Maze Running and other Magical Missions

To Colin, Mirren and Gowan –

 

thanks for joining me on all those freezing winter walks to search for magic in the ice, wind and rain. I couldn’t have written any of these books without you.

Clip clop clip…

Silence.

Helen couldn’t hear anything. No hoofbeats. No whispers. No breathing.

Was Yann alright?

Silence.

She looked up at the fairy perched on a twig, at the phoenix on the tallest tree beyond the hedges, at the dragon circling in the sky. But they couldn’t tell her anything, because they couldn’t see past the smoke in the middle of the maze.

Where was Yann? Was he safe? Surely he couldn’t have been captured without a fight? Without a lot of noise?

There was nothing but silence.

Helen glanced down. The maze floor was
hard-packed
earth, edged with grit and old leaves. Yann wasn’t great at sneaking, with those huge hooves. Perhaps she should have gone to the heart of the maze herself. She could move more quietly than Yann, though not as fast. And she certainly couldn’t knock down as many fauns.

But if she couldn’t hear him, where was he?

*

Helen and her friends hadn’t had long to plan the rescue, because the baby’s big sister had been too scared to ask anyone for help until the sun was nearly up.

In their hasty discussion on the dragon’s back, the friends had decided that the winged fabled beasts should stay above the maze, to guide those inside. Rona had stayed outside too. The selkie was getting better at tackling sea monsters with her sealskin on, but was less confident in her human form, so she was guarding the exit.

Only Helen and Yann had entered the Traquair maze.

It was a traditional garden maze: tall hedges, right angles, long tunnels of new spring leaves and lots of confusing junctions. But their friends overhead had shown Helen and Yann the quickest way through the maze, and warned them about the fauns hidden round corners.

As they’d approached the middle, they’d heard the Master’s rough voice start the ceremony. Then, over the goaty stink of the Master’s followers, they’d smelt smouldering leaves and burning hair, and seen dark smoke coil through the hedges.

As the Master went silent after the first booming verse, Yann had whispered to Helen, “That smoke will cover me. I’ll grab the baby, you wait here ready to make a swift exit with her.”

Helen had watched Yann move off into the smoke and she had waited.

She was still waiting, in the silence. Now she
realised that although the smoke would shield Yann as he crept up to rescue the Master’s victim, it also meant none of Yann’s friends could see him, so none of them could help if he was in trouble.

Helen was crouched down, leaning into the hedge, listening. Hoping for a clip clop. Or a scrape. Or a yell for help. Anything that would prove Yann was alive.

But all she heard was the Master’s rasping voice start the next verse in the song of sacrifice.

She glanced up. Lavender was just above her head, looking panicky. Catesby was shifting nervously in the tree. Sapphire was circling lower.

Suddenly Helen heard:
clip clop clip CRASH
!

Then a throaty growl, several splintering thuds, fast hoofbeats and a deep voice yelling, “Stop him!”

Helen stood up.

Yann galloped round the corner, a skinny silvery shape held to his chest. “Your turn now, human girl. Take her and get out. I’ll hold them off…”

He shoved the pale baby into her arms, grinned at her, then swung round, pulling his bow and arrows off his back.

Helen clutched the long legs and light body, and tried not to let the baby’s sharp spiral horn jab her shoulder as she ran through the maze.

The scorched smell from the baby’s burnt mane was choking her, but she tried not to cough so she could hear Lavender’s instructions. “Turn left. Follow the tunnel. Keep running. You’re nearly at a junction. Turn right, right again. You’re nearly there!”

And Helen could see the back gate. A cheat’s way
out if you were playing a game; an essential get-away if you were being chased.

Rona yanked the gate open. Helen ran through. Rona slammed it and locked it. Then the selkie said softly, “Is she ok?”

Helen looked down. The fabled beast in her arms was singed and shivering. But the baby unicorn was still alive, which was all that mattered.

That, and getting all of her friends safely away from the maze.

So where was Yann?

Rona examined the base of the unicorn’s slim horn. “We got here just in time. They hadn’t started sawing it off. A unicorn this young couldn’t have survived the shock of losing her horn.”

Helen was relieved she wouldn’t need the first aid kit on her back to heal any sacrificial wounds. She hugged the baby and smiled. She’d never been this close to a unicorn before; they were really shy, even of other fabled beasts. The panicked unicorn filly who had staggered into their midst this morning hadn’t been able to look any of them in the eye, even when she was begging for their help.

But the baby in Helen’s arms looked up at her with big golden eyes. Then Helen saw a blur of purple silk and feathers hover in front of her. “Stop gazing at the pretty pony,” said Lavender, “we have to get away.”

Catesby reinforced the point with a flick of his new copper feathers.

“We can’t go without Yann,” said Helen.

“We have to get the baby away first,” insisted
Rona, “because she’s in the greatest danger. Yann will catch up with us.”

Sapphire flapped above them, her blue wings blocking the dawn sky. But as Helen and the others stepped away from the maze into the rough ground where the dragon was going to land, Catesby squawked a warning.

Helen couldn’t identify any words in the phoenix’s croaking call. She couldn’t understand Sapphire either. Even after more than a year, Helen couldn’t understand any fabled beasts who didn’t speak with a human voice. But it was clear from Catesby’s jabbing beak that he was worried about the corner of the maze to her right.

Helen looked over and saw a herd of dirty white goats trotting round the sharp green corner.

Like the fauns the Master usually surrounded himself with, these goats were running on two legs, but unlike the fauns, they didn’t have human torsos and heads. They were goat all the way up.

Helen didn’t hang about to play spot the difference, she just assumed they weren’t friendly and turned to run round the maze in the other direction.

But as she skidded round the corner and sprinted down a lawn bounded by the maze on one side and a straight line of trees on the other, she saw goat creatures coming from the ancient stone house at the front of the maze too.

Helen and her friends were caught in a pincer movement.

She yelled upwards, “Sapphire, there’s no time for us to climb on your back before they reach us. We’ll
meet you on the other side of these trees.”

Then Helen ran away from the maze, shouting behind her, “Yann! Get out of there! We’re under attack! Meet us on the other side of the trees!”

Helen clutched the unicorn so tight that the baby squeaked and wriggled in protest. She ran with Rona at her side, Lavender and Catesby swooping above them.

But as they reached the trees Helen felt a tug on her shoulder. She spun round and the creature behind her jumped back to avoid the unicorn’s horn.

Helen swung from side to side, pointing the horn at all the goaty creatures grabbing for her. She stepped further into the trees, aiming the horn like a spear at their chests.

The six beasts in a half-circle around her were overwhelmingly hairy and overwhelmingly smelly, not with the farmyard stink of fauns but a hotter sweeter smell of roasting rotted meat.

They looked like goats on two legs, with curved horns, yellow eyes, matted hair and hooves on their back legs. But their front legs ended in claws and their mouths were filled with fangs.

They moved towards Helen, barging each other out of the way to avoid the silver horn, their breath stinking and their fangs shining. Helen remembered what her mum always said, about why vets found goats so difficult to treat.

Goats will eat anything. Anything at all. Which probably included twelve-year-old girls and newborn unicorns.

She heard Sapphire roar in frustration above the
trees, unable to help.

She heard Rona’s terrified voice behind her. “Helen, get away. Run!”

Helen walked backwards, apologising softly to the unicorn for using her horn as a weapon to keep the clawed goats at a distance. But now they were close enough for her to see the flat black line in the middle of each eerie yellow eye.

Then she heard a bellow of anger and a familiar laugh, and she looked up.

Yann leapt high, ridiculously high, over the tall hedges and out of the maze.

His long chestnut horse’s legs were stretched to their limits. His tangled red horse’s tail was flying straight behind him, matched by the untidy chestnut hair on his boy’s head. His pale bare shoulders and arms were twisted round to fire an arrow at his pursuers.

Yann laughed again as he landed with a controlled thud and, without missing a stride, galloped towards the trees.

Helen saw a wide grin on the centaur’s face. He enjoyed this sort of thing far more than she did. He shouted, “Do you need help there, human girl? Or are you having fun with that herd of uruisks?”

The goats had turned to look at him, but now one of them whirled back and grabbed at Helen’s throat. She lurched away, almost overbalancing as the unicorn wriggled again and the goat’s claws got caught in her scarf.

“Oh no you don’t!” Yann yelled. The goat bleated and fell away from Helen, ripping its claws out of her
scarf to clutch at an arrow in its shoulder. The other goat creatures scattered, as Yann galloped up to her.

“Come on, Helen. This is a rescue, not a woodland walk. Let’s get moving!”

“We were waiting for you,” she said calmly.

“I’m here now, so let’s go home.”

They ran deeper into the tall grey trees. The goats didn’t follow.

“What did you call them?” Helen asked, as they caught up with Rona and the others.

“Uruisks,” replied Yann. “When that dim filly said the Master had goatmen with him, I thought she meant his usual wimpy fauns. If I’d known she meant those mountain goat monsters too, I would have brought heavier arrows.”

Rona was waiting for them in the middle of the trees, the flower fairy on her shoulder and the phoenix hovering above.

Yann stopped beside her. “Well done, everyone. Now let’s get this little one safely home.” He smiled at the baby, then he glanced up at Catesby.

Helen saw the centaur’s horse shoulders and human shoulders bunch with sudden tension. Yann whispered, “Catesby, Lavender, fly up and out of this wood.
Now!

Catesby squawked, but Yann repeated, “Now! Don’t argue, my friend. Get Lavender out of here.”

Then he whispered to Helen and Rona. “Look up slowly. We’re caught in a trap.”

Helen looked up. There were rocks balancing above their heads in the trees around them.

Huge, rough-cut, dark grey lumps of stone, supported by the forks of branches or by networks of twigs.

Every tree in a wide circle held at least three rocks.

Rona edged closer to Yann.

Helen took a deep breath. “That’s impossible. Those rocks must be really heavy, and these trees can’t possibly take their weight. The branches are bending, but not breaking. What’s holding the rocks up?”

“Magic,” said Yann. “Magic is holding them up.”

“So magic can let them fall,” whispered Rona. “On us!”

“Keep close to me,” instructed Yann, “and walk
slowly
through the trees towards Sapphire.”

Helen saw patches of bright blue through the grey trunks. Sapphire, waiting to take them home.

“Watch your feet,” said Yann. “I don’t know what will trigger it…”

“I will trigger it.” The deep voice came from behind them, from the maze side of the wood.

Helen turned back, and saw a line of creatures at
the edge of the trees. The fauns to the left, their smooth human shape above their hairy goat legs, standing still like sentries. The uruisks to the right, hairier, with longer horns, fidgeting from hoof to hoof.

And in the middle, the Master. Tall and broad, the massive burden of his bull’s head carried on his man’s shoulders. The Master of the Maze. The minotaur.

“I will happily trigger the trap, so stay exactly where you are.”

Yann lifted his curved bow. “We will not give you back the baby. She will not die for your dark magic.”

The minotaur laughed. “I’m not claiming her back, horse-boy. You got in and out of that toy maze, you got past my fauns and uruisks. You won the unicorn fair and square, so you can keep her, and she will be crushed with you in my stony snare if you don’t do as I say.”

Helen bent over the unicorn, wondering if her own body could shelter the baby from falling rocks.

Yann muttered, “Get under me. I’ll shield you.”

“I won’t let you do that for me,” said Helen.

“Why not? You’re doing it for the baby. She’d be safer under my ribcage than under your narrow shoulders.” Helen looked at Rona, who shrugged and ducked under Yann’s chest. Helen stayed where she was.

The minotaur rasped again, his human voice struggling past his bull’s throat. Helen realised he was the only creature without a human head that she could understand. “You are getting a name for yourselves, young fabled beasts. Perhaps that’s why
the careless unicorn babysitter came to you for help. You have already completed many successful quests.”

“We’ve defeated many enemies too,” Yann called out. “Including you.”

“Really, colt? Do you count that a victory? Last time we met face to face, I threw you to the ground. And your feathered friend had to burn up a life to free that human child from my grasp. You didn’t defeat me, horse-boy. I’m still here and you’ve stepped right into my trap.”

Yann shook his head. “You don’t look like a victor though, do you? I’m back on my hooves, taller, heavier and harder to knock down this year. Catesby has hatched again and grown new adult feathers. We’re both looking pretty good. How are you looking these days? Do you like your reflection in the mirror? Can you even
see
a mirror?”

The Master bellowed and stamped towards them, stopping just before the first tree booby-trapped with rocks. Now he was close enough for the sunlight seeping through the trees to light up his bull’s head.

The sun gleamed on patches of lumpy pink skin between tufts of black hair on his forehead and ears. And it shone on his mismatched eyes: one bright and alive; the other pale and still, the eyelid drooping. Helen gasped. She’d never seen the burn scars left by phoenix fire before.

Yann called confidently, “The last time you tried to beat us, you lost the Book you were chasing, and you lost half your hair and the sight of one eye to Catesby’s flames. This time, did you hope the mild
healing power of unicorn horn would cure your scars and blindness?” The centaur laughed. “Do you really think that if you look prettier, the fabled beast tribes will let you lead us? We will
never
accept you as ruler of our world, with one eye or two!”

“Don’t insult me, horse-boy.” The Master held up a small branch, with a pebble balanced in the top fork. He shook it and the rocks above them trembled. “If I drop this pebble, you will be crushed. But if you do as I say, I will free you from the circle before the rocks fall.”

There was silence.

Not total silence. Helen could hear birds twittering, as if they hadn’t noticed their trees had become a trap this morning.

And the trees were creaking, like a forest ruffled by a breeze. But Helen knew it was the sound of wood straining under weight, branches near breaking point.

Then the Master spoke again. “If you do as I say, you will be safe.”

Rona whimpered, “What does he want? Why won’t he tell us? Ask him, Yann.”

Yann muttered back, “If we ask him what he wants, that’s a step towards agreeing to it. Don’t say anything. Don’t move. Don’t panic.”

The noisy silence continued, for another hundred heartbeats.

The minotaur laughed. “Wise children. Wise with words and silence as well as weapons and clues. Excellent. I want you skilled and talented, when you’re on my side.”

“We’re not on your side!” shouted Helen.

The minotaur jerked the branch and the rocks shifted above their heads. After a terrifying moment, the rocks settled again.

“Oops,” said Helen. “Sorry.”

Yann shook his head at her. “Let him talk, Helen. While he’s talking, we’re still alive.” Helen nodded and hugged the warm unicorn in her arms. The baby was breathing gently. Helen looked down. The baby was asleep.

The Master sighed. “I know you’re curious, but I admire your good sense in not asking me. I want you to go on a quest for me, horse-boy. I want you and your followers to fetch me…”

“They’re not my followers,” interrupted Yann. “They’re my friends. We don’t quest for anyone else. We certainly won’t quest for you.”

“What happened to letting him talk?” Helen muttered.

Yann grinned down at her. “If you don’t like how I negotiate, human girl, shelter under my chest.”

The minotaur frowned. “You will follow my orders or you will die.”

“Are you threatening a centaur with a bow in his hand?” Yann laughed. “Do you know what we call the target in archery? A bullseye. Would you like to find out how accurate I am? My arrows disabled four of your fauns and one of your uruisks when I was
galloping
, bullhead. Do you want to discover how accurate I am when I’m standing still, when I have time to aim? When I’m aiming at your only working eye?”

“Put the bow down.” The branch twitched in the minotaur’s fist. “Put the bow down and listen to my orders.”

Yann raised the point of his arrow and drew his bowstring tight. “We will not agree to work for you. You know we won’t. Stop posturing for your herd of goats. Let us go or I let this arrow fly.”

“If you let it fly, colt, then I drop the rocks. You won’t be able to shoot straight if you’re turning to run away.”

“I never run away. Whatever you throw at me, I will stand still and I will shoot straight.” Then Yann whispered, “Helen, please shelter under me.”

Helen didn’t want to let Yann take risks for her. But she didn’t have the right to make that decision for the unicorn, so she handed the baby to Rona. The baby snorted, then settled in the selkie’s arms.

Helen looked up. There were seven rocks in the tree above them. Two were as big as the minotaur’s head. The others were the size of her own head. She took one step closer to the tree trunk, hoping that would protect her.

Yann’s voice was still low. “Do we agree that we can’t do what he wants?”

“Of course,” said Helen.

“Agreed,” murmured Rona.

“Then take a deep breath, girls. We’ve had the words, now we’ll get the sticks and stones.”

The centaur called out with all the power of his two pairs of lungs, “We will never work for you, we will never call you Master. Put the branch down or I will shoot for that bullseye.”

The minotaur smiled. He lifted his left hand and prodded the pebble. It wobbled. The trees creaked and Helen heard a thud. But it wasn’t the one solid thud of a rock falling, it was a drumbeat of thuds, getting louder behind her, like an orchestra made up only of percussion.

Could it be hooves? Dozens or hundreds of hooves?

Helen looked between the trees, past the dragon, and saw an approaching horde of horses. Some horned, some part-human, some with water dripping from their manes. An army, a cavalry of horses.

The minotaur snarled and threw the branch up in the air. The pebble fell out and dropped to the ground.

Then Helen heard everything at once:

the thudding of hooves;

the twang of Yann’s bowstring;

the cracking of branches freed of an unbearable

  weight;

the crash of rocks all around her.

She crouched, her arms over her head.

She heard thuds and snaps and laughter and hoofbeats.

A falling rock grazed her elbow, numbing her left arm. Twigs pinged onto her hands and arms, scratching her.

There was a downpour of rocks and a lightning storm of breaking branches.

Another rock landed beside her, bouncing up and hitting her ribs. Suddenly there was a pause in the crashing, so she lifted her head. She saw a rock falling towards her, then a blur of chestnut legs as Yann reared up and kicked the rock away.

There was another chorus of pops and snaps as more branches cracked under the strain.

And Helen saw a long straight branch fly through the air and hit Yann, in the smooth width of his horse’s chest.

The branch didn’t bend. It didn’t bounce off. It drove right into his flesh, sharp and straight and true, like one of his own arrows.

Yann made no noise. He said nothing. He didn’t scream or yell or whisper.

He just fell. His back legs crumpling, his front legs loose.

Helen hauled Rona out of the way, so Yann fell towards empty space, not towards the selkie and the unicorn.

His boy’s body fell sideways as his horse body collapsed onto the ground. The long spear of wood jutted from his chest. A thin jet of blood splattered the leaves.

The rocks stopped falling.

The drumbeat behind them got louder.

Yann lay still and silent on the ground.

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