Muletrain to Maggody (2 page)

“Remember when those Hollywood folks tried to make a movie here?” whispered Estelle. “Now that was something.”

Ruby Bee leaned around me. “These ain’t Hollywood folks, Estelle.”

“I doubt this documentary will have any sex scenes,” I said drily.

Eileen Buchanon stood up. “So what does this mean to us? Are we supposed to get on mules and gallop around till we get shot?”

“Not at all,” said Miss Hathaway. “We put out the word for three dozen reenactors and had more volunteers than we can possibly use. A filmmaker from Missouri has offered his services and equipment in exchange for expenses. Two impressionists with national reputations will arrive a few days in advance to speak at the schools about the hardships realized not only by the soldiers, but also by the civilians. One of them portrays a Southern widow, the other a Northern general. It’s a wonderful educational opportunity for the students. They both have very busy schedules, so we were quite lucky to engage them.”

“So how many folks are you expecting?” asked Ruby Bee. “I own the one motel in town, and it’s only got six units.”

“The reenactors will set up their camps so that schoolchildren and interested citizens can tour the facilities and learn how the soldiers lived during those infamous years. Mrs. Jim Bob has kindly offered to provide hospitality to myself, Wendell Streek, who is the treasurer of the historical society, and a few other selected parties. We will need to reserve units for the filmmaker and his assistant. He’s told me that he will hire a few of your local teenagers to help them.”

“Where we’re going to make money,” inserted Jim Bob, “is from the tourists coming into town to goggle at this play-acting. Some of ’em might pay to camp on various folks’ pastures. The SuperSaver is gonna fix up box lunches and sell fancy bottled water. The pool hall’s liable to do some lively business after dark on account of the nearest movie theater being twenty miles away. There’s been some talk about the high school having a square dance in the gym, with the profits going to buy new uniforms for the football team.” He gave me an evil smile. “And the town’s revenue is bound to go up with all the tickets our dedicated chief of police writes for speeding, running the stoplight, illegal parking, trespassing, littering, and whatever else goes on. Maybe the town council will pass an ordinance that forbids spitting in public.”

“I’ll second that,” I said. “You can recruit Raz to be your poster boy.”

Miss Hathaway cleared her throat. “We have not publi-cized this because of the potentially volatile nature of the information in the journal. Members of the historical society have been informed, naturally, and might drive out to watch the filming. The reenactors will bring along a few family members, most of whom will stay in area RV parks and campgrounds. Word of the treasure will leak out eventually, but I doubt Maggody will experience an influx of tourists for a few weeks.”

“Just who are these reenactors that are gonna be running all over town?” asked Lottie Estes. “Are they like actors on a movie set? I don’t like the idea of a lot of armed strangers that think the Civil War is just an excuse to get drunk and start throwing punches at each other like those rednecks at the pool hall.”

“I asked that question myself. Two members of the society were reenactors before their infirmities forced them to retire. For them, and apparently most of the others, it’s a hobby, not a religion or an obsession. They told me there are more than forty thousand reenactors in the nation. The reenactment weekends are clean-cut family activities, camping trips, reunions with friends. They’re trying to recapture, if just for the few days, an era of simplicity. Women in long skirts, peeling potatoes and swapping recipes. Children playing tag instead of computer games. Lanterns, campfires, and banjos instead of telemarketers and utility bills. They invest money in their hobby, but perhaps less than fishermen with their state-of-the-art sonar equipment and lures. I don’t think we’ll have to worry about unruly behavior, especially with such a small group.”

“You used the word ‘most,’ ” I said pointedly, being the defender of law and order and all that.

Miss Hathaway looked down for a moment, clearly uncomfortable. “According to Mr. Mazurri, sadly confined to his wheelchair because of rheumatoid arthritis, there is a small faction of what are known as ‘hard cores.’ They take their roles very seriously, and have nothing but contempt for the ‘farbs,’ as they call them. The term ‘farb’ supposedly comes from the phrase ‘far be it from authentic.’ Whether or not this is true, I cannot say. In any case, none of the reenactors will have ammunition in their muskets, or even paper wadding, due to the danger of pasture fires. It will all be”—she smiled—“smoke and mirrors, in a manner of speaking. Rebels from the South, Yankees from the North, mules, a cannon, a caisson, and of course the two saddlebags of gold.”

Estelle, no more interested in the reenactors than the majority of those present in the cafeteria, flapped her hand. “So you’re saying the gold might still be up on Cotter’s Ridge. Just how much is it worth today?”

“That’s impossible to say. What records that were not destroyed imply that the saddlebags contained gold Double Eagles, valued at twenty dollars each at the time. Today numismatists value such coins at anywhere from a few hundred dollars to as much as fifty thousand dollars, depending on the year of mintage and condition.”

“You’re fuckin’ kidding!” said Jim Bob, his yellow eyes glinting like doubloons.

His wife swatted him hard enough to leave his head spinning for several days. “Miss Hathaway, please overlook that crass remark. Our citizens will welcome this opportunity to contribute to the preservation of the significant role our community played in the history of Stump County. We’ll do everything we can long about the middle of next week to ensure that the documentary is a fine and fitting tribute.”

My turn, as I stood up and said with all the grace of a strangled bullfrog, “Next week?”

Miss Hathaway managed a less than convincing smile. “Yes, I’m afraid we weren’t able to give you much notice. It’s a delicate matter, historically speaking. Once the journal turned up with the reference to the treasure, we decided that it would be in the best interests of preserving the sanctity of the site to minimize publicity. The journal will not be made available for scrutiny by historians until after the reenactment has been filmed. Perhaps the soldier who takes the role of Emil Jenks will actually find the cave and return with the saddlebags of gold. Wouldn’t that be thrilling?”

I drove back to the bar with Ruby Bee and Estelle, waited patiently while the former switched on all the neon signs (including that of the molting flamingo out front with a dubious “V can y” promise), unlocked the cash register, and bustled around until she was satisfied.

“Any chance of a grilled cheese sandwich?” I said wistfully.

Estelle, who’d poured herself a glass of sherry and was now perched on her favorite stool at the end of the bar, said, “I swear, Arly, if you keep eatin’ this way, you’re gonna end up looking like Dahlia. I wonder how many yards of material she has to use to make one of those tent dresses she wears?”

“At least she doesn’t have to buy maternity clothes,” said Ruby Bee. “Her and Kevin sure couldn’t afford that, what with the way the two of them keep making babies. Kevvie Junior and Rose Marie ain’t gonna be much more than a year old when they get a baby brother or sister.” She gave me a hard look. “I hear Eileen’s tickled pink to have another grandbaby. I suppose any of us would be.”

“Maybe she’ll sell you one of hers.” I turned my attention to the pies under glass domes. “How about a slice of apple pie?”

Ruby Bee stalked into the kitchen. “Get it yourself,” she said as the door swung closed.

I did as ordered, then glanced at Estelle, who was sucking on a pretzel. “So what do you think about this Civil War thing?”

“It might prove interesting. Jim Bob’s probably right that it’ll bring in some tourists, and gawd knows we can all use the business. Not that I’ll see any of it, though. Folks don’t think about stopping by to get their hair done before settling down on aluminum lawn chairs to watch a battle.”

“It will be thrilling,” said Mrs. Jim Bob as she and Harriet Hathaway came across the tiny dance floor. “The Civil War was a pageant of courage, sacrifice, romance, and patriotism. Brother against brother, neighbor against neighbor, lovers cruelly torn from each other’s arms, young men losing their lives to protect their cherished traditions. I’ll never forget when Scarlett O’Hara stood there on the top of the hill and swore she’d never go hungry again.”

Miss Hathaway eyed Estelle’s glass and sighed. “Do you think I could have a small drop of sherry? It’s been a very long day.”

Estelle patted the stool next to hers. “You just climb right up here, honey, and I’ll fetch you one. Would you care for a pretzel?”

This left Mrs. Jim Bob in a most awkward position. Sitting on a bar stool in proximity to alcohol might cost her the presidency of the Missionary Society if the information was leaked—and it surely would be. Then again, she was merely a commissioned officer in Miss Hathaway’s brigade. She resolved the dilemma by remaining on the dance floor.

“We went by the police department,” she said to me. “It was locked.”

I shrugged. “I don’t keep evening office hours. All criminal activity must take place between the hours of nine and five, excluding my lunch break. Maybe the town council should hire a deputy.”

“Or a new chief of police,” Mrs. Jim Bob said with a sniff.

“I hear there’s an opening for a constable in Bugscuffle. Maybe I ought to apply for it.”

Ruby Bee came out of the kitchen and banged down a plate in front of me. “What’s all this about?” she demanded. “You aiming to order Jim Bob to fire Arly? You tell him if he does, he ain’t never settin’ foot in here again! I can get along just fine without him spilling beer all over the place, telling dirty jokes, spitting on the floor, and pinching women’s behinds.”

Mrs. Jim Bob stiffened. “I said no such thing. Miss Hathaway merely wants to finalize a few details before she returns to Farberville.”

Ruby Bee looked down the bar. “I run a reputable establishment, Miss Hathaway, and you are most welcome—unlike some other folks. What can I do for you?”

“Please, call me Harriet. The documentary crew will arrive in five days, and as far as I’ve been told, will require rooms for three nights. Mr. Wallace will use one, and his assistant the other. May I assume your rates can be accommodated by our limited budget?”

“Just one assistant?” asked Estelle.

“He assured us that he has done this kind of thing before. Will they be able to have their meals here?”

Ruby Bee glared at Mrs. Jim Bob. “Their only other choices are the Dairee Dee-Lishus, which is run by a right surly Mexican fellow, and the deli at the supermarket, which was closed down during the grand opening on account of food poisoning. You recollect that, Arly?”

I put down the grilled cheese sandwich in order to hold up my hands. “Leave me out of this. I’m just going to arrest people for speeding and spitting, or maybe both.”

Mrs. Jim Bob, who was in one sense in the limelight but also in a pink one above the dance floor, took a cautious step forward. “That problem was resolved, but thank you so much for mentioning it, Ruby Bee. Arly, you will need to coordinate with the sheriff’s department concerning crowd control and parking. When particular scenes are being filmed, the road will have to be closed to traffic. We cannot have chicken trucks and station wagons inching past the muletrain.”

“Oh, heavens no,” said Miss Hathaway. “In fact, at least half a mile of the road will have to be covered with dirt in order to re-create the conditions of the era. Even tire tracks would be incongruous.”

Estelle smirked at me. “I have a pretty good idea who ain’t gonna win any popularity contests when the time comes.”

“What else is involved?” I asked Miss Hathaway as visions of tar and feathers danced in my head. “Are you going to drape the bar in camouflage and shut down the supermarket?”

“Nothing like that,” she said. “Any glimpses of them on film can be edited out. Most of the action will be limited to the armies’ campsites, the half-mile stretch of road, and a pasture that I was told belongs to Earl Buchanon.” She smiled at Mrs. Jim Bob, who’d been creeping closer to the bar. “A relative of yours?”

Estelle snorted so fiercely that sherry dribbled out of her nose. “I should say so! If all the Buchanons was to have a family reunion, they could spend six weeks trying to sort out stepsisters and half brothers, first cousins, second cousins, cousins once or twice or three times removed that also happen to be aunts and uncles, not to mention certain paternity issues best left undescribed. Ol’ Bigger Buchanon that lived up in Badger Holler fathered six girls and fourteen grandbabies, all of ’em with very distinctive dimples in their chins. Once the social workers saw what was going on—”