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Authors: Laura Bickle
“It's a gift.”
Petra gave her an abbreviated and well-Âedited version of coming into contact with caustic vapors in the course of her duties that might or might not have involved a giant snake. Dr. Burnard examined her skin and eyes, listened to her lungs and heart, and ordered blood drawn.
“Is there any news of Cal?” Petra asked quietly.
Dr. Burnard shook her head. “No. Not a thing. Though there have been a lot of folks who have asked, including Cal's Army recruiter.”
“What?”
“Cal's Army recruiter came by to check on him. I told him that Cal would not pass anybody's physical, on any day of the week.”
“Cal isn't an Army type of guy.”
“Well, he might want to be clearer on that if he ever turns up outside of a body bag. Those guys are persistent.”
Petra sat back and mulled that while her blood was being drawn. Did Phil and Meg hear about Cal's case while they were here? Or had the military run across this through the course of their preliminary investigation of the scientists' deaths? It was as she'd suspected: bad news for Cal, and it was bad news for anything supernatural lurking in the shadows of TemperanceâÂincluding Gabe and the rest of the Hanged Men.
They had to get the basilisk and put it to bed before anyone else got it. Of that much, she was certain.
Petra spent the late morning watching shows on home remodeling on the television in the waiting area. Apparently, no one on cable television ever checked for load-Âbearing beams, duct work, or electrical wiring before knocking walls down, willy-Ânilly. She'd been ravenous, and she'd devoured two bowls of cereal, an apple, two cups of coffee, and three cups of Jell-ÂO before Dr. Burnard came back.
“Let's discuss your results.” The doctor led her to a private exam room and closed the door.
“Okay.” Petra was feeling better; the marks on her skin were fading, the Locus had verified that there was no alchemical funk remaining in her blood, and she was ready to get on with things. She sure as hell didn't want to discuss magic and the blood, breath, or venom of the basilisk.
“You appear to be in a mildly hypercoagulable state. Which is not unexpectedâÂwhen cobra venom comes into contact with blood, it clots and causes blood to turn into some pretty gelatinous goo.”
“That's a scientific term?”
“For our purposes, yeah. So I'd say that you got exposed to something extremely unusual, but you're processing it out well.”
“Awesome. Can I go home?”
“Not yet. We have to talk some more about your blood.” Dr. Burnard pulled up a chair and sat opposite where Petra perched on the bed. Warning bells went off in Petra's head. That was the kind of thing physicians did when they donned their bedside manner hats, and she didn't like it.
“In your last blood test, I commented on an elevated white cell count.”
“Yes, and you told me to follow up with my regular physician.”
“I'd like to do a Âcouple more tests now. I'd like to check your lymph nodes.”
“Um. Okay.”
The doctor checked the lymph nodes in Petra's neck, under her arms, and groin.
“So. What's up?” Petra perched on the edge of the table while the doctor stripped off her gloves.
“I think you came out of the poison thing pretty well. You're breathing nicely, not having any respiratory distress or undue pain. The rest of your numbers are similar to what I saw when you were last here. Your white cell count is a little higher, though.”
“You mentioned that it could be an infection or a cold or something.”
“Yeah. Your lymph nodes are swollen. You need to make an appointment to get that checked out. I'll write you a referral.”
“Thanks.” Petra took the sheaf of paper she was given, and called Maria's house from the nurse's desk. She'd have to figure out how to get a new cell phone. Maybe she could pick up a throwaway phone up at Bear's store.
“Hello?” It was Frankie, voice slurred by sleep or drink; she wasn't sure which.
“Frankie, it's Petra.”
“Hey, congrats.”
“Huh?”
“You made your way into the spirit world. Nice work. And it seems you got back all right.”
“Mostly. I . . . I was wondering if maybe Maria might be around to pick me up? I'm at the hospital.” She felt vulnerable now, without Sig and her truck and even her own clothes. The only clothes she had were Gabe's soft but ill-Âfitting jeans and flannel, unless she felt like parading around in a drafty hospital gown.
“Maria's at work, but I'd be happy to come get you.”
“Frankie, no.” He was likely drunk. “I'll just call Mike . . .”
“No worries. I'll be there in a jerk.”
And he hung up.
Fuck. She was contributing to Frankie's rap sheet.
She waited on a bench outside the hospital, watching Âpeople go in and out. Many seemed in much worse shape than she felt, and she tried to cheer herself on:
Gonna get ready to battle the basilisk. The Lunaria will be safe, and the Hanged Men will be recharged for another hundred and fifty years. Yeah. Everything's gonna be just fiiiiiine.
Frankie drove up to the patient pick up area in Maria's Explorer. Sig sat in the passenger's seat, seemingly taking his job as navigator very seriously. Frankie popped open the passenger's door.
“Climb on in. Sig and I were discussing the merits of potato soup for lunch. Do you like potato soup?”
Petra climbed in. “You know, I would love some potato soup.”
“Excellent. We can discuss the mess you've gotten yourself into.”
Frankie seemed sober, actually. He didn't drive through any stop signs, go over the speed bumps too fast, or ignore the lights. He stayed in his lane the whole trip back, didn't go over the speed limit, and didn't leave his turn signal on. Petra began to relax. Sig crawled on her lap, and she stroked the coyote's ears as she stared out the window.
“You saw your dad.”
“I did.”
“And you clearly made a good choice, one that got you back to this place.”
“How is it that my father is stuck there, but you can pass back and forth at will?”
Frankie tapped his head. “Years and years of accumulated crazy will do that. And some tequila worms. It's a talent.”
“There's got to be a way to get him back.”
“You've taken the first step. You've found him. With a proper soul retrieval, he might be able to come back.”
“I hope so.” She leaned on the window, her gaze miles away.
“You're going to hunt that snake, aren't you?”
“Yes.”
“With Sal's vultures.”
“With his ravens, yes.” Frankie hated the Hanged Men. If he knew how closely she'd been involved with them, he'd take a swing at her.
“Stay away from them. Those boys are inhuman.” He chewed his bottom lip, and his chin jutted out. Petra knew they had done terrible things to him, on Sal's orders. There was no making peace between them. “Not that you'll take that advice anytime soon.”
Petra said nothing. She could lie to Mike, but there was no use lying to Frankie.
They arrived at Maria's house. Petra had never been so relieved to be there. Frankie invited them in and began to poke at the soup in the Crock-ÂPot. Sig flopped down in the middle of the colorful carpets of the living room floor, to the chagrin of Pearl, Maria's cat. Pearl climbed up on the top of the couch and stared daggers at him, which he ignored.
The screen door banged open, the bells tied to it jingling. “Hi, there!” Maria's face broke into a grin at seeing Petra. “I had a feeling to come home for lunch. How are you?”
She dropped her briefcase and extended a hug for Petra. Petra took the hug and held on tightly.
“Honey, what's wrong?” Maria sat her down at the kitchen table, rubbing Petra's flannel sleeve. “You look like you went three rounds with Mike Tyson.”
“Yeah, that's not . . . I mean . . . There's a lot of stuff going on.” Petra took a deep breath and filled Maria in about her search for the giant snake that left bodies in its wake. The words came out in a tumble, and she was certain that she made less sense than Frankie on a bender.
“Okay. Giant snake. You went looking for it. Of course.” Maria remained still, blinking, seeming to absorb what Petra had said. She wasn't shrinking back in disbelief, just seemed to be processing the knowledge that a giant magical creature was wreaking havoc in the backcountry. Since Maria hadn't suggested a voluntary psych hold, Petra was assuming that she believed her.
“The snake killed two Âpeople in our scientific expedition, but didn't kill me, thanks to some woo-Âwoo that I still don't get. Gabe and I are going after the snake tonight,” Petra blurted. “We have to find it before the military guys do . . . the snake's blood is key to the Hanged Men's survival. It's just a fucking mess.”
Maria took Petra in her arms. “Oh, honey.”
Petra couldn't help it. Confronted with so much sympathy and acceptance, she broke into tears. The one thing she couldn't stand was Âpeople being nice to her. Maria held her while Frankie rubbed circles on her back, until she'd cried herself down to dry hiccups.
“Here.” Frankie slid a coffee cup with three fingers of whiskey in it across the table. “You need this more than I do.”
She downed the whiskey and the potato soup. Maria called off work for the afternoon, over Petra's objections, saying: “We need to take care of you. We need to prepare you for tonight. I'm going to draw a hot bath for you, stuffed full of herbs and potions to get your circulation going. Then, you're going to take a nap. I will find some women's clothes for you. And, finally, we'll figure out what provisions you're gonna need to fight the snake.”
Petra nodded. She was unused to having anyone take care of her, but after last night, she realized that some part of her craved the simple kindnesses that humans gave each other freely, without expectation of return.
In the sun-Âdrenched cottage, Maria and Frankie spoke about her in low, unintelligible tones as Petra soaked in a hot bath stained the color of tea with fistfuls of herbs tied up in cheesecloth. The herbs and the oils soaked the pain from her muscles, and she felt softer, more alive. Maria provided her with a pair of jeans, a clean T-Âshirt, and socks and underwear. Grateful, Petra dressed and fell asleep in Maria's bedroom, which was decorated with beautiful wallpaper of birds and a mountain of crocheted blankets and hand-Âpieced quilts. Maria's bed smelled like lavender, and she fell asleep within one or two breaths.
Her dreams were disjointed. Snakes slithered over Phil and Meg, who lay motionless on the ground in Tyvek suits. She felt Mike's disapproving glare on her, and heard her father humming the theme to
Hawaii 5-Â0
in the background. She thought she heard Cal's voice somewhere in the dreamscape, but she couldn't find him, no matter how hard she looked in the forest. A raven perched on her shoulder, plucking at her hair with his beak. Bits of chemistry leaked into her dream, formulas of acids and bases and things that fizzled and burned.
When she awoke, afternoon sun streamed in through Maria's lace curtains. Petra rolled over and contemplated going back to sleep. It was tempting to remain here, in this cocoon of calico cotton, for a few more minutes. She felt safe. Which was a rare thing, these days.
But safety was an illusion. She forced herself to roll out of bed and pad out to the living room.
Frankie was stretched out on the couch, and Sig lay on top of him. “Good morning, Sunshine.” Sig wagged his tail, pounding the colorful afghans on the back of the couch.
Maria handed Petra a cup of coffee. “Feel better?”
“Yes. Much.” She drank the coffee greedily. “Can I borrow a pencil and paper?”
“Sure thing.” Maria dug a notebook and a pencil out of the stack of phone books beside the refrigerator. “I called Mike and let him know that you're here. I didn't tell him anything else.”
“Thanks. He'd just . . . overreact.”
“He does that. But don't worry about him. He's a big boy.”
Petra sat down at the kitchen table and began to scribble.
“Whatcha working on?” Frankie asked.
“A grocery list. Of stuff I'll need to fight the basilisk.”
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CHAPTER FIFTEEN
FIRE
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reparing to fight the basilisk involved a lot of beer and hair spray.
Maria drove Petra, Sig, and Frankie to the hardware store in Temperance. Petra muttered to herself as she traveled up and down the dusty aisles, filling the countertop with a nonsensical collection of items: drain cleaner, copper pipe, a pipe cutter, aluminum dryer vent, aluminum foil tape, PVC pipe and fittings, pipe cement, a handful of bolts, duct tape, a barbecue ignitor, a welder's blanket, gloves, and helmet, tin snips, a hacksaw, drill, and a massive roll of pink fiberglass insulation. The hardware store clerk, to his credit, made no comment as she checked out. She stopped across the street to pick up some aluminum foil, hair spray, a pair of latex dish gloves, a disposable cell phone, and four six packs of locally-Âbrewed beer in glass bottles with screw-Âon caps from Bear's shop.
“That looks like one heck of a party,” Bear remarked.
“Yeah. It's gonna be.” She sighed.
“I should warn you. That beer really sucks.” He held one bottle up to the light. There was sediment drifting in the sludge.
“It's okay. Really.”
“Your bad party is all on you, then.”
They hauled all the gear back to Petra's trailer.
“I've never seen hair spray in your possession.” Maria picked up a bottle of Aqua Net from Petra's bags and stared at it with suspicion.
“First time for everything.”
“What can we do to help?”
“Actually, I need those beer bottles emptied . . .”
“Done,” Frankie said, hauling the six packs out to the front step.
Petra spent the next hour sawing at the pipe, gluing adapters to create an area for the ignitor chamber at the end of the pipe, and drilling space for the ignitor in the chamber she created. She got the parts sealed together in a shape that vaguely resembled a cannon. Frankie had polished off several bottles of beer by the time she was ready for a glass bottle.
“What is it?” Maria asked.
“It's a potato cannon!” Frankie exclaimed.
Petra grinned. “You bet. But we're not shooting potatoes today.”
She went outside the trailer, popped the bottle into the end of the cannon. It fit snugly, and didn't fall out when she turned the pipe upside down. She sprayed the hair spray into the chamber end of the cannon for a Âcouple of seconds, and screwed the pipe cap on. She aimed the cannon at a clump of sagebrush about fifty yards away, and pulled the ignitor.
The cannon erupted in a flash of fire and launched the bottle in the air. Behind her, Maria and Frankie whooped in victory. The bottle overshot the clump of sage, and she prepped the cannon to try again, holding it at an angle. Frankie was only too happy to oblige by draining the beer bottles for her to try, and she experimented with bottles full of water, figuring out that the device had a decently reliable range of about seventy-Âfive yards. But closer was better.
“So you're going to shoot the snake with beer?” Frankie asked. “That works for me.”
“Nah. I've got something more interesting in mind for the snake.” She took the cannon back into the trailer, donned the pink latex gloves she'd picked up from Bear's store, and began to measure out the drain cleaner into the empty bottles over the kitchen sink. She sealed them with the screw-Âon caps, shaking them and holding them upside down to make sure that they wouldn't leak.
Maria opened her windows to let the trailer air out. “Drain cleaner is a nasty surprise.”
“The lye in it should neutralize some of the acid. At least, that's what I'm hoping. And the glass bottles should be impervious to both the acid and the lye base.”
Maria busied herself with cleaning and loading Petra's guns, sitting on the steps outside the trailer with a gun cleaning kit she'd brought. She'd also brought her shotgun to leave with Petra, properly accessorized with two boxes of shells.
“Just in case it gets closer than cannon range,” she said.
“Thanks. I appreciate it.”
As the sun lowered on the horizon, Maria made a sandwich run, and the three of them sat at Petra's table, eating sandwiches from Bear's deli. There had been a curious quietude to the afternoon as they made the preparations.
“We could go with you,” Maria suggested as she fed pieces of salami to Sig.
“No. You guys should go home. This could go awfully bad, awfully fast.” Petra smiled over her sandwich crust. “And besides, I need somebody to run interference with Mike. He's not going to be happy when he figures out that I'm not here.”
“He's not your dad. You don't need his permission.”
“Yeah, well. I hate lying to him.”
“And I wouldn't ordinarily advise it. But . . . this is something that you've got to do. You and Gabe.”
Frankie snorted. “You can't trust them. They're Sal's men. They'll protect their own interests, and they'll protect him.”
Petra placed her hand on his. “I know what I'm dealing with, Frankie.”
But she sounded a lot more certain than she felt.
S
al's anger was a palpable thing, like a shimmering humidity before a storm broke.
Gabe knew that he was furious when Petra left with Hollander. The deputies departed shortly afterward, and Sal took that opportunity to take some potshots at Gabe's raven with his rifle. Sal's aim was terrible, and the raven escaped unscathed.
Gabe's strategy was avoidance. He had enough to do to prepare to fight the basilisk without worrying about Sal's tantrums. He and the rest of the Hanged Men kept a wide berth, readying their gear, cleaning their guns, and casting glances at the house.
The Hanged Men were not happy with Gabe, either. They spoke little enough at the best of times, but the silence now was deafening. They knew that he'd given the blood of the basilisk to Petra, and not the Lunaria. And certainly not Sal. He'd put them all in jeopardy by placing them in the line of fire once again. It felt like betrayal.
And he wasn't sorry for it. Not for an instant. The memory of Petra had been brought back to him, and he would not lose her again. In all the years that he'd been dead, he'd felt a gradual dulling of sensation, an erosion of emotion as time passed over him. It had worn away the sharp edges of feeling and left a smooth black stone in his chest.
But she made him feel somethingâÂmore alive. He felt the churning of possibility. His blood quickened, and he had wanted nothing more than to linger with her in the Stella Camera. If there had been no time, no pain, no future of best-Âlaid plansâÂhe would have given anything to stay in that place. He wanted to memorize the pattern of freckles on her body, to feel the warmth of her mouth on his, to taste the salt on her shoulder.
She was ordinary. She was miraculous.
And he would sacrifice anything for her. The simmering resentment of the Hanged Men, Sal's wrath . . . it was all nothing in light of seeing her open her eyes in the dark. If she walked away forever, washed her hands of all the filthy business of the undead, it still would have been worth it for that one night of her dozing against his shoulder. He had not felt this way about any other woman, not even Jelena.
The decision was made, and he would make it work. He'd save the Lunaria, and he'd figure out some way to placate Sal afterward.
But Sal had other ideas.
In the afternoon, Sal's shiny pickup truck came barreling down the drive from the house. It plunged into the fields and jounced over ruts, splashing mud and breaking a fence post. Seeing him from a distance, Gabe first thought that Sal must have finally had a stroke, but his head was upright in the rear window of the truck, and he kept driving. He didn't stop for the Hanged Men, just went barreling past. Driving west.
A chill trickled down Gabe's spine, and he began to run.
The other Hanged Man sensed his disquiet. Ravens exploded overhead, heading to the Lunaria.
But Sal was already there. He had limped outside the truck with a cane and was pouring a can of gasoline over the trunk of the tree. The vapors shimmered in the afternoon sun, a warning of his invisible malice.
The ravens flooded to the tree, screaming.
Sal turned to look at them, murder on his face. He struck a match and tossed it at the roots of the Lunaria.
Flames blossomed, spiraling up the trunk. The birds that meant to roost in the tree flew past, cawing in a deafening cacophony of panic.
“Get some water!” Gabe shouted at the Hanged Men. Most fluttered back to the barn as birds to find feed buckets and anything that would hold water from the faraway siphon. The few that remained as men took off their coats to try to beat out the fire.
But it was going to be too late. That much was clear. The flames licked up the brittle tree, chewing through the leaves and branches. The fire roared, sparks pushed in the wind, black smoke blowing back over the grass, dripping fiery leaves.
Sal leaned heavily against the bumper of the truck, looking pleased with himself. He had had the same expression when he was a child, frying anthills with a magnifying glass. He'd never changed.
Gabe's hands balled into fists. He advanced upon Sal, grabbed his flannel lapels in his fists and shook him. “Why did you do that? Why?” he snarled.
Sal leveled him with the most evil look a human face could countenance. “You found the basilisk. You found its bloodâÂand you gave it to that woman.”
Gabe cocked his head. How could Sal have known? He glanced over his shoulder at his fellow Hanged Men, and a Âcouple looked away. Sal had extracted the information from them. Or else, one of them had told him outright.
“That blood was promised to me. And you're going to suffer for it.”
The field was burning now, the seed tassels of the grasses popping and sparking. This fire could spread, could cause so much more damage than just to the Lunaria.
Gabe hissed at him: “There is more blood. The snake is still out there.”
Sal shrugged. “You boys forgot to follow orders. Now, maybe you'll follow 'em. For whatever short time you have left. I have your complete attention now. Don't I?” He cocked his sallow head.
Gabe hauled off and slugged him. Sal sprawled against the immaculately-Âwashed hood of his truck, spitting blood against the shiny paint. Gabe picked the rancher up and threw him on the ground, twenty feet away from the truck, in the path of the fire. Sal struggled to get up, but couldn't do more than drag himself on his elbows.
Gabe reached inside the pickup to find the keys, and pocketed them. If Sal was going to get back to the house, he'd have to do it on his hands and knees, if the fire didn't claim him first.
The tree was sobbing. He turned.
A soft wind echoed through its branches as they crisped to ash. It was a sound of such sorrow that tears flickered in Gabe's eyes.
The tree was magnificent, still, even in its death. It sighed until all the leaves blackened and curled away, until the fine branches were consumed in smoke, flames licking over the lower branches from which more than a dozen men had been hanged.
By the time the Hanged Men returned with water to douse the fire, the tree was a black husk, part of a trunk and just a few main branches. They'd pumped water into buckets and cattle troughs, dumping it on the fire. But it had to burn itself out, these crooked singed black fingers reaching toward the sky.
Sal was crawling in the field toward home, determined to make it back to his log castle, even if he couldn't drive there.
Gabe's shadow stretched over him. Fury had risen in his chest, settling in his throat. “You had no right.”
“It's my land,” he gasped. “My tree.”
Gabe considered beating him to death, stomping him to bits and burying him in a shallow grave that no one would ever find. He toyed with the idea of burning him, letting him die in sympathy with the tree.
“There's no point in letting him live,” one of the Hanged Men, Mitchell, asserted. “There's no tree.”
“Do with him as you wish.” Gabe said. The image of the smoking tree had hit him too hard; he was tired of dickering with the old despot about which rules he'd failed to follow. If Sal died, another of the Rutherford clan would take over. Could be worse. Could be better. But they wouldn't be alive to see it, not without the tree.
The Hanged Men grabbed Sal and a length of rope, making ready to hang Sal on the last solid branch that remained. Sal kicked and howled and ranted about how he was king of his ranch, and the cops would be down on them like fleas on a dog, but no one answered him.
They strung the noose up, the rope sizzling against the tree. Mitchell jammed Sal's head into the noose and pulled. Sal coughed and sputtered, his eyes and tongue bulging while his feet kicked out into space.
“All of us were hanged by this tree, Sal. All of us.” Gabe walked around him, wanting to etch his misery into his brain. “But you will be the only one hanged here who will have truly died. Now that the tree is dead, you'll be dropped straight into the hell of your own making.”
Sal didn't go quickly. He thrashed and tried to get his fingers underneath the noose. Then Mitchell made a sharp jerk with his supernatural strength, and Sal's neck finally broke. It was probably a kindness that Sal didn't deserve. But they all remembered their own hangings.
“What now, boss?” Mitchell asked him.
“Leave him. We still have one more night to live . . . and the snake to reckon with. Let's make the most of it.”
They packed their gear, took Sal's shiny new truck, and headed down the road.
Not one bothered to cut Sal down from the tree or douse the small fires in the field. The tree was dead. Sal was dead.
All that was left was the snake and whatever life remained in their bodies until they wound down and died.
P
etra sat on the steps of the trailer, waiting.