Manila Marriage App
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Jan Elder
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales, is entirely coincidental.
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Manila Marriage App
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COPYRIGHT 2014 by Janice Elder
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All scripture quotations, unless otherwise indicated, are taken from the Holy Bible, New International Version
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Cover Art by Nicola Martinez
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Publishing History
First White Rose Edition, 2015
Electronic Edition ISBN 978-1-61116-441-1
Published in the United States of America
Dedication
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To my ever-loving husband, Steve, who believed in me, even when I didn't always believe in myself. You are truly a blessing to me, sent straight from God.
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Praise
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Fun, feisty, and flirty,
Manila Marriage App
is a delightful romance that's sure to keep the pages turning. ~ Elizabeth Maddrey, Author
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I was drawn into the fast-paced story by its mixture of comedy, awkward moments, pathos, tragedy, physical threats, and crisisâknit together by a light comedic touch and skillful internal and external dialogue. Couldn't put it down. I'm still smiling as scenes pop back into memory. ~ Richard E. J. Burke, Author
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"Wow, what fun!!! Jan Elder knows how to paint characters who entice you to read more right from page one. I loved it." ~ Connie Almony, Author
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With ten minutes to kill before my flight boarded, I reached into my purse for the letter from Dr. Timothy Flynn. Smoothing the creased page, I read the words e-mailed a few weeks before:
Miss Callahan,
The marriage application you submitted has been approved. You will be happy to know you passed scrutiny on all five sections with commendable marks. I am particularly pleased with the informative answers you furnished on the essay questions (section four), and the fact that you have read numerous books in the past yearâeven if most of them were fictionâhas unquestionably placed you ahead of the rest of the applicants.
Your PhD in computer science indicates that you are likely intelligent and gifted in several fields of study. I have urgent need of such a partner, one who possesses a keen mind, and a rational outlook on life. I will not put up with shallow, brainless women.
By return e-mail, please inform me of when you are available to come to Pacific Rim Theological Seminary, where I am the church history professor and academic dean. Sometime in May would be best for me, but June or July will also be suitable as I am on sabbatical until the end of the summer. I feel a period of two weeks would be a good length of time for us to evaluate each other.
I look forward to meeting you at your earliest convenience to discuss the next step in finding a mutually beneficial arrangement for the two of us. A round-trip, first-class airline ticket will be forthcoming when you have made your plans.
Blessings in Christ Jesus,
Dr. Timothy Flynn
P.S. The photograph you attached of yourself is satisfactory, although as per the application instructions, I will also require a picture of your mother. If you would be so kind as to bring one with you, it would be appreciated.
Phew. The letter had me shaking my head to think men like that still existed, but most of his letter made me squirmâwhich brought up the question
what was I thinking
? I pulled Dr. Flynn's picture out of the side pocket of my purse and angled it so the light fell full on his face. OK, so maybe his leading man good looks softened the bite of his wordsâa little. He was one of the finest specimens of manhood I'd ever had the privilege to behold. Nonethelessâ¦Timmy-boy was a first-rate, sexist jerk. Stealing one last look at the photo, I stuffed it back in my purse.
Wasn't it time to leave yet? I peeked at my travel companion, Imelda de la Rosa, the mother of my baby sister, Brianna's, husband. I'd heard good things about her over the years, but this was the first chance I'd had to meet her.
Imelda raised her perfectly shaped eyebrows and squeezed my arm. “Shay, they called for first-class ticket holders. You ready?”
Yeah, I was ready, though I still couldn't figure out how a seminary professor could afford to spring for first class. Either he was desperate, or he wanted to impress me. While I considered those implications, we boarded the jet. I followed Imelda to our high-priced seats in the front section of the plane, the melodic notes of Chopin's
Sonata Number Two
wafting in the background. To top it off, a flight attendant drifted over with a tray of mouth-watering canapés. My satisfied smile split into a wide grin. Now this was the way to travel.
“Shay, dear? Could you help me stow my bag, please? I can't quite reach.” My sunny new companion couldn't have topped five feet, while I, on the other hand, had grown much taller.
“Sure. Happy to.” I placed her bag next to mine in the roomy overhead compartment. The plane left the ground as gently as a puff of air, creamy clouds floating past in a bright blue sky. After accepting a soft pillow from another attendant, Imelda cocked her head and asked the question I'd been waiting for. “Soâ¦your sister told me you were flying halfway around the world to marry a perfect stranger. Knowing what a jokester Brianna is, I knew she must be messing with me. What's the real story?”
“That
is
the real story. Brianna wasn't kidding.”
“Shay, you can't be serious.” Imelda knit her brow and shook a breath mint into her mouth.
“Yep. As serious as an overdrawn bank account. I filled out an honest-to-goodness marriage application, and here I am flying over the Pacific. Apparently, I'm Dr. Timothy Flynn's frontrunner.” Did that sound as bizarre as I thought it did? With a touch of defiance, I fixed my gaze on her. “I bet you think that's stupid, huh?”
“You've never met this guy, and you know next to nothing about him. I'm sure you have your reasons, but why would a pretty girl like you want to marry a man you're not in love with?” Her short dove-gray curls, the exact color of my favorite pair of flannel pajamas, bobbed with a shake of her head.
“It isn't about love. Yes, I know this story's straight out of the Wild West mail order bride handbook, and I have often questioned my sanity⦔
What in the world was I doing flying to meet a complete stranger 10,000 miles from home?
But then, I figured,
why not
? A little excitement would be good for me.
With her almond-shaped eyes and flawless skin, it was hard to guess Imelda's age, but she acted like the kindly granny she was. She put a warm, comforting hand on my shoulder. “Love has everything to do with marriage, but nevertheless, I do envy you. If I were your age, I might do the same thing myself. So tell me. How did you learn about this mysterious man?”
Now that was a story. I kicked off my new shoes and crossed my ankles. “It all started as kind of a lark. A couple of weeks ago, Brianna dropped by after one of her church services, and I made us lunch. As usual, I was busy working and she, also as usual, was lounging at the kitchen table reading some Christian magazine. While I was busy roasting a chicken and mashing the potatoes, she found a small advertisement in the classified section. A missionary was searching for a wife, and he invited interested women to fill out an application.”
Imelda's eyes sparkled with merriment. “My! Now, that is extraordinary.”
“After Brianna and I quit laughing, she said, âWhy don't you check it out? You fit the criteria. You're female, single, between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five, and you're a Christian.'”
My sister was right about my being thirty-one and single, but the Christian part was iffy. I wasn't sure where God and I stood. Sure, I'd given my naïve ten-year-old heart to Jesus, but by the time I'd hit college, I'd grown out of that childishness. Still, I was good at faking it. I knew all the right words and phrases from listening to my churchy little sister.
I shifted a bit to face my captive audience. “Then that darling sister of mine had the nerve to remind me I clearly didn't have any prospects, I wasn't getting any younger, and I hadn't been on a date in monthsâall of which is true. What could it hurt to apply? I figured it was probably a gag, anyway. And that's how it started.”
Imelda rested her elbow on the armrest and her chin on her palm. “But aren't you afraid this guy might turn out to be a psycho killer or something?”
Her kindhearted concern touched me. “Not really. He's legit. He sent me a list of several references, including one from an old professor at Yale, and another from his seminary president. Everyone I called spouted effusive praise for Dr. Flynn. And there was a short, but sweet, bio on his social media page, not to mention some eye-catching photographs. He's gorgeous. The fact that he's the elusive tall, dark, and handsome, with the most spectacular silver-gray eyes, made the decision pretty simple.”
I caught my new buddy bouncing those curls again.
“Why not? I have weeks of vacation time coming and I've been longing to do something exciting. Besides, at home, it's just Clark and me. It was easy to get away.” Not to mention it could be a blast taking this man down a peg or two. He needed a big-time attitude adjustment, and I was just the woman to give it to him. If only I'd had the opportunity with my last boyfriendâ¦
“Who's Clark?”
“My black and white tuxedo cat. Short for Clark Kent. He's the only super man I've got.” I raised my hands in a shrug.
An attendant wheeled the beverage cart down the aisle, stopping next to a yawning Imelda. “What can I get you both?” Her pleasing, musical voice exuded cheerfulness. With her slim tan skirt, vibrant flowered scarf, and sensible heels, she was the perfect flight attendant.
Imelda asked for cranberry juice, and I ordered a much needed rum and Coke. The generous attendant handed me a cup of ice and the entire can of cola. What I really wanted was extra rum. I poured the rum and soda into the plastic cup, swirled the ice around the fizzy liquid, and took a long swallow. Next, I needed something sweet. I dug in my purse and grabbed a fresh package of chocolate crème cookiesâI was never without something chocolate. I offered Imelda a cookie.
Her eyes shone at the sight of the treat. She helped herself, nibbled the edges, and licked her cookie-coated lips. “Please, go on with your story. What I'm wondering, though, is what if you don't care for him?”
“Dr. Flynn is expecting me for two weeks, but I can leave any time.” I caught Imelda gazing at me askance. “Don't worry. I'm a big girl. I'll be fine.”
At least I hoped I would be. I'd been trying to still my restless heart since I left my apartment in Maryland that morning. I didn't tend toward anxiety disorders, but who wouldn't be nervous?
“I'm dying to know what questions he asked you.” Imelda's faint laugh lines crinkled at the edges. “Did he sound nice in his letters?”
Now how was I going to answer that? Some of his questions were so chauvinistic they'd raised my hackles. That was one of the reasons I was determined to do this. I didn't plan to marry the sexist hunk, and it might serve him right if I jetted in, enjoyed an invigorating two-week vacation, and jetted out again. I didn't even have to kiss himâalthough I might want to, if he was as hot as that picture.