Mrs. Jeffries & the Yuletide Weddings

Table of Contents

 

THE INSPECTOR AND MRS. JEFFRIES
MRS. JEFFRIES DUSTS FOR CLUES
THE GHOST AND MRS. JEFFRIES
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES STOCK
MRS. JEFFRIES ON THE BALL
MRS. JEFFRIES ON THE TRAIL
MRS. JEFFRIES PLAYS THE COOK
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE MISSING ALIBI
MRS. JEFFRIES STANDS CORRECTED
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES THE STAGE
MRS. JEFFRIES QUESTIONS THE ANSWER
MRS. JEFFRIES REVEALS HER ART
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES THE CAKE
MRS. JEFFRIES ROCKS THE BOAT
MRS. JEFFRIES WEEDS THE PLOT
MRS. JEFFRIES PINCHES THE POST
MRS. JEFFRIES PLEADS HER CASE
MRS. JEFFRIES SWEEPS THE CHIMNEY
MRS. JEFFRIES STALKS THE HUNTER
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE SILENT KNIGHT
MRS. JEFFRIES APPEALS THE VERDICT
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE BEST LAID PLANS
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE FEAST OF ST. STEPHEN
MRS. JEFFRIES HOLDS THE TRUMP
MRS. JEFFRIES IN THE NICK OF TIME
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE YULETIDE WEDDINGS

 

Anthology
MRS. JEFFRIES LEARNS THE TRADE

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

 

eISBN : 978-1-101-15115-0

1. Jeffries, Mrs. (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. Witherspoon, Gerald (Fictitious character)—
Fiction. 3. Police—England—Fiction. 4. Housekeepers—England—Fiction. 5. Weddings—England—
Fiction. 6. Murder—Investigation—Fiction. I. Title.
PS3552.R46443M643 2009
813’.54—dc22 2009029943

 

 

 

Agatha Moran didn’t consider herself a cruel woman, merely a determined one. She collapsed her umbrella and stood in the darkness staring through the drizzle at the house. She put her bare hand on the top of the wet wrought iron fence surrounding the courtyard to steady herself and gather her courage. She’d been in such a state this afternoon, she’d forgotten her gloves. Even with her umbrella, she’d gotten soaked to the skin, and she’d stomped through so many standing pools of water, her feet were freezing as well. But she ignored her discomfort. She had more important concerns than her own misery. All she cared about was making sure it was stopped.

All the way here, she’d wondered if she’d have the courage to go through with it. Agatha laughed harshly, amazed she’d ever had any doubts about her own course of action. No matter how difficult, it was a task that had to be completed. Too much was at stake to give up now.

Across the expanse of the tiny cobblestone courtyard, she could see straight in through the window. The drawing room was packed with guests. She smiled grimly. Good. This was perfect; an audience was just the weapon she needed. If she knew her quarry, and she was sure she did, then her appearance at this particular tea party should be enough to stop this madness. She hadn’t wanted to do it this way, but she had no choice. Some people were simply too stupid to be reasonable.

She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and reached for the latch on the gate. A gloved hand grabbed her arm and jerked her backward with such force, she stumbled but managed to grab on to the railing to keep from falling.

Her assailant whirled her around, but before she could utter so much as a sound, the knife plunged straight into her heart. She gasped as the blade was yanked out and thrust back in again and then again. As her knees buckled, she looked down, surprised to see a long wooden handle jutting from her torso.

By the time she collapsed onto the pavement, she didn’t see anything at all.

 

The home of Inspector Gerald Witherspoon was very quiet. Though it was late afternoon, at this time of year it was already dark outside. In the kitchen, the housekeeper, Mrs. Jeffries, and the cook, Mrs. Goodge, were enjoying a cup of tea as they waited for the others in the household to come home.

Wiggins, the footman, was out on some mysterious errand of his own, which both women were sure was buying Christmas presents. Betsy, the maid, was gone to the dressmaker’s and her fiancé, Smythe, the coachman, was at the stables. The inspector was, of course, at the Ladbroke Road Police Station.

Mrs. Jeffries heard the back door open. She glanced at the household’s mongrel dog, Fred, who was sleeping on his rug by the cooker. He didn’t move, didn’t leap up and race for the back door. He simply lay there. “It must be Smythe returning,” she laughed. “Fred’s just thumping his tail.”

“Humph,” Mrs. Goodge snorted. She was a portly, elderly woman with gray hair which she bundled neatly under a floppy cook’s hat. She wore a clean white apron over her dark blue dress and sensible high-topped black shoes. She pushed her wire-framed spectacles back up her nose. “That dog is gettin’ so lazy he barely gets up when Wiggins comes in, either. Smythe should count himself lucky he gets a tail wag or two.”

Smythe stuck his head in the kitchen. “Is it safe to come in? Is she here?”

“She’s at the dressmaker’s,” Mrs. Jeffries said with a smile.

He sighed in relief and stepped into the room. He took off his heavy black overcoat as he walked, pausing just long enough to toss it onto the coat tree. Smythe was a tall, muscled man closer to forty than thirty. His features were harsh, his complexion slightly ruddy, and his black hair had more than a few strands of gray. But the hardness of his features was softened somewhat by his ready smile and deep brown eyes. “Good, it’ll give us a chance to ’ave a bit of a natter.” He pulled out the chair and sat down.

“She’ll not be gone long,” Mrs. Goodge warned. “She’s only havin’ the weddin’ dress fitted. The rest of the trousseau is already finished and ready to be delivered this Saturday.”

“I’ll keep my ears open for the door,” he replied. He turned his attention to the housekeeper. “Have you had a chance to speak to the inspector?”

“I discussed the matter with him before he left for the station this morning.” She poured him a cup of tea and put it in front of him. “I was going to tell you but you were out the door before I had a chance.”

“I had to meet the plumber at the flat before eight. He was worried that gettin’ that new kitchen sink in is goin’ to be an all-day job so I had to get there before he started pul lin’ out the old one,” he replied.

“Yes, well, I hope everything went according to plan,” she continued. “But in answer to your question, the inspector is quite happy to come to a new arrangement about your and Betsy’s living situation. However, he did want me to make it very clear that just because you’re getting married, there’s no reason you must leave the house. We can turn the attic into a flat for the two of you.” She had suggested that to the inspector; truth to tell, she really did hate the idea of the two of them leaving. Even if they’d both be here every day, it wouldn’t be the same.

Smythe smiled gratefully. “That’s kind of him, but I think it’s best if we move into our own flat. It’ll make Betsy feel good to have a home of her own.”

“She has a home,” Mrs. Goodge said before she could stop herself. “Both of you do. This is your home and movin’ into that flat is goin’ to cost such a lot of money. And what about our cases? What if we get one early in the mornin’ or late at night? What’ll we do then? You’ll not be here. You’ll be livin’ somewhere else.”

Mrs. Goodge was referring to the fact that their employer was now the most famous police detective in London. Before he’d inherited this house, Witherspoon had been quite happily working in the records room at Scotland Yard. But when he’d hired Mrs. Jeffries as his housekeeper, she’d put a stop to that nonsense. She’d seen his true potential and made sure his talent wasn’t wasted on putting old cases away in file boxes.

In the years since then, Inspector Witherspoon had solved more murders than anyone in the history of the Metropolitan Police Force. His superiors were amazed by his uncanny ability to unravel even the most complex of cases.

Gerald Witherspoon was as surprised by his newfound ability as anyone else, but that was only to be expected. He had no idea his entire household helped him on each and every investigation. They’d come together from a variety of diverse backgrounds and grown to be a family as they’d investigated the inspector’s cases. Now with Betsy and Smythe set to marry and move out, Mrs. Goodge was terrified that everything would change.

Smythe smiled at her. “Now you’re not to be frettin’, Mrs. Goodge. We’ll always be here for our cases. You know that. We’ll only be around the corner so even if we get a case in the dead of night, Wiggins could nip round and fetch us.”