Murder of the Cat's Meow: A Scumble River Mystery (2 page)

And this is when the Scumble River short story and novella take place:

Chapter 1: Raining Cats and Dogs

Chapter 2: Quick As a Cat

Chapter 3: Who’ll Bell the Cat?

Chapter 4: Cheshire Cat Smile

Chapter 5: Curiosity Killed the Cat

Chapter 6: When a Black Cat Crosses Your Path

Chapter 7: Let the Cat Out of the Bag

Chapter 8: Crazier Than John Smith’s Cat

Chapter 9: Look What the Cat Dragged In

Chapter 10: Morals of an Alley Cat and Scruples of a Snake

Chapter 11: The Catbird Seat

Chapter 12: The Cat Will Meow

Chapter 13: A Cat Has Nine Lives

Chapter 14: Busier Than a One-eyed Cat Watching Two Mouse Holes

Chapter 15: There’s More Than One Way to Pet a Cat

Chapter 16: Nervous as a Cat

Chapter 17: While the Cat’s Away

Chapter 18: Playing Cat and Mouse

Chapter 19: Scaredy-cat

Chapter 20: All Cats Are Gray in the Dark

Chapter 21: Catcall

Chapter 22: Not Enough Room to Swing a Cat

Chapter 23: Has the Cat Got Your Tongue?

Chapter 24: Cat-o’-nine-tails

Epilogue: The Cat Who Swallowed the Canary

Nickeled and Dimed to Death

S
chool psychologist Skye Denison stamped her bunny-slippered foot on the black-and-white-tiled floor of her newly remodeled kitchen and shouted, “If you keep doing that, I won’t be able to convince Wally we should live here once we’re married.”

Silence greeted her threat. Not surprising, since she was the only person in the house. At least the only living person. Which was the problem.

Although Skye’s fiancé, police chief Wally Boyd, claimed he didn’t believe in ghosts, it was kind of hard to ignore the fact that nearly every time he and Skye started to get intimate, something in her house blew up, burst into flames, or broke into a thousand pieces.

Skye’s gaze flitted from the granite counters to the stainless-steel fridge and came to rest on the cherrywood cupboards. She’d been renovating the house since she’d inherited it from Alma Griggs more than two and a half years ago. There was still a lot to do, and the process, so far, had been both frustrating and costly. But there was no way she was selling the place and moving into Wally’s bungalow.

“Do you hear me, Mrs. Griggs?”

There was no response.

“Fine.” Skye blew out an annoyed breath and grabbed the broom. As she swept up the shards of what
had
been her Grandma Leofanti’s Jade-Ite cookie jar, she muttered under her breath, “You’re leaving me no choice.”

Skye had tolerated the situation for as long as she could. While she and Wally were engaged, it was all well and good for them to confine their lovemaking to nights spent at Wally’s place. But once they were married, he needed to be able to move into her house without fear of some disaster forcing them out of bed just when things were getting interesting.

Like this morning, when Wally had stopped by to tell her that his annulment was in the final stages and Father Burns had assured him that it would be completed by the end of April. Skye had been on Wally’s lap, celebrating the good news with a lingering kiss, when the cookie jar flew off the counter and smashed at their feet. It was a miracle neither of them had been injured by flying glass or Oreo shrapnel.

Wally had blamed Skye’s cat for the incident, but she knew Bingo wasn’t the culprit. The chubby feline had tried and failed on several occasions to leap onto the counter. It was too high, and he was too portly. Besides, there was no food sitting out, and without the enticement of something edible to motivate him, Bingo rarely moved farther than the next pool of sunlight.

Skye stepped out onto her back porch. “I’m giving you one more chance,” she said, shivering in the cold March wind and rain, as she threw the sharp fragments of the dearly departed cookie jar into the trash can. “If so much as a door slams shut the next time Wally and I start to make love here, I’m getting rid of you.” It was time to put an end to Mrs. Griggs’s reign of terror—one way or another.

Marching back into the kitchen, Skye grabbed a thin
blue folder from where she had hidden it at the bottom of her junk drawer, sat down at the table, and stared nervously at the file. Just as she inserted a finger beneath the tab, the telephone rang, and she jumped back. Could Mrs. Griggs be phoning to apologize?

Skye giggled at her own silliness. It was one thing to believe the spirit of the house’s previous owner was present, but quite another to think the woman could call from the great beyond.

Halfway to her feet, Skye sank back in the chair. It was probably the same annoying telemarketer that had been pestering her for the past week. A company claiming that it could lower her credit card rates had been calling her three or four times a day, and she’d finally resolved to let her answering machine act as a buffer.

Skye knew that at ten a.m. on a nonworkday morning her best friend, school librarian Trixie Frayne, would still be fast asleep. Despite being married to a farmer, Trixie was not an early riser, so the call wouldn’t be from her.

And it wouldn’t be Wally, since he was on his way to Springfield to begin the last part of the Illinois police chief certification program. The first stage had required only documentation of his extensive law enforcement experience, including leadership abilities, education, and training. But for this final phase, he had to complete written tests that would take all afternoon and several hours the next day. He had told Skye that although the accreditation wasn’t required, he felt it was important for him to have it in order to be a good role model for the officers under his command.

When the phone stopped ringing, then immediately started up again, Skye frowned. Maybe it wasn’t the telemarketer. She doubted a computerized system would continue to redial again and again.

It couldn’t be her brother, Vince. Saturday morning was the busiest time at his hair salon. The usual suspect
would be her mother, but she and Skye’s father had left last night for a weekend stay at Ho-Chunk Casino near the Wisconsin Dells.

Who did that leave? Skye’s godfather, Charlie Patukas, would just hop in his Cadillac and drive over if he wanted to talk to her that urgently. Which meant…

Shoot!
It had to be either Frannie or Justin, or both. During their high school years, Frannie Ryan and Justin Boward had been coeditors of the school newspaper, which Skye and Trixie sponsored. Although they were no longer her students, Skye had remained close to them, and since they were attending Joliet Junior College and lived at home, they still frequently asked her for help.

Skye groaned in surrender, pushed the file aside, and rose from her chair. Figuring out how to get rid of Mrs. Griggs’s ghost would have to wait a little longer. Peering at the phone where it hung on her kitchen wall, Skye focused on the caller ID—something she should have done several minutes ago.

The words
BUNNY LANES
appeared on the little screen. That was odd. Granted, Frannie worked there as a waitress in the grill, but the town bowling alley didn’t open until the children’s and teen leagues started at eleven.

Crap!
Could her persistent caller be Bunny Reid—former Las Vegas dancer, current bowling alley manager, and mother of Skye’s previous boyfriend? There was only one way to find out.

Snatching up the handset, Skye pushed the
ON
button and said, “Hello?”

“Ms. D, thank God you’re home.” Frannie’s desperate voice was shrill in Skye’s ear. “There’s an emergency at the alley. Can you come right away?”

“Emergency? Are you okay? What happened?” Skye gritted her teeth in aggravation when Frannie hung up without answering her questions.

No one responded to Skye’s repeated attempts to call back, and after a couple of frustrating minutes, she gave up. As she slipped on tennis shoes and grabbed her jacket, purse, and keys from the coat stand, she told herself that at least she was dressed in nice jeans and a sweater, had French-braided her hair and put on a little makeup. Usually, in a crisis she was caught with a naked face, wearing a baggy sweatshirt, and with her chestnut curls in a bushy ponytail.

Happy that for once she looked presentable, Skye ran out of the house and jumped into her 1957 Bel Air convertible, a tank of a car that her father and godfather had rehabbed for her several years ago.

She stamped on the accelerator, and the Chevy flew down the blacktop, its windshield wipers at full speed to keep up with the pouring rain. Six minutes later, Skye squealed into the bowling alley’s parking lot and skidded to a halt on the wet asphalt.

What in the world? Why was the lot filled with cars and trucks, and…Skye squinted through the deluge, trying to understand what she was seeing. Was that a row of RVs lined up like cows at the watering trough? Had Bunny opened a campsite? More to the point, did her son, Simon, know about it?

Three years ago, Bunny had reappeared in Simon’s life after a twenty-year absence. And although he had already been the owner of Reid’s Funeral Home and the coroner, he had bought the town bowling alley in order to provide his mother with the job and permanent address she needed to avoid going to jail for misusing prescription drugs. Simon had never admitted that he’d purchased the business solely to help Bunny, but Skye knew that had been his true motivation.

Although Simon and Skye were no longer a couple, she and Bunny were still friends. And Skye hated to see the flamboyant redhead damage the relationship she
had finally forged with her son by getting involved in something he wouldn’t approve of.

With that in mind, Skye flung herself out of the Bel Air, sprinted to the bowling alley’s entrance, and shoved open the glass doors. As she stepped over the threshold, a wave of noise swept over her like a tsunami, nearly pushing her back out.

Skye paused in the entryway. Because of the way the place was designed, she couldn’t see beyond the coatracks and the rows of cube-shaped lockers where the bowlers kept their equipment. Tilting her head, she tried to figure out what was going on.

The din she heard wasn’t music; it was a cacophony of mostly indistinguishable voices, but every once in a while numbers were announced over a loudspeaker. What was happening in the rest of the alley? Could Bunny be holding an auction? But what could she be selling?

Deciding the best course of action would be to find Frannie, Skye took a left, heading toward the grill, which was the young woman’s most likely location. Skye had planned to cut through the bar, but the door was locked. Peeking through the round, portholelike window, she saw that the bartender was absent and the room was empty of customers. The cocktail tables were lined up in rows, rather than placed in their usual scattered arrangement, and a digital countdown board had been set up on the stage next to a gigantic gong.

Skye gnawed on her lower lip. Was Bunny planning on some sort of game night?

Even though Skye wasn’t very good at judging the direction that sounds were coming from, she thought the racket must be in the lounge area back by the alleys. While she was trying to decide whether to continue on to the grill or go toward the noise, she heard an angry male voice bellow Bunny’s name. A few beats went by, and
that same voice thundered an indistinguishable sentence. A nanosecond later, a woman screamed.

Okay
. That definitely had not come from the alleys. Skye dashed down the narrow hallway into the grill, but it was empty. Where was the yelling coming from? Wait. The shouting had sounded echoey. The argument had to be taking place in the basement.

Several large rooms used for parties and banquets ran under the length of the bowling alley. Despite her bad memories of having been locked down there with Simon when their mothers had tried to reunite them, Skye raced through the open door and down the stairs.

At the bottom she stopped and stared. An extraordinarily large man wearing a gray suit jacket over a faded Metallica T-shirt and dark sweatpants with a white stripe down the leg was cuddling a fluffy white angora cat in one enormous arm while dangling a stunningly beautiful woman by her throat with the other hand.

It appeared that Skye had found Frannie’s emergency.