“Yes, we must decide what to do.” Erica put down the very short agenda and looked at us over her glasses. “Now, Agnes was born and raised up in Superior.”
“Really?” Julie’s eyebrows went up. “I didn’t know that.”
Neither had I. Superior lay due north an amazing number of miles, about as far north as you could get and not be in Lake Superior. You heard stories about life up there. That you knew it was cold when the keg of beer on the porch froze solid. That if you milked a cow in January, you got ice cream. That in spring they didn’t spring clean the house—they defrosted it. And so on. People from that far north usually made fun of us downstaters for complaining about a long winter. That Agnes had never once mentioned her hometown seemed odd.
“Did you know she was from Superior?” I asked Randy.
He shrugged and took another cookie.
“Considering the distance,” Erica said, “I don’t think the PTA needs to send a representative to the funeral. It’s too far, and we don’t have the budget. But there are two things we can and should do. One, we’ll all sign this card.” She handed me a sympathy card. “Two, the PTA should phone Agnes’s family with a condolence call.”
“Good idea,” Julie said.
“Appropriate,” Randy agreed.
Only then did I realize my three committee comembers were looking straight at me. My pen made a sudden, deep mark on the legal pad. “Um . . .”
“Thank you for volunteering.” Erica smiled. “Call tomorrow, please.” She pushed a small piece of paper across the table. “Here’s the phone number for Gloria Kuri, Agnes’s sister. Please convey our deepest regrets.”
She nodded; Julie nodded; Randy nodded. I took a cookie.
Well, two.
At the store the next day, the shock of Agnes’s murder had evolved into speculation and sidelong glances at strangers. Lois and I unpacked books and checked the contents against the packing list. Between boxes, she told me about the comments posted on the WisconSINs blog.
“No one’s signing their real names, but I’m sure 28in68 is Bruce Yahrmatter and I
know
flower girl is Colleen Emery.”
“How?”
She gave me an “Oh, please” look. “Have you seen what Donna drives?”
“You know I don’t notice cars much.”
“You must have noticed the VW Beetle around town, the one with the flowers painted all over?”
Even my car-impaired brain had noticed the purple vintage Beetle with the big daisies. “Okay, but how do you know about Bruce?”
Lois flicked out the blade on the utility knife. “He graduated from high school in 1968 and wore number twenty-eight on every team he played: football, basketball, and baseball.”
So simple, once you knew.
Lois sliced open a box and stood there, clicking the blade in and out, in and out. “Who do you think killed Agnes?”
“Me?” I reached inside the box for the contents list. “How would I know?”
“You must have a theory. Everybody does, and you’re much smarter than the average yahoo.”
“If I’m so smart, why did I forget to order that new Thanksgiving book?”
“C’mon, tell Aunt Lois your guess for the killer.”
“I really haven’t thought about it.” I fastened the contents list to a clipboard. “Ready?”
She cocked her eyebrows. “Puh-lease. You can’t pull that one on me. You’re a mom and you’re scared for your kids. Of course you’ve thought about it.”
“Well . . .”
“Ah-hah! I knew it!”
Truth be told, I’d thought about the killer’s identity on and off ever since Marina’s phone call. How could I not wonder? There was a murderer running free, and it was only natural to imagine yourself inside an episode of
Columbo
or
Magnum, P.I.
or
NYPD Blue
. Though I didn’t think I was overly smart, neither did I think myself completely stupid. So it was disquieting that I couldn’t come up with a single person who might have killed Agnes. Sure, a lot of people didn’t get along with her, but it was a long way from anger over school cafeteria offerings to murder.
“Do you think Gus is reading that blog?” I asked.
“Gus has handed over the investigation to the county sheriff, so I can’t imagine it matters if he reads it or not.”
I gaped at her. “He didn’t say anything when I talked to him yesterday.”
“Not sure it was voluntary.” She snicked the utility knife closed. “Cindy said the sheriff called just after lunch.” Cindy did the landscaping at the police department and had a knack for being around for breaking events. “Forty-five minutes later,” Lois said, “the parking lot was jammed with county vehicles and the conference-room door was shut tight for two hours.” She tossed her head. “Looks as though the county folks think Gus couldn’t figure this out himself.”
Yesterday, it had seemed most of Rynwood thought the same way, but that was before the big guns had muscled in. We could scoff at Gus and his staff, but no outsider had better do so.
“I’m sure the sheriff and his deputies have had a lot of experience with murder.” I unfolded the packing list.
“But they don’t know
us
.” Lois pulled books out of the box, scattering foam peanuts everywhere. “They may have fancy investigating techniques, but they don’t know Rynwood.”
And to that there was no rejoinder.
Chapter 7
P
rocrastination can be a useful tool. Sometimes, if you delay long enough, the need to do a task evaporates completely, and you can joyfully feel justified in your procrastination. Of course, there are times when the job hangs over your head and clouds your days, making you miserable with stomach-tightening anxiety. You
know
you should get on with the task; you
know
that delaying the icky job isn’t going to make things any easier. You
know
all that, but you still find reasons to put it off.
So it was Friday, the day after I was asked to call Agnes’s sister, that I tacked Erica’s slip of paper to the bulletin board over the bookstore’s teapot.
“Who’s Gloria Kuri?” Lois peered at the handwriting. “That’s the area code for the great white north. Is she a new writer?”
Since I’d purchased the store, I’d done my best to have events promoting any author who happened to wander by. We also had reading groups where we gave gift certificates to any child who read a book a month. We’d had poetry parties where each child read a poem aloud. Last summer the employees had dressed up as children’s book characters and given a prize to everyone who guessed all of them correctly. Lois’s costume was the hardest to figure, but then not many people dress up as Mike Mulligan’s steam shovel.
“Gloria Kuri is Agnes Mephisto’s sister,” I said. “I was volunteered by the PTA to make a condolence call.”
“And you haven’t yet, have you?” Lois turned, arms crossed over her bright yellow corduroy blazer. “You don’t want to do it, and you’re putting it off.”
“I’ll call today,” I said vaguely. “It’s early. She could still be asleep.”
“It’s ten thirty in the morning.” Lois tapped her watch. “The only day this could be considered early is the first of January.”
“Maybe she works third shift somewhere and she’s sleeping.” Desperation makes you say stupid things. I hated calls like this. I never said the right thing, could never come up with any words of comfort, and had never once felt as if calling did any good.
“Then I’m sure she turns the ringer off while she sleeps. Here.” Lois plucked the slip of paper from the board and handed it to me. “Go call.”
“Now?” I backed away from the fluttering paper. “I can’t. I have to—”
“This will take all of five minutes.” Lois put the slip in my hand and closed my fingers over it. “Go into your office, shut the door, and dial the number.”
“What if it gets busy?” I glanced at the empty store. “I’ll call later this afternoon, when Paoze gets here.”
“You’re worse than a teenager with a term paper.” She took hold of my shoulders and turned me around. “Go.” The push she gave me wasn’t exactly gentle.
We both knew I’d tacked the phone number on the board to get her to goad me into action. I couldn’t be angry at her high-handedness—irritated, maybe, but not angry.
I shut my office door and sat at my desk. I looked at the piles of catalogs. I put out one hand, but jerked it back. Lois was right. This wouldn’t take long. And besides, she was probably listening at the door.
I picked up the receiver and pushed buttons. “Dialing!” I called.
“About time,” came the muffled response.
As the phone rang, I tried to think of the right words to say to the sister of someone who was murdered. By the second ring, I’d come to the conclusion there weren’t any.
“Hello?” The voice was raspy and low, but decidedly female.
“Is this Gloria Kuri?” I asked. Maybe it would be someone else. Maybe I could leave a message. It’d be cheating and my grandmother would spin in her grave, but it would still count.
“Yah, this is Gloria.”
So much for cheating. “My name is Beth Kennedy. I’m secretary of the Tarver Elementary PTA, and I called to say how sorry I am about the death of your sister.” Instantly, I wanted to kick myself. Why had I said
I
was sorry? I was speaking for the PTA and should’ve said
we
were sorry. I really wasn’t any good at this stuff.
“Oh. Well, thanks, I guess.”
Her near-rudeness gave me a boost. She wasn’t any good at this stuff, either.
“She was an outstanding principal.”
“Yeah?”
There was a pause. “I’m sorry for your loss,” I said. “I’m sure it was the worst phone call you’ve ever taken.”
“Who would’ve guessed that ol’ Agnes would end up murdered?” Gloria mused. “Of all of us, I’d have figured her last for something like this.”
“You have a lot of siblings?”
“Oh, yah. Seven of us. Agnes was the oldest, and I was smack in the middle.” She ran off the names of the five other siblings. I should’ve been taking notes. “If I had to make a stab at a murder victim,” she said, “I’d pick Luke. You meet some bad people in jail, you know?”
Whether she meant Luke was bad, or that Luke met bad people, I wasn’t sure.
“Or J.T.,” Gloria added. “She’s got Pop’s temper. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’d started one fight too many with that slacker husband of hers and he finally got guts enough to fight back,” she said. “Yah, that I could’ve seen. But Agnes? Who would’ve figured that?”
“I’m so sorry,” I whispered. “This must be very difficult for you.”
“It’s been hard for years, with Agnes. You know, I can’t think of the last time I saw her.”
“Have you ever been down here to Rynwood?”
“Nah.”
Agnes had been principal for ten years, and her sister hadn’t managed to find the time even once to drive down? But I knew how the years could speed by. You always thought there would be time to do everything, until suddenly there was no time left at all. My father had died young from a heart attack and left behind a shelf full of travel books for the places he and Mom planned to visit after he retired. I yearned to make Gloria feel better but knew I couldn’t. “If there’s anything I can do,” I said, “please ask.”
“Actually,” Gloria said slowly, “there is one thing. I wouldn’t ask, except that you and Agnes were such good friends.”
“Um . . .” This was what I got for saying
I
instead of the PTA
we
. Maybe they were going to bury Agnes down here and she was going to ask me to visit the cemetery and plant flowers. Or maybe she wanted me to speak at the funeral. I could cheat and write a note to be read aloud at the service. I had the letter half written by the time Gloria spoke again.
“See, it’s such a long ways and I’d have to take time off work, and the boss hates when I do that. You’d think being a clerk in an auto-parts store was like a general in the army for how he goes on when I want a day off. I got to be there by noon today, dead sister or no.”
“Um . . .”
“So if I send you a key, you’d take care of things, right? Seeing as how you and Agnes were close.”
“Things?”
“At her house. Clean out the refrigerator, change the mail, do something with the plants, if she has any.”
“I’m not—”
“I’ll call the cops down there and tell them it’s all good with me. You’re a peach for doing this. Beth, right? What’s your address, honey?”
Thirty seconds later, I’d given Gloria my address, agreed to forward any important mail, and promised to keep an eye on the shuttered house until spring, when Gloria or another sibling would come down for house sale arrangements. “None of us goes far in winter,” she said.
Again I spoke before I thought. “Who’s going to make the house payments? Pay the utility bills?”
“That’s not a problem,” Gloria said, and there was a deep sense of bitterness in her tone.
I said good-bye, hung up, and stared into space. What had I done this time? But on the plus side, at least I didn’t have Marina shaking her head and telling me I needed to learn how to stand up for myself.
Cheered, I got up and went to tell Lois to break out the chocolate. Even if I’d been guilted into a job I didn’t want to do, at least I’d made the dreaded phone call and survived—a chocolate-worthy day if there ever was one.
“Mom?”
“Yes, Oliver? Jenna, you’re not wearing flip-flops to school.”
“But, Mom—”
“No whining. I don’t care how trendy they are. A pair of flip-flops is not suitable footgear for forty-five degrees and rain.”
“It won’t
stay
this cold.” Her lip started to jut out. “And it might get sunny.”
“And it might not. Go change.”
A mutinous ogre took over my heretofore cheerful daughter. The friendly face of yore was replaced by a squatted chin, crossed arms, and slitted eyes. “Bailey’s mom lets her wear flip-flops all winter long.”