Isle of Dogs (14 page)

“Hell no, Andy,” Slipper said. “Shit. I got no probable cause to search your house, even if you give me permission. Come on. Let’s go sit in that piece of shit the city gives me to drive.”

“I don’t know what the hell is going on, Joe,” Andy kept saying.

“Well, I do,” Slipper answered as they climbed inside his old unmarked Ford LTD and shut the doors. “It certainly looks like our killer left this shit and is jerking us around. You know, I worked that fucking scene, and it’s obvious to me the photo was taken before we got there. Not to mention, when we responded, there was no sign of her clothes, and we searched the entire island.”

Andy was in turmoil. Did the killer somehow know that he was Trooper Truth? Is that why Trooper Truth was carved on the body and now evidence was left at Andy’s house? But how could anyone except Hammer possibly know the real identity of Trooper Truth? It made no sense, and Andy feared that if he openly discussed the situation with Slipper, the detective
would tell other cops and Andy’s literary career would be over and Hammer would be fired by the governor. Worst of all, Andy might become the prime suspect.

“Jesus Christ,” he said with a frustrated sigh. “Joe, let me tell you right off, I had nothing to do with this case. I never heard of the victim until you called Hammer earlier today. I’d never seen the victim, and I sure as hell didn’t murder her or anyone, if that’s what you’re even remotely entertaining, and I think we should be really honest with each other, Joe.”

“Damn right we’ll be honest,” Slipper replied, staring out the windshield at the dark, empty street, and Andy could tell by Slipper’s refusal to look him in the eye that the detective didn’t know what to think and was, in fact, suspicious.

“Do you know anything about Trooper Truth?” Slipper asked.

“I know the name was carved on her body, because you told Hammer and she told me,” Andy said. “Certainly, I know about Trooper Truth’s website, just like everybody else does.”

“You’ve read his shit?”

“Yes,” Andy said. “And I can’t see that there’s anything in the content of those essays that might be somehow linked to Trish Thrash, do you?”

“Gotta agree with you there,” Slipper confessed. “I mean, I don’t see any connection between Jamestown, mummies, and all the rest, to what appears to be a blatant hate crime targeted at gay women. And I gotta admit, Andy,” Slipper said, finally looking at him, “half the city cops always assumed you was gay, and you never have seemed to care or have a thing about gays.”

“I don’t,” Andy replied sincerely. “I don’t have a thing about anybody except bad people.”

“Yeah, that’s always been my impression.” Slipper shook his head, mystified. “But why the hell would the killer leave this shit at your house, for Christ’s sake? I’m wondering if it could be some person you’ve arrested before or somehow had contact with, maybe when you was working for the city? Is your address listed in the phone book?”

“No, Joe, it’s not. Mind if I ask you something?”

“Sure.”

“Have you considered that maybe the Trooper Truth link isn’t that the killer reads Trooper Truth but that maybe the victim did and somehow the killer found that out?”

“You know, I’m kind of embarrassed to tell you that I didn’t think of that,” Slipper said with interest and a spark of hope. “Damn good thought. I’ll follow up on that right away, go back and talk some more with the people she worked with.”

“Maybe with some of the people who played on the softball team that’s on her T-shirt,” Andy suggested. “What you might want to consider is not asking about Trooper Truth directly, because you don’t want people knowing the detail about what was cut on her body, right?”

“Hell no. Only the killer and us and the M.E. know that. So we need to keep that to ourselves in case we ever get a suspect and he confesses to it, right?”

“Exactly, Joe.”

“So how do you think I could find out about Trooper Truth without mentioning him directly?”

“How about this for an idea,” Andy said. “Trooper Truth gets e-mail.”

“He does?”

“Yes. It’s right there on the website that you can contact whoever he or she is and so on. Why not send an e-mail to Trooper Truth and ask for his or her help? He—let’s just go ahead and call him or her a
he—
can post something on his site and see if people who might have known Trish Thrash will respond.”

“Like what?” Slipper scratched his chin. “What do we want him to put on his site?”

“Okay,” Andy said, thinking. “Try this:
The police are looking for anyone who knew Trish Thrash and might know her hobbies, passions, what she read, and if there was anything or anyone of late that she talked about a lot.”

Slipper was taking notes and asked Andy to repeat the statement again.

“And I would add,” Andy suggested, “that the informers don’t have to identify themselves, otherwise some people won’t feel comfortable stepping forward. And I’d offer a reward for any tip that leads to an arrest.”

Slipper started the car engine and turned on his headlights
while Unique crouched behind a tree in the dark, her molecules rearranged into invisibility and her Purpose throbbing as she imagined appearing at the blond cop’s door one night.

“My car’s broke down,” the Nazi scripted. “Can I use the phone?”

The cop would let her inside, and when he turned his back for even a second, Unique would, as instructed, become invisible and slip up behind him, slashing his throat all the way through his windpipe so he couldn’t scream and would drown in his own blood. Then, the Nazi said from her dark space, Unique would slash his pretty face, cut out his eyes and tongue, castrate him, carve a swastika on his belly, and photograph the fruits of her Purpose, as usual. Finally, she would take his clothes, which Unique would deliver to whomever the Nazi directed.

“I know you’ve already thought of this,” Andy was diplomatically suggesting, “but I’d get the DNA lab to analyze the envelope, assuming the killer licked the flap, then have the profile run through the DNA database to see if we’re lucky enough to get a cold hit. Also have the blood on the clothes checked for DNA. Sometimes the killer cuts himself. I’d also get Vander to do his thing with the Luma-Lite and Super Glue in hopes there are latent prints on the trash bag and the envelope and Polaroid, which he can then run through AFIS. Of course, get trace evidence to check for fibers, hairs, and whatever on the clothes in the bag, and before any of this is done, don’t forget to let Doctor Scarpetta see everything.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Slipper said rather disdainfully, because he was trained in the old days and understood modern forensic science about as well as he did his VCR, which he still didn’t know how to work. “I already was gonna do all that.”

 Trooper Macovich had flown the First Family to the helipad downtown and then returned to the state police hangar where he was now up on a stepladder, cleaning bugs off the 430’s bird-proof windshield in the glare of lamps along the tarmac.

Yeah, being a helicopter pilot was glamorous, all right, Macovich sourly thought. Nothing more exciting than hauling around the governor, who was blind as a bat, and that family of his, who acted as if they were royalty. Hell, the Crimms never thanked or praised him, and he hadn’t gotten a decent raise in a while, either. It wasn’t fair that Andy Brazil could be suspended for an entire year and then dance back to work as if nothing happened.

Macovich hoped Andy got what was coming to him and that everybody else did, too. Macovich wished something magic would happen in his life to help him out of debt and ease his relentless, exhausting sexual cravings. Women and most men didn’t have any idea what it was like to have a stallion between your legs that was always kicking, bucking, and snorting to get out of the stall, even when the
horsie,
as Macovich called it, was asleep. His lustful nature had trotted into his life at a very early age, and his father used to chuckle with pride and call his boy Thorlo Thoroughbred, not realizing that
little Thorlo was developing a big problem that would eventually dominate his body and his life. He had to have women, and it was expensive. He had to have women who were sexually insatiable and skilled enough to stay in the saddle no matter how hard the ride, and female company like that was hard to find.

Macovich stopped scrubbing away bugs for a moment when he noticed a Land Cruiser boldly pull up and park right in front of the state police hangar. A tough-looking white kid with dreadlocks climbed out and walked toward the helicopter as if he had every right in the world to do as he pleased.

“Hey!” Macovich said sternly. “This is a restricted area.”

“And I’m lost as hell,” the kid replied. “Can you tell me how to get to the regular airport? I got a flight to Petersburg in fifteen minutes and I’m gonna miss it for sure if I don’t get there fast.”

“There ain’t no flights to Petersburg,” Macovich said as he scrubbed a stubborn splat with the rag. “Petersburg’s only thirty-something miles from here, so why you need to fly there? Just drive and you can get there just as quick.”

The other road dogs had their windows down, listening and tensely wondering what Smoke was going to do. Man, worried Cat, if Smoke skyjacked that chopper, there wasn’t a way in the world the dogs were ready to fly such a thing. Cat could see from the backseat of the Land Cruiser that the cockpit looked like a spaceship, with hundreds of overhead switches and circuit breakers and other components unfamiliar to him. He nudged Cuda.

“What we gonna do he shoot that trooper and take the chopper?” Cat asked.

“Maybe we steal a Peterbilt and haul it in the reefer?”

“Won’t fit in any reefer I ever seen.”

“Yeah. Have to take the top off the reefer with a blowtorch so the propeller would have some room. That the biggest propeller I ever seen.”

“They’re called blades,” Possum corrected them. “Boats and prop planes got propellers. Not helicopters.”

“Well, they still ain’t gonna fit!” Cat said, annoyed.

“Just go south on the interstate and you can’t miss it,” Macovich summed up directions to Petersburg.

“How ’bout I pay you to drop us off in this thing?” Smoke nodded at the huge, beautiful helicopter. “How fast could it get us there?”

“Ten minutes, unless we got a head wind. But I can’t give you a ride. The helicopter is used only by the governor and his family.”

“Yeah? So how’s he gonna know?” Smoke was getting increasingly aggressive, standing close to the stepladder and wondering if he should kick it out from under the trooper.

“There’s a little Hobb’s Meter in the cockpit and every time you pull up the collective, that meter knows it,” Macovich explained. “Tomorrow, when I take the First Family on their next trip, the meter will say I flew the helicopter ten minutes, then sat it down, then took off again, then sat it back here at the hangar again, before I picked them up and after I dropped them off from the steak house. How I ’sposed to explain why I flew the state chopper to Petersburg unless the gov’ner think I took him there after dinner?”

“Maybe he won’t remember.”

This was a distinct possibility, especially after the amount of vodka the governor had consumed earlier this evening, and Macovich was getting tempted. It had been a bad week and a stressful night, and he was certain he couldn’t make this month’s Visa payment.

“Maybe you give us a quick joyride in that thing?” the kid with dreadlocks suggested. “We don’t really need to go to Petersburg. It’s getting late.”

“Nope.” Macovich climbed down and shook hundreds of dead bugs out of the rag. “It ain’t gonna happen, not right this minute.”

Smoke was aware of the hard pistol in the small of his back. He was smart enough to realize that a skyjacking might be a little more involved than hijacking a Peterbilt, so maybe he needed to be patient and put a little more thought into this. If he shot the trooper, chances were he wouldn’t be able to figure out how to fly the helicopter before someone saw him and his road dogs out here in front of the state police hangar reading instruction books and looking under the many hoods.

“You give lessons?” Smoke tried another approach.

“Yeah, I’m an instructor.” Macovich popped open the
luggage compartment and tossed the filthy rag inside.

“Tell you what, you give one of my guys lessons, I’ll make it worth your while, as long as nobody, and I mean nobody, knows.”

Smoke had already decided that Possum would take the lessons. Then, if Possum got caught, Smoke would just hire somebody else and carry on with business as usual. Possum was Smoke’s least favorite road dog, anyway, and Smoke really didn’t give a rat’s ass what happened to him and sometimes regretted kidnapping him from the ATM machine. Smoke gave the trooper his pager number and said to give him a beep if he was interested, but he had better do it soon because Smoke was a busy man. Furthermore, Smoke said, if the trooper was bored with his low-paying, mindless job, Smoke could probably use him on his
pit crew.

“You got a pit crew?” Macovich was so impressed he stopped locking up the helicopter and stared at Smoke in open admiration.

“Fuckin’ A.”

“Woooooo! NASCAR?”

“A driver,” Smoke said, thinking fast and sounding impatient. “That’s why I’ve got to be so secretive. Just one mention of my name and I got more fans coming at me than you got bugs hitting your window. It’s like being a prisoner if you’re as famous as I am.”

“Wooo! What’s the number of your car?” Macovich knew of no NASCAR driver with dreadlocks, but he could understand the young man’s being in disguise off the track to escape his frantic groupies.

“Can’t tell you, asshole,” Smoke bullied him. “But you want to be on my pit crew,” he added as he stalked off, “you give me a fucking call. Soon.”

W
HILE
Macovich was considering the opportunity that had suddenly presented itself, Andy was drinking beer and sitting listlessly inside his tiny row house on the fringes of the Fan District, where marginal people lived in denial of their surroundings.

No matter what the neighbors reiterated when they rocked
on their porches at the end of long, hard days, the only thing of historical value about Andy’s neighborhood was that it was old. Beyond that, the area was run-down with no place to park, and sometimes people recently released from area halfway houses and clinics decided to come into the neighbors’ lives without being invited. Andy’s one-bedroom brownstone was neither air-conditioned nor properly heated, and it wasn’t unusual for him to get power surges and spikes that were threatening to his computer.

At the moment, he didn’t care if his power went off completely. A deranged killer had left evidence on his porch, and he wished Slipper would hurry up and e-mail Trooper Truth. Andy got up and shoved a chair halfway across the dining room. He angrily snatched another beer out of the kitchen refrigerator and returned to his computer.

Words began to flow through his fingers as he composed a pithy essay and posted it on the website. Slipper e-mailed Trooper Truth, and Andy answered and then fell asleep at the keyboard. When the telephone woke him up, he was slumped over with his head on the dining-room table.

“Oh shit,” he groaned, looking around, dazed and stiff as the phone continued to ring.

“Hello?” he answered, hoping it was Hammer, and that she’d already read his new essay and liked it.

“Is there somebody there named Andy Brazil?” a vaguely familiar female voice inquired over the line.

“Who wants to know?”

“This is First Lady Crimm.”

“Yes, First Lady!” Andy said, startled. “What an unexpected surprise . . .”

“You’re to report to the mansion at six for drinks and a light supper. That’s six tonight.”

“Thursday?” Andy asked, confused about what day of the week it was.

“Why, I guess it is Thursday. I don’t know where the weeks go. We’re in the big pale yellow house in the middle of Capitol Square on Ninth Street, right before you get to Broad. I know you’re relatively new to the city and were suspended for a year and therefore might not know your way around.”

First Lady Crimm handed the phone back to Pony and
smiled with satisfaction as her daughters looked on from the antebellum breakfast table.

“I still think you should have discussed this with Papa first.” Grace nodded at Pony to please add more butter to her grits as wind gusted in from the north and a hard rain began to fall.

“He liked the young man. I could tell,” Mrs. Crimm replied. “Your father has a lot on his mind. My goodness! One minute the sun’s out, and it’s raining the next!”

“He notices more than you think he does. And if he’s suddenly flying around with some blond-haired former city cop who’s now a trooper who’s been suspended before, Papa might remember he had nothing to do with it,” Faith said as rain pummeled the old slate roof.

“Do with what?” the First Lady asked.

“With him suddenly flying us.”

“Nonsense. We need more pilots. I don’t know what’s happened to all our pilots unless they’re busy with the speed traps and don’t have time for us anymore. And you heard what the young man said. He has something important to discuss with your papa, and I, at least, want to know what it is.”

Pony was searching for the portable phone base unit. He could never find anything in the mansion and its guest houses when the Crimms lived here, and on especially trying days, he wasn’t sure the prison officials had done him a favor by assigning him to the mansion’s domestic staff. Other inmates who worked for the First Family were outside repairing things, doing the gardening, raking leaves, and polishing the state cars.

“I don’t mean to intrude,” Pony said without looking anyone in the eye. “I can’t seem to find the base unit for the phone.”

Constance, Grace, Faith, and the First Lady were momentarily distracted, just as they always were when someone couldn’t find something. Regina was the only member of the First Family who preferred to eat unassisted. If Pony served her, it took too long. She helped herself to toast, grits, eggs over easy, another banana, and sourwood honey that the governor of North Carolina had sent last Christmas to slyly
remind the Crimms that the Tar Heel state was far superior to the Commonwealth of Virginia.

“It was here a minute ago.” Faith was getting frustrated, her horse-shaped face pale and scarcely visible because she had not colorized it with heavy makeup yet.

The First Family had learned the art of searching all over the house without ever moving from their chairs. Pony had never understood how people could pull this off, but then if he were so special and smart, he wouldn’t be wearing a white jacket and waiting on the Crimms morning, noon, and night.

“Excuse me, Miss Faith, but where was
here
?” Pony politely questioned her. “When you saw it last, I mean.”

“Just call the number.” Regina said with a mouth full. “When it rings, you’ll hear where it is.”

“That only works if you’ve lost the phone, not when you lose the base unit,” Constance snapped, impatient that phones, base units, and other things did not stay in their proper places.