“This is a perfect opportunity for you to practice making yourself invisible,” said Byron.
For the past few months—following an attack on Jane by an undead and very angry Charlotte Brontë—Byron had been teaching Jane more about her vampire powers. Despite living for more than two centuries, Jane had studiously avoided delving into the mysteries of being immortal. She had been convinced, however, that it was in her best interests to learn what she was capable of, particularly in the event of another attack.
Unfortunately, in nine months she had succeeded only in improving the quality of her glamoring. She had long been proficient in the basics—at least enough to seduce those she used to quench her occasional thirst—but now she was able to implant thoughts into the heads of others, as long as her subjects weren’t overly bright to begin with.
Invisibility, however, was proving more troublesome. Despite practicing every day, she had so far managed only brief periods of dimness. Her meager results were irritating both to her and to Byron, who just that afternoon had accused her of not trying hard enough.
“I don’t know,” Jane said.
“Why not?” asked Byron. “Avoiding Beverly is the perfect incentive for vanishing. In fact, I can’t think of a better opportunity for you to prove yourself.”
“I’m really not in the mood,” Jane said. “I have a headache, and—”
“It’s time to sink or swim,” Byron interrupted as he opened his door. He gave Jane a wink as he sauntered toward the crowd of women. “Beverly!” he called cheerfully. “How lovely to see you.”
Jane ducked down. “Horrid man,” she hissed. “How I loathe you.”
She could just turn the car around and leave. That would be the easiest way out of the situation. But now Byron had made it a matter of pride. If she fled, he would never let her forget it.
Which is just what he wants
, she thought.
He doesn’t think I can do it
.
“We’ll just see about that,” she said firmly.
She closed her eyes and took several deep breaths.
Imagine you’re made of glass
, she told herself.
She tried to hold that picture in her mind. Other thoughts intruded, but she brushed them aside. When she could envision her body as completely transparent, she opened her eyes and held up one hand. Behind it she could see the steering wheel.
“I did it!” she cried, and immediately her hand became solid again.
“Damn!” she muttered.
She closed her eyes and once more let the image of her invisible self fill her mind. Again she opened her eyes, and again she could see through her hand. But this time the illusion held. She sat for several minutes to make sure she wasn’t going to pop back into view, then opened the door and got out. She hoped no one would notice the door opening and closing seemingly by itself.
Slowly she approached Beverly and her group, all the while trying to keep her thoughts calm. Several of the women were circled around Byron, but still Jane’s path to the front door was blocked. She would have to go around to the back and get in through the kitchen.
You don’t have the key to that door
, she reminded herself.
You never go in that way
. Still, she had no choice. Her lawn and stoop were littered with gawkers.
“No,” she heard Byron say. “I haven’t seen Miss Fairfax. Perhaps you should try knocking again.”
Shut up
, Jane thought, knowing full well that Byron could tell she was nearby. Something in her vision changed for a second. She looked down and saw that she was becoming visible. She was very faint, but nonetheless there. Panic gripped her, and she grew more solid. She had to get into the house.
She ran, slipping past a woman who was examining her rosebushes. The woman looked up, a puzzled expression on her face. Jane ignored her, reaching the corner just as she winked back into sight.
She tried the door and found it locked, as she’d known it would be. The only way in was through the kitchen window. She went to it and pushed up on the frame, praying that she hadn’t locked it. It slid up with only slight hesitation.
Gripping the sill, she jumped as hard as she could. Her head passed through the window, and for a moment she felt the relief of having succeeded. This, however, was a momentary joy, as she now found herself stuck. Below her Tom stared up at her with a mixture of bemusement and disgust.
“Don’t look at me like that,” Jane told him. “I will not be ridiculed by a cat.”
She was hanging over the windowsill, her front half in the kitchen and her back half kicking uselessly at the air. Finally, with enormous effort, she managed to propel herself forward and onto the linoleum, almost landing on Tom. The black-and-white cat stepped neatly to one side, avoiding her. Moments later Jasper, the springer spaniel Jane had adopted after he’d helped her escape from Charlotte Brontë’s house, trotted in. Looking at her, he gave a soft woof.
“What a wonderful guard dog you are,” Jane told him as she got up and dusted herself off. She turned and shut the window.
And now you’re a prisoner in your own house
, she told herself.
If you’d just step out and say hello, they’d go away
.
But she knew they wouldn’t. A simple greeting would turn into requests for autographs and pictures. Then someone would ask—ever so sweetly—if they could have just a
peek
at the room in which she wrote her books. And of course she couldn’t say no without seeming churlish, and then it would descend into madness. She imagined hysterical women rifling through her drawers and peering into her bathroom cabinet, and it made her head ache.
The phone rang, startling her. Noting the number on the caller ID display, she picked up.
“Well, you’re not going to believe this,” a voice said.
Jane was slowly getting used to Satvari Thangavadivelu’s manner of launching into a conversation with no preliminaries. At the insistence of her editor, Kelly Littlejohn, Jane had signed with the Waters-Harding Agency to represent her in her business dealings. Satvari was the head of the firm’s film department and had shepherded
Constance
through the Hollywood minefield.
“What won’t I believe?” Jane asked.
“They want to film there,” Satvari said.
“There where?”
“
There
there,” said Satvari. “Brakeston. They want to film
Constance
in Brakeston. Well, the exterior shots, anyway. Apparently they’ve decided it will be more authentic than shooting on a soundstage.”
“They’re bringing everything here?” Jane said, not quite understanding. “The cameras and … and lights and … actors?”
“All of it. And they’ll be there in a week.”
“A
week
?” Jane exclaimed. “How am I supposed to get ready in a week?”
“Relax,” said Satvari. “You don’t have to have anything to do with it, remember?”
Jane breathed more easily. “That’s right,” she said. “I forgot.”
“Unless,” Satvari said.
Jane heard an unsettling tone in the agent’s voice. “Unless what?”
“Unless you
want
to be involved,” said Satvari. “It seems they’d like you to maybe help out a little bit with the script.”
“You told me that was a bad idea,” Jane reminded her. “You told me not to even see the film.”
“I told you not to try to
write
the script,” said Satvari. “But this isn’t writing it. It’s more like rewriting it. Just a little. You know, some dialogue here and there.”
Jane sighed. “Can I think about it?” she asked.
“Of course,” Satvari answered. “But don’t think too long. If you say no, they’re going to ask Penelope Wentz to do it.”
“Penelope!” Jane exclaimed.
“Sorry, Tavish Osborn,” said Satvari. “And yes, they’re going to ask her. I mean him. She’s a him, right? I can’t keep it all straight.”
“I’ll do it,” Jane said.
“Really?” asked Satvari. “You’re sure?”
“Absolutely sure,” Jane assured her.
“Great,” said Satvari. “I’ll work out the details and call you tomorrow.” She hung up without a goodbye.
“Penelope Wentz,” Jane remarked to Tom, who was sitting in a spot of sun, washing his face. “Honestly. As if Byron could ever do justice to my novel.”
“What about me?” Byron materialized in the room, startling Jane.
“Nothing,” said Jane. “It’s not important.”
The doorbell rang, and for a moment Jane almost picked up the phone, thinking someone was calling. Realizing what it was, she was overcome by a desire to go hide in the closet. She had visions of Beverly Shrop standing on her front steps, grinning like the Cheshire cat while her minions crowded behind her.
“I heard you say my name,” said Byron. “You might as well tell me.”
Again the air was filled with an electric trill. Jane, still ignoring Byron, was beginning to retreat to the bedroom when she saw that the little light on her phone was blinking.
Now someone
is
calling
, she realized.
Grateful for the distraction, she picked up without looking at the caller ID. “Hello?”
“It’s me.” Walter’s voice had a strange tone to it.
“Are you all right?” Jane asked. “You sound peculiar.”
“I’m hiding behind a hedge,” said Walter. “There’s a gaggle of Shropheads outside your house.”
“I was hoping they’d be gone by now,” Jane said. “Best to keep yourself hidden. Beverly knows who you are. If she sees you, you’re done for.”
“Is that Walter?” Byron called out. “Tell him I say hello.”
“Is that Brian?” asked Walter. “What’s he doing there?”
Jane heard a slight edge in Walter’s voice. Although he and Byron were cordial to each other, Jane knew Walter was still a little suspicious of the man he knew Jane had once been involved with.
“He just stopped over to borrow a book,” Jane said.
“Oh,” said Walter. “Well, I wanted to do this in person, but I guess this will have to do,” he continued.
“Do what in person?”
“I have something to tell you,” said Walter. He took a deep breath. “My mother is coming.”
“Your mother?” Jane said, feeling immensely better. “Is that all?”
“You don’t understand,” said Walter.
Jane interrupted him. “Walter, from everything you’ve told me, your mother sounds like a lovely woman. She even sent me that thank-you note after she read my book.”
“Yes,” Walter said. “I know. But there’s something I sort of haven’t told you about her. About me too, I suppose.”
Well, that makes us even
, Jane thought. She had yet to tell Walter that she was a vampire, a situation that was becoming more and more difficult to excuse as they grew closer.
“I’m sure whatever it is—” she began.
“I’m Jewish,” said Walter. “Well,
technically
I am.”
Jane paused. “Fletcher isn’t a very Jewish name,” she commented. “Not that it matters to me.”
“My mother’s maiden name is Ellenberg,” said Walter. “Miriam Ellenberg. She’s Jewish, so by default so am I. Not that I practice or even really think about it much. But she does.”
Suddenly there was a lot of static coming through the phone.
Jane pressed the receiver to her ear, trying to hear. A moment later Walter’s voice returned.
“Sorry. I had to get between the bushes,” he whispered. “They’re on the move. I think they’re heading to Brian’s house. I mean Tavish’s house. What are we supposed to call him again?”
“Tavish is fine,” said Jane. Another secret she was keeping from Walter was Byron’s true identity. As far as Walter knew, his real name was Brian George.
“Did you tell him I say hello?” Byron asked. He was crouched on the floor, tossing a ball for Jasper. Jane ignored him.
“Anyway, I think that’s where they’re going,” said Walter. “As soon as they’re gone I’ll run to your back door.”
“I’ll unlock it,” Jane told him, and hung up.
A brief glance out the front window confirmed that Beverly had moved the tour away from Jane’s house. Jane saw the back of the bus as it turned the corner. A moment later she heard knocking on the kitchen door and hurried to open it.
“She’s relentless,” Walter said as he stumbled into the house, collapsing into one of the chairs around the table. “I swear she has spies all over town.”
“I wouldn’t doubt it,” said Jane.
“She’s really not that bad,” Byron remarked, entering the room. “And it would do wonders for your career if—”
“Shouldn’t you be getting home?” said Jane.
Byron sighed. “I suppose so,” he said. “Oh, but I still need to borrow that book.”
“What boo—” Jane began to say before a look from Byron reminded her of her earlier lie to Walter. “Yes, of course. Just a moment.”
She went into the living room and pulled a book at random from the bookcase. Back in the kitchen she handed it to Byron.
“
Frankenstein,
” Byron said. “How delightful.” He turned to Walter. “Have you read it? It’s one of my favorites. And there’s a perfectly
delightful
story behind its authorship. You see—”
“There’s no need to return it,” Jane said as she pushed Byron toward the door. “I’ve never much cared for it.”
Byron paused at the door. “You did very well,” he whispered. “Congratulations.”
“Thank you,” said Jane. “Now get out.”
She shut the door behind Byron, went to the refrigerator, removed a pitcher of iced tea, and poured a glass for Walter. “Now let’s get back to the drama over your Jewishness,” she said as she handed him the drink.
Walter took a long drink, then set the glass down. “It’s not me,” he reminded her. “It’s my mother.”
“You said that,” said Jane. “But I still don’t understand the issue.”
Walter drummed his fingers on the tabletop. “I’ll put it as simply as I can,” he said. “My mother wants me to marry a nice Jewish girl.”
“Oh,” Jane said. “Now I see. May I ask, was Evelyn Jewish?” They seldom spoke about Walter’s deceased wife, but Jane thought the question pertinent to the discussion.
Walter nodded. “She was,” he said. “Again, like me she didn’t really
do
anything about it. But the fact that she was Jewish was enough for my mother.”
“Let me make sure I understand completely,” said Jane. “Your mother is coming to visit and you’re concerned that she will be upset because I’m not Jewish.”