Lost Angeles (64 page)

Matty grins at me. He’s young and dumb, barely fifty in actual years, just about twenty-five by vamp time. Dark hair and a pretty face, he’s the latest edition to our demented family unit. God only knows where Roman dug him up. Or
why
, really. He’s not exactly the paragon of success that the rest of us turned out to be. Hell, I’m no winner in the humanities department, but Matty, well, I don’t think I’ve seen him be a winner at a single thing in nearly three decades of knowing his stupid ass.

“Just a thought,” he says, “but maybe if you quit fuckin’ ’em, they’ll quit buyin’ ’em?”

“Hey,” I say, pulling us both up short. “I never turn down free pussy, and I never met a bitch I wouldn’t bang at least once.”

And at least one that I’ve
only
banged once.

“Then quit’cher’bitchin’ man,” Matty tells me, matter-of-fact for such a little shithead. “I wish someone would buy me a hooker for my birthday.”

I grin and say, “I bought you a hooker last year, remember?”

The look Matty gives me is sour. “That might have been a hooker, but it was also a dude in women’s clothes.”

“She was still hot, and you need to learn to diversify your
assets
,” I say, but I’m not paying much attention to him anymore. Scanning the crowd, I’m looking-without-looking for the one damn thing that I’m determined to find. It’s easy enough to pick her out, because that head of
red
stands in pretty heavy contrast to the mostly-monotone of everyone and everything else. She’s propped up against the bar by herself; for some reason, that aloneness tickles a piece of satisfaction inside me. Doesn’t matter, don’t care, she’s free to do what she wants, free to do
who
she wants, so long as she shows up for the Friday parties. “You can have mine, if you want. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.”

Except when I cut a glance over at Matty, that little fucker is staring at the same bit of
red
. As soon as he feels my eyes on him, though, he’s smart enough to clear his throat, avert his gaze, and offer up, “Both of them?”

“Both of what?”

“The women they bought you,” he says. “You said I could have ’em.”

“They bought me
two?
” I’m actually a little incredulous now. It’s not like I don’t have my own stable of females, women at my beck and call twenty-four-seven. I don’t really
need
more, except that it’s become something of a tradition, I guess.

“Yeah,” Matty jerks his chin in the direction of the brightly-clad birds leaned up against the bar. These two, they
look
like hookers, and I start thanking every god whose name I know that I am completely immune to STDs. “So, you takin’ ’em home or what?”

I consider the pair for a second, and that’s apparently a second longer than the extent of Matty’s patience. He stares up at me expectantly, tapping his fingers against his thigh through a pair of dark, fade-wash jeans, fidgeting for all he’s worth.

“Yeah, I guess,” I tell him, although the phrase lacks all the requisite enthusiasm. Seriously, I like to pick my own pussy, but if I reject a gift, someone’s gonna be butt-hurt in the morning. Leaving the hoes for later, I turn my attention to the bros at hand. “Oy, you seen Cas?”

“Yeah,” Matty says, nodding at a table near the railing before he adds, “he’s over there.”

“Of course he is,” I say, because in typical Caspian Declan fashion, he’s isolated himself from everyone else at the party. Here, but not here. Present, but apart. Sitting alone, staring down at the stage like the answers to life are to be found in Xaine’s whiney emo-boy lyrics.

Yeah, when hell freezes over.

“Yo, Declan.” I raise my voice enough to be heard above the general din. The sandy-blond head turns slowly at the sound of his name, one eyebrow raised in question. There’s no definable expression on his face, just the usual vague boredom. “Life of the party as always, I see.”

I’m already moving toward him, pulling the glossy sheaf of bound papers from my back pocket. It’s been rolled into a tube, so when it hits the table with a
slap
, it doesn’t quite lay flat. But it’s easy to read the title and the topic. Easy to see Xaine’s idiot face grinning a fangy grin from the shiny cover.

Sexiest Man Alive.

“Number two again.” I slide onto the nearest chair, straddling it and propping my forearms on the table’s edge so my piece doesn’t dig into my back. “Everyone loves a rock star, mate. Don’t feel bad, though. You can have one of my hookers if you want.”

Cas gives the tiniest, most aristocratic snort a man can manage. “Two this year?” he says in that dry British drawl of his. “Well, that’s impressive. Your friends, they seem to swing at opposites. This year, it’s two jaded harlots. Last year, it was one barely-legal virgin.”

My gaze flickers sideways again, seeking and finding that bobbing head of too-red curls. It’s the quickest glance, but Caspian Declan doesn’t miss a single thing, ever, so I know he caught it. There’s the barest pull at the corner of his lips; to anyone else, it would look like the beginning of a snarl, but I know him better than that.

“You forgot about the midget three years back,” I remind him, then add, “She was really fucking tight. And she made my dick look
huge.
I swear I looked like goddamn Godzilla next to her pussy.”

Cas just raises a heavy crystal glass to his lips and offers a slight nod over the rim. “Charming, Patrick, as always.”

There’s a second glass on the table, seemingly untouched. It’s sitting right in front of me and the scent of really expensive Scotch is wafting up in subtle, smoky waves. I stare at the cup for a second, tapping my foot against the floor and scanning the immediate area for clues: no lipstick ring, no stray red hairs, no tacky perfume, no nothing.

At least he didn’t fall off the wagon.

“You gotta hot date?” I say. “’Cause whoever was sitting in
my
chair left behind a comfy-warm ass divot.”

“Not that it’s any of your business, Goldilocks,” Cas tells me, his face a mask of cool indifference, “but yes, there was a woman sitting in
your
chair.”

“And she didn’t stay? Wow, mate, you are such a desperate loser.” I grin at him, mostly because we both know that of the two of us, Caspian Declan is most definitely
not
the loser. In fact, as far as the game of life goes, I’m not sure he’s ever lost at anything.

“She wasn’t my type,” Cas says.

“Yeah, I forgot you like ’em well broken in,” I say. “And while we’re on the subject—”

“No.”

“You haven’t even heard what I’m gonna say!” It comes out a little petulant.

“You’re going to ask me again for a blood sample from Mireille,” he says dryly. “We’ve been through this.”

“But you don’t even know what it could
do
,” I shoot back. “Look what we did with the other samples. Made millions from one little serum.”

“Reille’s not like the other donor. She’s—” He pauses, thinking, and I lean in close to wait for the answer, but he just finishes with, “volatile.”

True enough.

“Fine,” I say, huffing out a sigh. I don’t like to lie to Cas, but I’ve got the sample already, and I don’t actually need his permission to do what I plan to do with it. “I’ll leave her alone.”

And I will, because it’s a
fait accompli
as far as I’m concerned, and I have zero desire to lay one more finger on Caspian Declan’s skank of choice.

Cas doesn’t answer, just brings the glass to his lips again and turns his face toward the stage. Xaine’s down there with his newest plaything, a blonde I vaguely recognize from a grainy dossier picture that Cas showed me earlier this year. It takes less than a second for me to bring all the pieces together, my eyes flashing back and forth between my best mate to the girl onstage.

“That’s her, innit?” I say. Cas doesn’t look at me, just gives a nod and drawing in a deep breath that he releases slowly. “Well, that’s just perfect. Does X know?”

“No,” Cas says, his voice a grim monotone. “Not yet.”

The threat is there, though. The unspoken knowledge that if Xaine crosses the line, action will be taken. I would almost feel bad for the guy, except that he’s such a fucking twatwaffle that it’s hard to dig up much in the way of soft feelings for the oldest of Roman’s progeny.

“Do you think he’s cracked her seal yet?”

“Knowing Xaine the way I know Xaine,” Cas says, his countenance clouding over, “he probably didn’t even make it one night before he ‘cracked her seal.’”

“D’ye think he noticed?” I have to ask. “Y’know… that she’s different?”

Cas snorts. “Knowing Xaine the way I know Xaine—”

He repeats the phrase, but cuts off at the end, leaving silence hanging in its own wake. The implication remains, and we both know the truth of it: the Sexiest Man Alive might be the cock of the walk, but he’s still a narcissistic arsehole of the first order. Has been for four hundred years. The one and only time I ever saw him notice anything outside his own vice and desire was…

Elizabeth
.

And I’m pretty sure that where X was concerned, she
was
vice and desire.

“What about the Legacy goons?” I ask, because anything is more cheerful than Cas, Xaine, and their two-hundred-year-old feud. “You heard from them yet?”

Cas’s tiger eyes peel themselves away from the stage, scouring me from head to toe with the sort of slow appraisal one might get from an actual jungle cat. It’s a long moment before he even deigns to answer, and then he only says, “Yes, but thankfully not in regard to Ms. Chase.”

“And?”

“They have no leverage. Nothing that I want. Nothing they can use against me. I have no family that they’re aware of, and my only friends are also on the list of desirables. They wouldn’t destroy you to recruit me. Wouldn’t destroy me to recruit Roman. They want the full set, Patrick: wisdom, money, power, and fame.”

“Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch?” I say, then add, “And just in case you were wondering, I’m the testicles.”

“No doubt,” he says, wry as anything.

“What does the Legacy want from you? What are they trying to get?”

Stone cold, those deadly amber irises focus on my face. “I suspect that they’d very much like me to spearhead their political campaign. At least, that’s the impression I got. There’s also my research. I’m days away from achieving FDA approval for the PL-220. Once that happens, it’s worth at least a cool billion to anyone who owns the rights. Not only that, but Declan Corporation owns half the world in one way or another. If they had me, they’d have a foothold everywhere. Allies across every continent. Have they come to you yet?”

“Yeah,” I say, then hesitate for a second, because one face flashes through my mind. One and only one, but it’s the first person my brain reaches for when I start flipping through the mental Rolodex of Leverage. “Same deal. They’ve got nothin’ on me. Found out real quick that I’m not sympathetic to their cause, gave up real quick when they realized they couldn’t coerce me into cooperating. They can meddle in my business affairs, but that would be bloody, fucking stupid. Outing me to the gen pop wouldn’t be in their best interests, either. He who controls the spice, and whatnot.” I tilt back in the chair a bit, cocking my head toward the table on my left, which is littered with narcotic paraphernalia. “Pretty sure they want the rundown on my biz. Every time Sebastard Winters turns up, he’s sniffin’ around the Tranq, asking a fuckton of questions, making jokes about the Colonel’s Secret Recipe. He’s about as subtle as my foot up his arse is gonna be, if he doesn’t fuckin’ chill.”

I mean, I get it. My stuff is hot stuff, streaking through the doll scene quick as a whip, leaving nothing but happy customers and empty grocery shelves in its wake. It’s the bathtub-gin version of the drug Cas is slowly but surely scooting through the FDA; a crystal-clear, super-concentrated, platelet-based pre-bite serum for humans that’s completely, one hundred percent harmless. It takes the edge off the blood-hunger for the vamps and mellows the mortals out faster than Vicodin, Percs, or good ol’ fashioned ganja. It metabolizes out of the system slick as a whistle, though the humans end up with a raging hard-on for pancakes the morning after. Best part of the whole deal? It’s completely mine. I developed the goddamn thing in my lab down south,
way
south, distilled straight-up from the blood sample Cas passed off to me about a year back.

“Word on the street is that he’s been trying to cook up his own version, but Sebastard is no chemist,” I say. “Or biologist.”

“Unless he knows what to test for,” Cas says, “he’s never going to puzzle it through, but I’d be on the lookout for an imitation nonetheless. Hopefully he won’t kill anyone with whatever cocktail he mixes up. Heaven help us if he manages to figure anything out.”

Which is, frankly, all the more reason to take a closer look at the forbidden fruit in my pocket.

“So, for now it’s an impasse,” Cas adds, “but how long do you think that’s going to last?”

“Forever,” I say with no little confidence. “Don’t rock the boat, and things’ll stay as they are.”

Cas nods his head in the direction of the stage but doesn’t bother to take his eyes off me. “And what exactly, do you call
that
?”

I shift my attention outward, downward, leaning heavily against the chair back as my ears catch on the music. Below me, past the flashing gel lamps and bobbing sea of bodies, there’s a perfect tableau of dark and light: Xaine and Lourdes Chase. It’s all old news and new news, history versus youthful optimism, ennui and anticipation. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the sort of emotion out of Xaine that he’s displaying now. There’s something there, something more than just blood and fucking, although I have no doubt there’s plenty of that in the mix as well.

“That’s Elizabeth’s song,” Cas’s voice pulls me back. I turn my eyes toward him, but he’s not looking at me, he’s looking at
them.
“He wrote it for her. It’s like some part of Xaine just knows. Some pathological, subconscious piece—”

“The Sexiest Man Alive piece.” I glance at the magazine on the table between us. “Take what he wants when he wants it and exactly how he wants it, which is usually one of each.” I hesitate a second before adding, “You know he bounced Matty out of here on his ass for running Legacy money through the European clubs.”