Authors: Leo Sullivan
joke.
The car was quiet, like too many thoughts being churned out
at the same time. I did the woman thing, and began to clean the
mess up that we made. I got out of the car with bags of chicken
bones. Somehow I felt that Life could use the solace of being alone
with whatever it was that was troubling his mind. The old bat in
the camper rolled her eyes at me. As I approached the trashcan a
mangy dog sat about three feet away licking his chops like he had
been expecting me. I tore open the bag and threw him a bone. He
just cocked his head sideways like maybe he was debating if I
could be an undercover lady dogcatcher. As I walked back to the
car, I noticed the chill in the air. Night was falling, turning the sky
a beautiful shade of blue.
When I got back to the car, Life was inhaling deeply on a
Newport cigarette. I don’t know what white folks are putting in
them smokes, but I swear sometimes people look like they are
making a television commercial when they are inhaling them.
Normally I don’t let people smoke in my car, and I have been
cursed out a lot for that, considering how ragedy my car is but
there is always that one exception.
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Chapter Thr
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Chapter Thr
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Flirting with Death”
–
Hope –
After about two hours of driving we were just about two hours
outside of Tallahassee. I don’t know why ever ything always looks
so spooky on the highway at night when you are traveling across
the country.
I was listening to my tunes. Anita Baker was crooning about
sweet love and the heat felt good on my feet. The whole time Life
was quiet, the way men are when they have something on their
mind. I cannot stand an overly sensitive man, but I did kind of
want his conversation. He showed me nothing less of that of a
gentleman. I still was not sleeping on him.
Betty suddenly started to show her ass. The car lost power, the
lights dimmed and the motor cut off. Life slammed his hand into
my dashboard, like he had lost his damn mind, scaring the shit out
of me. The car coasted. I sat up in my seat, eyes bulging out of
their sockets. Life got out, slamming the door behind him. It was
so dark outside I could barely see my hand in front of my face, and
once again I was thankful I was not alone.
Life got back in the car and tried to start the motor. Nothing.
“
We are going to have to let the engine cool off,” he said, frus-
trated. Still, I was happy to have him with me. And then he added,
“
If that doesn’t work, we’ll just have to walk.”
“
Walk?” I repeated like I was just learning to speak English.
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After an hour my feet were cold and I sat balled up in the car
shaking. Occasionally, Life would dash out of the car and try to
wave down a car for help, flailing his arms. After a while I was
beginning to think it was a waste of energy. A Black man at 10
o’clock at night, waving at cars, must have looked like a robbery
about to happen to white folks. I knew one thing for sure, every
time he opened the door, he let out the little warm air our bodies
produced. My feet felt like icicles.
“
I’m cold,” I said more to myself, as I changed positions from
one side of my buttocks to the other. “My feet are freezing.” I was
trying to give him a hint to keep the other door closed.
“
Give them here,” he said as he rubbed his hands together.
“
What?”
“
Give me your feet.”
I lingered on that thought a moment or two. I thought it was
a cute gesture, but it would be inappropriate with this brotha,
besides my ashy feet looked like I had been kickboxing with Bruce
Lee. To my utter surprise, this man reached over and grabbed my
feet. I figured what the hell, so I let him. He placed my feet on his
lap removing my sandals. His big hands were so gentle and warm,
they felt like hot butter caressing my skin. Skillfully he r ubbed the
arch of my foot carefully placing pressure at all the right points.
The feeling was completely tantalizing. I moaned out loud. I
swear to God it felt like he was massaging my clitoris. I closed my
eyes, “hmmmm yeah.” I went to thinking that this is feeling too
damn good, too intimate. I wiggled my toes.
“
Ok therapy man, where did you learn that?” I asked playful-
ly. He stopped and placed my feet under his shirt. This man was
really trying to keep my feet warm.
“
My stepmother, Brenda. She raised me after my mother died.
She taught me a lot.”
I learned there is always a Black woman in a man’s life some-
where at some time, even if it is only her prayers, and from the
smoldering look in Life’s eyes, I could tell this was the woman.
I wiggled my feet on his washboard abs. His belly rumbled in
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an attempt to suppress a laugh. I had to admit, homeboy got
major points for being a complete gentleman. Once again though,
I had the feeling he was treating me like his little sister, not a
woman. That was cool with me. After all, he was a thug.
We both fell asleep to the murmur of crickets and an occa-
sional passing car, the sounds of the night.
I awoke with a startle to the cataclysmic sound of what I
thought was an earthquake. I couldn’t get my bearings straight.
Lights blared in my face and the police had the car surrounded.
Someone was pounding on my window so hard I was sure they
would break it. This was it. My stupidity had caught up with me.
Everything I gained would be lost. Here I was about to go to
prison and possibly get shot in the process.
Oh-lawd!
I thought. I
had a loaded gun under the seat.
I watched as Life rolled down the window in what looked like
slow surreal motion. A gun was pointed at his head. On my side,
I could see little beady eyes staring at me. A face smeared the win-
dow with breaths of sinister fog, as a bright light continued to
shine in my face. I was shaking so bad I did not know what to do.
I heard a formidable voice bark out in a southern drawl.
“
Boy, wha ya think ya doing herah?”
I could smell the faint scent of alcohol. I knew at that moment
that something was drastically wrong! I peered out of my passen-
ger window. There were now two pairs of eyes, fiendishly staring
back at me.
“
Jimbo, derra niggrus in dis herah car,” the ominous voice
announced.
The faces on my side of the car hooted in a kind of laughter
that wasn’t filled with the pleasure of kindness. It made my flesh
crawl. I realized then that they couldn’t be the police. This was
worse, much worse!
“
Boy, yea know yous in Steam Hatch,” the redneck said, press-
ing the gun against Life’s temple. It was then that my vision
cleared and my brain snapped into overdrive. The lights that I
mistook for police lights were actually shinning from a large four-
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wheel truck that looked like it was two stories high. Its fog lights
shined bright like the morning sun.
Oh God! I felt Life’s hand trying to reach underneath my seat
for the gun. I was paralyzed with fear.
“
Boy, wha yea doin?”
“
N-N-N-Nothing sir,” Life stammered.
“
Place yo hands where I can see ‘em!”
“
Elmo, go to dah truck and get dah rope and crowbar, we’s
fixin to hav-ow-selfs some fun.”
I felt Life nudging me to pass him the gun. I did what white
people usually do in them scary movies, stand motionless when
they were in danger. I literally just sat there unable to move while
the white man had that gun to Life’s head.
“
Hope! Hope! Hope!” Life whispered my name like sips of a
dying man’s last breath. Lawd have mercy, I was afraid to move.
The car door flung open and a malodorous smell of unwashed
bodies and whisky filled the air. A glumy face with rotten teeth
and manes of dirty blond hair and blue eyes stared at me with the
look of the devil. The other face was hulkish, with a large bulbous
nose and a shaggy beard. Their lupine laughter echoed in the night
like crazed hyenas on a frenzy for the hunt about to kill. A white
man’s sport.
“
You sho’ll is purdy,” the white man with the blond hair said
as he tried to caress my hair. I moved my head.
“
Elmo, lookahera. She’s a purdy black gurl. Nah all we wanna
do missy is tie ya’ll up and have ourselves a lil fun,” he snickered
and scratched his privates.
Life’s hand was under the seat now and I really thought he was
going to be foolish and grab the gun.
“
Put yo hands up and get out da car. Jumbo, tie the gurl up
first.”
“
Hold up! I have money. Lots of it, just don’t hurt the girl.”
“
Huh?” The gunman peered closer to Life as if he were exam-
ining some fine specimen of a nigger. The word money had his
attention.
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As I looked on, to my horror in what looked like blazing
speed, Life grabbed the gun. A tussle ensued and the gun fired. I
screamed, shattering the lull of the night. Life hung onto the old
man with a death grip. The old white man must have been as
strong as a bear, because he pulled Life through the window like
he was a little rag doll. The other two men ran to the other side of
the car to help their partner. Vaguely, I thought I heard Life yell
for me to get the gun, but I was scared to death. I couldn’t move.
Though blinded by the high beam lights, I watched the sil-
houette of bodies ensconced in the throes of death’s struggle, as
Life Thugstin fought for his life. The other two men were now
pummeling him with blows and somehow, amazingly with the
brute strength of determination, he held on to the gun. I watched
as one of the white men drew back hitting Life with an iron crow-
bar. He cried out in pain. To me, at that moment, at that time, his
cries sounded like the vociferous shrieks of a million dying Black
men being tortured. They were going to kill Life, just as sure as I
sat there in the car doing nothing, just as sure as the moon and the
stars would bear witness once again to the senseless atrocities
waged against a human life.
In the torrid passion of insurmountable fears, something
loomed in me that I have never felt before, it seized my body,
pushing me forward. Rage! The kind of rage that made me lash
out without caring. I grabbed the gun from inside the glove com-
partment. It was heavy. I staggered out of the car into the dreary
night. Something possessed me. The white man that tried to