Lauren Weisberger 5-Book Collection: The Devil Wears Prada, Revenge Wears Prada, Everyone Worth Know (149 page)

Adriana opened her mouth to argue, but appeared to reconsider. ‘All right,' she said with an understanding nod. ‘I'll buy that.'

‘To us,' Leigh said, her glass aloft.

The girls clinked and sipped and smiled. It might be the end of the pact, but somehow, they all knew it: The good stuff was just beginning.

Thanks first and foremost to Marysue Rucci, who is so much more than the world's best editor; to Sloan Harris for talking me down from every ledge in town; and to David Rosenthal for cracking me up, time after time, always knowing when it's most needed (and least appropriate). Thank you to the unparalleled team at Simon & Schuster, especially Aileen Boyle, Tracey Guest, Victoria Meyer, Katie Grinch, Leah Wasielewski, Jackie Seow, and Ginny Smith. I owe JoAnna Kremer, copy editor extraordinaire, a huge debt for making it look like I know more than the most rudimentary rules of grammar. Special gratitude to Melissa Perello for the crash course in all things chef-related. To Deborah Schneider, Vivienne Schuster, Betsy Robbins, Lynne Drew, Claire Bord, Helen Johnstone, Dave Patane, Kyle White, Stephen Frank, Judith Hirsch, and Cathy Gleason, thanks for all the much – appreciated advice and guidance in your many areas of expertise.

Thank you a million times over to my girlfriends, whose stories – I've stolen shamelessly: Audey Kent, Victoria Stein, Helen Coster, Alli Kirshner, Julie Hootkin, Laura Dave, Megan Deem, and Gretchen Bylow. To the Cohens – Allison, Dave, Jackie, and Mel – for welcoming me into the family with open arms and lots of wine. Mom, Dad, and Dana – thanks for being funnier and more sarcastic than me, for reminding me of it every day, and for returning my endless bitching and complaining with support and understanding … I love you all so much. Most of all, I want to thank Mike, who endured countless ‘hypothetical' conversations about how ‘my characters' should get engaged, and still managed to surprise me with the perfect real-life proposal. From the first panic attack to the very last line edit, you helped this book (and this writer) in more ways than I'll ever admit.

For Dana, my sister and best friend forever

Contents

Title Page

Dedication

One –
Piano Man

Two –
Suffer One, Suffer All

Three –
Makes John Mayer Look Like Amateur Hour

Four –
A Toast to Hot Redheads

Five –
They'll Swoon for You

Six –
He Could Have Been a Doctah

Seven –
Betrayed by a Bunch of Tweens

Eight –
My Weak Heart Can't Handle Another Threesome

Nine –
A Bun in the Oven and a Drink in Hand

Ten –
Boy-Next-Door Dimples

Eleven –
Knee-Deep in Tequila and Eighteen-Year-Old Girls

Twelve –
Better or Worse Than the Sienna Pictures?

Thirteen –
Gods and Nurses Don't Mix

Fourteen –
The Removal of Clothes

Fifteen –
Not a Shower Sobber

Sixteen –
Boyfriend with a Villa and a Son

Seventeen –
Good Old Ed Had a Thing for Prostitutes

Eighteen –
We Hit Crazy at Check-In

Nineteen –
Pity Dance

Acknowledgements

When the subway finally screeched into the Franklin Street station, Brooke was nearly sick with anxiety. She checked her watch for the tenth time in as many minutes and tried to remind herself that it wasn't the end of the world; her best friend, Nola, would forgive her,
had
to forgive her, even if she was inexcusably late. She pushed her way through the rush-hour throngs of commuters toward the door, instinctively holding her breath in the midst of so many bodies, and allowed herself to be pulled toward the stairwell. On autopilot now, Brooke and her fellow riders each pulled their cell phones from their purses and jacket pockets, filed silently into a straight line and, zombielike, marched like choreographed soldiers up the right side of the cement stairs while staring blankly at the tiny screensxs in their palms.

‘Shit!' she heard an overweight woman up ahead call out, and in just a moment she knew why. The rain hit her forcefully and without warning the instant she emerged from the stairwell. What had been a chilly but decent enough March evening only twenty minutes earlier had deteriorated into a freezing, thundering misery, where the winds whipped the rain down with driving force and made it utterly impossible to stay dry.

‘Dammit!' she added to the cacophony of expletives people were shouting all around her as they struggled to pull umbrellas from their briefcases or arrange newspapers over their heads. Since she'd run home to change after work, Brooke had nothing but a tiny (and admittedly cute) silver clutch to shield herself from the onslaught.
Good-bye, hair,
she thought as she began to sprint the three blocks to the restaurant.
I'll miss you, eye makeup
.
Nice knowing you, gorgeous new tall suede boots that ate up half my weekly salary
.

Brooke was drenched by the time she reached Sotto, the tiny, unpretentious neighborhood joint where she and Nola met two or three times a month. The pasta wasn't the best in the city – probably not even the best on the block – and the space wasn't anything all that special, but Sotto had other charms, more important ones: reasonably priced wine by the full carafe, a killer tiramisu, and a downright hot Italian maître d' who, simply because they'd been coming for so long, always saved Brooke and Nola the most private table in the back.

‘Hey, Luca.' Brooke greeted the owner as she shrugged off her wool peacoat, trying not to shake water everywhere. ‘Is she here yet?'

Luca immediately put his hand over the phone receiver and pointed with a pencil over his shoulder. ‘The usual. What's the occasion for the sexy dress,
cara mia
? You want to dry off first?'

She smoothed her fitted, short-sleeved black jersey dress with both palms and prayed that Luca was right, that the dress was sexy and she looked okay. She'd come to think of that dress as her Gig Uniform; paired with either heels, sandals, or boots, depending on the weather, she wore it to nearly every one of Julian's performances.

‘I'm so late already. Is she all whiny and mad?' Brooke asked, scrunching handfuls of her hair in a desperate attempt to save it from the imminent frizz attack.

‘She's a half carafe in and hasn't put the mobile down yet. You better get back there.'

They exchanged a triple cheek-kiss – Brooke had protested the full three kisses in the beginning but Luca insisted – before Brooke took a deep breath and walked back to their table. Nola was tucked neatly into the banquette, her suit jacket flung across the back bench and her navy cashmere shell showing off tightly toned arms and contrasting nicely with her amazing olive skin. Her shoulder-length layered cut was stylish and sexy, her blonde highlights glowed under the restaurant's soft lights, and her makeup looked dewy and fresh. No one would ever know from looking at her that Nola had just clocked in twelve hours on a trading desk screaming into a headset.

Brooke and Nola didn't meet until second semester senior year at Cornell, although Brooke – like the rest of the student body – knew of Nola and was equal parts terrified of and fascinated by her. Compared to her hoodie-and-Ugg-wearing fellow students, the model-thin Nola favored high-heeled boots and blazers and never,
ever
tied her hair in a ponytail. She'd grown up in elite prep schools in New York, London, Hong Kong, and Dubai, places her investment banker father worked, and had enjoyed the requisite freedom that goes along with being the only child of extremely busy parents.

How she ended up at Cornell instead of Cambridge or Georgetown or the Sorbonne was anyone's guess, but it didn't take a lot of imagination to see she wasn't particularly impressed. When the rest of them were busy rushing sororities, meeting for lunch at the Ivy Room, and getting drunk at various Collegetown bars, Nola kept to herself. There were glimpses into her life – the well-known affair with the archaeology professor, the frequent appearances of sexy, mysterious men on campus who vanished soon thereafter – but for the most part, Nola attended her classes, aced everything she took, and hightailed it back to Manhattan the moment Friday afternoon rolled around. When the two girls found themselves assigned to workshop each other's short stories in a creative writing elective their senior year, Brooke was so intimidated she could barely speak. Nola, as usual, didn't appear particularly pleased or upset, but when she returned Brooke's first submission a week later – a fictional piece on a character struggling to adapt to her Peace Corps assignment in Congo – it was filled with thoughtful, insightful commentary and suggestions. Then, on the last page, after scrawling out her lengthy and serious feedback, Nola had written, ‘P.S. Consider sex scene in Congo?' and Brooke had laughed so hard she had to excuse herself from class to calm down.

After class Nola invited Brooke to a tiny little coffee place in the basement of one of the academic buildings, a place none of Brooke's friends ever hung out, and within a couple weeks Brooke was going to New York with Nola on weekends. Even after all these years, Nola was too fabulous for words, but it helped Brooke knowing that her friend sobbed during news segments featuring soldiers coming home from war, was secretly obsessed with one day having a perfect white picket fence in the suburbs despite being openly derisive about it, and had a pathological fear of small, yappy dogs (Walter, Brooke's dog, not included).

‘Perfect, perfect. No, I think sitting at the bar is just fine,' Nola said into the phone, rolling her eyes at Brooke. ‘No, no need to make a reservation for dinner, let's just play it by ear. Okay, sounds good. See you then.' She clicked her phone shut and immediately grabbed the red wine, refreshing her own glass before remembering Brooke and filling hers too.

‘Do you hate me?' Brooke asked as she arranged her coat on the chair next to her and tossed her dripping umbrella underneath the table. She took a long, deep drink of wine and savored the feeling of the alcohol sliding over her tongue.

‘Why? Just because I've been sitting here alone for thirty minutes?'

‘I know, I know, I'm really sorry. Hellish day at work. Two of the full-time nutritionists called in sick today – which if you ask me sounds suspicious – and the rest of us had to cover their rotations. Of course, if we met sometime in my neighborhood. Then maybe I could get there on time …'

Nola held up her hand. ‘Point taken. I do appreciate you coming all the way down here. Dinner in Midtown West just isn't appealing.'

‘Who were you just on with? Was that Daniel?'

‘Daniel?' Nola looked baffled. She stared at the ceiling as she appeared to wrack her brain. ‘Daniel, Daniel … oh! Nah, I'm over him. I brought him to a work thing early last week and he was weird. Super awkward. No, that was setting up tomorrow's Match dot-com date. Second one this week. How did I get so pathetic?' She sighed.

‘Please. You're not—'

‘No, really. It's pathetic that I'm almost thirty and still think of my college boyfriend as my only “real” relationship. It is also pathetic that I belong to multiple online dating sites and date men from all of them. But what is
most
pathetic – what is bordering on inexcusable – is how willing I am to admit this to anyone who will listen.'

Brooke took another sip. ‘I'm hardly “anyone who will listen.”'

‘You know what I mean,' Nola said. ‘If you were the only one privy to my humiliation, I could live with that. But it's as though I've become so inured to the—'