Read Lycan on the Edge: Broken Heart Book 13 Online
Authors: Michele Bardsley
rather stare at the ground, anyway, because the
other option was to stare at her breasts as gravity
slowly squeezed them out of her bikini top.
If only she could shift. But going werewolf
now
would
only
complicate
the
already
complicated mess of hanging upside down from the
ten-foot ladder. She’d gotten on the step with the
printed warning “Do Not Stand On This Step.”
She’d fallen backward. The ropes wrapped around
her ankles and suspended her above a particularly
nasty mud hole.
Since all the blood had rushed to her head, she
no longer felt the pain in her rope-entangled feet.
She sighed. The low breath skimmed down her
heated face, and she got a whiff her mint
toothpaste. Oh good. At least she’d have decent
breath when she died of embarrassment. They
could eulogize her with, “Sure she died with her
breasts exposed and resting on her chin, but at least
she didn’t have halitosis.”
How difficult was it to paint shutters?
Seriously. Could she do nothing that didn’t end
with her being maimed? When she’d tied the ropes
around the paint cans and looped them over the
ladder’s tray, she raised and lowered them several
times to make sure she wasn’t, as Nana constantly
harangued her, “overdoing it.”
Werewolf strength
—I has it.
Sometimes. She hated the muscle
spasms that took her breath and her movement. Oh
yeah, and she couldn’t forget about the occasional
blackouts that stole her memories.
Deal with it, Sophie. This is your life now.
Thanks to the isolated location of their
Victorian house, help was not within shouting
distance. In Broken Heart, no one could hear you
scream. At least no one in the vampire seniors
nudist colony, which was ten miles up the road.
Come to think of it, she would prefer not to be
rescued by the wrinkly, naked undead.
Where the heck was her grandmother? How
long did it take to pick up a few groceries? Sophie
groaned. She’d been trapped on this stupid ladder
for…
Hours?
Days?
Aeons?
She turned her wrist over and read the upside-
down digital display.
Five minutes.
Her left breast shifted, threatening to expose
her nipple. She tucked the errant boob back inside,
wondering if she dared to untie and re-tie her
bathing suit top. It needed to be tightened if she
hoped to keep covered. Her gaze flitted around the
side yard. The bushes beside the ladder concealed
most of her, and since they lived on the road to
nowhere, she had no fear of being seen by passing
motorists. Or werewolves.
Wouldn’t her friends just die? They would
never let her forget.
Goddess, please kill me now.
Her face felt swollen and tight with rushing
blood. Her pulse hammered in her ears blocking
out all the normal farm noises she normally heard,
and her nose was stuffy too boot. On top of those
annoyances, her right breast crept toward freedom.
Frustration shot through her. “All right. That’s
it!”
Damned if she was going to be found hanging
upside-down with her breasts dangling from her
bikini
top
like
discarded
Christmas-tree
ornaments. Sophie reached behind her back and
fumbled with the string. All she had to do was
tighten it. Maybe she could just pull the loops—
The string loosened and released. The top
swung off and dangled from her neck.
A string of curses erupted from her as she
grabbed the top and pushed it against her
uncooperative bosom. She couldn’t get her boobs
into position and re-tie the top. She pressed the
material, her arms against her chest, and closed her
eyes in despair.
“Werewolf yoga?”
The deep, masculine voice startled Sophie.
Her eyes flew open. Damn it! She’d been so
focused on the bikini tops, her boobs, her swollen,
stuffy head, she hadn’t heard the man. Now, she
found herself staring at a jean-clad crotch. He was
too close for her to get a good angle to see his face
without face-planting into his groin.
She tried to wriggle away, but swayed
forward, bumping into the the stranger’s family
jewels.
The man jumped back, missing the water-filled
hole by scant inches.
Mortification scorched her cheeks.
I’m half-
naked, upside down, and now I’ve informally met
some random dude’s genitals.
The jeans moved forward. Her gaze riveted to
the glinting steel button. Crap. The crotch was
returning.
“Stay away!”
The man retreated. He hunkered down, his
warm brown eyes holding an expression of
concern. Wow. He was gorgeous—like Brad-Pitt-
and-Keanu-Reeves-had-a-baby gorgeous. Wavy
brown hair framed his chiseled cheekbones. “Are
you okay?” he asked.
“Peachy,” she said. Hmm. This close, even
with a stuffed up nose, she smelled wet earth and
pine—scents associated with werewolves. He was
shifter, but she knew all the shifters in Broken
Heart. Hell, everyone knew everyone in the small
Oklahoma town. “Who the hell are you?”
“I’m Trent. You must be Sophie.”
“You a psychic?”
“Nope. Handyman. Virginia offered me the
garage apartment in exchange for fixing up the
house.”
Her grandmother hired someone to help with
repairs?
What am I? Chopped liver?
Trent frowned. No, smiled. Sophie bent her
neck, getting a sideways view of his face instead
of an upside-down one. Technically, he’d done
nothing threatening. It wasn’t his fault his bulge
was eye level with her or that she was a klutz.
Sweat dripped from her brow as her body
protested its unnatural position. Her arms had lost
sensation, and her breasts had already jumped out
and yelled, “Howdy!”
“I’ll get you untangled.”
“Oh.” She swallowed heavily. “My bikini top,
uh, came loose.”
“I see.”
“You do? Oh my God!” She looked at her
chest, but her arms still provided sufficient cover.
“No, no. I don’t see your—I can’t see anything.
I meant I understood.” He looked away, and then
returned his gaze to hers. His eyes were dark
brown, reminding her of her favorite chocolate
truffles. They held an indecipherable emotion in
check. She suspected he found some humor in the
situation, and she felt grateful he hadn’t laughed.
“Do you want me to help you tie your bathing suit
top?”
Her expression must have revealed her answer
because before she could blurt out
Hell no!
, he
stood and took off his white T-shirt. He squatted
again then pushed the shirt over her head, gently
tugging her ponytail through. “Do you think you can
get your arms through it?”
She nodded, her mouth dry. Hot damn, his abs
were the epitome of washboard. She cursed her
nipples for picking that moment to poke her
forearms. It was as if they’d never seen a cute guy
before. Ugh.
“I’ll go away.” He put his hands on his hips,
his pecs contracting with the movement. A small
smile tugged at the corner of his mouth when he
caught her looking. He was smart enough to keep
any comments to himself. Instead, he nodded. “Yell
when you’re ready.”
Sophie waited for him disappear around the
corner of the house. Jesus, the view was just as
good from behind. Hurriedly, she put on the shirt
and tugged it over her stomach. Her arms felt achy
and tingly, but she held onto the bottom seam for
dear life. “Okay!”
He jogged back to her and grabbed the end of
the shirt. “I’ll tie it in a knot. It should hold until I
free you.” His hands covered hers, and suddenly,
the cold tingles pricking her fingers heated. “Your
arms must feel like they’re going to fall out of their
sockets.”
She nodded and reluctantly let go of the shirt.
As he tied a tight, efficient knot, his knuckles
brushed her abdomen. Her muscles tensed. When
he stepped back to survey the ladder, she released
a breath she hadn’t known she’d been holding.
Trent shook his head. “How did you manage to
get the ladder between the holly bushes,” he
pointed to the puddle, “this swamp and the house?”
“I’m very talented,” she grumbled. “Do what
you have to, but do it quickly because I can’t feel
my feet anymore.”
“Wrap your arms around me and hang on so
you don’t fall when I get you loose. I’ll hold onto
your legs and lower you to the ground.”
Humiliation flooded her as Trent stood and
reached for her feet. Her breasts pressed against
his flat stomach as she tucked her face between his
legs. She hugged his muscular thighs and tried not
think about the man’s anatomy, in particular, the
part located under her chin.
Sophie felt his grip around her knees as he
tugged on the ropes. Next, his warm palm slid
between her thighs. The ropes loosened, and her
knees connected with his shoulders as her feet
were freed. He tilted, his sneakered feet
scrambling for purchase on the wet grass. His grip
on her legs tightened, and Sophie had no choice but
to hold on for dear life as they both tumbled into
the puddle.
Sophie spluttered as gritty water showered her
face and filled her mouth. Since she’d landed on
top, she had the advantage. She turned around and
plunked herself squarely on Trent’s chest with
enough force to expel whatever air he had left in
his lungs. A pair of brown eyes blinked at her as he
tried to draw in a breath.
Sophie put her hand against his throat, pressing
against his windpipe.
“I surrender,” he gasped out, holding up his
hands. He grinned, his teeth flashing white. His
stomach muscles flexed under her rear end, and
Sophie realized he was allowing her to sit on his
chest and bully him.
The realization came too late. Before Sophie
could scramble off, he grabbed her wrists and
flipped her to her back into the puddle. Muddy
water dripped from his dark hair and onto her face.
Her werewolf surfaced and began to growl.
“Whoa.” His eyes held a teasing glint, and his
body was relaxed, not rigid with tension or intent
to harm. Well, so now what? Sophie considered
her options. She could knee him, she supposed.
She flexed her fingers, noting that his hands only
lightly held her wrists.
For a long moment, they stared at each other,
panting heavily. A woodsy scent—his cologne
mixed with pure alpha wolf—filtered into her
senses. Wow. He smelled really good. Her human
side and her wolf side were both in agreement—
Trent was a fine specimen.
“Sophie!” Nana’s voice trilled. “I see you’ve
met Trent.”
The man rolled off Sophie. She balanced on
her elbows and narrowed her gaze at her crafty,
sneaky, unapologetically nosey grandmother.
Nana smiled brightly. “Trent, er, Mr. Clayton is
my new handyman. I hired him yesterday. He’s
going to help us with the house.”
“And you didn’t tell me?” accused Sophie.
“I forgot, dear. I’m old.” Nana’s gaze
transferred from Sophie to the ladder. “What were
you doing?”
“Painting the shutters,” answered Sophie. She
glanced at Trent, who was trying to wipe the mud
off his arms and out of his hair. The curly brown
hair on his chest narrowed down his muscular
stomach, the silky line of hair disappearing into his
jeans. Tan, muscled, and good-looking. She looked
at her grandmother and frowned. Suspicion crept
through Sophie like a cautious spider.
“Where did you find Trent?”
“Queen Patsy recommended him.”
“You consulted with the vampire queen about a
handyman?” Sophie eyed Trent, who shrugged.
“Seriously?”
Nana
tsked tsked
, then made shooing motions
at Sophie. “Take a shower, young lady. Trent, you
need one, too. Go on, now, both of you!”