I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places (28 page)

Francesca Serritella
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She graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize for her novella. She lives in New York City with one dog and one cat, so far, and she is working on a novel. You can visit Francesca at
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Contents

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Dedication

I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places • Lisa

Fighting Like … • Francesca

Little Black Dress? • Lisa

Ho Ho Ho • Lisa

Not a Creature Was Stirring • Lisa

Auld Lang Sayonara • Francesca

Changing Tide • Lisa

Love Match • Lisa

SWF Seeking Tamiflu • Francesca

With Apologies to Mother Mary • Lisa

The Storm Has Passed • Lisa

Swipe Me Tender • Francesca

Requiem for a Meal • Lisa

People of Earth • Lisa

The Quitters Club • Francesca

Spanked • Lisa

Advice to a Young Tradeswoman, Written by an Old One • Lisa

How Much Is a Tracksuit? • Francesca

Doggie Dramz • Lisa

Mommy's Day Out • Francesca

Celebrity Crushed • Lisa

This Is the Pits • Lisa

Judge Doorman • Francesca

Got Limes? • Lisa

I Saw the Sign • Lisa

Incident Report • Francesca

Laugh at My Pain • Francesca

It's Not About Me • Lisa

Mother Mary Flunks
Time
Magazine • Lisa

Barbarians at the Frontgate • Lisa

Milestone or Millstone? • Lisa

Topping the Leader Board • Lisa

Upgrading the Macaroni Necklace • Francesca

The Amazing Disappearing Middle-Aged Woman • Lisa

Bachelorette Bouncer • Francesca

Tan, Don't Burn • Lisa

Protect the Candle • Lisa

Unhappy Madison • Lisa

Breaking and Renter-ing • Francesca

Spaghetti and Salad • Lisa

Holiday FOMO • Francesca

Game of Thrones • Lisa

Facets of a Stone • Francesca

This Call Is Being Monitored for Quality Assurance Purposes • Lisa

A Thing of Beauty • Francesca

Over Troubled Waters • Lisa

Party Hearty • Lisa

Rings of Love • Francesca

Thanks for Asking! • Lisa

Looking at My Garden • Lisa

Pop Goes the Pill • Lisa

Those Who Can't Date, Set Up • Francesca

Empty Nesting for Experts • Lisa

Empty Nesting for Experts, Part Two • Lisa

Undefined • Francesca

Everything Old Is Nude Again • Lisa