King John & Henry VIII (36 page)

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Authors: William Shakespeare

    Old as I am, to
queen it
45
: but, I pray you,

    What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs

    To
bear
that
load of title
47
?

ANNE
    No, in truth.

OLD LADY
    Then you are weakly made:
pluck off
49
a little:

    I would not be a young
count
in your
way
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,

    
For more than blushing comes to
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: if your back

    Cannot
vouchsafe
this
burden
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, ’tis too weak

    Ever to
get
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a boy.

ANNE
    How you do talk!

    I swear again, I would not be a queen

    For all the world.

OLD LADY
    In faith, for
little England
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    You’d venture an
emballing
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: I myself

    Would for
Caernarvonshire
, although there
longed
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    No more to th’crown but that. Lo, who comes here?

Enter Lord Chamberlain

CHAMBERLAIN
    Good morrow, ladies: what were’t worth to know

    The secret of your
conference
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?

ANNE
    My good lord,

    Not your demand: it
values not
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your asking:

    Our mistress’ sorrows we were pitying.

CHAMBERLAIN
    It was a
gentle
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business, and becoming

    The action of good women: there is hope

    All will be well.

ANNE
    Now I pray God, amen.

CHAMBERLAIN
    You bear a gentle mind, and heav’nly blessings

    Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady,

    Perceive I speak sincerely, and high note’s

    Ta’en of your many virtues: the king’s majesty

    
Commends
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his good opinion of you, and

    Does
purpose
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honour to you no less flowing

    Than Marchioness of Pembroke: to which title

    A thousand pound a year, annual support,

    Out of his
grace
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he adds.

ANNE
    I do not know

    What
kind
of my obedience I should
tender
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:

    
More than my all is nothing
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: nor my prayers

    Are not words duly
hallowed
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, nor my wishes

    
More
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worth than empty vanities: yet prayers and wishes

    Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship,

    
Vouchsafe
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to speak my thanks and my obedience,

    As from a blushing handmaid to his highness,

    Whose health and royalty I pray for.

CHAMBERLAIN
    Lady,

    I shall not fail
t’approve
the fair
conceit
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Aside

    The king hath of you.— I have
perused
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her well:

    Beauty and honour in her are so mingled

    That they have caught the king: and who knows yet

    But from this lady may proceed a
gem
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To Anne

    To
lighten
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all this isle.— I’ll to the king

    And say I spoke with you.

ANNE
    My honoured lord.

Exit Lord Chamberlain

OLD LADY
    Why, this it is: see, see!

    I have been begging sixteen years in court,

    Am yet a courtier
beggarly
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, nor could

    
Come
pat
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betwixt too early and too late

    For any
suit of
pounds
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, and you — O fate! —

    A very
fresh
fish
here —
fie
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, fie, fie upon

    This
compelled
fortune! —
have your mouth filled up
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    Before you open it.

ANNE
    This is
strange
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to me.

OLD LADY
    How
tastes
it? Is it bitter?
Forty pence
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, no:

    There was a lady once, ’tis an old story,

    That would not be a
queen
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, that would she not

    For all the
mud
in
Egypt
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: have you heard it?

ANNE
    Come, you are
pleasant
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.

OLD LADY
    With
your theme
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, I could

    
O’ermount
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the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke?

    
A thousand pounds a year for pure respect?

    No other obligation? By my life,

    That promises more thousands:
honour’s train
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    Is longer than his foreskirt: by this time

    I know
your back will bear a duchess
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. Say,

    Are you not stronger than you were?

ANNE
    Good lady,

    Make yourself mirth with your
particular fancy
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,

    And leave me out
on’t
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. Would I had no being

    If this
salute
my
blood
a jot: it
faints me
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,

    To think what follows.

    The queen is comfortless, and we forgetful

    In our long absence: pray, do not
deliver
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    What here you’ve heard to her.

OLD LADY
    What do you think me?

Exeunt

Act 2 Scene 4

running scene 7

Trumpets,
sennet
and cornets. Enter two
Vergers
, with short silver wands; next them two Scribes in the
habit of doctors
[
and a Crier
]
: after them, the
[
Arch
]
bishop of Canterbury alone: after him, the Bishops of Lincoln, Ely, Rochester and
St Asaph
: next them, with some small distance, follows a Gentleman bearing the
purse
, with the great seal, and a cardinal’s hat: then two Priests, bearing each a silver cross: then a Gentleman-usher bare-headed, accompanied with a Sergeant-at-arms, bearing a silver mace: then two Gentlemen bearing two great silver pillars: after them, side by side, the two Cardinals

[
Wolsey and Campeius
]
, two Noblemen, with the sword and mace. The King
[
Henry
]
takes place under the
cloth of state
. The two Cardinals sit under him as judges. The Queen
[
Katherine, attended by Griffith
]
takes place some distance from the King. The Bishops place themselves on each side the court in manner of a
consistory
: below them, the Scribes. The Lords sit next the Bishops. The rest of the Attendants stand in convenient order about the stage

CARDINAL WOLSEY
    Whilst our commission from Rome is read,

    Let silence be commanded.

KING HENRY VIII
    What’s the need?

    It hath already publicly been read,

    And on all sides
th’authority allowed
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:

    You may then spare that time.

CARDINAL WOLSEY
    Be’t so. Proceed.

SCRIBE
    Say, ‘Henry, King of England, come into the court.’

CRIER
    Henry, King of England, come into the court.

KING HENRY VIII
    Here.

SCRIBE
    Say, ‘Katherine, Queen of England, come into the

    court.’

CRIER
    Katherine, Queen of England, come into the court.

The Queen makes no answer, rises out of her chair, goes about the court, comes to the King, and kneels at his feet: then speaks

QUEEN KATHERINE
    Sir, I desire you do me right and justice,

    And to bestow your pity on me, for

    I am a most poor woman, and a
stranger
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,

    Born out of your dominions, having here

    No judge
indifferent
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, nor no more assurance

    Of
equal
friendship and
proceeding
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. Alas, sir,

    In what have I offended you? What cause

    Hath my behaviour given to your displeasure,

    That thus you should
proceed to put me off
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,

    And take your good
grace
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from me? Heaven witness,

    
I have been to you a true and humble wife,

    At all times to your will
conformable
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,

    Ever in fear to kindle your
dislike
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,

    Yea, subject to your
countenance
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, glad or sorry,

    As I saw it inclined. When was the hour

    I ever contradicted your desire,

    Or made it not mine too? Or which of your friends

    Have I not strove to love, although I knew

    He were mine enemy? What friend of mine,

    That had
to him derived
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your anger, did I

    Continue in my liking? Nay, gave notice

    He was from thence discharged? Sir, call to mind

    That I have been your wife, in this obedience,

    Upward of twenty years, and have been blessed

    With
many children
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by you. If, in the course

    And process of this time, you can report,

    And prove it too, against mine
honour
aught
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,

    My bond to wedlock, or my love and duty

    
Against
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your sacred person, in God’s name,

    Turn me away, and let the foul’st contempt

    Shut door upon me, and so give me up

    To the sharp’st kind of justice. Please you, sir,

    The king your father was reputed for

    A prince most prudent, of an excellent

    And unmatched
wit
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and judgement. Ferdinand

    My father, King of Spain, was reckoned
one
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    The wisest prince that there had reigned by many

    A year before. It is not to be questioned

    That they had gathered a wise council to them

    Of every realm, that did debate this business,

    Who deemed our marriage lawful.
Wherefore
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I humbly

    Beseech you, sir, to spare me, till I may

    
Be by my friends in Spain advised, whose counsel

    I will implore. If not, i’th’name of God,

    Your pleasure be fulfilled.

CARDINAL WOLSEY
    You have here, lady,

    And of your choice, these
reverend fathers
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, men

    Of singular integrity and learning,

    Yea, the
elect
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o’th’land, who are assembled

    To plead your cause. It shall be therefore
bootless
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    That
longer
you
desire
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the court, as well

    For your own
quiet
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, as to rectify

    What is unsettled in the king.

CARDINAL CAMPEIUS
    His grace

    Hath spoken well and justly: therefore, madam,

    It’s fit this royal
session
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do proceed,

    And that, without delay, their arguments

    Be now produced and heard.

QUEEN KATHERINE
    Lord cardinal,

    To you I speak.

CARDINAL WOLSEY
    Your pleasure, madam?

QUEEN KATHERINE
    Sir,

    I am about to weep: but, thinking that

    We are a queen, or long have dreamed so,
certain
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    The daughter of a king, my drops of tears

    I’ll turn to sparks of fire.

CARDINAL WOLSEY
    Be patient yet.

QUEEN KATHERINE
    I will, when you are humble: nay,
before
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,

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