Miss Marple and Mystery (47 page)

‘When I say I’m going through with a thing, I go through with it,’ he said in a voice such as might belong to a strong superman with eyes of steel.

‘Oh, but, Ted, dear, you mustn’t. Oh, Lord, she’s coming. Look here, Ted, she’s going out to dinner tonight. I can slip out and meet you. Don’t do anything till you’ve seen me. Eight o’clock. Wait for me round the corner.’ Her voice changed to a seraphic murmur. ‘Yes, ma’am, I think it was a wrong number. It was Bloomsbury 0234 they wanted.’

As Edward left the office at six o’clock, a huge headline caught his eye.

J
EWEL
R
OBBERY
. L
ATEST
D
EVELOPMENTS

Hurriedly he extended a penny. Safely ensconced in the Tube, having dexterously managed to gain a seat, he eagerly perused the printed sheet. He found what he sought easily enough.

A suppressed whistle escaped him. ‘Well – I’m –’

And then another adjacent paragraph caught his eye. He read it through and let the paper slip to the floor unheeded.

Precisely at eight o’clock, he was waiting at the rendezvous. A breathless Dorothy, looking pale but pretty, came hurrying along to join him.

‘You haven’t done anything, Ted?’

‘I haven’t done anything.’ He took the ruby chain from his pocket. ‘You can put it on.’

‘But, Ted –’

‘The police have got the rubies all right – and the man who pinched them. And now read this!’

He thrust a newspaper paragraph under her nose. Dorothy read:

NEW ADVERTISING STUNT

A clever new advertising dodge is being adopted by the All-English Fivepenny Fair who intend to challenge the famous Woolworths. Baskets of fruit were sold yesterday and will be on sale every Sunday. Out of every fifty baskets, one will contain an imitation necklace in different coloured stones. These necklaces are really wonderful value for the money. Great excitement and merriment was caused by them yesterday and
EAT MORE FRUIT
will have a great vogue next Sunday. We congratulate the Fivepenny Fair on their resource and wish them all good luck in their campaign of Buy British Goods.

‘Well –’ said Dorothy.

And after a pause: ‘Well!’

‘Yes,’ said Edward. ‘I felt the same.’

A passing man thrust a paper into his hand.

‘Take one, brother,’ he said. ‘
The price of a virtuous woman is far above rubies.
’

‘There!’ said Edward. ‘I hope that cheers you up.’

‘I don’t know,’ said Dorothy doubtfully. ‘I don’t exactly want to
look
like a good woman.’

‘You don’t,’ said Edward. ‘That’s why the man gave me that paper. With those rubies round your neck you don’t look one little bit like a good woman.’

Dorothy laughed.

‘You’re rather a dear, Ted,’ she said. ‘Come on, let’s go to the pictures.’

‘The Golden Ball’ was first published as ‘Playing the Innocent’ in the Daily Mail, 5 August 1929.

George Dundas stood in the City of London meditating.

All about him toilers and money-makers surged and flowed like an enveloping tide. But George, beautifully dressed, his trousers exquisitely creased, took no heed of them. He was busy thinking what to do next.

Something had occurred! Between George and his rich uncle (Ephraim Leadbetter of the firm of Leadbetter and Gilling) there had been what is called in a lower walk of life ‘words’. To be strictly accurate the words had been almost entirely on Mr Leadbetter’s side. They had flowed from his lips in a steady stream of bitter indignation, and the fact that they consisted almost entirely of repetition did not seem to have worried him. To say a thing once beautifully and then let it alone was not one of Mr Leadbetter’s mottos.

The theme was a simple one – the criminal folly and wickedness of a young man, who has his way to make, taking a day off in the middle of the week without even asking leave. Mr Leadbetter, when he had said everything he could think of and several things twice, paused for breath and asked George what he meant by it.

George replied simply that he had felt he wanted a day off. A holiday, in fact.

And what, Mr Leadbetter wanted to know, were Saturday afternoon and Sunday? To say nothing of Whitsuntide, not long past, and August Bank Holiday to come?

George said he didn’t care for Saturday afternoons, Sundays or Bank Holidays. He meant a real day, when it might be possible to find some spot where half London was not assembled already.

Mr Leadbetter then said that he had done his best by his dead sister’s son – nobody could say he hadn’t given him a chance. But it was plain that it was no use. And in future George could have five real days with Saturday and Sunday added to do with as he liked.

‘The golden ball of opportunity has been thrown up for you, my boy,’ said Mr Leadbetter in a last touch of poetical fancy. ‘And you have failed to grasp it.’

George said it seemed to him that that was just what he
had
done, and Mr Leadbetter dropped poetry for wrath and told him to get out.

Hence George – meditating. Would his uncle relent or would he not? Had he any secret affection for George, or merely a cold distaste?

It was just at that moment that a voice – a most unlikely voice – said, ‘Hallo!’

A scarlet touring car with an immense long bonnet had drawn up to the curb beside him. At the wheel was that beautiful and popular society girl, Mary Montresor. (The description is that of the illustrated papers who produced a portrait of her at least four times a month.) She was smiling at George in an accomplished manner.

‘I never knew a man could look so like an island,’ said Mary Montresor. ‘Would you like to get in?’

‘I should love it above all things,’ said George with no hesitation, and stepped in beside her.

They proceeded slowly because the traffic forbade anything else. ‘I’m tired of the city,’ said Mary Montresor. ‘I came to see what it was like. I shall go back to London.’

Without presuming to correct her geography, George said it was a splendid idea. They proceeded sometimes slowly, sometimes with wild bursts of speed when Mary Montresor saw a chance of cutting in. It seemed to George that she was somewhat optimistic in the latter view, but he reflected that one could only die once. He thought it best, however, to essay no conversation. He preferred his fair driver to keep strictly to the job in hand.

It was she who reopened the conversation, choosing the moment when they were doing a wild sweep round Hyde Park Corner.

‘How would you like to marry me?’ she inquired casually.

George gave a gasp, but that may have been due to a large bus that seemed to spell certain destruction. He prided himself on his quickness in response.

‘I should love it,’ he replied easily.

‘Well,’ said Mary Montresor, vaguely. ‘Perhaps you may some day.’ They turned into the straight without accident, and at that moment George perceived large new bills at Hyde Park Corner tube station. Sandwiched between
GRAVE POLITICAL SITUATION
and
COLONEL IN DOCK
, one said
SOCIETY GIRL TO MARRY DUKE
and the other
DUKE OF EDGEHILL AND MISS MONTRESOR
.

‘What’s this about the Duke of Edgehill?’ demanded George sternly.

‘Me and Bingo? We’re engaged.’

‘But then – what you said just now –’

‘Oh,
that
,’ said Mary Montresor. ‘You see, I haven’t made up my mind who I shall actually
marry
.’

‘Then why did you get engaged to him?’

‘Just to see if I could. Everybody seemed to think it would be frightfully difficult, and it wasn’t a bit!’

‘Very rough luck on – er – Bingo,’ said George, mastering his embarrassment at calling a real live duke by a nickname.

‘Not at all,’ said Mary Montresor. ‘It will be good for Bingo if anything
could
do him good – which I doubt.’

George made another discovery – again aided by a convenient poster.

‘Why, of course, it’s cup day at Ascot. I should have thought that was the one place you were simply bound to be today.’

Mary Montresor sighed.

‘I wanted a holiday,’ she said plaintively.

‘Why, so did I,’ said George, delighted. ‘And as a result my uncle has kicked me out to starve.’

‘Then in case we marry,’ said Mary, ‘my twenty thousand a year may come in useful?’

‘It will certainly provide us with a few home comforts,’ said George.

‘Talking of homes,’ said Mary, ‘let’s go in the country and find a home we would like to live in.’

It seemed a simple and charming plan. They negotiated Putney Bridge, reached the Kingston by-pass and with a sigh of satisfaction Mary pressed her foot down on the accelerator. They got into the country very quickly. It was half an hour later that with a sudden exclamation Mary shot out a dramatic hand and pointed.

On the brow of a hill in front of them there nestled a house of what house-agents describe (but seldom truthfully) as ‘old-world’ charm. Imagine the description of most houses in the country really come true for once, and you get an idea of this house.

Mary drew up outside a white gate.

‘We’ll leave the car and go up and look at it. It’s our house!’

‘Decidedly, it’s our house,’ agreed George. ‘But just for the moment other people seem to be living in it.’

Mary dismissed the other people with a wave of her hand. They walked up the winding drive together. The house appeared even more desirable at close quarters.

‘We’ll go and peep in at all the windows,’ said Mary.

George demurred.

‘Do you think the other people –?’

‘I shan’t consider them. It’s our house – they’re only living in it by a sort of accident. Besides, it’s a lovely day and they’re sure to be out. And if anyone does catch us, I shall say – I shall say – that I thought it was Mrs – Mrs Pardonstenger’s house, and that I
am
so sorry I made a mistake.’

‘Well, that ought to be safe enough,’ said George reflectively.

They looked in through windows. The house was delightfully furnished. They had just got to the study when footsteps crunched on the gravel behind them and they turned to face a most irreproachable butler.

‘Oh!’ said Mary. And then putting on her most enchanting smile, she said, ‘Is Mrs Pardonstenger in? I was looking to see if she was in the study.’

‘Mrs Pardonstenger is at home, madam,’ said the butler. ‘Will you come this way, please.’

They did the only thing they could. They followed him. George was calculating what the odds against this happening could possibly be. With a name like Pardonstenger he came to the conclusion it was about one in twenty thousand. His companion whispered, ‘Leave it to me. It will be all right.’

George was only too pleased to leave it to her. The situation, he considered, called for feminine finesse.

They were shown into a drawing-room. No sooner had the butler left the room than the door almost immediately reopened and a big florid lady with peroxide hair came in expectantly.

Mary Montresor made a movement towards her, then paused in well-simulated surprise.

‘Why!’ she exclaimed. ‘It
isn’t
Amy! What an extraordinary thing!’

‘It
is
an extraordinary thing,’ said a grim voice.

A man had entered behind Mrs Pardonstenger, an enormous man with a bulldog face and a sinister frown. George thought he had never seen such an unpleasant brute. The man closed the door and stood with his back against it.

‘A very extraordinary thing,’ he repeated sneeringly. ‘But I fancy we understand your little game!’ He suddenly produced what seemed an outsize in revolvers. ‘Hands up. Hands up, I say. Frisk ’em, Bella.’

George in reading detective stories had often wondered what it meant to be frisked. Now he knew. Bella (alias Mrs P.) satisfied herself that neither he nor Mary concealed any lethal weapons on their persons.

‘Thought you were mighty clever, didn’t you?’ sneered the man. ‘Coming here like this and playing the innocents. You’ve made a mistake this time – a bad mistake. In fact, I very much doubt whether your friends and relations will ever see you again. Ah! you would, would you?’ as George made a movement. ‘None of your games. I’d shoot you as soon as look at you.’

‘Be careful, George,’ quavered Mary.

‘I shall,’ said George with feeling. ‘Very careful.’

‘And now march,’ said the man. ‘Open the door, Bella. Keep your hands above your heads, you two. The lady first – that’s right. I’ll come behind you both. Across the hall. Upstairs . . .’

They obeyed. What else could they do? Mary mounted the stairs, her hands held high. George followed. Behind them came the huge ruffian, revolver in hand.

Mary reached the top of the staircase and turned the corner. At the same moment, without the least warning, George lunged out in a fierce backward kick. He caught the man full in the middle and he capsized backwards down the stairs. In a moment George had turned and leaped down after him, kneeling on his chest. With his right hand, he picked up the revolver which had fallen from the other’s hand as he fell.

Bella gave a scream and retreated through a baize door. Mary came running down the stairs, her face as white as paper.

‘George, you haven’t killed him?’

The man was lying absolutely still. George bent over him.

‘I don’t think I’ve killed him,’ he said regretfully. ‘But he’s certainly taken the count all right.’

‘Thank God.’ She was breathing rapidly. ‘Pretty neat,’ said George with permissible self-admiration. ‘Many a lesson to be learnt from a jolly old mule. Eh, what?’

Mary pulled at his hand.

‘Come away,’ she cried feverishly. ‘Come away quick.’

‘If we had something to tie this fellow up with,’ said George, intent on his own plans. ‘I suppose you couldn’t find a bit of rope or cord anywhere?’

‘No, I couldn’t,’ said Mary. ‘And come away, please – please – I’m so frightened.’

‘You needn’t be frightened,’ said George with manly arrogance. ‘
I’m
here.’

‘Darling George, please – for my sake. I don’t want to be mixed up in this.
Please
let’s go.’

The exquisite way in which she breathed the words ‘for my sake’ shook George’s resolution. He allowed himself to be led forth from the house and hurried down the drive to the waiting car. Mary said faintly: ‘You drive. I don’t feel I can.’ George took command of the wheel.

‘But we’ve got to see this thing through,’ he said. ‘Heaven knows what blackguardism that nasty looking fellow is up to. I won’t bring the police into it if you don’t want me to – but I’ll have a try on my own. I ought to be able to get on their track all right.’

‘No, George, I don’t want you to.’

‘We have a first-class adventure like this, and you want me to back out of it? Not on my life.’

‘I’d no idea you were so bloodthirsty,’ said Mary tearfully.

‘I’m not bloodthirsty. I didn’t begin it. The damned cheek of the fellow – threatening us with an outsize revolver. By the way – why on earth didn’t that revolver go off when I kicked him downstairs?’

He stopped the car and fished the revolver out of the side-pocket of the car where he had placed it. After examining it, he whistled.

‘Well, I’m damned! The thing isn’t loaded. If I’d known that –’ He paused, wrapped in thought. ‘Mary, this is a very curious business.’

‘I know it is. That’s why I’m begging you to leave it alone.’

‘Never,’ said George firmly.

Mary uttered a heartrending sigh.

‘I see,’ she said, ‘that I shall have to tell you. And the worst of it is that I haven’t the least idea how you’ll take it.’

‘What do you mean – tell me?’

‘You see, it’s like this.’ She paused. ‘I feel girls should stick together nowadays – they should insist on knowing something about the men they meet.’

‘Well?’ said George, utterly fogged.

‘And the most important thing to a girl is how a man will behave in an emergency – has he got presence of mind – courage – quick wittedness? That’s the kind of thing you can hardly ever know – until it’s too late. An emergency mightn’t arise until you’d been married for years. All you do know about a man is how he dances and if he’s good at getting taxis on a wet night.’

‘Both very useful accomplishments,’ George pointed out.

‘Yes, but one wants to feel a man is a man.’

‘The great wide-open spaces where men
are
men.’ George quoted absently.

‘Exactly. But we have no wide-open spaces in England. So one has to create a situation artificially. That’s what I did.’

‘Do you mean –?’

‘I do mean. That house, as it happens, actually
is
my house. We came to it by design – not by chance. And the man – that man that you nearly killed –’

‘Yes?’

‘He’s Rube Wallace – the film actor. He does prize-fighters, you know. The dearest and gentlest of men. I engaged him. Bella’s his wife. That’s why I was so terrified that you’d killed him. Of course the revolver wasn’t loaded. It’s a stage property. Oh, George, are you very angry?’