Authors: Ethan Day
Tags: #MLR Press; ISBN 978-1-60820-237-9; Sequel to Sno Ho
through the bureau, looking for a pair of briefs. It was the only
other piece of furniture aside from the bed that fit into the cozy
bedroom. I always found it odd that the smaller bedroom was
the one with the attached bathroom. It was tiny a bath at that,
but considering they weren’t all the rage back in the thirties and
forties, I was happy there was one at all.
My queen sized bed appeared to be larger than it was. I had
one of those four poster beds with the mattress set that made it
look as though the bed had been jacked up. It was kind of an old-
timey style, had actually belonged to my uncle, who’d had quite
the exceptional relationship. I’d hoped it might one day perform
the same magic for me. Probably silly, I realized. But it had the
added benefit of being just the right height to be bent over and
fucked from behind. Don’t judge me…we all have different ideas
of what it means to be a good hostess.
My phone started to ring so I dashed around the bed and
snagged it up off the night stand. I’d barely gotten hello out
before I started laughing as Wade’s sister, Jackie, squealed in my
ear.
“I just talked to my brother, and I’m so excited,” Jackie said
in a hushed voice.
What a coincidence, I just talked to your brother and he had
me
all
excited
. “We must expose his secret powers at once!”
“Huh?” Jackie asked, confused since she was unable to hear
the running commentary going on in my head.
“Never mind, Jackie.” I shook my head at myself.
“Well, I can hardly stand it. I can’t believe you’ll be here for
good in a few short months.”
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I felt my jaw clench, irritated that Wade was still working the
angles, like he could manipulate the terms and conditions. “I’m
not so sure about that.” I grinned, liking the way defiance tasted
on my tongue when Jackie went silent.
Finally I heard her breath blowing softly into the phone.
“Please don’t tell me Wade imagined the whole thing?”
I sighed. “No—it’s just, well, I’m not sure I can deal. Being
tagged Uncle Butt Boy for the rest of my life?”
Jackie laughed, her voice quickly going back to a hushed
whisper. “I was under the impression it wasn’t all that far from
the truth.”
I took in a sharp breath. “Hey, I refuse to be pigeon-holed…”
“Only corn-holed. I get it.”
I laughed, hopping up onto my bed. “I’ll have you know my
range stretches far beyond mere ass-play.”
“Of that I have zero doubts.”
I positioned the phone between my shoulder and ear so I
could open the towel and slip on my briefs. “Why the hell are
you whispering?”
“I snuck down to the laundry room in an attempt to hide
from my Children of the Corn. Some days they just creep me
out, you know?”
I didn’t know, but it felt wrong to contradict her.
“I woke up to the four of them standing at the edge of my
bed watching me sleep, and I’ve been wigged ever since.”
I felt myself smiling, knowing full well she was being slightly
melodramatic for my benefit. Glancing down at my feet, which
were dangling several inches above the floor, I said, “Granted I’m
no expert, but aren’t kids supposed to fear their parents?”
“I’ve given up on that ever being a reality. I’ve switched to
guilt and telling them they’ll go to hell and burn into little crispies
if they don’t do what I tell them.”
“Oh my God!” I burst out laughing. “That’s terrible!”
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“It’s all I have left.” She hissed into the phone. “I used to
have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their
father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel
like they need the fat bastard!”
“I’m sure that’s not true,” I said, before remembering how
spoiled Wade was.
“No, seriously—one of them actually said,
What do we need
Santa for
?”
I lay back onto the bed, running my hand over my abs, which
were still slightly sore from all the crunches I’d done after my
run. “I think I’m going to enjoy having a sister.”
“Ah ha!” She gasped, cursing under her breath before dialing
it back down to a hushed whisper. “So you are planning on being
my big brother’s boy-bitch.”
“We have a deal, of sorts…”
“Shhh!” Jackie cut me off. “I think I heard something.”
I rolled my eyes, wondering why I had to be quiet. It wasn’t
like her litter could hear me. I sat up, practically jolted off the
bed as Jackie let out a blood curdling scream. I scrambled for
the phone, which I’d dropped when my entire body tensed in
reaction. I quickly placed it back up to my ear in time to hear the
chorus of voices all giggling as they yelled, “There you are!”
The line went dead and my mouth fell open. I started to
call her back, but thought better of it, feeling as though any
semblance of an adult conversation would now be impossible. I
paused for a brief moment, wondering for her safety, after that
whole,
Children of the Corn
reference. I rolled my eyes at having
gotten sucked in.
I turned and looked over at the clock. It was only about a
quarter till seven, but I was friggin’ exhausted. I decided it
couldn’t hurt to lie down for a quick nap, before calling Gabe
and my mother. I smiled, knowing full well I was merely trying
to avoid answering their slew of nosy questions, which would
inevitably end with me telling them all about Wade. I played with
the buttons on the side of my phone until I stumbled across
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the one that operated the volume of the ringer. I tapped it until
it said
silent,
and tried to make a mental note of which button
controlled that function.
I pushed the damp towel off the bed and onto the wood
floor and paused momentarily before relenting, sliding my fresh
pair of undies right back off. I tossed them as well, and yanked
down the blankets, crawling underneath. I grinned, letting out a
soft sigh as I curled up with the two pillows I’d placed together
and buttoned Wade’s stolen-from-the-laundry blue flannel shirt
around—it smelled so fucking awesome, and I felt all tingly from
my nipples down to my cock. I fumbled behind me until I found
my sleep mask on the night stand and slipped it on. I pressed my
face into Pillow-Wade, inhaling deeply, and felt my head get all
fuzzy as I drifted off to sleep.
q q q
“What the fuck?” My entire body went rigid, ripped out of
sleepy time by the loud bang of my bedroom door slamming
into the wall. I reached up, searching the room in a haze after
pushing my sleep mask up onto my forehead. My gaze settled
on the fuzzy form standing in the doorway. “Wade?” I asked, in
my husky morning voice, blinking until my eyes came into focus.
“Thanks for calling me yesterday to let me know you made
it home safely,” Gabe said in a none-too-happy tone. “And who
the fuck is Wade?”
I placed the palm of my hand to my chest, breathing steadily
in an attempt to get my heart rate down to normal. I turned to
the clock, seeing it was almost seven a.m. “You practically gave
me a heart attack, asshole.”
“Good!” Gabe folded his arms, his face all contorted with
angry lines running across his forehead. “Next time you’ll at least
pick up your god damn phone when I call you.”
I couldn’t believe I’d slept for almost twelve hours
.
I whipped
the blankets off me only to cover myself once Gabe pointed,
yelling “Boone boner!” and averted his eyes toward the ceiling.
He’d done that ever since we discovered exactly what a hard-on
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was.
“You’ve seen me naked before, Gabe,” I scolded, desperately
trying to force myself fully awake while thinking I could probably
handle another twelve hours after that week with Wade. “And
why is everyone suddenly so set on taking away sleepy time!”
“What the hell are you going on about?” Gabe asked, peeking
down at me again to see if it was once again a boner free viewing
zone. “And naked is one thing, fully engorged is quite another—
and who the hell is Wade?”
“A sleep deprivation conspiracy,” I grumbled. “All part of his
evil plan to get me weak and pliable, caving in to his…” I cringed
slightly, realizing Gabe hadn’t forgotten about that whole Wade
comment in all his anger. I ripped the blankets off again, flashing
my woody.
“Aw man…damn it, Boone.” His gaze flashed back up toward
the ceiling. “I’ll call and schedule my lobotomy now, thank you
very much.”
“Me and my big swollen Boone boner are getting out of bed,
now.” I smiled, seeing the slight panic rush over his face as he
took a step backward.
His voice cracked slightly and he reached up to adjust
his glasses. “And why in the name of hell do you have a blue
flannel shirt buttoned around that pillow? Good lord, it’s finally
happened, you’ve snapped and lost your mind.”
I hopped out of bed, feet thumping onto the cold wood floor.
I cursed, tossing the blankets over the pillows I’d dressed up in
Wade’s shirt—a good idea at the time, despite feeling somewhat
silly in retrospect.
“Please don’t tell me you’ve named the pillow Wade, having
made up some imaginary lumberjack boyfriend.” Gabe laughed.
“Well I suppose I could just grab hold of you Gabe, rip those
jeans down around your ankles and bend you over my bed?” I
took a few steps toward him, causing him to retreat further back
toward the door. “Fuck you with my big, hard Boone boner?”
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Gabe let out a low guttural sound, placing a hand over his
stomach, which was already making little creaking sounds of
protest. “Stop that! You’re like my brother, you sick-o pervert.”
I started laughing as I continued to advance on him, forcing
him back out into the hall after he backed into the door jam.
His eyes were still on the ceiling as I took hold of the door and
slammed it shut in his face.
“And you’d better have coffee if you know what’s good
for you!” I yelled. I held my ear up to the door, listening to his
muttering fade as he disappeared down the hallway. My erection
may have vanished, but torturing Gabe had put a spring in my
step as I headed for the toilet.
Gabriel De Luca had been my best friend for so long I was
no longer able to remember a time in my life when he wasn’t in
it. His mother, Roberta, had left New York City when he was
four, apparently the gun moll of a real life Mafioso, who’d been
murdered by a rival family.
I say gun moll because it sounded more dramatic than
the truth, which was that she was, in reality, the stereotypical
good little Catholic girl who’d married a low level hood. And
I don’t really know who killed his father or why. But I enjoyed
embellishing things and inserting them into Gabe’s family
mythology. Something Roberta never really appreciated about
me.
After the death of Gabe’s father she decided to leave the
city, in fact the entire state. But apparently not even that was far
enough, as she continued working her way across the country,
stopping only when she believed her own son would be safely
tucked away from the sins of the father.
To look at him now, it seemed near impossible that Gabe
could have ever wound up a gangster. Aside from the fact he
was gay, he was a bit of a nerd; kind of a cute one, but a nerd all
the same. The very same thick, black framed glasses that were
so trendy at the moment somehow managed to come off geeky
on him. But he had the most beautiful, light olive toned, model
perfect skin which was, and always had been, completely blemish
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free.
His hair was velvety black, and had an enticing sheen when
it caught the light. It was thick, wavy, and practically screamed,
Run your hands through me!
At only five-six, he was on the short
side, but when he looked up at you with his big brown eyes, you
melted. Unless he was doing it without glasses or contacts, then
he came off like a squinty eyed dork. Poor boy was blind as a
bat without them. Anything outside of a four or five foot radius
went all fuzzy on him.
We were Lady and the Tramp, minus that whole spaghetti
scene. His altar boy attitudes on sex and relationships were right
out of the stone ages. Gabe was old fashioned. He disapproved
of my
little adventures,
as he liked to call them. It was slightly
annoying as I never judged him for being a tight assed, priggish
Pollyanna. Well, okay—so maybe I judged him a teensy bit—but
he started it!
The thing that really got to me was that I believed he was
honestly jealous. Not of me or my appearance, necessarily, but
at some point during our senior year of high school I magically