Authors: Orson Scott Card
The accusation made them all sheepish. One old woman, though, wasn’t having any of it. “We know Davy, I reckon,” she said. “It’s you we never set eyes on.”
“And never will again, I promise you,” said Alvin. “You can bet I’ll tell this tale wherever I travel—Westville, Kenituck, where a stranger can’t get a bite to eat, and a man is guilty before he even hears the accusation.”
“If there’s no truth to it,” said the old woman, “how did you know it was Davy Crockett a-telling the tale?”
The others nodded and murmured as if this were a telling point.
“Cause Davy Crockett accused me of it to my face,” said Alvin, “and he’s the only one who ever looked at me and my boy and thought of burglaring. I’ll tell you what I told him. If we’re burglars, why ain’t we in a big city with plenty of fine houses to rob? A burglar could starve to death, trying to find something to steal in a town as poor as this one.”
“We ain’t poor,” said the man on the porch.
“You got no food to spare,” said Alvin. “And there ain’t a house here with a door that even locks.”
“See?” cried the old woman. “He’s already checked our doors to see how easy they’ll be to break into!”
Alvin shook his head. “Some folks see sin in sparrows and wickedness in willow trees.” He took Arthur Stuart by the shoulder and turned to head back out of town the way they came.
“Hold, stranger!” cried a man behind them. They turned to see a large man on horseback approaching slowly along the road. The people parted to make way for him.
“Quick, Arthur,” Alvin murmured. “Who do you reckon this is?”
“The miller,” said Arthur Stuart.
“Good morning to you, Mr. Miller!” cried Alvin in greeting.
“How did you know my trade?” asked the miller.
“The boy here guessed,” said Alvin.
The miller rode nearer, and turned his gaze to Arthur Stuart. “And how did you guess such a thing?”
“You spoke with authority,” said Arthur Stuart, “and you’re riding a horse, and people made way for you. In a town this size, that makes you the miller.”
“And in a bigger town?” asked the miller.
“You’d be a lawyer or a politician,” said Arthur Stuart.
“The boy’s a clever one,” said the miller.
“No, he just runs on at the mouth,” said Alvin. “I used to beat him but I plumb gave out the last time. Only thing I’ve found that shuts him up is a mouthful of food, preferably pancakes, but we’d settle for eggs, boiled, scrambled, poached, or fried.”
The miller laughed. “Come along to my house, not three rods beyond the commons and down the road toward the river.”
“You know,” said Alvin, “my father’s a miller.”
The miller cocked his head. “Then how does it happen you don’t follow his trade?”
“I’m well down the list of eight boys,” said Alvin. “Can’t all be millers, so I got put out to a smith. I’ve got a ready hand with mill equipment, though, in case you’ll let me help you to earn our breakfast.”
“Come along and we’ll see how much you know,” said the miller. “As for these folks, never mind them. If some wanderer came through and told them the sun was made of butter, you’d see them all trying to spread it on their bread.” His mirth at this remark was not widely appreciated among the others, but that didn’t faze him. “I’ve got a shoeing shed, too, so if you ain’t above a little farrier work, I reckon there’s horses to be shod.”
Alvin nodded his agreement.
“Well, go on up to the house and wait for me,” said the miller. “I won’t be long. I come to pick up my laundry.” He looked at the woman that Alvin had first spoken to. Immediately she ducked back inside the house to fetch the clothes the miller had come for.
On the road to the mill, once they were out of sight of the villagers, Alvin began to chuckle.
“What’s so funny?” asked Arthur Stuart.
“That fellow with his pants around his ankles and birdshot dribbling out of his blunderbuss.”
“I don’t like that miller,” said Arthur Stuart.
“Well, he’s giving us breakfast, so I reckon he can’t be all bad.”
“He’s just showing up the town folks,” said Arthur Stuart.
“Well, excuse me, but I don’t think that’ll change the flavor of the pancakes.”
“I don’t like his voice.”
Well, that made Alvin perk up and pay attention. Voices were part of Arthur Stuart’s knack. “Something wrong with the way he talks?”
“There’s a meanness in him,” said Arthur Stuart.
“May well be,” said Alvin. “But his meanness is better than hunting for nuts and berries again, or taking another squirrel out of the trees.”
“Or another fish.” Arthur made a face.
“Millers get a name for meanness sometimes,” he said. “People need their grain milled, all right, but they always think the miller takes too much. So millers are used to having folks accuse them. Maybe that’s what you heard in his voice.”
“Maybe,” said Arthur Stuart. Then he changed the subject. “How’d you hide the plow when you opened your poke?”
“I kind of opened up a hole in the ground under the poke,” said Alvin, “and the plow sank down out of sight.”
“You going to teach me how to do things like
that
?”
“I’ll do my best to teach,” said Alvin, “if you do your best to learn.”
“What about making shot spill out of a gun that’s pointed at you?”
“My knack opened the paper, but his own trousers, that’s what made the barrel dip and spill out the shot.”
“And you didn’t make his trousers fall?”
“If he’d pulled up his suspenders, his pants would’ve stayed up just fine,” said Alvin.
“It’s all unmaking though, isn’t it?” said Arthur Stuart. “Spilling shot, dropping trousers, making them folks feel guilty for not taking you in.”
“So I should’ve let them drive us away without breakfast?”
“I’ve skipped breakfasts before.”
“Well, aren’t you the prissy one,” said Alvin. “Why are you suddenly so critical of the way I do things?”
“You’re the one made me dig out a canoe with my own hands,” said
Arthur Stuart. “To teach me making. So I keep looking to see how much making
you
do. And all I see is how you unmake things.”
Alvin took that a little hard. Didn’t get mad, but he was kind of thoughtful and didn’t speak much the rest of the way to the miller’s house.
So nearly a week later, there’s Alvin working in a mill for the first time since he left his father’s place in Vigor Church and set out to be a prentice smith in Hatrack River. At first he was happy, running his hands over the machinery, analyzing how the gears all meshed. Arthur Stuart, watching him, could see how each bit of machinery he touched ran a little smoother—a little less friction, a little tighter fit—so more and more of the power from the water flowing over the wheel made it to the rolling millstone. It ground faster and smoother, less inclined to bind and jerk. Rack Miller, for that was his name, also noticed, but since he hadn’t been watching Alvin work, he assumed that he’d done something with tools and lubricants. “A good can of oil and a keen eye do wonders for machinery,” said Rack, and Alvin had to agree.
But after those first few days, Alvin’s happiness faded, for he began to see what Arthur Stuart had noticed from the beginning: Rack was one of the reasons why millers had a bad name. It was pretty subtle. Folks would bring in a sack of corn to be ground into meal, and Rack would cast it in handfuls onto the millstone, then brush the corn flour into a tray and back into the same sack they brought it in. That’s how all millers did it. No one bothered with weighing before and after, because everyone knew there was always some corn flour lost on the millstone.
What made Rack’s practice a little different was the geese he kept. They had free rein in the millhouse, the yard, the millrace, and—some folks said—Rack’s own house at night. Rack called them his daughters, though this was a perverse kind of thing to say, seeing as how only a few laying geese and a gander or two ever lasted out the winter. What Arthur Stuart saw at once, and Alvin finally noticed when he got over his love scene with the machinery, was how those geese were fed. It was expected that a few kernels of corn would drop; couldn’t be helped. But Rack always took the sack and held it, not by the top, but by the shank of the
sack, so kernels of corn dribbled out the whole way to the millstone. The geese were on that corn like—well, like geese on corn. And then he’d take big sloppy handfuls of corn to throw onto the millstone. A powerful lot of kernels hit the side of the stone instead of the top, and of course they dropped and ended up in the straw on the floor, where the geese would have them up in a second.
“Sometimes as much as a quarter of the corn,” Alvin told Arthur Stuart.
“You counted the kernels? Or are you weighing corn in your head now?” asked Arthur.
“I can tell. Never less than a tenth.”
“I reckon he figures he ain’t stealing, it’s the geese doing it,” said Arthur Stuart.
“Miller’s supposed to keep his tithe of the ground corn, not double or triple it or more in gooseflesh.”
“I don’t reckon it’ll do much good for me to point out to you that this ain’t none of our business,” said Arthur Stuart.
“I’m the adult here, not you,” said Alvin.
“You keep saying that, but the things you do, I keep wondering,” said Arthur Stuart. “I’m not the one gallivanting all over creation while my pregnant wife is resting up to have the baby back in Hatrack River. I’m not the one keeps getting himself throwed in jail or guns pointed at him.”
“You’re telling me that when I see a thief I got to keep my mouth shut?”
“You think these folks are going to thank you?”
“They might.”
“Put their miller in jail? Where they going to get their corn ground then?”
“They don’t put the
mill
in jail.”
“Oh, you going to stay here, then? You going to run this mill for them, till you taught the whole works to a prentice? How about me? You can bet they’ll love paying their miller’s tithe to a free half-Black prentice. What are you
thinking
?”
Well, that was always the question, wasn’t it? Nobody ever knew, really, what Alvin was thinking. When he talked, he pretty much told the truth, he wasn’t much of a one for fooling folks. But he also knew how to
keep his mouth shut so you didn’t know what was in his head. Arthur Stuart knew, though. He might’ve been just a boy, though more like a near-man these days, height coming on him kind of quick, his hands and feet getting big even faster than his legs and arms was getting long, but Arthur Stuart was an expert, he was a bona fide certified scholar on one subject, and that was Alvin, journeyman blacksmith, itinerant all-purpose dowser and doodlebug, and secret maker of golden plows and reshaper of the universe. He knew Alvin had him a plan for putting a stop to this thievery without putting anybody in jail.
Alvin picked his time. It was a morning getting on toward harvest time, when folks was clearing out a lot of last year’s corn to make room for the new. So a lot of folks, from town and the nearby farms, was queued up to have their grain ground. And Rack Miller, he was downright exuberant in sharing that corn with the geese. But as he was handing the sack of corn flour to the customer, less about a quarter of its weight in goosefodder, Alvin scoops up a fine fat gosling and hands it to the customer right along with the grain.
The customer and Rack just looks at him like he’s crazy, but Alvin pretends not to notice Rack’s consternation at all. It’s the customer he talks to. “Why, Rack Miller told me it was bothering him how much corn these geese’ve been getting, so this year he was giving out his goslings, one to each regular customer, as long as they last, to make up for it. I think that shows Rack to be a man of real honor, don’t you?”
Well, it showed
something
, but what could Rack say after that? He just grinned through clenched teeth and watched as Alvin gave away gosling after gosling, making the same explanation, so everybody, wide-eyed and happy as clams, gave profuse thanks to the provider of their Christmas feast about four months off. Them geese would be monsters by then, they were already so big and fat.
Of course, Arthur Stuart noticed how, as soon as Rack saw how things was going, suddenly he started holding the sacks by the top, and taking smaller handfuls, so most of the time not a kernel fell to the ground. Why, that fellow had just learned himself a marvelous species of efficiency, returning corn to the customer diminished by nought but the true miller’s tithe. It was plain enough that Rack Miller wasn’t about to feed no corn to geese that somebody else was going to be feasting on that winter!
And when the day’s work ended, with every last gosling gone, and only two ganders and five layers left, Rack faced Alvin square on and said, “I won’t have no liar working for me.”
“Liar?” asked Alvin.
“Telling them fools I meant to give them goslings!”
“Well, when I first said it, it wasn’t true
yet
, but the minute you didn’t raise your voice to argue with me, it became true, didn’t it?” Alvin grinned, looking for all the world like Davy Crockett grinning him a bear.
“Don’t chop no logic with me,” said Rack. “You know what you was doing.”