Lettuces and Cream (5 page)

‘Bloody hell, I didn’t know that.’ Keith sounded really shocked and interested at such an idea, so Mike thought he would continue the tale.

‘If the teachers heard a child talking Welsh then they would make them wear a smallish wooden label with W N on it-Welsh Not- around their neck. If someone else was caught out, then the label would be passed to that kid. The last one wearing it at the end of the day had the cane-good eh?’

‘Man, I know you’re Welsh, –but they’re worse than I thought.

‘But all that was a was a long time ago,’ Jan said, a little surprised at Mikes rather passionate comments.

‘Aye, they can be a bit offhand, to say the least,’ Keith continued, ‘I don’t think it’s because they hate us English, it’s more like resentment, jealousy. We come out here, buy their falling down houses, do them up, and make a living at the same time. The locals don’t want these old places, they all seem to want a nice new bungalow in the village.’ Keith seemed to be getting a little steamed up about the topic.

‘Are pigs a good line then?’ Mike changed the subject, and lit up another cigarette

‘So far they’ve paid well and it’s a quicker turnover than with the beef cattle. It would be worth you having a think about it. That big old barn of yours would be ideal for them, and I know where you can get a sow to start with-let me know-give me a ring. But I don’t sell to Josh and his group any more, we get better prices selling direct ourselves. Mind you he didn’t like it when we opted out, he got quite angry about it. I wouldn’t get involved with him I were you, Mike.’

‘Right, Keith, I’ll let you know, though there’s no phone here, as yet.’

‘You’ll have to wait a while for that, everything takes so long, this area is still living in the fifties - twenty years behind the times. Mind you that can be a good thing, a nice steady pace and all that, but a bit of a bugger when you want something done –or a bag of cement. That’s why all the hippies and Flower Power mob are coming out here, hardly ever see the village cop so they can grow their ‘wacky baccy’ in peace.’

The chat continued and explanations given about the newspaper article, brief family histories, children and all the usual stuff, and of course what ‘wacky baccy’ was. A huge revelation to Mike and Jan and it explained Zac’s behaviour. And the coincidence that they had a neighbour named Keith back in Barey had been another surprise. They had two girls, Alison twelve and Jane who was ten years. In fact Keith and Chris were only five years older than Mike and Jan. All of which gave the proceedings an added air of commonality and friendliness. Added to this was the news that there was a local Amateur Dramatics, outfit. Affectionately known by those involved as Am Dram. In fact there were two, an English group and a Welsh one, both based in a small local theatre some six miles away. This obviously interested Jan greatly as she had been very active with it back in town, but hadn’t thought there would be such opportunities out here in the wilds. But she wasn’t sure she wanted to become involved with all that again but couldn’t resist agreeing to go along at the next meeting.

What are you doing for milk, Jan,’ Chris asked, ‘you can’t get milk delivered to the door out here. I remember when we moved here, the kids were always moaning that there wasn’t any milk in the house.’

‘I hadn’t thought of that, I’ve been buying it in the village shop until I could find someone to deliver.’

‘Well that doesn’t happen out here. Most people have their own milk, if they’re into dairy farming, or a house cow. Have you thought about getting one? A nice little Jersey would be good. And you could make butter and clotted cream.’

‘I like the sound of that,’ Mike said, ‘I love clotted cream. And I know how to milk, as a kid I used to visit a mate from school that lived on a farm. And I used to do quite a bit of milking back then.’

Mike took a mouthful of booze and smiled amiable at Chris. She smiled back, convincing Mike, once again, that she fancied him.

‘This wine is strong stuff,’ Jan said with a giggle, not accustomed to afternoon drinking sessions. Mike too was feeling the effects of the alcohol and was feeling a little bit randy-small amounts did that to him, although larger amounts usually had the opposite effect. It had a similar stimulating effect on Jan and on such rare occasions it would be a time when Mike would be more likely to get his evil way with her. Which was why she seldom drank. She didn’t want to create any patterns of behaviour which would lead Mike to expect more than she wanted to give. Of course the reason she gave Mike for not drinking was that it made her fat.

The afternoon rolled on and suddenly and simultaneously they all realised the fact. ‘Aye, man, is that the time? We better be getting back home. Stock to feed, cow to milk…’

Chris laughed at her husband’s rather mournful, downtrodden expression. ‘The way he goes on you’d think he does everything on his own wouldn’t you? Of course, what he doesn’t tell you is that I do most of the work.’

At this, they all laughed, got up from the table, and trooped back out into the yard.

‘Well that’s the afternoon gone, still, I suppose it was good of them to call,’ Mike said as they walked back into the kitchen, still smiling from giving cheerful farewells to Chris and Keith.

‘Yeah, it was – they seemed nice people. Mind you, I had a job understanding Keith half the time. His Geordie accent was very strong at times wasn’t it? Nice though. She wasn’t so bad, very quiet spoken really,’ Jan said, and started clearing the table ready for the evening meal.

‘Yeah, he was a bit loud at times,’ Mike lit up a fag, he smoked a lot when he’d been drinking. ‘I thought they were a bit harsh on the locals-still, they’ve been here longer than us; they probably know them better than we do.’

‘And they might not smoke, but they certainly like their drink,’ Jan declared, ‘but I liked Chris. And she’s very forthright, well so is he, but I still like her. She’s invited me over at sometime to look at what they’ve done to their old place.’

Mike gave a non-committal ‘um,’ and thought that he certainly wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Jan too had been stimulated, or was it reminded about sex-she didn’t actively think about it as much as Mike, certainly not in the same way, but nevertheless she had sexy thoughts about Keith. He was big, strong and maybe a little dangerous-she found that exciting - in a safe way – in her head. It’s strange how sex can work. Even if one doesn’t actually want to be with someone, the thought of doing so can be exciting. In Jan’s case, her sexuality responded to this sort of safe, distant, outside influence.

The kids spilt back into the house on their usual quest for nourishment.

‘Is it food time yet mum?’ David moaned.

‘Yes, we’re starving mummy,’ whined Mandy.

‘Starving? That will be the day,’ Jan replied cheerfully, ‘do you want some cake or bread and jam, or something, until I get food ready?’

‘Oo, yes please mum’

Since they had moved here the children had hardly been in the house. Building ‘dens’, tree climbing and wandering around the woods had kept them extremely busy. They were having a great end to their school holiday, but soon they would be starting a new adventure, in the village school.

‘Food ready in about an hour, Mike, is that okay?’

‘Yeah, I’ll go and do a bit more in the field for now. Pity, I couldn’t have finished the marking today, but such is Life.’

‘Don’t moan, we had an interesting afternoon didn’t we?’

‘I suppose,’ Mike said a little more happily at the memory of their visitors. ‘I’m off then,’ Mike gave a little wave of goodbye to the children, whose faces were already stuffed full of cake, and headed for the door, but as his hand reached for the handle, Jan called.

‘Mike.’

‘Yeah.’

‘This old cooker isn’t getting hot.’

‘Is it switched on at the wall?’

‘Yes of course it is.’

‘Well I suppose it’s had it then. Huh, they must have known it was on the blink, that’s why they left it here,’ Mike lit yet another cigarette, frustrated at yet one more problem-and expense.

‘We’ll have to find our old camping cooker and hope we can find some gas for it as well. Could you be a love and look for it Mike, while I get things ready?’

‘Yeah, okay.’

‘And make that two hours, the camping cooker takes ages to cook anything.’

Another unusual and busy day came to a close and bedtime beckoned for Mike and Jan. It was a time of day that nearly always caused Jan a touch of anxiety. The bedroom was where she would be in close contact with Mike, which in turn brought her inner uncertainties into focus. She didn’t want to think about them-they would, she thought, never be resolved. And except on very rare occasions, she dreaded the idea of Mike wanting sex - she preferred to call it love making. It wasn’t that physically the act was a horror, he wasn’t rough or inconsiderate, quite the opposite in fact.

The problem was in Jan’s brain. She felt that she was performing and somehow being judged. She had a deep and caring concern – love, for Mike, which made her self generated anguish over her conflicting ideas about lovemaking all the more, well,confusing. Perhaps it was little wonder she was so perplexed. Brought up on a diet of romantic films and stories – the old Cinderella syndrome, in which girl meets Prince,fall in love, marry, and everyone lives happily ever after. And her misconception,always stronger after meeting someone slim, like Chris, that her own body was grossly imperfect further damped her interest in intimate physical contact.

Their everyday day life together and with the children was happy and friendly and it seemed to Jan, that sex was a threat to this. She sometimes worried that Mike, with his questioning ideas on love, sex and marriage would eventually leave her for another women. An idea which cut her to the quick, yet did nothing to change her nature. Complicated indeed. Because she didn’t see the point of sex with Mike unless she enjoyed it, got as much satisfaction as she did when pleasing and controlling her own fulfilment. She had once made a promise to herself that she would be a good wife and refrain from private activity, but promises to ones self are so very easy to break. True, since their ‘adventures’ Mike had learned something of her needs so she was free to stimulate and satisfy herself when love making with Mike. And he was quite happy about it. If she was content then so was he. But all too often she would think to herself what is the point of that; I can do that on my own. Why can’t I be normal, like other women?

Whatever confusion there was between them, to Mike, marriage, and love, meant sex. Isn’t that why they married, in case Jan got pregnant? In any event, people have many facets to their personalities and present themselves in different ways to different people, and in various situations. For all Jan knew Chris and Keith might also have less than perfect lives - and secrets…

‘God this bedroom is cold. What’s it going to be like in winter, Jan?’

‘Well, for the time being, until the alterations are done, we could get some cheap carpet and when I’ve got time I’ll make some curtains. That would make it a bit warmer,’ Jan suggested, as practical as ever.

‘Doesn’t seem much point in having curtains out here does it? There’s no one to look in anyway.

‘That’s true, and anyway, it’s nice seeing the stars when we’re in bed, instead of street lights.’

Mike was already in bed, and watching Jan undress. After many years of marriage he was still enthralled by those sensual and subtle feminine movements of hands and limbs as the coverings were removed. Or indeed when dressing, and he was always amused by the way in which she adjusted her breasts into a comfortable position when putting on her bra. It’s interesting to think that usually ones own body is, just a body, but to someone else it can be an object of allurement and pleasure. As he watched he recalled their unexpected visitors, especially Chris. She had brought back memories of those ‘adventures.’ Good God, they had only been here for five minutes and he was already thinking about possible play pals. Though in truth he doubted that either of them would ever want to get involved in that way again, it was too complicated, too dangerous. After all, it was only a couple of years ago they had nearly split up and he felt guilty about having such thoughts. But of course, people you meet become part of you-in your mind, in the memory, and intimate moments with others cannot easily be eradicated. Indeed why should they be?

‘Ooh, it’s a bit nippy,’ Jan shivered, slipping her nightdress over her head.

Once in bed Jan turned her back to Mike and he snuggled up to her, pushing his body against hers.

‘Why are you always so lovely and warm.’

‘It’s my manly body heat,’ Mike joked, fondling Jan’s breast through her nightclothes.

Jan was enjoying the warmth radiating from Mike and didn’t want to pull away. Instead, she wriggled her bottom against him, a signal that Mike knew. He eased the nightdress up to her waist, and his fingers began gently touching and exploring, his hardness growing awhile until, eventually, he entered that warm and sensual place, giving a low moan of pleasure as he did so. Jan liked this position; she could let him have his way and didn’t have to make any effort or pretence. He would be content, and she could, if she wanted to, satisfy herself at another time.

He was well muffled against the cool night air
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and as the light from the bedroom was extinguished he clambered down from his vantage point high up on the hedgerow bank, zipping up his trouser front as he did so. Carefully, and as quietly as a spiders whisper he crossed the silent yard and disappeared into the intense countryside darkness.

‘Right Mr Jones, that’s the first tunnel up, and we should have the others sorted by tonight.’

‘Great, I should get an early crop of lettuce planted before winter gets here, right I’ll leave you to it then. If you want a cup tea or anything come down to the house okay?’

‘Righto Mr Jones, thanks, we will.’

To save time Mike had ordered the first four poly tunnels before they had moved from town. He had chosen a company in Somerset, and opted to have them erected by them. It cost a bit more because the two workers had to be paid and stay somewhere overnight. Fortunately they had sorted that bit for themselves, which had been good news because Mike and Jan had nowhere in the house suitable. Anyhow, now that he had seen how the things were put together, Mike could erect the next batch on his own. But, at sixty-five feet long and fourteen feet wide, they were a huge intrusion on the landscape and he felt a bit guilty about spoiling the wildness of the place. But there was little he could do about it because they had to make a living. The much smaller propagating glasshouse, some forty feet long, was already up and stocked with the first batch of lettuce seedlings. But this house was made of wood and glass and blended into the country scene with ease. However getting the all the wooden frames and glass down the rough access track had been an enormous and tiring task. The delivery people had refused to attempt driving down to the yard and had left everything at the top of the track and driven off. So every single piece of wooden framework had to be carried by hand, including each large pane piece of glass, the sharp edges of which had lacerated Mike hands, and it had taken some time for his hands to recover.