Read Mark Henry_Amanda Feral 01 Online
Authors: Happy Hour of the Damned
Tags: #Contemporary, #General, #Fantasy, #Zombies, #Fiction, #Paranormal, #Seattle (Wash.)
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Not missionary, something more exotic.
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It never ceases to amaze me. What
can’t
Judith Lieber do with crystals and a hot glue gun?
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Bitch! That’s coined, right there. Postmortem Elegance.
123
Shut up. Bulimia is making a comeback. I’m a trendsetter, remember?
124
And by mature, I do mean geriatric, yes, to answer your question.
125
But totally desirable. It would look hot on the dance floor, absolutely.
126
Which are not fashionable, no matter what they tell you.
127
God, I hate Grillz.
128
It’s a spice
and
a weapon.
129
Or was it My Pretty Pony?
130
I don’t really need to say “geek” here, do I?
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No pun intended.
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He was soooo accommodating.
1
It’s like he had a time machine and a white trash childhood.
2
Celebrity blood donation is quite lucrative. You’d be surprised who’s giving it up for the vamps.
3
I’m a total shoe slut. Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin: this is an open invitation. Feel free to run a train on me. The cost? Stilettos, duh.
4
The folks at Sanrio are really kicking their adult line up a notch.
5
Something about the lack of blood flow.
6
Without all the nasty additives you find in city meat.
7
I don’t have to tell you, this kind of treatment would not be considered luxury service, by any means.
1
No. No paparazzi, either. Yeah. I was glad about that.
2
Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. That piss is rank. Good for getting rid of some quick water weight, though. Just a tip.
3
The authorities, that is; nothing disrupts business like a vice raid.
*
for instructional purposes only!
4
I didn’t want to even think what these girls would use
that
for.
5
It’s a curse that my sense of smell is so acute. A curse!
6
Hey. I’ve always kept mine neat and trim. Don’t go making assumptions.