Joe Steele (4 page)

Blizzards of confetti blew through the Chicago Stadium. Delegates scaled straw hats. Some of them flew for amazing distances. Charlie watched one sail past the chairman's left ear. That worthy, affronted, moved his head a little to avoid the collision.

Charlie wasn't affronted. He was entranced.
If you could make a toy that glided so well, you'd be a millionaire in a month,
he thought. The band played “California, Here I Come” and “You Are My Sunshine.”

The enchantment of flying straw hats didn't perk Charlie up for long. Neither did the thought of becoming a millionaire in a month. For once, he couldn't get excited about kicking Herbert Hoover out of Washington in November with a tin can tied to his tail. He wondered if he'd still be alive in a month, let alone in the dim and distant future of November.

*   *   *

S
omeone knocked on the door to Charlie's hotel room. Whoever the son of a bitch was, he wouldn't quit, either. Opening one eye a slit, Charlie peered toward the alarm clock ticking on the dresser against the far wall. It was a quarter past eight. To somebody covering a political convention, a knock at this heathen hour felt too much like the midnight visits that brought panic in Trotsky's Russia.

Yawning and cussing at the same time, Charlie lurched to the door. He threw it wide. Whoever was out there, he'd give him a good, jagged piece of his mind.

But he didn't. In the hallway, neatly groomed and dressed, stood Vince Scriabin. The only thing that came out of Charlie's mouth was “Ulp.”

“Good morning,” Scriabin said, as if they hadn't last seen each other when the fixer was arranging something horrible (unless, of course, he wasn't doing that at all).

“Morning,” Charlie managed. It was an improvement on
Ulp
, if only a small one.

“Joe Steele would like to see you in his room in fifteen minutes,” Scriabin said. “It's 573.” He touched the brim of his homburg, nodded, and walked away.

“Jesus!” Charlie said as he shut the door. His heart thumped like a drum. He'd half—more than half—expected Scriabin to pull a snub-nosed .38 from an inside pocket and fill him full of holes. A—breakfast?—invitation from the candidate? His crystal ball hadn't shown him anything about that.

Gotta get it fixed,
he thought vaguely. He had to fix himself up, too,
and in a hurry. He stuck a new Gillette Blue Blade in his razor and scraped stubble from his cheeks and chin and upper lip. He threw on some clothes, dragged a comb through his sandy hair, and went down to 573.

When he knocked, Lazar Kagan let him in. The round-faced Jew hadn't shaved yet this morning. “It's a great day for America,” Kagan said.

“I think so, too,” Charlie answered. He might have sounded heartier if he hadn't walked past Vince Scriabin at just the wrong moment, but how hearty was anyone likely to sound before he had his coffee?

Joe Steele was sipping from a cup. The pot perked lazily on a hot plate. A tray of scrambled eggs and another full of sausages sat above cans of Sterno. A loaf of bread lay beside a plugged-in toaster.

Scriabin and Mikoian were also there with their boss. No other reporters were. Charlie didn't know whether that was good news or bad. “Congratulations on winning the nomination,” he said.

“Thanks. Thanks very much.” Joe Steele set down the coffee cup. He came over to shake Charlie's hand. He had a strong grip. He might not be a large man, but his hands were good-sized. “Believe me, Charlie, this is not the way I wanted to do it.”

“I guess not!” Charlie exclaimed. Of course the Californian would have wanted to take the prize without anything happening to Franklin D. Roosevelt. He would have wanted to beat the stuffing out of the Governor of New York. He probably wouldn't have been able to do that, but it didn't matter any more.

Joe Steele waved to the spread. “Help yourself to anything,” he said.

“Thank you. Don't mind if I do.” Charlie wondered if he needed a food taster, the way kings had in the old days. If he did, he had several, because the candidate and his aides had already had some breakfast. Kagan and Joe Steele took more along with Charlie.

After Charlie had had coffee and a cigarette and had got outside of some breakfast, he asked Steele, “What can I do for you this morning?”

The Congressman from California smoked a pipe. Getting it going let him pause before he answered. Charlie watched him—studied him—while he fiddled with it. His face gave away nothing. You could peer into his eyes
forever, and all you'd see would be eyes. Whatever was going on behind them, Joe Steele would know and you wouldn't.

After a couple of puffs of smoke floated up to the ceiling, the candidate said, “I wanted to tell you how well you've done, how fair you've been, covering the campaign up till now. I've noticed, believe me.”

“I'm glad,” Charlie said. When a politician told you you'd been fair, he meant you'd backed him. Well, Charlie had. He'd thought Joe Steele could set the country right if anybody could. He still wanted to think so. It wasn't so easy now, not when he wondered what Vince Scriabin had talked about on that long-distance call.

And when a politician said
Believe me
, you had to have rocks in your head if you did. Any reporter worth the crappy wage he got learned that in a hurry.

Joe Steele looked at Charlie. Looking back, Charlie saw . . . eyes. Eyes and that proud nose and the bushy mustache under it. Whatever Joe Steele was thinking, the façade didn't give it away.

“As long as you keep writing such good stories, no one in my camp will have anything to complain about,” the candidate said.

Stas Mikoian grinned. When he had his color, as he did now, his teeth flashed against his dark skin. “Of course, people in political campaigns never complain about the stories reporters write,” he said.

“Of course,” Charlie said, with a lopsided smile of his own.

“Well, then,” Joe Steele said. He opened a nightstand drawer and pulled out a squat bottle of amber glass. The writing on the label was not in an alphabet Charlie could read. Steele pulled the cork and poured a slug from the bottle into each coffee cup. Charlie sniffed curiously. Brandy of some kind—apricot, he thought—and strong, unless he missed his guess.

“To winning!” Vince Scriabin said. They clinked cups as if they held wine glasses. Charlie sipped. Yes, even cut with coffee, that stuff would put hair on your chest. It would probably put hair on your chest if you were a girl.

“Winning is the most important thing, yes,” Joe Steele said. His henchmen nodded in unison, almost as if a single will animated the three
of them. More slowly, with all of the other men watching him, Charlie followed suit. He didn't know what he'd expected when Vince Scriabin summoned him here. Or maybe he did know, but he didn't want to think about it.

Whatever he'd expected, this wasn't it. This was better. Much better.

*   *   *

M
ike Sullivan didn't know what he'd done to deserve—or rather, to get stuck with—covering Franklin Roosevelt's funeral. No, he knew, all right. By accident, he'd covered the Governor's incineration for the
Post
. Having him at the burial would neatly finish things off. Too many editors thought like that.

Hyde Park was a hamlet on the Hudson, about halfway between New York City and Albany. Roosevelt had been born here. He would go to his eternal rest, and Eleanor with him, behind the house where he'd come into the world.

The house was a mansion. A lot of fancy buildings in Hyde Park were connected to the Roosevelts one way or another. FDR always played down his patrician roots in public. If you were going to go anywhere in politics, you had to act like an ordinary joe, even—maybe especially—if you weren't. You had to gobble hot dogs, and get mustard all over your face while you did it.

But the people who came to bury Franklin Delano Roosevelt were rich and elegant and proud. They weren't on constant public display, and weren't so used to disguising wealth and power. They wore expensive, stylish clothes, somber for the occasion, and wore them well. They stood straight. When they talked, Mike heard more
which
es and
whom
s than he would have in a month of Sundays from hoi polloi, and almost all of them fit the grammar.

When Roosevelt's relatives and friends talked, Mike also heard, or thought he heard, a certain well-modulated anger and frustration in their voices. They'd been sure one of theirs would get something they felt equally sure he deserved. Now, instead, he was getting what all men got in the end: a plot of earth six feet by three feet by six.

“Can you imagine it?” a handsome young man said to a nice-looking
girl whose sculptured features were partly obscured by a black veil. “Now it looks as though that damned raisin picker will be President of the United States.”

“I wouldn't mind so much if he'd won fair and square at the convention—not that I think he would have,” she answered. “But to have it taken away like this—”

“They say it wasn't arson,” the young man said.

“They say they can't prove it was arson,” she corrected him. “It's not the same thing.”

He clucked in mild reproof. “As long as they can't prove it, we have to go on as if it wasn't,” he said. “If we start seeing conspiracies behind every accident, we might as well be living in Mexico or Paraguay or some place like that.”

“But what if the conspiracies are really there?” she asked.

Mike stepped away before he heard the young man's answer. He didn't want them to think he was eavesdropping, even if he was. Not hearing how that conversation ended didn't much matter, anyhow. He listened to bits of half a dozen others not very different before the service started.

The Episcopal bishop presiding over the funeral wore vestments that looked a lot like their Roman Catholic equivalents. Mike had voted for Al Smith in 1928, and knew Charlie had, too. The walloping Hoover gave Smith convinced Mike no Catholic would be elected President in his lifetime, if ever.

Of course, when you looked at how things had turned out under Hoover, you had to wonder how Al Smith could have done worse. It sure wouldn't have been easy. But here Hoover was, up for a second term. Like so many generals in the Great War, the Republicans seemed to be reinforcing failure.

And here crippled Franklin and homely Eleanor were, side by side in closed coffins because nobody wanted to look at the charred bits the firemen and undertakers thought were their remains. The bishop ignored that as far as he could. As countless clergymen of all denominations had before him and would long after he was dust himself, he took his text from the Book of John: “I am the resurrection and the life: he that believeth in me,
though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die.”

What could you say after that? Anyone who believed it would be consoled. Anyone who didn't . . . Well, chances were you couldn't say anything that would console unbelievers. They would say it didn't mean a goddamn thing, and how were you supposed to tell them they were wrong?

The bishop did his best: “Franklin and Eleanor were snatched away from us all untimely. They might have done great things in this world had they been allowed to remain longer. They were true servants of mankind, and were on the brink of finding ways to serve commensurate with their talents and abilities. But Almighty God, from Whom spring all things, in His ineffable wisdom chose otherwise, and His judgments are true and righteous altogether, blessed be His holy Name.”

“Amen,” murmured the man next to Mike. Mike missed the sonorous Latin of the Catholic graveside service. Just because it was so hard for a layman to understand, it added importance and mystery to the rite. He supposed the Episcopal cleric was doing as well as a man could hope to do when he was stuck with plain old mundane English.

He was if the fire that killed the Roosevelts was a horrible accident, anyhow. If it was something else—if they really might as well have been living in Mexico or Paraguay—that was a different story. Then it wasn't God's will being done: it was the will of some rival of Franklin Roosevelt's.

Or was it? If you honestly believed God's judgments were true and righteous altogether, wouldn't you also believe He had placed the impulse to roast FDR to a charcoal briquette in the arsonist's mind and then allowed the bastard's plan to succeed? Wouldn't you believe God had let Roosevelt roast in his wheelchair so the world as a whole could become a better place?

Mike Sullivan couldn't make himself believe any of that. He had trouble thinking any of the mourners, or even the Episcopal bishop, could believe it. Accidents? Yeah, you could blame accidents on God—hell, insurance policies called them “acts of God.” Murder? Unh-unh. Murder was a thing that sprang from man, not from God.

“Let us pray for the souls of Franklin and Eleanor,” the bishop said,
and bowed his head. Along with the mourners and the rest of the reporters, Mike followed suit. He doubted whether prayer would do any good. On the other hand, he didn't see how it could hurt.

Down into the fresh-dug holes that scarred the green, green grass went the two caskets. FDR and Eleanor would lie side by side forever. Whether they would care about it . . . If you believed they would, you also believed they found themselves in a better place now. Mike did his best, and wished his best were better.

Dirt thudded down onto the coffins' lids as the gravediggers started undoing what they'd done. Mike's lips skinned back from his teeth in a soundless snarl. He'd always thought that was the loneliest sound in the world. It left you all by yourself against mortality, and it reminded you mortality always won in the end.

The pretty girl in the black veil spoke to her young man: “Sweet Jesus Christ, but I want a cocktail!” He nodded. If they weren't feeling the same thing Mike was, he would have been amazed.