Read Mr Corbett's Ghost Online
Authors: Leon Garfield
He paused and stared at his young caller with a quaintly earnest air. He took a pace down so that he and the boy stood on a level. They were of a height. Maybe, even, Benjamin was a shade the taller.
âAdmit nowâyour heart and soul ain't in it?'
An unlucky expression! Whatever of doubt or uneasiness Benjamin might have felt (and he felt both, for he was but human) shrank beside the sudden image of skinny, grinning Mister Corbett grating, âHeart and soul, Master Partridge. I want them. I demand them!'
âLet me in,' muttered Benjamin bleakly.
The house smelled of graveyardsâas did the old manâbut otherwise it was no glummer than a parlour in Bow. The old man shrugged his shoulders, as if he'd done what he could, and led the way.
âThis way, young man. Tread carefully. The stairs are treacherous. I don't want your death on my hands!'
So there was such a room aloft.
Benjamin's heart began to struggle in his breast. His breath came quickly and made thin patterns in the candle light. The old man paused. He jerked the candle down, thereby causing banisters and certain respectable pieces of mahogany furniture to take fright and crouch in their own shadows.
âRemember, young manâit's heart and soul or nothing!'
Again, fear and doubt fell away as Mister Corbett's face was before Benjamin. His heart grew steady under a ballast of two years' hating.
âIt's heart and soul, all right! And I'll tell youâ'
âTell me nothing!' interrupted the old man curtly. âNo reasons,
if
you please! Reasons ain't my concern. Had my fill of 'em, young man. Reasons that would freeze the ears off a brass monkey. Payment's my concern.'
Nervously Benjamin felt in his pocket. Not much there. But he hoped with all his heart and soul it was enough to procureâMister Corbett's death!
âNothing now,' said the old man, observing Benjamin's action and divining its result. âI don't aim to beggar you. My terms is fairer than that. A quarter of your earnings from now tillâ'
âTill when?'
âTill you die, young man. Just till then. And then you're free. Paid up. Discharged. Now, no haggling
if
you please. This ain't a market-place. Take my terms or leave 'em. A quarter of everything from now till Doomsday. I always deal in quarters. Always have and always will. So it'll be fivepence out of every one and eightpence. Or, if you prosper (and please God you do!), five shillings out of every pound. No more: no less. Don't be offended, young man. I always put my terms straight. Ask anyone . . .'
But Benjamin was not disposed to ask anyone. The terms seemed reasonably fair, future payment being a cheerfuller prospect than present expense. He nodded in as businesslike a fashion as the circumstance allowed.
The old man shook his head and, with many a painful sigh, continued upward into the night.
âAnother floor, young man. The top of the house.'
âI know,' said Benjamin.
Again, the old man paused. He peered down over the banister with an air of resentment, as if a confidence had been betrayed and a secret blown to the winds. He seemed to shiver before mounting the remaining stairs briskly. Benjamin followed.
âThis is the room,' said the old man, and pushed open a door.
For no reason but expectation, Benjamin shrank back into his pitiful coat. Yet the room was quiet. A fire burned subtly in the grate, and the furnishings were as genteel as anything else in the house. True, there was a smell of graveyards, but no worse than in the hall downstairs.
âCome inside,' said the old man, lighting a second candle. âCome in and sit you down.'
His voice was grown suddenly courteous, as if long custom in that room had got the better of him. âTake a chair by the fire, dear sir.'
But Benjamin did not hear him. He was peering round for the dreadful item that was to chill him to the soul.
âThe chair, sir. Take a seat. This is journey's end.'
Benjamin recollected himself, attempted to smile, then sat in a chair as ordinary as an attorney's. Likewise the desk the old man was fumbling in, and a sideboard that supported the candlesticksâall as ordinary as sin.
There was a painting above the mantel of a tragical woman in an old-fashioned blue dress. Most likely the old man's motherâelse why was she there? And what could be more ordinary than that? No: there was nothing uncanny anywhere.
âNow, young manâyour name,
if
you please?'
âPartridge. Benjamin Partridge.'
âAnd . . . and the
other
name?'
âCorbett. Apothecary Corbett of Gospel Oak.'
The old man wrote carefully, then sanded the paper and put it away in a drawer. While he was engaged, Benjamin peered round the room once more.
The wall facing the window was taken up with shelves. Shelves from floor to ceiling. Shelves about a foot apart and divided into pigeon-holes.
So the old man liked pigeon-holes? Nothing chilling in that. What did he keep in them? Impossible to see. Sharp shadows obscured each openingâsave one. A gleam of white could be seen. Benjamin stared.
Lord! Was itâwas it a
pudding bowl
? Yes indeed! And cracked. Benjamin all but grinned at the absurdity of it.
âHave you,' said the old man gently, âanything about you that
he
has touched lately? Anything will do. Just so long as he's touched it and his warmth's been upon it.'
Benjamin started. The old man had left the desk and was standing before him, hand outstretched. Confusedly, he felt in his pockets and found the empty jar for the âpiece of a ghost'.
âYes!' said the boy angrily. âHere's something he touched! Rot him!'
âAll in good time,' said the old man, and took the jar.
He examined it carefully . . . so carefully that his withered old lips seemed to touch it.
What now? He began to fish about in his pockets. (Lord, he must have been wearing as many coats as a hackney carriage driver!)
At last he found what he wanted. Nothing worse than a length of black ribbon.
Without another glance at the boy, he wound it round the neck of the jar and tied it in a curious knot. Then he took up a candle and shuffled over to the wall of shelves. As he drew near, he raised the candle so that by chance it illumined each and every pigeon-hole.
Now
the boy's soul grew cold as ice. He shook and he shuddered. A chill crept through his veins.
In each of the pigeon-holes lay a singular item. An item of no great value. An item that bore no relation to its neighbourâsave in one thing.
Here, there was a pincushion; there, a pair of spectacles; beneath, was a silver fork; beside it, a lace handkerchiefâand beside that, a child's doll, very fixed-looking. In one hole, there lay a pistol, and in another, a piece of wax candle . . .
Items as far apart as could be imagined, with but one odd, trifling thing in common. Each had tied about it, and fastened with a curious knot, a piece of black ribbon!
âIt's done,' said the old man quietly. Mister Corbett's jar had joined its neighbours.
âIs he . . . he is . . . dead now?' whispered Benjamin, unable to tear his eyes from that wall of mortal hate.
âIn minutes, young man. Nothing can save him now. No need to worry. If you leave directly, you'll see it. Come, young manâit's nearly time.'
But, try as he might, Benjamin could not look away from the shelved wall. He'd seen a hat he thought he knew. The hat of a gentleman who had lived nearbyâtill he'd died last month: much beloved, universally mourned.
Who had brought that hat?
The old man sensed the boy's distress. He moved the candle away from the wall so that all the pigeon-holes sank back into their separate blacknesses.
âEveryone fancies they recognize an item there,' he murmured. âBut, believe me, it's most unlikely. It really is!'
He took the boy's arm. âNow you must hurry. Back to the road, else you'll miss him. And that would never do! After all, it's the chief part of what you're paying for!'
His fingers were strong. They fumbled down to the boy's bone causing sharp pains to inhabit his arm from shoulder to finger-tips.
There were no more words between them. The old man snuffed the unnecessary candle and, holding the other, drew Benjamin from the room.
Where was the black ribboned jar? On which shelf? Vainly, the boy glared over his shoulder as he was pulled from the room. All was darkness: his own offering not to be distinguished among dolls, spectacles, and pudding bowls. Such an insignificant thing was his hatred!
Silentlyâsave for the sound of his own rough breathing and the old man's snufflesâthey went down the stairs and back to the front door.
Not so much as a: Good night, young man, did the old man utter; still less a: Happy New Year. Maybe he thought he'd already done enough in that direction?
All he said as they stood momentarily on the porch was: âRemember, Benjamin Partridge of Gospel Oak, a quarter of your life's earnings. Monthly. My usual terms.
Now, hurry or you'll miss it! His time's all but at full stretch!'
Did he then push the boy back on to the path? Or did Benjamin stumble? He fell face down and heard the door shut and the knocker tremble faintly.
He got to his feet. His fall, and now the general night damp, conspired to make him vilely cold. He pushed his hands into his pockets and found he old man's medicineâstill undelivered.
He turned to go back. The porch light was doused. The houseâmore like a great undertaker than everâwas of a misty black. He shivered, and turned again towards the high road.
He'd been advised to hurry. So hurry he did: along the disquieting path that sobbed under his feet like a heartbroken child . . .
At last he reached the road. Thank God, the wind was much diminished. Overhead the clouds hung in vague, disturbing shapesâsome horned, some winged, some with jaws agape.
There came a sound of running feet. He looked along the road towards Highgate. His heart quickened. He began to sweat.
Towards him, limping and panting, spectacles agleam in the moon (whose light did nothing but bad for his leprous complexion), came Mister Corbett!
Nearer and nearer he came. Was he grinning? How ugly were his teeth!
But what now? His bony hands reached outâas if he would clutch and speak. To say what? Nothing.
Even as he reached to touch the boy his face curdled, his eyes fell up, and his mouth fell down in a long, black O.
The old man had done his business capably. Mister Corbett was dead. His body dropped down in the road. And over it stood Benjamin Partridge: revenged.
There was not much of pleasure on the boy's face. He was not situated for it. Alone he stood, under the high night, beside the corpse of the master he'd wished dead with all his heart and soul.
âI didn't do it,' he whispered uneasily. âI never touched him!'
â
YOU ASKED FOR
it, Mister Corbett! As the moon's my witness, you asked for it! One kind word out of you and I'd not have gone to the house. As this moon above is my witness!'
Benjamin Partridge turned from the corpse and peered at the moon: his witness.
His witness! Fearfully he stared up and along the road. Who else, beside the moon, had seen? No one. Not a living soul anywhereâsave his own.
With difficulty, he smiled . . . then caught Mister Corbett's eye. Disagreeably, the apothecary's spectacles still shone in the moonlight. Being lifeless, they'd failed to die.
âI'm off now, Mister Corbett. And there's nothing you can say that'll keep me this time!'
He began to walk, but soon stopped and looked back. There lay the corpse, face upward, silently shouting to the moon.
Benjamin swallowed, but there was no moisture in his throat. He attempted to walk again. A frightening thought struck him. What if he should meet with someone while the dead apothecary was still in sight? Would not that someone put two and two together and make an unfavourable four?
âMurderer!' they'd shout âMurderer! He's murdered his master! Catch him! Hang him!'
No doubt about it. With much circumspection he began to creep back.
Dear God! How them spectacles shone under the moon! Fair blazed, they did! Once more, he stood by the dead
man. Best move him off the road. Best tumble him among the bushes. Blame the footpads. Blame the weather, evenâbut don't blame Benjamin!
He
never laid a finger on him.
Damn the old man! Why did he have to fetch Mister Corbett out on to the road to give up his dingy ghost? Why couldn't the perishing have been quiet and respectable in bed? Or even in the shop? Just dropped down behind the counter like an old broom?
âRot you, Mister Corbett! You're as horrible dead as alive! But not for long!'
He bent down and seized hold of the apothecary's coat and pulled with all his might.
âYou're a dead weight, Mister Corbett, skinny that you are! Your bones must be made of . . . of lead!'
The apothecary's head dropped down on to his chest, as if apologizing for the trouble he was giving his apprentice.
They were at the edge of the road. One more heave and Mister Corbett would be safely over it and rolling down into the spotted dark.
How queer the gleaming patches looked, for the phosphorescence caught off the earlier rain still persisted. Maybe it was even more remarkable than before: like a fine fall of stars.
No. More like eyes. Why, they seemed to be in pairs!
âOne last heave and it's goodbye for ever, Mister Corbett!'
Benjamin made ready. Glanced once more along the road. Peace and quiet either way.
âSleep well, Misterâ'
The spots of light! They were shifting. Impossible! The circumstance was distracting himâunsettling his sight. And small wonder!