James Munkers
Authors: Lindsey Little
Tags: #supernatural, #fantasy, #junior fiction, #bullying, #Australian fiction, #Australian juvenile fiction
Photo by Lisa K Photography
IP Kidz
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Carindale, Queensland, Australia 4152
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First published by IP Kidz, 2014
© Lindsey Little, 2014
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Printed in 11 pt Book Antiqua on 16 pt Harrington.
National Library of Australia
Cataloguing-in-Publication entry:
Author: Little, Lindsey, author.
Title: James Munkers : super freak / Lindsey Little.
ISBN: 9781922120779 (eBook)
Target Audience: For secondary school age.
Subjects: Fantasy fiction.
Dewey Number: A823.4
Cover illustrations and design by Tom Smith
Book design by Anna Bartlett
Demanded by Lauren
Many people have helped me to drag James, kicking and screaming, into the public eye: my parents, Christine and Tony Smith, gave him a room in their own home to let him grow; my sister, Lauren Zarei, gave him his first sympathetic ear; my friends (you know who you are) said nice, encouraging things about him to urge him on; my editor, Anna Bartlett, smartened him up no end; and my publisher, David Reiter, gave him a stage from which to tell his story. I thank you all.
But most of all I would like to thank my husband, Ian Little. For all the late-night readings, for all the cups of tea, for all the artistic grumps you've pulled me through, for your belief in me and your endless support, I acknowledge and love you.
Chapter One: The Caped Crusader
Chapter Five: Friends and Enemies
Chapter Eight: Scary, Happy and Crafty
Chapter Nine: Lesson Number One
Chapter Eleven: Superheroes in Training
Chapter Twelve: Allies and Enemies
Chapter Thirteen: A Meeting of Minds
Chapter Fourteen: Running for it
Chapter Fifteen: In the Shadows
Chapter Sixteen: Reconnaissance
The door is closed.
Damn. I do the hoppy dance of frustration. Why did they have to close it? I tried my best, I ran all the way. Well, okay, I didn't run, but I walked plenty fast, and someone goes and does a low-down, miserable thing like close the door? It makes things so much harder.
Mind you, I can hear a racket from the other side, so they haven't started yet. I still might be able to pull this off.
Mission objective: get to my seat before my English teacher notices I'm late. Again.
I turn the handle and peer inside. Miss Gillam's back is turned as she writes something on the whiteboard. Everyone else is messing about with books and throwing things at each other.
No one's looking this way.
I slip inside and start to creep around the back of the room towards my desk. I tiptoe past the “poet of the month” display, sidle around the old TV stand⦠almost thereâ¦
BANG!
A breeze from an open window has slammed the door shut behind me. I whip around at the sound and knock a pile of books over with my elbow. I cringe as they go clattering to the floor, then peer up at the front of the room.
Miss Gillam is standing there, arms folded, taking me in. Grazed, dirty face. Mud on my trousers. Nacho sauce down my shirt. It's possible there are crisps in my hair.
Chaos following wherever I walk.
âJames Munkers,' Miss Gillam says, and manages to fit a world of dissatisfaction into all three syllables. âWhy am I not surprised?'
I stand there amid a sea of sniggers. Does she want me to answer that?
âLate again,' she continues. âAnd just look at the state you're in.'
Again I don't answer. I can hardly tell her that it's a bit hard to turn up to class on time looking dapper when Mickey Oldfield trips you up and dumps a rubbish bin over your head at the end of lunch. No one else in the class seems inclined to tell her this either, although most of them would have seen it happen. Cheers, guys.
Her tiny mind seems to pick up that something might have happened, though. âHave you been fighting?' she asks.
âNo, miss.' Which is true. I never put up much of a fight.
âI suppose it's too much to ask that you have your essay ready to hand in.'
âYes, miss.'
âWell, that's something, at least,' she says, hand outstretched.
âNo, I mean it is too much to ask, miss.'
She drops her hand and sighs at me as if I'm the most disappointing thing on two legs. âWell, you'll have lots of time to finish it off in detention after school, won't you?' she says.
âYes, miss,' I mutter and slouch off to my seat. That's three detentions in three days. A personal best. And none of it was my fault. It's not like I
meant
to set Mr Zarei's lab coat on fire in science. It's not as if I
wanted
to fall headfirst into a cello during music class.
I guess it's only a matter of time before I have to face up to the fact that I'm a cursed, destructive freak.
At least I'm not a sadist, though. Who the hell opened that window? It's December, for crying out loud.
I turn up the collar of my blazer and hunker down in my chair. âJames Bonkers,' someone whispers behind me, and another wave of giggling washes around the room. I bite my lip so hard I can taste blood. Ever since Mum remarried, kids have been coming up with new last names for me: Monkeys, Bonkers, Plonkers, Punkers, Munted. You don't even have to change it. Just say my last name in a certain tone and it already sounds like an insult.
Mun
kerrrs.
I really hate my adoptive name.
Miss Gillam ignores the fact that I'm being verbally abused and launches into a lecture about imagery in
Tess of the
stinking
D'Urbervilles
. Not that I'm listening. I'm trying to work out how I'm going to explain this spate of detention-getting to Mum and Michael. They'll put on their hurt faces, like a pair of slapped puppies. âJames, fifteen is too old to be behaving like this, don't you think?' That'll be Michael's line. And Peter will back him up. I don't think Pete's ever been in trouble â he's the perfect oldest son. Claire will look superior; Garth will crow, the nasty little sod. In fact the whole family will beâ¦
Will beâ¦
â¦A glowing blue ferret just jumped onto my desk.
A glowing. Blue. Ferret.
I don't dare move. It might launch itself at my face and scratch out my eyes with its twinkly blue claws. I just sit there and stare at it.
It stares back. Its tiny eyes flash like sapphires catching the light.
Then it seems to come to the conclusion that I'm a bit dull, and starts sniffing at my pencil case in the hope of something better. Its body shimmers as it moves, changing shades like the sea on a sunny day.
I glance around the room to see how everyone else is reacting to the appearance of a turquoise woodland creature, only to find that no one seems to have noticed. Miss Gillam is still droning on at the front of the room while the rest of my classmates are in different stages of falling asleep. Even the people sitting next to me haven't so much as blinked. What's wrong with them? There's no way they haven't seen it.
âCassandra,' I hiss at the girl to my right. She turns and scowls at me, clearly annoyed that a slug like me is daring to talk to her in front of other people. I ignore the look and point to the front of my desk, where the ferret thing is sniffing along the spines of my books. Cassandra ignores my desk and its inhabitant and looks vaguely towards the front of the class. âWhat?' she mouths at me. When all I do is stare at her she goes back to ignoring my existence.
Right. So either someone's playing a practical joke on me and the whole class is in on it, or I've gone mad and started seeing things.
I survey the imaginary thing before me, willing it back into non-existence. âGo away,' I whisper at it. It looks at me, considers my proposal, then starts pulling things out of my pencil case with its front paws.
âNo! Stop it!' I try to keep the pens from skittering off the desk, but a few clatter to the floor. Miss Gillam stops waffling, looks up and frowns at me. I give her an apologetic look and scoop the pens up. When she starts reading again I glare at the real culprit. âYou're not allowed to get me into trouble,' I tell it. âYou don't exist.' And I wave my hand through it to demonstrate.
As soon as my hand passes through the ferret, though, a tingling sensation shoots up my arm and embeds itself at the back of my nose, like the start of a sneeze. A dry, metallic smell fills the air, and the hairs on my arms and neck start fizzing with static. I close my eyes and shake my head, trying to stop the buzzing.
When I open my eyes, I find myself staring at not one little blue creature, but dozens â cats, rats, dogs, lizards, bats, all crawling over the floor, jumping from desk to desk, fluttering at the windows, and one little beggar in the shape of a monkey swinging from the top of the whiteboard. I moan in terror at how quickly my mind is losing its grip. At this rate I'll be in a padded cell by the end of next week.
Unless nobody finds out. There's no way they could if I don't react to what I'm seeing. If I can just develop an instant fascination for the works of Thomas Hardy and block out the blue, shimmeringâ¦
A squeak of excitement from my desk makes me look down, despite myself. The ferret pokes its head out of my pencil case, a round metal object clamped between its grinning jaws. I draw in a sharp breath when I see what it is â my dad's ring. Not his wedding ring, but a different one he always used to wear on his other hand. I haven't gone anywhere without it for the last eleven years and I don't intend to start now.
So when the blue ferret jumps off the desk with the ring still in its mouth, I dive after it.
My desk goes toppling as I lunge forward. Pens and books go flying. The ferret skitters along the floor, weaving in and out of the desks, and I go crawling after it, pushing people's legs out of the way. Girls shriek. Guys yell. Someone stomps on my hand, but I don't stop. The ferret and I reach the side wall at the same time, but before I can grab it, it turns and runs up to the front of the class. Finally out of the jungle of desks I heave myself to my feet, snagging my blazer on a pin holding a map of the world up. As I tear myself away from the wall half the map comes with me, and flaps behind me like a cape as I belt up the room.
âJAMES MUNKERS, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?' Miss Gillam bellows, just as the ferret leaps between her feet. She screams and totters aside as I go charging after it. It then runs round and round Miss Gillam's desk with me hot on its heels, as students yell and laugh, and the other blue creatures scatter in all directions. Finally it leaps up onto the desk, dashes across its length and launches itself off the far side high into the air. I leap after it and make a grab for the ring.
So there I am. Mid-air, arm extended over my head, paper cape flapping. And twenty-six mobile phones flashing as my classmates capture my superhero moment on camera.
They also capture my landing. I go bowling into a bookshelf which all but disintegrates on my impact, and forty-odd copies of the Pocket Oxford English Dictionary land on my head.
Once they're done falling, I fight my way to the surface and experience a moment's pleasure at the feel of my dad's ring clasped safely in my hand, with not an imaginary blue creature to be seen.
That pleasure coughs feebly and dies as I see the look on Miss Gillam's face.
I'm going to be in detention for the rest of my life.
It's well and truly dark by the time I'm granted parole. I trudge up our road, wrapping my blazer tightly around me and cursing everyone who's put up blue Christmas lights in their windows. I keep glimpsing them out of the corner of my eye and thinking they're something else.
After the day I've had it should be a relief to be home, but it isn't. I drag myself up the three flights of stairs to our flat. I don't go in, though. I just fall against the door, smacking my forehead on the cold wood. I can hear the usual madness inside. The volume's going to triple when I come in with scratches on my face, sauce stains on my collar and a letter from the headmaster in my bag. I'm not sure I can take it.
I only decide to move when a gust of wind throws sleet onto the back of my neck. I put my key in the lock and push the door open to find my home in utter chaos. There are rubbish bags and boxes against the walls, the furniture is out of place and there are piles of our possessions all over the floor. I knock over a stack of CDs just by pushing the door open.
Winifred, my seven-year-old half-sister, sticks her head out of the lounge. âI just stacked all those,' she says.
âWell, you shouldn't have stacked them right behind the door, then,' I tell her, trying to pile them back up again. My backpack swings on my arm and knocks over some books. âWhy are they out here?'
âWe're moving.'
âMoving what, the lounge room into the hallway?' I ask, but she's disappeared again. She's soon replaced by my half-brother Garth, who comes running down the hall, attracted by the sounds of destruction. If something's being annihilated, Garth wants in.
âIN-COMING,' he yells and bowls a cricket ball at the books I've just righted. They go flying in all directions. He zooms about the place with his hands in the air, screaming, âBowled 'im, bowled 'im!'
âThanks a lot,' I say, not bothering to tidy them up again. âWhy is everything everywhere, anyway?'
âBecause of OOZE,' he yells over his shoulder, running back up the hallway. âWe're going to ooze.'
âWe're going to ooze what?' I ask, but it's no use â I've lost his attention. He's probably in the middle of playing a zombie shoot-'em-up.
Claire storms out of the kitchen area with some milk crates. âWhere have you been?' she snaps.
I ignore the question, mainly because I don't want to answer it. âWhat's going on?' I ask instead.
âIt's the end of our lives,' she says, and she charges into her bedroom and slams the door behind her. What is it with everyone today? I can hear excited voices at the back of the house and, following them, find Peter moving the chairs away from the dining room table while Mum and my step-dad Michael make an absolute mess of the kitchen. There are appliances all over the bench top and piles of plates on the floor.
âHey, Sue, where do you want these?' Michael's asking, hefting up a dozen cooking books.
âJust in the corner there for now. I don't know whether they'll go in the kitchen or the library.'
âHey, Pete,' I say quietly, sidling up to him, âMum's not trying Feng Shui again, is she?'
He laughs. âFunny.'
Not really. It was a serious question. Last time I almost broke a toe from walking into all the disarranged furniture.
âAh, Jimbo,' Michael says, looking up and spotting me. âYou finished, then?'
I jump. Finished what? School? How did he⦠I haven't given them the letter yet. Did the school call them?
âHuh?' Stalling.
âYour part of the house.'
âWhat part?' What's he talking about?
âThe part you were assigned this afternoon when you got home. You remember.'
Oh, for heaven's sake. âI've only just
got
home,' I tell him. Nice to know I'm an important part of the family.
âOh,' he says, and I wait for the next questions to come. Where have you been? Detention
again
? What was it about this time? Where's the letter? But his face breaks into a smile instead. âSo you haven't heard the news yet?'
Mum shrieks in excitement and bounces around the kitchen bench to stand arm in arm with Michael. The two of them beam at me. I'm instantly suspicious. When parents are this happy, something is very wrong.