Authors: Piers Anthony
Tags: #Fiction, #Fantasy, #General, #Princesses, #Magic, #Epic, #Fantasy fiction; American, #Xanth (Imaginary place)
Grey looked around. "Somehow I don't want to wade
through it. There must be something we can use to make
a bridge or raft. Maybe there's a boat; I mean, the regular
users of this path must have a way to cross."
"They might jump," Ivy said. "Or have a fly-across
spell; you never can tell."
Grey grimaced, still not believing in magic despite ev-
erything. "Well, since we can't jump that far and have no
flying spell, we'll have to make do with mundane efforts.
Let me check along the bank."
They walked upstream. The forest became thicker, and
there was a huge tree partway fallen across the river, but
no boat or raft.
Grey eyed the tilting trunk. "Wind must have taken that
down, but then it hung up in those trees on the other side.
Looks about ready to fall the rest of the way.''
"Yes," Ivy agreed, nervous about walking under it. If
that huge trunk came down on them, it would drive them
right into the ground!
"Maybe we can make it drop," he continued. "Then
we could walk across on it, no trouble at all." He walked
to the base and pushed with his hands.
The tree was so firm it was rocklike. Then Grey put up
a foot and shoved. Ivy happened to glance at the top,
across the river, and saw it wiggle. "You moved it!" she
exclaimed.
"But it's still hung up. It's too well supported." He
walked around the base. "Look, there's a branch, driven
into the ground. That must be holding it up, while the top
is hung up in the other trees. If I knocked out that bottom
one, it would probably tear free and come right down."
"Right down on your head!" Ivy said, alarmed.
He looked up. "Um, yes. Maybe if I could pull on it
with a rope, if I had a rope ..." He looked around, but
saw no rope. "Some vines, perhaps." But there were no
vines. "On the other hand, if I got a pole and levered at
the base ..." But there was no pole, either.
"Maybe there's something better downstream," Ivy
suggested. "We could walk down and see."
Grey nodded. They walked downstream, beyond the
path that intersected it, but the land only cleared, offering
nothing, and soon the river flowed into a much larger river,
its blood diffusing in swirls through the clear water.
"We might swim around it," Grey said.
"No," Ivy said firmly. "See those colored fins?"
"Sharks! Feeding on the blood!"
"Loan sharks," she agreed. "They'll take an arm and
a leg if you let them, but I suppose they'll settle for just
blood if there's nothing better.''
"Loan sharks," he muttered, looking as if he had
chewed on a lemon.
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"We could follow the path in the other direction," Ivy
said. "Down past where the castle was." But she was
afraid that even if they managed to return to the castle, it
would be too late for the rendezvous with her mother.
Maybe it was time to use the mirror again, even if that
made for a problem with Grey.
"Let's go back to the tilting tree," he said. "There has
to be a way to bring it down."
She was glad to agree, because that would keep him
occupied while she pondered what to do. She was getting
increasingly hungry now; that alone would drive her to the
mirror, if they didn't make progress soon. This setting was
quite unfamiliar to her, and she didn't know what direction
was best. The realm of dreams was odd to begin with, and
she did not enjoy being lost in it.
They reached the tree. Grey scouted around. "You
know, there's a pretty steep slope here," he remarked.
"And only brush, this side. There were a lot of big rocks
in the field we walked through."
"Yes," Ivy agreed, wondering what he was working up
to.
"If we could roll one down here, to knock out that
supporting branch—"
"Yes!" Ivy exclaimed, seeing it.
They hurried up the slope. Soon they were back in the
field. There were several big rocks, ranging from knee-
high to waist-high. "This one seems about right," Grey
said, approaching the largest.
"But that's way too big to lift without magic!" she pro-
tested.
"And too big to move without a lever," he agreed.
"But see how it's perched on the slope. I think it will
work, with a little luck."
"Luck? I thought you didn't believe in magic!"
He smiled. "That kind, I do. Let me see what I can
do."
He walked across the slope, and picked up a sharply
pointed stone he had spied. Then he went back to the
hung-up tree. "Yes, it's pretty good; certainly worth a
try."
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"Try what?" Ivy asked, baffled.
"Making a channel," he said. He squatted, and began
digging beside the supporting branch.
"Don't do that!" Ivy protested. "You'll bring the tree
down on your head!"
"No, this is only the end of the channel." He was al-
ready moving away, scraping the soft forest dirt into a
cavity that was indeed lengthening into a channel.
"You mean—the rock? Down here?"
"Yes. It should roll in the direction of least resistance.
It shouldn't take much of a channel to guide it. By the
time it gets here, it should be rolling pretty fast.''
"Why, that's brilliant!" Ivy exclaimed.
"No, only common sense," he said, pleased. "I'm not
a brilliant guy; you know that."
Ivy thought about that as she searched for a sharp stone
so that she could help. Grey didn't seem to think much of
himself, and indeed he was generally unimpressive, but
he didn't seem to fade much in the crunch. He just keep
plugging away at whatever he was doing, and doing in-
creasingly well. She liked that. She would never have
thought of rolling a rock down a channel to make a tree
fall across a river!
•They dug and scraped, mounding dirt on either side of
the channel, and evening out any bumps so that the rock
could roll smoothly. When they reached the rock, they
deepened the channel, undercutting the boulder.
The rock didn't move. It extended down into the ground.
But Grey kept working at it, deepening the channel and
maintaining its slope, so that when the rock did move, it
would keep moving.
Ivy, fatigued and dirty, straightened up and stood back.
"Maybe if we pushed, now," she said. She wondered
whether she should offer to Enhance his strength for this,
but feared that he would take it the wrong way.
"Maybe," he agreed.
They got on the other side of the boulder, braced their
backs against it, and pushed with their legs.
It moved. Surprised, they tumbled and scrambled out
of the way.
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The boulder crunched down into the channel, hesitated
ponderously, then decided to move on. It rolled, slowly
and raggedly, but determinedly.
They jumped to their feet and followed it down. Would
it break out of the channel? It seemed to be trying to, as
it rolled irregularly, but never quite made it. It gathered
speed, and plunged into the bit of forest.
Just before the branch, the rock veered to one side,
threatening to miss. But the edge of it clipped the branch,
and the branch snapped with a loud crack. The tree shud-
dered, then slowly let itself down as the rock splashed into
the river. Crunch! The top crushed into the ground on the
opposite side and wedged into place.
"Oh, it worked, it worked!" Ivy cried, dancing with
joy. Then she grabbed Grey, hugged him, and kissed him.
"Let's roll some more boulders!" he said dazedly.
She ran to fetch her knapsack. "Let's get across; we've
used up half the day already.''
Grey climbed onto the trunk and followed her. But in
the middle, directly over the river, he paused, staring
down. "I've been thinking," he said. "Where does all
this blood come from?"
"I told you—it's just a prop from the bad dreams," Ivy
said. "It doesn't have to come from anywhere. It's—" She
stopped herself before saying "magic."
"But it goes somewhere," he pointed out. "It goes into
the larger river. And if it doesn't come from anywhere,
then we should have been able to walk upstream and get
around it. It just seems too much like a regular river to
me."
"Maybe there's a blood spring, farther up," Ivy said,
losing patience. "Look, Grey, this place doesn't follow
normal rules as either you or I know them, any more than
dreams do. It's not worth worrying about."
"I was thinking," he continued doggedly, "that if it
comes from an—an animal, a big animal, that creature
must really be hurting. I think we should go check."
Ivy opened her mouth to protest, but the insidious logic
of it began to get to her. A big animal? What an awful
thought!
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"Very well," she said wearily. "Let's find out exactly
where it comes from."
Grey completed his crossing and climbed down beside
her. Then they trekked upstream. Ivy hoped that Grey's
conjecture was wrong, but she couldn't discount it. Surely
a big bucket of blood, self-restoring, would have done the
job as well as this river! And why was the blood so hot?
Temperature hardly mattered for bad dreams, just appear-
ance. Also, why was it out here in nowhere, instead of