Mama Sees Stars: A Mace Bauer Mystery (2 page)

Mama clutched at my
arm. “Great Uncle Elmer’s Ghost, Mace! You will not believe who is swaggering our way.’’

I turned. Greg Tilton strutted toward us, a bit shorter-seeming in person than on screen, but with those same broad shoulders and that devilish grin that had caused a million women to swoon.

Mama and I hurriedly shifted our positions in front of Norman’s body. We stood shoulder to shoulder, staring at Tilton. He raised a hand in greeting, every bit the red-carpet Hollywood star acknowledging his fans.

As he came closer, Mama elbowed me to speak. “I’m afraid Norman Sydney’s had some kind of accident, Mr. Tilton.’’ I pointed at the body hanging over the fence about twenty-five feet behind us.

Tilton’s eyes widened. Confusion and realization held a race across his features. Then, he jumped into action. Before I could stop him, he rushed to the fence and hefted the body onto his shoulders. We ran right behind him.

“What happened?’’ he asked, not even out of breath.

“We were returning the horse to the corral, and saw the body as soon as we got close. I don’t think you should move him, though. I already checked him over, and the cops will want to see where he was left.’’

He ignored me, going down to one knee and lowering the body gently to the ground. He knelt with his ear close to Norman’s mouth in the classic CPR pose: looking, listening, and waiting to feel on his own cheek any evidence of breath. Within seconds, Tilton moved on to chest compressions.

“I’m experienced in medical emergencies from my job at the county nature park,’’ I said. “I already examined him. He has no pulse. He’s dead.’’

He kept counting, one hundred presses in a minute.

“Plus, that’s a lot of blood on the ground. And, he has what looks like a gunshot wound to the back of his head.’’

His counting tapered off. Gingerly, he turned Norman’s head to one side. His hand came away coated in gore. Finally, he seemed to absorb the fact the man was beyond his help. This wasn’t a movie. Tilton wiped his hands on his jeans and got up from his knees, looking shaken.

“I’m sorry.’’ Mama’s voice was soft. “Was he a good friend of yours?’’

Tilton tore his gaze away from the body. Sincerity and sadness beamed at us from those famous blue eyes. “Honestly? No,’’ he said. “We weren’t friends at all. But I respected him. With all his faults, he was a good businessman and a great producer.”

All three of us regarded the mortal remains of Norman Sydney, stretched out on the ground.

“We should probably go wait for the authorities where they’ll see us, on the other side of the corral. I wish you’d listened to me about moving him.’’ I began herding them away from the body. “The cops are going to be madder than wasps with a sprayed nest.’’

I was thinking of one cop in particular.

“You’re right. I shouldn’t have touched him. It was instinct, but it was stupid.”

Mama tilted her head at him. I was surprised, too. I didn’t expect such a macho movie star to admit fault so easily.

As we walked away, he rubbed a hand across his square jaw. His eyes got a far-away look. “One of my many foster fathers had a heart attack. They’d just taught us CPR in junior high, and I actually managed to save the guy. Guess I thought I could perform a miracle again.’’

I thought of my own father’s fatal heart attack. “That must have felt good, to be able to save a man’s life.’’

He shrugged, leaned against the fence on the opposite side of the corral from where the body had been. “It didn’t win me any points, with that dad or any of the others.’’

I got a glimpse of the sad boy he must have been, before the movie career, before superstardom, before he was Greg Tilton, Action Hero. It almost made me forgive him for acting so rashly.

Almost.

“How come you happened to be all the way over here by the corral?’’ I asked.

My voice must have carried a suspicious tone, because he stopped walking and narrowed his eyes at me.

Mama piped up, “Mace is not normally rude … well, at least not that rude. She’s just gotten awful curious about what appear to be coincidences whenever we find a body.’’

His eyes took in Mama—perfectly coiffed hair, lips gleaming with Apricot Ice, hues of orange sherbet from the polish on her sandaled toes to the clip-on baubles on her ears.

“Find a lot of bodies, do you?’’ He gave us the Tilton smirk.

“It’s been a bad couple of years in Himmarshee,’’ I said.

“Well, I came out here to find the corral because I love horses. Ever since I played …’

“… the young gunslinger with a good heart in that Clint Eastwood Western,’’ Mama interrupted excitedly. “It was your break-out role.’’

I looked at her like she’d been replaced by an alien.

“What?’’ she asked. “You’re not the only one who can find out things on the Wide World of the Web. Your little sister Marty helped me research the cast.
BTW
, she’s a lot more patient on the computer than you are, Mace.’’

BTW
? “Who are you?’’

Tilton held up his hands. “What I was going to say, if you’d give me the chance, is that whenever I’m doing a movie that involves riding, I like to get a look at the horses as early as I can.’’

I might have followed that up with another question, but Mama suddenly clutched at her chest and pointed behind me. Only a rare sight would leave her speechless. I turned to see what it was.

“I knew I’d find you out here making friends with the horses, Greg.’’

Even if I wasn’t staring into her famous face, I’d have known that laugh anywhere. It contained the promise of fun, sex, and mystery, all rolled into one musical sound. Kelly Conover.

Tilton grabbed her by the shoulders, trying to shield her from the body. “Don’t look over there, Kelly.’’

She frowned, deepening some tiny lines that Botox must have missed. She was still a stunning woman. But everybody knows the camera is cruel to aging actresses.

“What’s wrong?’’ She shook off his hands and pushed past him, showing a surprising strength in her well-toned arms.

“It’s our producer.’’ Tilton followed her, and we followed him. “Looks like he was shot.’’

When she reached the body, Kelly stood and stared for a long moment. She didn’t look shocked, or scared. In fact, her expression hardly changed at all. When she spoke, her voice was cold. The warm laugh was gone. “Now he’s where he belongs, burning in the fires of hell.’’

Then she spit twice on the ground, once on each side of the corpse of Norman Sydney.

“Where do you suppose
the police are, Mace?’’ Shading her eyes
from the sun, Mama squinted across the pasture and into the distanc
e.

“They’re on their way. We’re out in the boonies, remember? I wish they’d get here, though. I’m ready to walk away and leave this whole mess in the movie people’s lap. Before this morning, we didn’t know Norman Sydney from Adam’s house cat.’’

“And what we did know of him, we didn’t like.’’ She glanced guiltily toward the body. “Not that it’s my practice to speak ill of the dead.’’

“It’s really none of my business, Mama. None of yours, either.’’

“Don’t you worry, honey. I have no plans to get in the middle of this.’’

Of course, I’d heard those words before. Even so, my mama had somehow managed over the last couple of years to find herself in the middle of a few spots of trouble. At the Dairy Queen, she discovered a body stuffed into the trunk of her turquoise convertible. On a trail ride across Florida’s cattle country, she saw an old beau fall prey to foul play. And during her recent wedding to Husband No. 5 at the VFW hall in Himmarshee, she narrowly escaped becoming the newly dead instead of the blissfully wed.

Suffice it to say I doubted she’d stay out of this. And I suspected that once again she’d drag me in with her.

Mama took out her compact and lipstick. Making an O of her mouth, she swiped on a fresh coat of Apricot Ice. “I guess this isn’t really the time to collect some of the stars’ autographs.’’ She looked at me hopefully.

“Absolutely not!’’ I said.

She snapped the compact shut. “That Greg Tilton is a fine-looking man though, isn’t he?’’

“I’m involved, Mama.’’

“Oh, is this Tuesday?’’ She widened her blue eyes at me, all innocence. “Well, you never know with you and Carlos, honey. On-again, off-again.’’

I’d be insulted, but she had a point. My path to love hadn’t been smooth. Still, we’d managed to pave over some of the roughest patches. At least these days I could say I was dating a cop, instead of someone who’d showed up on TV as a suspect on
Cops.

“Speaking of Tilton,’’ I shifted the subject from Carlos and me, “seems like he would have had enough time by now to get back to the set and let everybody know about the murder.’’

As if waiting offstage for his cue, Tilton appeared in the distance, hurrying toward us with the assistant director and security guard right behind him. The security guard loped toward us easily, like the pro athlete he might have been. The assistant director moved awkwardly, like the last time he’d run was in high school, fleeing the bathroom bullies who wanted to dunk his head in the toilet and flush. Kelly Conover followed more slowly. A tall black man in glasses was glued to her side. I hadn’t seen him before.

“Hey, y’all shouldn’t get too close,’’ I yelled as they approached. “And don’t touch the body. It’s a crime scene.’’

The guard waved his hand, but otherwise ignored me. The rest of them acted like Mama and I were invisible, which suited me fine. While the three men stood and stared at Norman, who was well beyond caring, Kelly and her friend steered clear of the scene. Now, she seemed agitated: pacing, biting a thumbnail, sneaking quick looks toward the dead man on the ground.

“What do you think that meant, when Kelly spit on the ground like that?’’ Mama whispered to me. “She sure seemed mad. Do you think she’d mind if I asked for her autograph?’’

Autographs! I gave Mama a warning glare, and then put a finger to my lips. I didn’t want her to draw attention to us, or have us get caught gossiping about the producer’s murder. The farther I stayed out of this Hollywood mess, the happier I’d be. We retreated to the far side of the corral, where I could still keep an eye out for Carlos.

The man I hadn’t recognized paced right beside Kelly, an arm draped protectively over her shoulders. They were at least thirty-five feet away, and spoke in whispers. I couldn’t make out what they were saying. She stopped, and he faced her. It appeared he was trying to calm her down. He looked like he was practiced at it. I saw his lips moving, and then he reached over and tenderly brushed a lock of that famous golden-blond hair from her movie-star eyes.

Trim, in his early forties, he was dressed in a crisp blue polo shirt and jeans with dry-cleaner creases down the front. His skin was as dark as the Cuban coffee Carlos favors. He wore his hair in a short, natural-looking Afro. The horn-rimmed frames on his glasses gave him a serious look.

Kelly began pacing again, wringing her hands. I wondered if she’d ever played Lady Macbeth on stage. I nudged Mama to drag her eyes away from Tilton and look at Kelly and her friend.

“What do you think? Are they a couple?’’

She studied them for a moment. “Not sure. But he’s definitely the ice to her fire.’’

“What do you mean?’’

“Well, look at them,’’ Mama said. “The more worked up she gets, the calmer he becomes. That’s not a man who’d ever curse somebody’s soul to eternal damnation.’’

As we watched, Kelly shook off his hand and stalked away. He trailed after her, and both of them headed our way. Mama and I pretended to study the ground. We needn’t have bothered. They were oblivious to us. They were just on the other side of the fence, close enough that we could hear them now.

“I can’t handle it, Sam. It’s too much.’’

“You don’t have to. It’s over now. He can’t hurt you anymore.’’

In the distance, a police siren wailed.

_____

“Step back! Move outta da way. Da police are here.’’

I recognized the Bronx-inflected bark. Mama’s new husband, Sal Provenza, bulled his way through a growing circle of movie people milling around the body. Carlos followed in the wake made by Sal’s massive frame. A trio of uniformed officers fanned out, trying to shepherd the onlookers out to the perimeter.

Technically, only Carlos and the patrolmen were “da police,’’ in Sal’s Bronx-ese. But it looked like local law enforcement had the pleasure of Sal’s assistance once again, whether they wanted it or not.

My stomach somersaulted at the sight of my detective beau. We were very much on-again these days, not that I wanted to go into just how much so with my mama. I hoped she wouldn’t notice the blush surely rising on my face as a few choice scenes from our most recent tryst replayed in my mind. In deference to the seriousness of the situation, I clamped a lid on the X-rated thoughts. But I couldn’t help the tingle I got when I looked at him: skin the color of buttered toffee; thick, dark hair; and eyes as black as bottomless caverns. Bedroom eyes. Kitchen eyes. And even in-the-back-seat-of-Carlos’s-car eyes.

He raised a hand in a half-wave. I nodded in return. Both of us were maintaining our “all-business’’ manners.

Mama elbowed me in the side. “Why don’t you go fill Carlos in on what’s happened, Mace?’’

“Stop poking! I told him on the phone how we found Norman. I’m going to let the man do his job. He’ll come over and talk to me when he’s ready.’’

Mama pressed her lips together. “Hmmmm.’’

“What’s that supposed to mean?’’

“Just that if I were you, I’d make sure I was close by when he questions that Kelly Conover. He probably had a poster in his bedroom of her in that white bikini from that TV show where she was a teenaged detective. Every red-blooded male in America was in love with her back then.’’

I snorted. “Don’t be ridiculous, Mama.’’ The words were barely out of my mouth when I glanced over at Carlos. His body posture was still
Dragnet
, but his eyes had shifted toward Kelly. And there they stayed. He actually swallowed a few times, looking like a nervous schoolboy.

And what man wouldn’t be nervous? Her hair was a cascade of blond curls, reaching halfway down her back. Blue jeans, strategically torn under each cheek of her round bottom, fit like a second skin. And, of course, there were the eyes that made her famous, as green as freshly minted money.

I bit back a grin. I was more amused than threatened. Carlos’s fascination with Kelly was predictable. It was just like Mama and me, forgetting poor Norman to stare open-mouthed at Greg Tilton in the flesh. These people were screen legends. Bigger than life. I understood completely.

Even so, I decided to mark my claim. I walked up behind him, placing a hand firmly on his arm. “Anything you need me to do?’’

It was almost comical, the way he spun around at the sound of my voice. Guilty thoughts?

“Thanks for calling, Mace. I would appreciate it if you, Sal, and your mother would help shift these movie people back toward their base camp. A crime scene van is on the way. We don’t need any more people out here tramping around than we’ve already had. Tell them I’ll come over there when I can, and talk to whoever’s in charge.’’

“Will do.’’

Who’d be in charge now that Norman was dead?

Carlos’s eyes roamed the crowd. People were already beginning to disperse, moved either by the orders of the police officers or the menace in Big Sal’s tone. Carlos’s gaze stopped at the body on the ground.

“I thought you said somebody hung him over the fence.’’

I filled him in on what Tilton had done. Frowning, he took a notebook from his shirt pocket and wrote something down. “So he clearly handled the body. Anyone else?’’

I told him about checking for a pulse, and how the guard and the assistant director had stood over Norman, trying to decide what to do. Then, I mentioned how Kelly had spit twice on the ground.

He raised his eyebrows at me, and then turned to look over his shoulder at the movie queen. She was crying now, collapsed on the shoulder of her comforter, Sam. Expression darkening, Carlos stared hard at Kelly, and then jotted some more words in his notebook.

Even though I said the murder was none of my business, I’d have given anything to know what he wrote.