Legal Briefs (Lawyers in Love) (8 page)

“Lily, are you okay?” Gabrielle asked, checking me out a bit dubiously.

“I’m fine. I don’t feel that drunk and I’ve got time to sober up. It’s only …” I squinted at my watch. Why couldn’t I make out the numbers on this damned thing?

“Honey, that’s a bracelet,” Jess said. “Your watch is on the other wrist.”

“Oh! Right!” I laughed. “It’s um, eight-thirty? Wow.”

“That’s six-forty, Lil,” Gabrielle pointed out.

“Your boy is out there, by the way,” Bruce broke in impatiently. “He’s sitting with the prosecutors, though.”

“We usually start these evenings along company lines,” Gabrielle explained. “My husband is over there with him, but they’ll both be over to join us soon.”

“Adam was in a really good mood today,” Jess offered with a smile. “In fact, he’s been in a good mood all week. I can’t remember the last time that happened.”

“Thank you for telling me that! Have I told you lately that you guys are just wonderful?” I asked, getting all choked up for some reason. “I
love
you so much!”

“Oh Lord,” Gabrielle said, giving me a funny look. “She’s going to need some coffee.”

I said goodbye to Bruce, who was getting the hell out of there and home to his sweetie before I decided to kill him. Then we went through the door to the main pub area, and the bright lights, crowd and music assaulted me at once. Okay,
now
I felt really drunk. Jess and Gabrielle flanked me while gently guiding me in the right direction.

I pushed my shoulders back, held my head high and began to walk confidently and steadily toward their table. Unfortunately, I caught my foot on a chair and quickly disappeared beneath the heads of the crowd as I landed flat on my ass on the floor. Jess and Gab dove down to haul me to my feet and I brushed myself off and stared at the offending chair leg like it had tripped me on purpose.

“Are you okay, honey?” Jess winced.

“I’m fine. Don’t worry. I just need to sit down.”

“Well, why don’t you wait until we get to a chair, Lil,” Gab suggested. They helped to guide me over to their table where Mark and Cam stood up as we approached.

“Are you okay, Lily?” Cam asked politely as he and Mark sat back down. Suddenly, I felt the need to explain this foolish mix-up.

“Bruce spiked the punch and didn’t tell me,” I said, slurring my words noticeably. “He also told me to eat lots of snacks, so I wouldn’t get drunk later. The snacks were really salty, though, so I kept drinking the punch. That’s kind of ironic, don’t you think?” I asked with a giggle and a hiccup.

Once I started giggling I couldn’t stop and I got dizzy, so I attempted to sit down. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a chair where I thought there was, so I hit the ground a second time. Everyone got up to help me, but I quickly pulled myself up using the edge of the table.

“I’m good!” I said, trying to sound casual.

Then everyone offered me their chair, but I didn’t want to displace anyone, and I told them to please sit back down. I noticed that there was an empty chair on the other side of Mark, and I decided that would work, so I started to climb across his lap to get to it. At the time it seemed to make sense. After all, it was the shortest path between the two points.

“Uh, Lily!” Gabrielle said, sounding panicked. “You know that’s
Mark,
right?”

She startled me and I paused halfway across, sliding down with a thunk, my knit dress allowing enough give for one leg to rest on each side of him. That left me straddling him with my skirt riding up to mid-thigh.

“Yeah, hi. Excuse me please,” I said, my face about two inches away from his as he looked at me, appearing stunned. “I’m just going to go sit in that chair next to you, okay?”

“Uh, sure,” he said with a friendly smile. I started squirming around trying to pull myself up again, and he gasped a little and put his hands on my ass. “That’s good,” he said huskily and gave me a slightly dazed look and a
very
friendly smile. Just then another pair of hands grabbed my waist and lifted me back up to my feet.

“Here, let me help you,” Adam said, pulling me against him tightly.

He maneuvered us around the back of Mark’s chair and then pulled over a second empty chair from the next table. He sat me down on one and took the other one himself, keeping his arm around my waist and his hand firmly planted on my hip.

“Well, that was interesting,” Braden, who had joined us, said to Adam.

“Yeah, thanks for helping,” Adam said, glaring at Mark.

“I didn’t want her to fall.” He looked very amused as he poured himself a cup of beer.

“You heard what happened. It’s not her fault,” Gabrielle said emphatically.

“I didn’t say it was her fault,” Adam replied, giving Mark another dirty look.

“She surprised me! I would have helped her get there,” he said defensively.

“Well, she’s there now and Adam’s got her,” Braden broke in. “So, let’s move on.”

“It’s nice to see you two getting along so much better after all this time,” Jess said, looking
highly
amused as Adam pulled me closer to him.

“He licked my Fruit Roll-Up.”

“Licked your what?” Cam asked with a startled laugh.

“Need I remind you again about the glitter incident?”

“That was an accident,” I said, looking up at him. Wow, he was hot. I just stared for a few seconds and enjoyed the view.

“Yeah, well I accidentally licked your Fruit Roll-Up too,” he answered, looking back down at me curiously.

“Just because I didn’t throw myself at you like Shari Edelstein.”

“In
preschool
?” Cam asked, sounding confused.

“They’ve moved on to Junior High,” Gab explained helpfully.

“Are you
jealous
?” Adam teased. “Because I’ll be happy to make it up to you.”

“I’m not jealous of Shari Fucking Edelstein,” I muttered angrily.

“Really? Because you
sound
jealous,” he said with a smirk.

“Who in the hell is Shari Edelstein?” Mark asked.

“Some chick I made out with at my Bar Mitzvah,” Adam answered, finally looking amused. “She slapped me when Lilith, here, walked in on us and caught me feeling her up.”

“At your Bar Mitzvah?” Braden laughed. “Like when you were thirteen?”

“Lily and I share a long and sordid past, beginning with the
glitter
incident
. Even though she’s not jealous, she’s obviously carrying around a deep, inexplicable hatred for some chick I made out with in a stairwell fourteen years-ago.”

“Inespic explic espic? She was a total fake! You don’t act like you’re all offended just because you get caught with a guy’s hand on your tits.”

I broke away from Adam and leaned forward quickly, making a sweeping gesture for effect, and nearly knocking over the pitcher of beer. Luckily, Mark had very quick reflexes. Then I leaned on the table, knocking over several empty cups, as Cam and Braden swept several full ones out of the way in the nick of time.

“If I had known that you were so open-minded, I would have felt you up in the stairwell instead,” Adam said, grabbing my waist with both hands and hauling me back against him before I fell out of my chair. He wasn’t just holding my waist with one arm anymore. Now I smooshed up against him and he had both arms around me. Hey, this was pretty nice. His muscles were hard and he was as warm as a furnace.

“What was with the showgirls, by the way?” I asked. He was holding me so closely now that I had to twist around in his arms to talk to him. Now my legs were pushed up against his and our faces were only inches apart. His breath didn’t smell like beer, though. It smelled like peppermint. Mine probably smelled like a Tijuana gutter.

“She was a showgirl in Junior High?” Cam asked, still looking confused.

“Not her. She’s talking about the act I put on at my Bar Mitzvah. It was obviously a more significant day for her than it was for me.”

“He sang ‘
I Did It My Way
’.” I rolled my eyes.

“Yeah, well, I seem to recall someone quoting Martin Luther King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech at her Bat Mitzvah. No delusions of grandeur there.”

“Nobody appreciates intelligence. They all want the girl with the big rack.”

“For your information,
you
have a big rack,” he said, eyes dropping to my chest “And if it makes you feel any better, I can tell that
yours
are real.”

“No way! See, I
told
you she was a fake!” I poked him in the ribs.

“Hey! I can understand your desire to touch me, but be careful.”

“I have to tell Marcy Kaplan!” I sputtered gleefully, twisting back around. The news that Shari’s famous tits were made of sweat-socks would make every girl in our class who Shari had maliciously filled with adolescent angst feel vindicated.

“Isn’t Marcy Kaplan in the Peace Corps now?”

“How do you call Africa?” I asked, picking up someone’s cell phone from the table.

“Why don’t you email her later?” Adam asked, removing the phone from my hand and handing it to Mark, who pocketed it tactfully.

“I feel like we should email Shari and tell her we’re on to her,” Jess said with a laugh.

“She used to brag about how all the guys wanted her. She made us all feel, inada, inada, not good enough.”

“I think you need to resolve this Shari Edelstein thing,” Braden joked.

“I’ll tell you what, when I take you home tonight I’ll feel you up in the stairwell and then maybe you can finally let it go,” Adam said, actually turning me toward him again so he could look at me.

“Don’t you think you should
ask
me if I’ll let you take me home?”

“
You
asked
me
to take you home, you lush. I believe that was the night you informed me that if I wanted to fuck you I should ask you on a fucking date.”

“Good for you, honey!” Jess chimed in.

“This wasn’t the date was it?” I asked, suddenly panicking.

“No, this was the pre-date socialization. I can’t
wait
for the date!” He laughed.

“You’re taking Adam to that author party tomorrow, Lily, remember?” Gab asked.

“Yeah, that’s right! It’s going to be fun! I get to be a bad girl!” I joked, and giggled, looking over at her with a delighted smile.

“Because she’s going as Lilah Alden!” Gab exclaimed, suddenly. “Oh God. I just told everyone else your pen name, too.”

“Don’t worry, baby,” Braden reassured her. “Adam told us days ago.”

“Yeah, I’ve already read two of her books,” Cam agreed, earning a raised eyebrow from Jess. “They were good! Very … uh, romantic,” he said, giving her an innocent smile.

“Yeah, I’m thinking this might be a good time to make our exit,” Adam said with a laugh.

“Alrighty then!” I said, trying to stand up on unsteady feet and promptly falling back onto Adam’s lap.

“There, now she sat on
your
lap,” Mark informed Adam with a smile.

“Do you need some help, man?” Braden asked.

“If you want to grab her coat,” Adam said, adjusting me on his lap. I wondered if I was crushing his man toys. Actually, if I wasn’t mistaken, everything seemed to be in working order. Oh my, I must be a sexy lap sitter.

Gab and Jess got up and came around to help me up into my jacket, while Adam stood up and quickly put his coat on and got his keys out. Then wishing everyone a good evening, he came over and put an arm around my shoulders and helped me out.

His car wasn’t far away and he opened the door and helped me inside. I slumped into the seat and started looking around for the seatbelt but he beat me to it, reaching over and strapping me in. As he was leaning over, I put my arm around him and pulled him toward me. Then I leaned forward, and burying my nose against his neck, inhaled deeply.

“You smell nice,” I said thickly.

He froze for a second and I could feel his breathing quicken. Then he turned and leaned in to nuzzle my neck, breathing in deeply and sighing. I could feel his beard and his lips and his warm breath against my sensitive skin and my lady bits got all warm and tingly. I got the distinct impression that he would have liked to have stayed there longer, but he pulled away.

“So do you,” he said in a husky voice. “I could smell your perfume in here after you left the other night and it drove me nuts all the way home.”

He went around to the driver’s side and slid in beside me, pausing and looking at me and shaking his head.

“I don’t even know if you’re going to make it up the stairs,” he said with a laugh.

“You might have to help me.”

“Might have to help you? You mean I might have to carry you.”

“I’m sorry I’m drunk.”

“It’s not your fault.”

“I’m sorry I crawled across your friend.”

“That wasn’t really your fault either. He could have helped you over there a lot faster and
without
putting his hands on your ass.”

“Now
you
sound like you’re jealous,” I teased.

“I’ll let you reassure me when you’re sober.”

“Can I touch you?” I asked coquettishly. I knew I was being naughty, but I didn’t really care very much at that moment. Okay, I didn’t care at all.

“That depends on
where
you want to touch me,” he answered with a startled laugh, glancing over at me. I liked that I had surprised him with my flirting.