter Six
  
• Chapter Seven
  
• Chapter Eight
  
• Chapter Nine
  
• Chapter Ten
  
• Chapter Eleven
  
• Chapter Twelve
  
• Chapter Thirteen
  
• Chapter Fourteen
  
• Chapter Fifteen
  
• Chapter Sixteen
  
• Chapter Seventeen
  
• Chapter Eighteen
  
• Chapter Nineteen
  
• Chapter Twenty
  
• Chapter Twenty-one
  
• Chapter Twenty-two
  
• Chapter Twenty-three
  
• Chapter Twenty-four
  
• Chapter Twenty-five
  
• Chapter Twenty-six
  
• Chapter Twenty-seven
  
• Glossary
  
• Other fun facts:
  
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