Authors: Martin Amis
I think we all have this image in our heads now, and the sounds. We have these frames of film. Tom and Miriam have them. I have them. In the small interrogation room I watched them form on the other side of Trader's eyes—these frames of film that show the death of Jennifer Rockwell.
You wouldn't see her. You'd see the wall behind her head. Then the first detonation, and its awful flower. Then a beat, then a moan and a shudder. Then the second shot. Then a beat, a gulp, a sigh. Then the third.
You wouldn't see her.
Part Two
F E L O D E S E
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL AUTOPSY
Suicide is the night train, speeding your way to darkness. You won't get there so quick, not by natural means. You buy your ticket and you climb on board. That ticket costs everything you have. But it's just a one-way. This train takes you into the night, and leaves you there. It's the night train.
Now I feel that someone is inside of me, like an intruder, her flashlight playing. Jennifer Rockwell is inside of me, trying to reveal what I don't want to see.
Suicide is a mind-body problem that ends violently and without any winner.
I've got to slow this shit down. I've got to slow it all down.
What I'm doing here, with my ballpoint, my tape recorder, and my PC—it's the same as what Paulie No was doing in the ME's office, with his clamp, his electric saw, his trayful of knives. Only we call it the psychological autopsy.
I can do this. I am trained to do this.
Recall: For a time, though only a short time, and only once to my face, they used to call me 'Suicide Mike. ' This was thought to be too offensive, even for downtown, and they soon abandoned it. Offensive not to the poor bastards found slumped in car seats in sealed garages, or half submerged in crimson bathtubs. Offensive to me: It meant I was fool enough to take any bum call. Because a suicide didn't do a damn thing for your solve rate or your overtime. On the midnights the phone would ring and Mac or O'Boye would be pouting over the cupped receiver and saying, 'How about you handle this one, Mike? It's an s. d. and I need dough for my mother's operation'. A suspicious death—not the murder he craves. For little-boy-lost here also believes that suicides are an insult to his forensic gifts. He wants a regular 'perpetrator'. Not some schmuck who, a century ago, would have been buried at the four-corners, under a heap of rocks, with a stake through his heart. Then for a time—a short time, as I say—they'd hold out the phone and deadpan, 'It's for you, Mike. It's a suicide'. And then I'd yell at them. But they weren't wrong, maybe. Maybe it moved and compelled me more than it did them, to crouch under the bridge on the riverbank, to stand in a rowhouse stairwell while a shadow rotated slowly on the wall, and think about those who hate their own lives and choose to defy the terrible providence of God.
As part of my job I completed, as many others did, the course called 'Suicide: Harsh Conclusions,' at Pete, and followed that up, again on city time, with the refresher lecture series on 'Patterns of Suicide,' at CC.
I came to know the graphs and diagrams of suicide, their pie segments, their concentric circles, their color codes, their arrows, their snakes and ladders. With my Suicide Prevention tours, back in the Forty-Four, plus the hundred-some suicides I worked in the Show, I came to know not just the physical aftermaths but the basic suicide picture, ante mortem.
And Jennifer doesn't belong here. She doesn't belong.
I have my folders out on the couch, this Sunday morning. Going through my notes to see what I got:
* In all cultures, risk of suicide increases with age. But not steadily. The diagonal graph-line seems to have a flattish middle section, like a flight of stairs with a landing. Statistically (for what stats are worth around here), if you make it into your twenties, you're on level ground until the risk bump of the midlife. Jennifer was twenty-eight.
* About 50 percent of suicides have tried before. They are parasuicides or pseudosuicides. About 75 percent give warning. About 90 percent have histories of egression—histories of escape. Jennifer hadn't tried before. So far as I know, she did not give warning. All her life she saw things through.
* Suicide is very, very means-dependent. Take the means away (toxic domestic gas, for instance) and the rate plummets. Jennifer didn't need gas. Like many another American, she owned a gun. These are my notes. What about 'their' notes, and what percentage leave them? Some studies say 70 percent, others say 30. Suicide notes, it is assumed, are often spirited away by the decedent's loved ones. Suicides, as we have seen, are often camouflaged—smudged, snowed. Axiom: Suicides generate false data. Jennifer, apparently, did not leave a suicide note. But I know she wrote one. I just feel this.
It may run in families but it's not inherited. It is a pattern, or a configuration. It's not a predisposition. If your mother kills herself, it won't help, and it opens a door...
Here are some other do's and don'ts. Or don'ts, anyway: Don't work around death. Don't work around pharmaceuticals.
Don't be an immigrant. Don't be a German, just off the boat.
Don't be Romanian. Don't be Japanese.
Don't live where the sun doesn't shine.
Don't be an adolescent homosexual: One in three will attempt.
Don't be a nonagenarian Los Angelean.
Don't be an alcoholic. It's suicide on the installment plan, anyway.
Don't be a schizophrenic. Disobey those voices in your head.
Don't be depressed. Lighten up.
Don't be Jennifer Rockwell.
And don't be a man. Don't be a man, whatever you do. Tony Silvera was, of course, talking through his ass when he said that suicide was 'a babe thing.' To the contrary, suicide is a dude thing. 'Attempting' is a woman thing: They're more than twice as likely to do that. 'Completing' is a man thing: They're more than twice as likely to do that. There's only one day in the year when it's safer to be male. Mother's Day.
Mother's Day is the day for 'felo de se'. How come? I wonder. Is it the all-you-can-eat brunch at the Quality Inn? No. The suicides are the women who skipped the lunch. They're the women who skipped the kids.
Don't be Jennifer Rockwell.
The question is: But why not?
STRESSORS AND PRECIPITANTS
The first person I'm going to be wanting to talk to is Hi Tulkinghorn—Jennifer's physician. Over the years I've come across this old party a bunch of times at the Rockwells' (barbecues, cocktails on Christmas Eve). And, recall, Colonel Tom had him in to look me over, when I was drying out there: DTing for a week in one of the children's bedrooms on the first floor. Which I don't remember a whole lot about. Small, bald, clean-eyed, Tulkinghorn's the kind of elderly medic who, over time, seems to direct more and more of his doctoring know-how inward—to keep his own little show on the road. The 'other' kind of elderly medic is a drunk. Or 'he's' drying out. When I was drying out, Jennifer used to come into the room in the evenings. She'd sit in the corner and read to me. She'd feel my brow and fetch me water.
Now. I had called Tulkinghorn's office on March eighth, almost two weeks ago. And how about this. The old prick was on a 'poker cruise' in the Caribbean. So I had his secretary page him and he came squawking in from 'The Straight Flush'. Told him the news and said I was following up on it. He said to make an appointment. I called his office again, and got talking. It turned out that it isn't Tulkinghorn who plays poker. It's his wife. He gets nice and tan on a lounger—while she's crouching at a table in the saloon, blowing the second home on her two pair.
Hi Tulkinghorn works out of a gothic apartment block near Alton Park, over in the Thirty-Seven. I sat there in the narrow corridor, like a patient, with an ear-sufferer on one side of me and a throat-sufferer on the other. The parched secretary sat in her cubbyhole pushing paper around and answering the phone: 'Doctor's office?' Younger guys in smocks, like interns, sloped in and out with clipboards and vials. Walls of folders and binders, floor to ceiling: What? Fading biopsy reports. Dust-coated urinalyses. Mr. Ear and Mr. Throat both groaned raggedly when the woman nodded me through. I passed from the corridor shadows into the Germanic tang of Tulkinghorn's surgery and the usual smell of mouthwash.
I'd like to be able to say that Hi's tan made him look like death warmed up. But he just twinkled away, self-sufficiently enough, there behind his desk. Now, this I do remember. When I was hallucinating, in the little room at Colonel Tom's, visited by visitors, some of them real, some of them not, and wondering how the hell I was going to get through the next half hour, I'd sometimes think: I know. I'll fuck one of these ghosts. That'll kill some time. But I didn't want to fuck Hi Tulkinghorn. He has too much death knowledge, soberly absorbed, in his pale blue eyes. Careful here. Don't say Hi.
'Doctor.'
'Detective. Take a seat.'
'How was the cruise? Your wife make money?'
'She broke about even. I'm sorry I missed the funeral. I tried to get a flight from Port of Spain. I've talked with Colonel and Mrs. Rockwell. I'll be doing what I can there.'
'Then you know why I'm here.'
We paused. I opened my notebook and looked down at the page. I was suddenly very impressed by my jottings of the night before. Which said: 'Nature of the disorder: Reactive/non-reactive? Affective/ ideational? Psychological/organic? From within or without?' I began: Dr. Tulkinghorn, what kind of patient was Jennifer Rockwell?
... She—she wasn't.
Excuse me? What was her medical history?
She didn't have one.
I don't follow.
As far as I'm aware she never had a day's illness in her life. Except of course in infancy. Her checkups were a joke.
When was the last time you saw her?
Saw her here? About a year ago.
Was she under the care of anybody else?
I'm not sure I understand. She had a dentist, and a gynecologist, a Dr. Arlington. She's a friend of mine. Same story there. As a specimen Jennifer was close to phenomenal.
Then why was she on lithium, Doctor?
Lithium? She was not on lithium, Detective.
See this? This is Toxicology. She have a psychiatrist?
Certainly not. I'd have been notified—you know that.
He took the Xeroxed sheet from my hand and surveyed it with indignation. With quiet indignation. I knew what he was thinking. Already, he was thinking: If she didn't get it from a professional, then where did she get it? The next thought being: You can get anything in this city—easy. Yeah, tell me about it. And not from a hoody on a corner but from a smiling piece of shit in a labcoat. The names of the drugs out there can run on for twenty-five syllables... A silence followed. A silence of the kind that must be pretty frequent, in his line of work. In delivery rooms, over test results, in the reflected light of X-ray screens. And then Dr. Tulkinghorn gave up on Jennifer. With the slightest flex of his shoulders, he let Jennifer Rockwell go.
Yes, well. At least you're getting a pattern here. She was medicating her own head. That's always delusional.
How so?
It's like mental hypochondria. Psychotropic drugs would tend to intensify that. You'd get a spiral effect.
Tell me, Doc: How surprised were you when you heard?
Surprised. Surprised. Oh, sure. And I was sick for Tom and Miriam. But at my age. In this profession. I'm not sure I'm capable... of astonishment.
And I wanted to say: 'You' guys kill yourself a lot, don't you. You do: Your rate is three times higher than Joe Shmoe's. Shrinks top the list at six times higher. Then, in descending order, you got vets, pharmacists, dentists, farmers, and doctors. What's the connection here, I wonder. Exposure to the natural processes of death, disease, and decay, maybe. Or just exposure to suffering—often dumb suffering. And availability of means. The studies talk about 'role strain.' But police have role strain too. And although we're prone to suicide, we're nothing like these fucking kamikazes in their sky-blue smocks. Retirement time sees all of us most at risk. I think it's to do with power. With the daily exercise of power and what happens to you when it's taken away.
I looked up from my notes. Something shifted in Tulkinghorn's focus. He contemplated me. I was no longer his interrogator. I was Detective Mike Hoolihan, whom he knew: A police and an alcoholic. And a patient. His washed eyes now regarded me with approval, but a cold approval, one that gave no lift to the spirit. To his or to mine.
'You've kept yourself in shape, Detective.'
'Yes, sir.'
'No recurrences of that nonsense.'
'None.'
'Good. You've seen just about everything too, haven't you?'
'Just about. Yes, sir, I believe I have.'
When I got back home I dug out the list I'd compiled on my return from the funeral. Briskly, boldly, this list is headed, Stressors and Precipitants. But what follows now seems vague as rain: 1. Significant Other? Trader. Things he didn't see?
2. Money?
3. Job?
4. Physical Health?
5. Mental Health? Nature of disorder: a. psychological? b. ideational/organic? c. metaphysical?
6. 'Deep' Secret? Trauma? Childhood?
7. 'Other' Significant Other?
Now I cross out 4. Which leaves me wondering what I mean by 5 c). And thinking about 7. Is Mr. Seven her lithium connect?
A SENSE OF AN ENDING
Death scenes are as delicate as orchids. Like death chemistry itself, they seem committed to the business of deterioration and decay. But my death scene has eternal youth. It still has the sash on the door. Do Not Cross. I cross.