In Bed with the Duke (4 page)

‘I didn't mean to. It was an observation. I have already told you that I am struggling to find the words I want myself this morning. And, like you, none of this seems real. I suspect that when whatever drug we have both been given wears off I shall be rather more angry about the rock and your assumptions about me. But right now all I can think about is getting something to drink.'

‘A cup of tea...' She sighed. ‘That would be heavenly.'

‘A pint of ale.'

‘Some bread and butter.'

‘A steak. With onions.'

‘At breakfast?'

‘Steak with onions is always good.'

She shuddered. ‘I don't know about that. My stomach doesn't usually wake up first thing. I don't normally eat much before noon.'

‘I don't bother with a break at noon. I'm usually out and about. Busy with estate business when I'm in the country. Or in my office with my secretary when I'm in town.'

‘You have a secretary? What kind of business are you in?'

Did she imagine it, or did he look a little hunted?

‘Never mind what business I'm in,' he said, rather defensively.

Oh, dear. Last night Aunt Charity had remarked that he was just the kind of disreputable person she'd been afraid they might encounter in such an out-of-the-way tavern. That he was probably a highwayman. Or a housebreaker. Though surely housebreakers didn't have secretaries? Still, the fact that he didn't want to answer any questions about his background made it more than likely that he was some sort of scoundrel.

But not a complete scoundrel. A complete scoundrel wouldn't have given her his jacket. Wouldn't have rescued her from the ostler or offered to buy her breakfast, either. No—a complete scoundrel would have left her to fend for herself. Climbed into the gig and driven away. If not the first time then definitely the second time, after she'd thrown a rock at him.

She rubbed at her forehead. He looked so villainous, and yet he wasn't acting like a villain. Whereas her aunt, who made a great display of piety at every opportunity... Oh, nothing made sense today! Nothing at all.

‘I have just realised,' he said, ‘that I don't even know your name. What is it?'

‘Prudence Carstairs,' she said. ‘Miss.'

‘Prudence?' He gave her one sidelong glance before bursting out laughing.

‘I don't see what's so funny about my being called Prudence,' she objected.

‘P...Prudence?' he repeated. ‘I cannot imagine a name
less
suited to a girl whom I met naked in bed, who gets chased around horse troughs by lecherous ostlers and throws rocks at her rescuer. Why on earth,' he said, wiping what looked like a tear from one eye, ‘did they call you
Prudence
? Good God,' he said, looking at her in sudden horror as a thought apparently struck him. ‘Are you a Quaker?'

‘No, a Methodist,' she said, a touch belligerently. ‘Grandpapa went to a revival meeting and saw the light. After that he became a very strict parent, so naturally my mother named me for one of the virtues.'

‘Naturally,' he said. ‘But why Prudence in particular?'

‘Because it was the one virtue it was impossible for her to attain in any other way,' she retorted, without thinking.

‘And did she feel she
had
attained it, once you grew old enough for her to discern your personality? I suspect not,' he observed. ‘I think you are just like her.'

‘No, I'm not!
She
ran off with a man she'd only known a week, because his unit was being shipped out and she was afraid she'd never see him again. Whereas
I
have never been dazzled by a scarlet jacket or a lot of gold braid. In fact I've never lost my head over
any
man.'

‘Good for you.'

‘There is no need to be sarcastic.'

‘No, no—I was congratulating you on your level head,' he said solemnly, but his lips twitched as though he was trying to suppress a smile.

‘I don't think so.'

‘So,' he said, ignoring her retort. ‘Your mother ran off with a soldier, I take it, and regretted it so much that she gave you a name that would always remind her of her youthful folly?'

‘She did no such thing! I mean, yes, Papa was a soldier, but she never regretted eloping with him. Not even when her family cut her out of their lives. They were very happy together.'

‘Then why—?'

‘Well, doesn't every parent want a better life for their child?'

‘I have no idea,' he said.

He said it so bleakly that she stopped being angry with him at once.

‘And I have no patience with this sort of idle chatter.'

What?
She'd hardly been chattering. All she'd done was answer the questions he'd put to her.

She'd taken a breath in order to point this out when he held up his hand to silence her.

‘I really do need to concentrate for a moment,' he said brusquely. ‘Although I am familiar with the area, in a general sort of way, I have never travelled down this road.'

They had reached a junction to what looked like a high road.

‘I think we need to turn left,' he muttered. ‘Yes, I'm almost sure of it.'

He looked to the right, to make sure nothing was coming, before urging the horse off the rutted, narrow lane and out onto a broad road that looked as though it saw a lot of traffic.

‘So how come,' he said, once they were trotting along at a smart pace, ‘you ended up falling into such bad company? If your mother was so determined you would have a better life than she did how did you end up in the power of the termagant who invaded my room this morning?'

‘That termagant,' she replied acidly, ‘happens to be my mother's sister.'

‘You have my sincere condolences.'

‘She isn't usually so—' She flared up, only to subside almost at once. ‘Actually, that's not true. Aunt Charity has never been exactly easy to get along with. I did my best. Well, at least at first I did my best,' she confessed. ‘But eventually I realised that she was never going to be able to warm to me so it didn't seem worth the effort.'

‘Why should she not warm to you?'

He looked surprised. As though there was no earthly reason why someone shouldn't warm to her. Did that mean
h
e had?

‘It was all to do with the way Mama ran off with Papa. The disgrace of it. I was the result of that disgrace. A constant reminder of it. Particularly while my father was still alive.'

‘He sent you back to your mother's family while he was still alive?'

‘Well, not deliberately. I mean...' Oh, why was it so hard to explain things clearly? She screwed up her face in concentration, determined to deliver the facts in a logical manner, without getting sidetracked. ‘First of all Mama died. And Papa said that the army was no place for a girl my age without a mother to protect her. I was getting on for twelve, you see.'

‘I
do
see,' he grunted.

‘Yes... Well, he thought
his
family would take me in. Only they wouldn't. They were as angry over him marrying a girl who “smelled of the shop” as Grandpapa Biddlestone was that his daughter had run off with a sinner. So they sent me north. At least Mama's family took responsibility for me. Even though they did it grudgingly. Besides, by then Aunt Charity had also angered Grandpapa Biddlestone over her own choice of husband. Or at least the way he'd turned out. Even though he was of the Methodist persuasion he was, apparently, “a perpetual backslider”. Though that is neither here nor there. Not any more.'

‘By which you mean what?'

‘He'd been dead for years before I even reached England. I cannot think why I mentioned him at all.'

‘Nor can I believe I just said,
By which you mean what
.'

‘It doesn't matter that your speech isn't very elegant,' she said consolingly. ‘I knew what you meant.'

The sort of snorting noise he made in response was very expressive, if not very polite.

‘Well anyway, Grandpapa decided I should live with Aunt Charity until my father could make alternative arrangements for me, since she was a woman and I was of an age to need female guidance. Or that was what he said.
She
told me that Grandpapa didn't want the bother of raising a girl child who couldn't be of any use to him in his business.'

‘And why didn't your father make those alternative arrangements?'

‘Because he died as well. Only a couple of years later.'

‘That makes no more sense than what I originally thought,' he said in disgust.

‘
What
did you originally think?'

‘Never mind that,' he said tersely. ‘I need to concentrate on the traffic now that we're approaching Tadburne. This wretched animal—' he indicated the horse ‘—seems to wish to challenge anything coming in the other direction, and I need to keep my wits about me—what little I appear to have remaining this morning—if you don't want to get pitched into the road.'

She could understand that. She'd already noted that he was having increasing difficulty managing his horse the nearer they drew to the town she could see nestling in the next valley.

‘However,' he said, ‘I should like you to consider a few things.'

‘What things?'

‘Well, firstly, why would your own aunt—your own flesh and blood—drug you, undress you, and deposit you in my bed? And, worse, abandon you in that inn after removing all your possessions, leaving you completely at the mercy of strangers? Because, Miss Prudence Carstairs, since you deny having any knowledge of Hugo and you seem to me to be a truthful person, then I feel almost sure that is what happened.'

Chapter Four

‘Y
ou are wrong,' Prudence said. ‘Aunt Charity is a pillar of the community. Positively steeped in good works. She couldn't have done anything like that.'

Though why could she recall nothing after drinking that warm milk?

He made no answer.

It must have been because he was negotiating a tricky turn before going under the archway of an inn. The inn was, moreover, right on a busy crossroads, so that traffic seemed to be coming at them from all directions. It was concentration that had put the frown between his brows and made his mouth pull into an uncompromising line.

It wasn't because he disagreed with her.

Of course he was wrong. Aunt Charity couldn't possibly have done what he said.

Yet how else could she have ended up in bed with a stranger? Naked? She would never, ever have gone to his room of her own accord, removed every stitch of clothing, flung it all over the place, and then got into bed with him.

And the man denied having lured her there.

He brought the gig to a halt and called over an ostler.

Well, no, he hadn't exactly denied it, she reflected as he got down, came round to her side and helped her from the seat. Because she hadn't accused him of doing any luring. But from the things he'd said he seemed to think
she'd
been in some kind of conspiracy against
him
. And he was also unclear about what had happened last night after dinner. Claimed to have no recollection of how they'd wound up in bed together, either.

So what he was saying was that someone else must be responsible. Since she wasn't. And he wasn't.

Which left only her aunt.

And uncle.

Or this Hugo person he kept mentioning.

‘Come on,' he said a touch impatiently.

She blinked, and realised she'd been standing still in the bustling inn yard, in a kind of daze, while she struggled with the horrid notion he'd put in her head.

‘Well, I want some breakfast even if you don't,' he said, turning on his heel and stalking towards the inn door.

Beast!

She had no choice but to trot along in his wake. Well, no acceptable choice anyway. She certainly wasn't going to loiter in another inn yard, populated by yet more greasy-haired ostlers with lecherous eyes. And she
did
want breakfast. And she had no money.

When she caught up with him he was standing in the doorway to what looked like the main bar. Which was full of men, talking and swigging tankards of ale. It must be a market day for the place to be so busy and for so many men to look so inebriated this early.

‘Stay here,' he growled, before striding across to the bar. ‘I want a private parlour,' he said to the burly man in a stained apron who was presiding over the bar. ‘For myself and...' he waved a hand in her direction ‘...my niece.'

His
niece
? Why on earth was he telling the landlord she was his niece?

The answer came to her as soon as she looked at the burly tapster and saw the expression on his face as he eyed their appearance. Bad enough to have been called a trollop by the landlady of the last inn she'd been inside. At least if people thought she was this man's niece it gave an acceptable explanation for them travelling together, if not for the way they were dressed.

‘And breakfast,' her ‘uncle' was saying, as though completely impervious to what the burly man might be thinking about his appearance—or hers. ‘Steak, onions, ale, bread and butter, and a pot of tea.'

The burly man behind the bar looked at her, looked over the rowdy market-day crowd, then gave a sort of shrug.

‘Well, there ain't nobody in the coffee room at present, since the Birmingham stage has just gone out. You're welcome to sit in there, if you like.'

‘The coffee room?'

Her muddy-coated, bloodstained companion looked affronted. He opened his mouth to make an objection, but as he did so the landlord's attention was snagged by a group of men at a far table, all surging to their feet as though intending to leave. They were rather boisterous, so Prudence wasn't all that surprised when the burly man came out from behind the bar to make sure they all paid before leaving. Her newly acquired ‘uncle', however, looked far from pleased at being brushed aside as though his order for breakfast was of no account. He must be really hungry. Or spoiling for a fight. Things
really
hadn't been going his way this morning, had they?

Some of the boisterous men looked as though they were spoiling for a fight, too. But the burly landlord dealt with them deftly, thrusting them through the doorway next to which she was standing one by one the moment he'd extracted some money from them. She wouldn't be a bit surprised to learn that he'd been in the army. He had that look about him—that confidence and air of authority she'd seen fall like a mantle over men who had risen through the ranks to become sergeants. She'd heard such men talk about opening taverns when they got out, too...

Her suppositions were rudely interrupted by a couple of the boisterous men half falling against her on their way out, knocking her against the doorjamb. She decided enough was enough. It was all very well for her
uncle
to stand there looking indignant, but it wasn't getting them anywhere. Ignoring his command to stay where she was, she threaded her way through the tables to his side and plucked at his sleeve to gain his attention over the uproar.

‘Can we go into the coffee room, please...er... Uncle?' she said.

He frowned down at her with displeasure.

She lifted her chin. ‘I'm really not feeling all that well.' In fact the hot, crowded room appeared to be contracting and then expanding around her, and her head swam unpleasantly.

The frown on his face turned to a look of concern. ‘You will feel better for something to eat and that cup of tea,' he declared, slipping his arm round her waist. ‘I am only sorry we cannot have complete privacy, because what we have to discuss will of necessity be rather...'

‘It certainly will,' she muttered, rather shocked at how good it felt to have him supporting her into the coffee room, when not half an hour since she'd been trying to escape him. ‘Perhaps,' she suggested as he lowered her gently into a chair, ‘we should discuss things right now, before anyone comes in.'

‘We will be able to think more clearly once we've had something to eat and drink,' he said.

‘How do you know? Have you ever been drugged before?'

He quirked one eyebrow at her as he drew up a chair next to her. Then leaned in so that he could speak quietly. ‘So you
do
accept that is the case?'

She clasped her hands in her lap. ‘Couldn't there have been some sort of mistake? Perhaps I stumbled into your room by accident?'

‘And tore off all your clothes and flung them about in some sort of mad fit before leaping into my bed? It isn't likely. Unless you are in the habit of sleepwalking?'

She flushed as he described the very scenario she'd already dismissed as being completely impossible. Shook her head at his question about sleepwalking.

‘Then what other explanation can there be?'

‘What about this Hugo person you keep asking if I know?'

‘Yes,' he said grimly. ‘I still wonder if he could somehow be at the back of it. He has good reason to meddle in the business that brought me up here, you see. Only...'

He rubbed his hand over the back of his neck, looking troubled. Then shook his head.

‘Only he isn't a bad lad—not really. Only selfish and thoughtless. Or so I've always thought.'

‘Always? You have known him a long time?'

‘Since his birth,' said Gregory. ‘He is my cousin. My nearest male relative, in point of fact. Ever since he left school I have been attempting to teach him all he needs to know should he ever have to step into my shoes. He couldn't have thought it through. If it
was
him.'

‘But how on earth could he have persuaded my aunt to do such a thing? Let alone my uncle?'

‘He might have put the case in such a way that your aunt would have thought she was acting for your benefit.'

‘My
benefit
? How could it be of any benefit to...to humiliate me and abandon me? Anything could have happened. If you were not the kind of man who...that is if you were not a... I mean...although you don't look it... I think you are a gentleman. You could easily have taken advantage of me. And you haven't. Unless... Oh! Are you married?'

‘No. Not any more.'

‘I am so sorry. I did not mean to make you uncomfortable by mentioning a topic that must surely cause you sorrow.'

‘It doesn't.' He gave a sort of grimace. Then explained, ‘My wife has been dead these eight years.'

‘Oh, that's good. I mean...not that she's dead, but that it is long enough ago that you are past the worst of your grief. But anyway, what I was going to say was that perhaps you are simply not the sort. To break your marriage vows. I know that even the most unlikely-looking men can be doggedly faithful...'

His gaze turned so icy she shivered.

‘Not that you look like the
un
faithful sort,' she hastily amended. ‘Or the sort that... And anyway you have been married, so... That is... Oh, dear, I do not know what I mean, precisely.'

She could feel her cheeks growing hotter and hotter the longer she continued to babble at him. But to her relief his gaze suddenly thawed.

‘I think I detected a sort of compliment amongst all those observations,' he said with a wry smile.

‘Thank goodness.' She heaved a sigh of relief. ‘I mean, it is not that I
intended
to compliment you, but...'

He held up his hand. ‘Just stop right there, before you say anything else to embarrass yourself. And let me bring you back to the point in question. Which is this: perhaps your aunt thought to put you in a compromising position so that she could arrange an advantageous match for you.'

‘An
advantageous
match
? Are you mad?' She looked at his muddy coat, his blackened eye, the grazes on his knuckles.

And he pokered up.

‘Although,' she said hastily, in an attempt to smooth down the feathers she'd ruffled by implying that someone would have to be mad to consider marrying the likes of
him
, ‘of late she
has
been growing increasingly annoyed by my refusal to get married. On account of her wanting a particular member of her husband's family to benefit from my inheritance.'

‘Your inheritance?'

Oh, dear. She shouldn't have blurted that out. So far he had been behaving rather well, all things considered. But once he knew she would come into a great deal of money upon making a good marriage it was bound to bring out the worst in him. He had told her he was no longer married. And, whatever line of business he was in, acquiring a rich wife would be a definite asset.

Why hadn't she kept quiet about it? Why was she blurting out the answers to all his questions at all?

She rubbed at the spot between her brows where once she'd thought her brain resided.

‘You don't think,' he persisted, ‘that your aunt chose to put you into
my
bed, out of the beds of all the single men who were at that inn last night, for a particular reason? Or that she chose to stay at that particular inn knowing that I would be there?'

She kept on rubbing at her forehead, willing her brain to wake up and come to her rescue. But it was no use.

‘I don't know what you mean!' she eventually cried out in frustration. ‘We only stopped there because one of the horses went lame. We were supposed to be pushing on to Mexworth. Uncle Murgatroyd was livid when the postilions said we'd have to put up at the next place we came to. And Aunt Charity said it was a miserable little hovel and she'd never set foot in it. And then the postilion said she could sleep in the stable if she liked, but didn't she think she'd prefer a bed with sheets? And then they had a rare old set-to, right in the middle of the road...'

‘I can just picture it,' he put in dryly.

‘The upshot was that we didn't have any choice. It was sheer coincidence that we were staying at the same inn as you last night. And I'm sure my aunt wouldn't have wanted to compromise you into marriage with me anyway. She made some very derogatory remarks about you last night at supper. Said you looked exactly the sort of ruffian she would expect to find in a dingy little tavern in a town she'd never heard of.'

He sat back then, a thoughtful expression on his face.

‘How much money, exactly, will you receive when you marry?'

Or was it a calculating expression, that look she'd seen?

She lowered her eyes, feeling absurdly disappointed. If he suddenly started paying her compliments and...and making up to her, the way so many men did when they found out about her dowry, then she would...she would...

The way she felt today, she'd probably burst into tears.

Fortunately he didn't notice, since at that moment a serving girl came in with a tray bearing a teapot, a tankard and a jug. He was so keen on getting on the outside of his ale that she might have thrown a tantrum and she didn't think he'd notice.

She snapped her cup onto its saucer and threw two sugar lumps into it before splashing a generous dollop of milk on top. She removed the lid from the teapot and stirred the brew vigorously.

‘What will happen,' he asked, setting down his tankard once he'd drained it, ‘to the money if you don't marry?'

‘I will gain control of it for myself when I am twenty-five,' she replied dreamily as she poured out a stream of fragrant brown liquid. Oh, but she was counting the days until she need rely on nobody but herself.

She came back to the present with an unpleasant jerk the moment she noticed the pale, unappealing colour of the brew in her cup. She'd put far too much milk in first. Even once she stirred it it was going to be far too weak.