Keeper of the Realms: Crow's Revenge (Book 1) (2 page)

Charlie, without a doubt, hated him. And to make matters worse he was due at the house any moment now. She rinsed out her mouth and stomped back to her seat at the bedroom window.

As her forehead creased up and her mouth twitched at the mere thought of the man, she saw him turn into the street with his customary black cape flapping behind him. Charlie’s neighbours hurriedly ducked out of sight. While they could ignore the house, it was altogether another matter ignoring the lawyer.

Mr Crow homed in on the house like a venomous snake striking its prey, his long, skinny legs carrying him down the road. He used his rolled umbrella to prod an unfortunate passer-by who was too slow in making way.

‘Get out of my way, you clumsy fool!’ snapped the miserable lawyer. ‘Can’t you see I’m on important business? Make way!’

Crow stalked up to the house and slammed through the front door, pausing to let his eyes grow accustomed to the dim light inside. He took a deep breath, cracked his knuckles and called out as he made his way to his study, ‘Charlie, my filly, my pretty filly. Come to Uncle Crow. There’s work to be done and papers to be signed. Come, come.’

‘You’re not my uncle,’ Charlie growled under her breath. But she knew better than to keep him waiting. Hurrying to the lawyer’s study, she walked straight up to the large leather-bound desk, lifted the pen that rested on its surface and, without needing to be asked again, signed the papers
that Crow held out to her. As usual Charlie had a sinking feeling that she was signing away more of her inheritance, but what could she do?

The fiercer part of her soul wanted to scream out in protest or at least question him about what she was signing. But the other part of her soul – perhaps the wiser part – kept her mouth shut. She remembered the first time she’d dared to ask, how his face had changed and how he had beaten her back and forth across the study until her skin was black and blue. Now she always signed. Quick and easy was better than battered and bruised.

She had told her grandmother, who was only too willing to help, but halfway through confronting Mr Crow her amnesia would kick in, she’d lose track of the conversation and end up asking him for tea and biscuits. Charlie had tried to tell the teachers at her school, but because the lawyer paid them so handsomely they simply wouldn’t hear a bad word said against the ‘charming Mr Crow’. All in all, Charlie honestly had no idea what to do. And apart from sticking her tongue out at his back and the few occasions she had gathered up the nerve to put ink in his tea (Crow would walk home with blue lips and an odd feeling that people were laughing at him) she didn’t feel as though this was a situation she could fix.

The lawyer’s words pulled her back to the present.

‘Thank you, dear Charlie,’ he purred, with a look of ill-disguised greed. ‘That was easy, wasn’t it? Never let it be said that work should be hard! And now, my little filly, I must ask you to leave me in peace, as I have much to do. Oh yes! Crow’s work is never done!’ And, so saying, he ushered Charlie out through the study door.

As soon as the door was shut, she promptly screwed up her face and stamped her foot. She hated him! He took her money but wouldn’t arrange to fix things and he certainly didn’t pay for the heating in the winter – Charlie always froze. But, worst of all, he wouldn’t get the right medical treatment for her gran.

Furious, she turned her back on the study and headed into the depths of the house.

She had known from a young age that her home was different from most buildings. Since her parents had disappeared, it was the only place that she ever felt safe, but it didn’t obey the rules that all other houses were inclined to follow. Charlie was pretty sure that it was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside. Much bigger. She had been running riot around the house all her life, yet she was still discovering doors that led into new unexplored parts. Fortunately her grandmother stayed to the front of the house and never strayed, which meant that Charlie could wander to her heart’s content.

Now she found herself striding through dusty corridors and along deserted hallways that echoed with the sound of her footfalls. She stumbled down stone staircases carved with strange and ornate mythical animals, and passed marble archways and cavernous rooms full of ancient and eroded statues. Emblems and old signs of chivalry and heraldry stood proud on the walls and doors. Lions, unicorns, griffins and even stranger-looking creatures were depicted with such skill that they appeared to wriggle and writhe as she walked past. But
Charlie, used to these everyday wonders, ignored the intriguing surroundings and stomped deeper and deeper into the house. Every once in a while, unable to contain her rage, she would shout, ‘It’s not fair!’ and kick the wall. Midway through yet another shout of, ‘It’s not fair!’ and halfway through a wall-kicking a voice rudely interrupted her rampage.

‘Child, wotcha think yer doing? Don’t go kickin’ the wall. It’s bad for the house, bad for business and also, methinks, bad for yer feet!’

Losing all composure and kicking grace, Charlie squawked and spun round.

Standing there was a man quite unlike any she had ever seen before. His rich brown hair was tied into a topknot that danced merrily above his head. He wore a green sleeveless shirt, olive shorts that reached just below his knees and a pair of wooden sandals. His big beak of a nose was pierced with a shell and a large plumed feather was stuck through his topknot. But strangest of all was his skin. It was a glorious dark green and polished with oil so that it glinted in the light. Charlie, who wasn’t tall by any means, was only a little smaller than the man and she couldn’t help noticing that he smelt of vanilla and unusual spices. And as odd as it was to find such a stranger in her house, strangely Charlie didn’t feel alarmed. His friendly appearance calmed her more immediate concerns, and for some unknown reason she couldn’t shake the feeling that she knew his face from somewhere. It was as though an old, old memory was trying to float to the surface of her consciousness.

Being a reasonably polite girl, she did her best not to comment on the man’s strange appearance. ‘I, uh, I was
letting off steam,’ she replied with an embarrassed look. ‘I didn’t mean to cause any damage, honest.’

‘And why were ya letting off steam?’ the stranger enquired. Wooden bracelets clattered when he moved and his large ears were pierced with sandalwood hoops. ‘Ya don’t look like a steam engine or a new-fangled locomotive. So tell me, wot’s got ya so angry that ya’ve gotta go stompin’ around like an angry Hippotomi?’

Charlie had never heard of a Hippotomi, but she was getting more and more inquisitive. Regaining her composure, she began to reassert some of her natural curiosity.

‘If you don’t mind me asking, why are you in my house? Did my gran let you in?’

‘No, no, lass. I let meself in,’ the stranger replied.

‘Say what?’ choked Charlie in disbelief. ‘You can’t go around sneaking into people’s houses – that’s crazy!’ She was about to demand that he leave, but once again her curiosity got the better of her. ‘Where are you from anyway? And why’s your skin that colour? And while I’m at it, why are you wearing those funny clothes? Don’t you get cold?’

‘Oh, jeez, ya ask a lotta questions, don’t ya?’

‘Well, you’re the stranger in my house, so I think the least you owe me is some answers.’

‘Ah, good point.’ The stranger grinned sheepishly. ‘Well, me skin is dis colour cos I was born with it. And I wear these clothes because I look good in them and also cos it’s real warm in Bellania at the moment.’

‘Bellania?’ muttered Charlie to herself. She mulled the word over a bit in her head, like a new sweet on her tongue, one she didn’t know whether she did or did not like the taste
of. ‘Bellania,’ she said again. ‘That sounds really familiar. Where is it?’

‘Wot? Ya mean ta tell me ya’ve never been ta Bellania?’

‘Hmm … well, I went to Paris once when I was younger, with my parents, but I don’t think I’ve ever been to Bellania. Is that in Europe?’

‘Europe? Oh, bless me Glade and cripple me Sapling!’ shouted the stranger, slapping his hand to forehead. ‘Hippotomi, we clearly gotta have a little chat. Yer very, very far behind in yer upbringing. Yer education is sorely lacking.’

Charlie didn’t know whether to be amused or angry. Just what was the proper procedure for addressing a green-skinned stranger who sneaked into your house and then insulted your schooling?

‘My education is fine, thank you very much.’ She crossed her arms and started tapping her foot. ‘You know you’re almost as bad as Mr Crow, telling me I’m not good enough. Seriously, though, why is your skin that colour? And don’t just tell me you were born with it. I want a proper explanation.’

‘Yer an insistent little lass, aren’t ya?’ chuckled the man. ‘Do ya always cross yer arms and do that thing with yer feet when ya want questions answered?’

‘My house,’ reminded Charlie. But she did stop tapping her foot, although her arms remained firmly folded.

‘Oops, how could I have forgotten so soon?’ The stranger straightened his lips in an attempt to stop smirking at Charlie’s scowl. ‘Well, lass, me skin is green because I’m a Treman.’

‘Huh? A what?’

‘A Treman,’ repeated the stranger. ‘Do ya honestly mean ta tell me that ya’ve never heard of a Treman?’

‘A Treman? What’s a Treman?’ asked Charlie.

‘
I’m
a Treman, lass. Who’s yer teacher? Whoever he is, he ain’t doing a proper job. Tell me, little Hippotomi – and don’t stomp yer feet at me – do ya know wot a Stoman is, or a Human?’

‘Well, of course I know what a Human is! I’m one. But I’ve never heard of a Treman or a Stopman.’

‘Stoman,’ corrected the stranger. ‘She knows nothing! Nothing!’ he mumbled to himself. ‘So, were ya gonna tell me wot had ya so upset in the first place?’

‘Well, it’s … it’s Mr Crow. He’s so horrible, he always makes me sign things I know I shouldn’t sign, he doesn’t help my grandma, he steals and if I don’t do what he tells me to do he beats me. It’s not fair!’ She stopped suddenly, worried she’d said too much. If this stranger was in the house, then maybe he was friends with the lawyer.

The man grimaced in sympathy. ‘Well, if he’s the one in charge of yer purse strings, then it comes as no surprise yer education has holes in it. That man is a nasty piece of work. But tell me now, would ya be Charlie?’

‘Uh, yes,’ said Charlie, surprised to hear the stranger use her name and also relieved that he shared her views on Mr Crow. ‘How did you know?’

‘Ha! We been hearing lotsa things and we been hearing of ya for a long time. I’m surprised I haven’t bumped inta ya before now. Nice pendant by the way. Is it an egg or an acorn?’

‘I’m not sure,’ Charlie replied. Her fingers subconsciously rubbed the beautiful pendant that hung from her neck. ‘It was a gift from my parents.’

‘Well, look after it, lass. A stompin’ Hippotomi like yerself could lose something precious if she wasn’t careful. Now,’ he said, looking around, ‘I gotta run, cos I’m late. But not ta worry – now that I know ya I’ll be sure to make time to see ya.’ And, so saying, the stranger promptly walked off down the hallway.

‘Wait!’ cried Charlie. ‘You didn’t answer all my questions. What’s your business? What are Treman and … and … and Stoman, what are they?’ stuttered Charlie.

But the figure continued to walk briskly away, topknot and feather bouncing along in time with his footsteps. ‘I’ll tell ya next time!’ he shouted back at her.

‘When’s that?’ asked Charlie, hurrying after him as he disappeared down the corridor.

‘Probably the next time the house complains about yer kickin’ and stompin’!’ laughed the stranger. ‘And look after that pendant!’ he called as he stopped by a small door. He paused to wave at Charlie, then dashed on through.

‘Wait, please wait!’ called Charlie. ‘I don’t even know your name!’

But it was too late. The door had shut and Charlie was sure the stranger couldn’t have heard. Raising her foot to deal out some serious stomping and stamping to the floorboards, she was interrupted by the door reopening.

Out popped the stranger’s head and with a twinkle in his eyes he sang out to Charlie, ‘Jensen the Willow is me name!’ Then his head ducked out of sight and the door began to swing shut. Before it could close it banged back open and Jensen’s head re-emerged. ‘And no more stompin’!’

The door crashed shut.

Charlie, who was still standing on one foot, mid-stomp, nearly toppled over.

Rushing down the hallway, she yanked open the door and dashed through. She came to a shocked standstill. She had never been in this room before.

It was huge.

A domed ceiling was hidden in shadows and the curved walls on the far side were a good stone’s throw away. On brackets evenly spaced across the walls were blazing torches that flickered and cast dancing silhouettes over the floor. Carved on the stone walls were huge snarling dragons that seemed to flail and thrash. Massive circular doors punctured the walls at regular intervals. Charlie stood there and gaped, mouth wide open. Turning round, she discovered that she was alone; she couldn’t see Jensen anywhere. The cavernous room was empty.

How could this room possibly exist in my house?
Charlie thought to herself. She was used to the idea that there were far more doors and corridors than should really be within its four walls, but this room was something else.

Realizing she probably looked pretty stupid with her tonsils showing, Charlie snapped her mouth shut and went to investigate the nearest door. It was gigantic. Standing next to it, she had to crane her neck right back to see the top.

The door was constructed from a huge slab of stone. Wonderful carvings of roses, vines and thorns criss-crossed its surface in complex patterns. An oversized handle of black rock jutted outward. Grasping this with both hands, Charlie tugged, pulled and pushed with all her might. But the door refused to budge.

Frowning, she moved on to the next door. It had been made from timber and was so cleverly constructed that no joints could be seen. Carvings of trees and birds swept across its surface. Trying the handle of the door, Charlie was annoyed to find that it too wouldn’t open.