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Authors: Josi S. Kilpack

Tags: #Cozy Mystery

“And where are your keys?”

Sadie’s head snapped to the side, and she looked at Pete in surprise. “My keys?” she asked, confused. In the weeks since she’d started asking him to quiz her about her surroundings—honing her skills of observation—he’d never asked about anything other than the place they were at or the people they were with.

Pete glanced at her as he straightened the row of M&M’s cookies he’d been putting out and then wiped the crumbs off on his apron. Sadie thought he looked very cute in the apron. “If you had to leave in a hurry, you’d need your keys. Where are they?”

“Um, in my purse.”

“And where is your purse?” Pete asked, turning to face her and crossing his arms over his chest. His silver hair caught the light streaming in through the high windows, but Sadie was in no mind to appreciate it the way she normally would.

“In the kitchen,” she said, defeated. “With the other half a dozen people helping with the food.”

“Not to mention anyone who can come in through the back door, which is unlocked to make it easier for helpers to come in and out.” He gave her an understanding smile, but didn’t stop there. “I counted three other purses on the counter next to yours, each one of them likely holding wallets and keys. With no one specifically assigned to stay in the kitchen at all times—not that that’s foolproof either—there’s no one to keep an eye on those purses. They’re a prime target for theft, especially since the gate is open, and Goose Park, a common hangout for transients and drug users, is right across the street.”

Sadie’s shoulders fell. “It’s not fair,” she said, suddenly petulant. “I don’t have any pockets. Even if I wanted to keep my keys with me, I can’t.”

“Don’t you have a code on the door of your car? You can leave your purse in the trunk of your car where it’s safer.”

“That’s gotten me in trouble before. I need to keep my cell phone close by.”

“So keep your phone on your person.”

“Pockets,” Sadie reminded him, lifting the sides of her skirt to demonstrate how pocketless she was.

Pete shrugged and smiled at her. “Then wear clothing with pockets when you know you’ll be unable to keep your purse with you.”

Sadie narrowed her eyes at him. “Easy for you to say,” she said, half serious and half playful. “You’re a man. Everything you buy comes with pockets.”

Pete grinned back at her in a superior way. “I believe, however, that men’s clothing doesn’t have a corner on the market.”

“But some styles don’t offer a pocket option,” Sadie continued, reflecting on the women’s clothing industry as a whole. Because of the patriotic theme that had helped her choose the types of cookies to bring, she was wearing what she called her Betsy Ross dress—a navy blue, cotton sundress sprinkled with white polka dots. Upon closer inspection, however, the dots revealed themselves as stars. The bodice fit well, with a wide, navy blue belt that set off her waist, even if it did make her hips look a little more prominent. Pockets on a dress like this would pad her hips even more and keep the A-line skirt from falling correctly.

“Then don’t buy those styles,” Pete said. He took a step closer to her, and Sadie felt the now-familiar zing as the protons between them started dancing. She loved the zing, something she hadn’t felt between them for too long. Now, however, was not the moment for protons.

“O-okay,” Sadie said, finding it hard to stay focused as Pete moved even closer. His hand brushed her arm as he tucked her hair behind her ear, trailing his fingers down her jaw and neck. Her breath shuddered slightly at his touch even as she felt herself leaning into him. They were alone for the moment, creating the perfect moment for him to steal a kiss . . . or three. The rest of the food committee could be heard through the door behind them; they were all in the kitchen. The scent of Pete’s cologne mingled with the smell of cookies—was there a more perfect combination than baked goods and Peter Cunningham?

“Just remember that if someone takes your keys, you’re stranded, and whomever it was you were supposed to be going after is getting farther and farther away.”

Shop talk or not, he was totally flirting with her, and she was completely under his spell.

When words failed her and she was feeling herself pulled into the reservoirs of his beautiful hazel eyes, he spoke again. “I’ve got two words for you, Sadie Hoffmiller.”

“What?” Sadie breathed, thinking of all the things he could say that were only two words.
Kiss me
made the top of the list.

“Voice mail.”

“What?” Sadie said, pulling her eyebrows together in surprise as Pete stepped back.

“If you can’t keep your purse with you, chances are you’re too busy to answer your phone anyway. Let them leave a message, and you can enjoy the peace of mind of knowing your personal items are safe.”

“Oh,” Sadie said, trying to hide her disappointment. “That’s a really . . . smart idea.”

“Well,” Pete said with a shrug and another of his adorable smiles as he tapped her nose playfully and moved away, “I didn’t find my shiny badge at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.” He wiped his hands on his apron again, and in the process drew attention to the very badge he was referencing, clipped to the waistband of his pants. At that precise moment, it caught the same light that had caught Pete’s hair a few moments earlier. The metal gleamed heroically and initiated a wave of . . . envy in Sadie.

She looked away, chastising herself for being silly. She was not, nor would she ever be, a police detective. She was a retired schoolteacher, for heaven’s sake. And yet she’d had several adventures over the last eight months that had created a longing for . . . something. She didn’t know what, exactly, but listening to Pete talk about his work—the details he
could
talk about—ignited something inside her that drew her toward his expertise. It had also drawn her to a few Web sites about how to become a private investigator, but she hadn’t told anyone about them and felt rather silly for having even thought about something like that. Instead, she peppered Pete for tricks of his trade and had him quiz her about details or procedures while continuing on with her community-oriented life as though it hadn’t somehow lost some of its appeal.

The squeaking of a hinge caused both Sadie and Pete to look up as a young woman entered the room. Sadie didn’t believe she’d ever met this woman, and Sadie had been part of the Latham Club—a nonprofit community service group—for several years. Maybe the woman was a guest, but she’d entered alone. Was that a newspaper tucked under her arm? Sadie’s observation skills were getting better all the time.

A voice from behind them broke into their study of the new arrival, however. “Detective Cunningham?”

Sadie and Pete both turned toward the doors that led to the kitchen. Glenda Meyers stood in the doorway. “I’m so sorry to interrupt, but it seems we filled the punch bowl so full that none of us can carry it. Would you mind helping us bring it out?”

“Of course not,” Pete said.

Sadie sprang into action, stacking emptied cookie containers in an attempt to clear the tables. There needed to be room for the trays of lunch meat and veggies, not to mention the punch bowl, chips, and the array of salads the club members would be bringing with them. Initially this was supposed to be a lunch, but after juggling schedules it became a dinner . . . of lunch-type foods since no one wanted to do much cooking—other than Sadie.

“Would you mind throwing these away?” Sadie said as Pete moved toward the doorway. “Be sure to keep half a dozen or so for leftovers.” There were always store-bought cookies left over, unlike her homemade varieties, which disappeared quickly. A fine argument for why being late to these types of events might be fashionable, but not wise. Pete nodded, and Sadie handed over the stacked containers. He winked at her while turning toward the doorway and the awaiting Glenda. Sadie’s toes tingled in her sandals.

Once they disappeared, Sadie’s eyes were drawn back to the woman who’d entered the gym . . . alone and uninvited. To Sadie’s surprise, however, the woman was no longer standing at the far end of the room looking out of place. Instead she was striding toward Sadie with purposeful steps.

There were only a few yards between them, and Sadie finished assessing this woman as quickly as she could. Shoulder-length, strawberry-blonde hair tucked behind her ears, no bangs. Blue-gray eyes and a fair complexion with a smattering of freckles that made her look younger than what Sadie believed to be her thirty-something years. Her makeup was minimal, and she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. The woman’s jeans fit her widish hips well, and the purple tank top, while not quite the right color for her hair, went quite well with her figure, which, while full, was shapely. The woman was of average height, maybe an inch shorter than Sadie’s five foot six inches. Her purse was a large, ornate, white leather number which, if Sadie wasn’t mistaken, was rather high-end—making it look out of place on a woman who didn’t seem particularly polished. Perhaps it had been a gift?

“Hi,” Sadie said with a smile as soon as the woman came to a stop on the opposite side of the table. She put out her hand. “I’m Sadie Hoffmiller. I don’t believe we’ve met. Are you part of the Latham Club?”

“No, ma’am,” the woman said. She took Sadie’s hand, gave it a single firm shake, and dropped it before unconsciously wiping her hand on her jeans. She was nervous. “I came to talk to you.”

“Me?” Sadie said, surprised. Granted, her name was on all the posters and things advertising the luncheon, but the urgency in the other woman’s voice and intent of her words didn’t seem to have much to do with that.

“A neighbor of yours said you’d be here,” she said as she took a cursory glance at the three-dimensional, crepe-paper watermelon slices and real beach balls dangling from the ceiling. “I’m afraid I’m in a bit of a hurry.”

“O-kay,” Sadie said carefully. “What can I help you with?”

“I’d like to hire you,” the woman said as her eyes snapped back to Sadie.

“Hire me?” Sadie repeated. “For what?” She looked down at the cookies. “Catering?” Sadie enjoyed helping with the food for community events, but cookies and cakes didn’t seem to fit what this woman wanted. Who needed emergency catering?

“Investigation stuff,” the woman said, leaning closer and lowering her voice as though fearful she’d be overheard.

Sadie couldn’t deny feeling flattered, but her attention was drawn to the newspaper in the woman’s hand. The woman must have stumbled onto an article about the unfortunate incidents Sadie had been involved in. Some of the situations she’d found herself in made Sadie sound rather heroic, but there hadn’t been anything written for weeks, and most of the mentions Sadie had cut out of the paper had been short and tucked between public notices and ninetieth birthday announcements.

“Oh, I’m not an investigator. I just have really bad luck.” She tried to smile at her own joke.

The woman shook her head. “You’re exactly what I need. Someone obscure, who can help me make sense of things.”

Sadie wasn’t so sure that being called obscure was all that complimentary. “I don’t understand what you’re asking,” she said. “I’m not . . . for hire.” Though wouldn’t it be cool if she were? She remembered that wave of envy she’d shrugged off a few minutes earlier in regard to Pete’s badge and her own fantasies about private investigation work.

“I can pay whatever it takes to make this worth your time,” the woman said, keeping her eyes trained on Sadie. She was beginning to sound a little desperate. “Twice that if I need to.”

“But I’m not an investigator,” Sadie explained again. “I don’t know what you’ve heard, but it was likely overstated and—”

The woman cut Sadie off by putting the newspaper on the table.

Sadie couldn’t help but look down. Her own face stared up at her. She immediately looked to the masthead.
The Denver Post
—a paper Sadie was very familiar with as it was the largest paper in Colorado. Sadie wasn’t aware of the
Post
having run anything about her for several weeks. Where was that photo from, anyway? Her hair looked fabulous.

“I realize asking you this way isn’t exactly proper,” the woman said, drawing Sadie’s attention away from the newspaper. “But I don’t have time to waste. I don’t know if you believe in fate, Mrs. Hoffmiller, but I do. I believe in cosmic forces playing out in our lives from time to time, and I believe this article coming out right now is no coincidence.” Her voice was soft, but intent, confident and yet not overbearing.

Right now?
Sadie looked back at the paper, noticing the date for the first time. Friday, August 10th. That was
today.
She read the headline—“Modern Miss Marple a Magnet for Murder?”—and felt a swirling heat take hold of her stomach as recent insecurities began rising from the corner of her mind where she’d been trying to stash them.

“Mrs. Hoffmiller,” the woman said, causing Sadie to look up again. “I really do need your help.” The woman’s face changed in an instant, her expression falling and her eyes filling with tears. “I think my father may have been murdered.”

About the Author

Josi S. Kilpack grew up hating to read until she was thirteen and her mother handed her a copy of
The Witch of Blackbird Pond.
From that day forward, she read everything she could get her hands on and accredits her writing “education” to the many novels she has “studied” since then. She began her first novel in 1998 and hasn’t stopped. Her seventh novel,
Sheep’s Clothing,
won the 2007 Whitney Award for Mystery/Suspense, and
Lemon Tart,
her ninth novel, was a 2009 Whitney Award finalist.
Key Lime Pie
is Josi’s twelfth novel and the fourth book in the Sadie Hoffmiller Culinary Mystery Series.

Josi currently lives in Willard, Utah, with her wonderful husband, four amazing children, one fat dog, and a varying number of very happy chickens.

For more information about Josi, you can visit her Web site at www.josiskilpack.com, read her blog at www.josikilpack.blogspot.com, or contact her via e-mail at [email protected].

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