Just Crazy (26 page)

Authors: Andy Griffiths

JUST ANNOYING!
By Andy Griffiths
Illustrated by Terry Denton

Is this the right book for you?
Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out.

YES	NO
		Do you ask âAre we there yet?' over and over on long car trips?
		Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do?
		Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water?
		Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers?
		Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?

SCORE: One point for each âyes' answer.

3-5	You are obviously a very annoying person.
You will love this book.
1-2	You are a fairly annoying person.
You will love this book.
0	You don't realize how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.

JUST STUPID!
By Andy Griffiths
Illustrated by Terry Denton

Is this the right book for you?
Take the STUPID TEST and find out.

YES	NO
		Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?
		Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?
		Do you believe the bogeyman hides under your bed?
		Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls âHey, Stupid!'?
		Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?

SCORE: One point for each âyes' answer.
3-5	You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.
1-2	You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.
0	You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us.
You will love this book.

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