No Sleep till Wonderland (2 page)

Here’s what I don’t tell them:

I don’t state the obvious; things are not going well for Mark Genevich. About a year and a half has passed since I broke a case that involved the Suffolk County DA and his dirty secret: the disappearance of a girl more than thirty years ago. My personal not so dirty secret was that my business had never been profitable, had never been anything more than a hobby, something to occupy my time and mind; private investigation as babysitter. But after the DA case went public, I had my fifteen minutes. Everyone in South Boston knew who I was, and my kitten-weak business experienced a bump.

Initially, I handled the bump okay. I had this one lucrative gig where I ran background checks for a contractor who was hiring locals to build the nursing home going up on D Street. I verified income and places of previous employment and the like for his applicants. My shining moment was ferreting out one guy who was illegally collecting disability on the side. But soon enough I started getting small-time cases—a popular subset of which were complaints of Facebook harassment and other online misdeeds—from people who’d read about the DA and only wanted to rubberneck, collect anecdotes for their friends. Because the money was good, I had an impossible time saying no, which means I didn’t play it smart. I played it desperate, like I always do. I took on too many cases, and I flamed out on most of them. I even tried taking an online course from some Private Investigating Training School, thinking it would help me organize and prioritize my schedule, identify my investigative strengths. Six months into the three-month course I identified only my growing stack of bills.

Narcolepsy was and is my only constant. It did not improve during the business bump despite renewed attempts at lifestyle changes and adaptations. I quit coffee, smoking, and booze for almost two months. Okay, maybe two weeks. I tried new and aggressive drug therapies, but it didn’t help and it left me washed out and washed up, and with a list of dissatisfied clients and an ever-growing monster named Debt.

Oh, what else?

I don’t tell the group that my business is just about dead, kept barely breathing in a monetary iron lung only because Ellen continues to begrudgingly fund it.

I don’t tell them about Ellen’s version of desperation, her Hail Mary: the humiliating group therapy deal. She even had me sign a contract. It was pathetic. I was asleep on my couch, and I woke up with her standing above me, the contract on my chest like a scarlet letter, and a pen in my hand, which leaked black ink onto my fingertips. After she sprang the deal on me, we had an argument that went atomic. We’re still in its nuclear winter. I avoid talking to her, and she does the same. She used to come to Southie and crash at my place two nights a week, but Ellen has quarantined herself on the Cape for the entire summer.

I don’t tell them the irony is that I should be the one sequestered and tucked away on the Cape and Ellen should be living here in Southie. Ellen is of this place and is only happy when she’s here, and I’ve never understood why she continues to stay on the Cape and not relocate her photography business. We’re both too stubborn to swap out. I’ve lived and worked in Southie for ten years, but I grew up on the Cape, where neighbors lived too far away and tourists were a necessary evil, a commodity. I grew up in a vacation spot, transient, by its very definition and purpose, so I do not understand identity by proximity, by place. I do not understand the want and will of a community, which is so insular at times, even after growing up in the considerably long shadow thrown by Ellen and her Southie, the Southie she always told me about. It is hers, not mine, will never be mine, and that’s okay. Granted, my South Boston years have been influenced, shall we say, by narcolepsy. Who am I kidding? It’s been ten years of me as Hermit T. Crab.

I don’t tell the members of my group therapy circle that I hate ketchup and pickles. I don’t tell them that I think the
Godfather
movies are overrated.

I don’t tell them—the hallowed members of our kumbaya circle—that I hate them and their cats and their problems and their we-can-stay-awake-on-command asses.

Here’s what I do tell them:

Last week I tailed Madison Hall, wife of Wilkie Barrack, the local CEO of one of the Northeast’s largest investment firms, Financier. Mr. December thought his May bride was cheating on him. Standard kind of job. I usually don’t take on infidelity cases. Not because of some moral high ground I don’t have. I’m just not well suited for surveillance gigs. That said, the payday was too big to turn down.

Barrack’s lawyer was my contact, and he e-mailed me Madison’s photo and their Commonwealth Ave address, some high-priced in-town apartment they rented but rarely used. Apparently she used it more often than hubby thought.

Madison left her apartment building at seven each evening. I spent the two nights tailing her from a safe distance. She was easy to spot: a Marilyn Monroe–style platinum blonde wearing big Jackie O sunglasses, a white scarf, and a yellow sundress. She spent her evenings wandering over to Newbury Street and window-shopped all those overpriced fashion boutiques, exotic restaurants, and cafés.

The only place she entered was Trident Booksellers & Cafe. It looked like the perfect place for a rendezvous. Inside, she swapped out her Jackie Os for wire rims and wandered the stacks. She wasn’t meeting anyone there. She didn’t stop to talk to anyone, not even the staff. She bought a book on both nights, set herself down in the café section, ordered a coffee and tiramisu, and then read by herself until the place closed at midnight.

I spent my surveillance time hunkered in the stacks or across the street smoking cigarettes, and managed to stay mostly awake the entire time. Mostly. The second night I ventured into the café and sat as far away from her as I could, she with her back to me. It was a slow night, and there was only one other person in the café. He nursed his coffee, newspaper, and considerable thoughts. The three of us spent a solid hour in silence. It was like I’d walked into that
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
painting. Would it be too self-indulgent of me to say my dreams have always been broken?

After closing time she took a cab back to her apartment. I hung around in front of her building until about 2:00 a.m., waiting to see if anyone rang her bell; no one did. A handful of men entered the building with keys but never the same guy on consecutive nights. She wasn’t cheating on her husband, at least not while I watched her.

After that second night, I e-mailed the lawyer an update, reporting her so-far chaste activities. That same morning, the
Boston Herald
’s gossip section, Inside Track, ran shots of Madison leaving some flashy and splashy nightclub, arm in arm with a professional indoor lacrosse player. I didn’t know we had a team. The woman in the paper wasn’t the same woman that I’d spent two nights following. Oops.

In the retelling for my fellow circle freaks, I leave out the names and Financier details, of course. If any of them really want to figure out who I am taking about, it won’t be difficult. I don’t really care. Timothy Carter, the CEO’s lawyer, is already threatening me with a lawsuit. Haven’t told Ellen about that yet. Don’t think it will go over well.

Dr. Who quickly thanks me for sharing, reminds us that our conversations are to be held in confidence—even if we don’t have any—and dismisses us. I closed the show.

Everyone is fixed and saved, at least for another night, and the circle disintegrates into its disparate points, everyone but Gus standing and slowly ambling away. He’s still in his seat, next to me, and he has his inked arms folded behind his head. I think about his picture and hope his arms don’t break off and into pieces. He sees me looking at him, laughs, and says, “Man, great story. You talk slower than a sloth on Quaaludes, though.”

What are you supposed to say to something like that?

He says, “Come on. Let’s go get a drink. I know a place. I’ve got the first round.”

I think I know what to say to that, even if I’m out of practice.

Gus does most of the talking during our trudge down D Street and onto West Broadway. I’m not keeping up my end of the conversational bargain. He doesn’t seem to mind. He also seems to know half the city, nodding or semisaluting at the scores of pedestrians we pass. Everyone knows his name and they’re glad he came. It’s goddamn irritating. Me? I’m like my home base brownstone. People know I’m there, but I’m just part of the scenery.

Me and the humidity are going to duke it out to see who will be the bigger wet blanket tonight. I loosen my tie, unbutton my cuffs, and roll the sleeves to my elbows. I say, “Do we keep passing your fellow anarchists? Did you miss a meeting tonight?”

He laughs. It’s big and fake, a show laugh. “Anarchists don’t wave, my good man. They give each other the finger. Don’t give out our secret handshake, now.”

I limp and struggle to keep up with him. My gears aren’t fitting together right. Hard breaths leak out, and my muffler and exhaust system are shot. So I light a cigarette. Gus glides gracefully over the pavement, like he’s spent his prime years rigorously training how to walk. Another reason to despise my new drinking buddy.

We pass the Lithuanian Club, and its never-ending sign crawls along the brick in yellow letters, reading:
SOUTH BOSTON LITHUANIAN CITIZENS ASSOCIATION
. I point to it and say, “I might be able to get you in the Lit Club if you want.” I say it with spite. I say it to tweak him, although I have no reason to do so.

Gus stops and adjusts his hat. It’s a good move. He says, “Doth I offend you somehow, Mark? Look, man, you don’t have to come out for a drink if you don’t want to. I’ll shed no tears, and my heart will go on.”

He’s right. I don’t have to, but I want to, even if I’m not acting like it. I’m so complex. I say, “Don’t mind me. I don’t get out much, and walking makes me cranky and tired.”

“I understand. If you don’t feel up to it, we can do it again some other time, maybe next week.”

He doesn’t understand, but I’m not going to argue the point. I say, “I’m always tired.” I offer him a cigarette, and he takes two out of the pack, one for his mouth and one behind his ear. He’s earned it.

He lights up, points at the Lit Club, then says, “I’m already a member. I’m actually part Lithuanian.”

I won’t call his bluff, if it is a bluff. I say, “Which part?”

“We’re going to get along fine.” He pats me on the shoulder. Way to go, sport.

Not crazy about the physical contact. He’s too easy with it. Not crazy about everything. It has been too many years since my friends and roommates fled the apartment and the narcoleptic me, and seemingly longer since anyone other than Ellen has willingly made me, the self-styled narcoleptic monk, a social call. I can admit I’m drowning-man desperate for some companionship, even the most fleeting and temporary. I know, a real breakthrough. If only Dr. Who could see me now.

We traverse the remainder of West Broadway without further incident. He talks about being a kid and his family coming up from Hull once a month to go to St. Peter’s, a Lithuanian Catholic church. I sweat through my shirt and into my black necktie.

At the corner of West Broadway and Dorchester Street is the brownstone where I live and work. I make a show of checking the front door, to see if it’s locked. The window with my stenciled name and job description rattles in the frame.

Gus steps back to the edge of the sidewalk, looks the building up and down like he wants to ask it to dance, and says, “Nice digs.”

I shrug. I don’t take compliments well. Besides, it’s Ellen’s brownstone, not mine.

“Did you have an accident up there?” Gus points above, presumably to the stubborn soot stains on the bricks around the second-floor windows.

“Fire did a couple of laps around the apartment. Hazards of my thrilling glamourrama job.”

“You sure you weren’t just smoking in bed or something?” He takes the shot at me and combines it with a smile. Fair enough, and he pulls it off with the charm I don’t have.

I say, “I’m never sure.”

We cross Broadway and turn left onto Dorchester. I know where we’re going, but I don’t think I’ll like it. Two blocks, then left onto West Third Street, and we’re here. Here is a bar called the Abbey, which is as run-down as its reputation. Off the beaten Broadway path, the Abbey is stuck between abandoned or failing industrial buildings and a congested residential section of Southie. The two-and three-family homes are on the wrong side of Dorchester Street. They can see East Broadway and the houses and brownstones that have become high-rent apartments or high-priced condos, but they’re not quite there.

The Abbey’s front bay window runs almost the full length of the bar. The window is tinted black with only a neon Guinness sign peeking through, and it sits inside a weather-beaten wooden frame that could use a coat or three of stain. There’s a guy sitting on a bar stool next to the front door. He’s tall, thin, wearing a white sleeveless undershirt and baggy black shorts. His tattooed arms are wrapped around one of his propped-up legs. He’s a coiled snake, and he doesn’t like the look of me. No one does. He nods at Gus and says, “Who’s this you bringin’ in here?”

Gus’s voice goes performance loud. A bad actor reading worse lines, he says, “Mark, this is the ever-charming Eddie Ryan: bouncer extraordinaire, raconteur…”

I hold out my paw. Eddie reluctantly unfolds an arm and takes my hand like it’s a rock he’s going to use at a stoning. He says, “I don’t want no fuckin’ pretend cop in my bar.”

Always nice to be recognized by the little people. I say, “And I don’t like people with two first names.”

Gus laughs even though we all know this isn’t a joke. “Come now, Eddie. Mark’s not a pretend cop. He doesn’t even have any handcuffs, and he’s not working right now. Relax.”

“I know what he is.” Eddie rubs his buzz cut and rolls his shoulders, a boxer getting ready in his corner. I’d be intimidated if it wasn’t so typical. He points a finger at me and says, “No snooping around or buggin’ the customers with your shit, all right, or I’ll throw your ugly ass to the curb.”

I’d love to keep the witty repartee going, but I keep my tongue in a bear hug. I guess this means I’m serious about drinking with Gus, or at least serious about drinking.

Eddie opens the door with one arm. His tough-guy routine was not quite answer-me-these-questions-three, but we’re in.

It’s night inside the bar, with the overhead lamps and bar lights shirking their illuminating duties. There’s a moldy pool table in one corner, a dartboard with no players, and some wooden tables and chairs that look like black skeletons. The place is half full, which is to say it’s half empty. The patrons at the bar sit huddled over their drinks, protecting them. A small group stands in a dark corner, laughing loudly and too loose with their spilling glasses. It’s a place for small-timers, their small deals, and their smaller dreams. I feel right at home.

Gus and I claim two stools at the bar. He orders beers, and I add a whiskey kicker. The bartender is dressed like Eddie but is happier about it.

I say, “Do I get to meet any more of your charming friends?”

Gus smiles and waves me off. “Eddie’s all right. He’s just, shall we say, territorial. A dog barking behind a fence, but once you’re inside he’s all cuddles.”

There’s more to it than that, and conclusions about Eddie, Gus, and the other side of the law aside, I’m going to let it all go, and dive into a couple of rounds and see if I sink or float. I say, “I’m not going to let him lick my face.”

“I’d say that’s wise. You might catch something.”

We drink. He talks. I pretend that I do this sort of thing all the time, that a guy like me always goes to a place like this. Gus tells me that he’s a bartender here a few nights a week and a bike messenger during the day. He shows me some scrapes and scars from pavement and automotive metal. I’ll drink to that, and so we do. Gus keeps talking. He’s spent two thousand dollars on tattoos, drinks scotch only at home, had a bout with Lyme disease a few years ago, got the tick bite while biking in some local state park. There’s an overflow of information, and I’m not sure what to say, how to respond, how to act, how to be. This shouldn’t be as hard as it is.

Full glasses replace the empty ones, and I don’t remember making the empties. I’m winking on and off like a strobe light. Don’t know if Gus can tell. His words and phrases aren’t fitting together. I can nod my head and add the occasional commiserative chuckle in my sleep. I drink too fast and too much. My head slows down, gets heavy, fills with buzz and murk and anxiety, a stew that’ll just about guarantee that I shut down. I try to focus on my surroundings, but there is no bar. There’s no one else here. We’re a two-man play. There’s a spotlight on me and Gus, and everything else is black.

Gus hits me with questions. My turn to talk. I open my mouth and words sputter out like butterflies; they flitter around, so fragile. What am I saying? I might be talking about Ellen. Gus says he wants to help. I might be talking about my dead father, my dead best friend, or my dying business; everything is dying. Gus says he wants to help me. I might be talking about Dr. Who, the Red Sox, or the van accident that left me forever mangled and broken. Gus says he wants to help me out. I might be talking about how after my big case broke I thought everything would be better and easier for me, and it was for a little while, but then it wasn’t, and nothing gets easier because each day stacks on top of the one before it, building a tower of days that will lean and fall eventually.

Maybe I didn’t tell him any of that. Probably. Now he’s laughing, shouting to the bar patrons out there who I can’t see because it’s too dark around us. He’s clinking glasses with me, slapping my back like I’m choking and need some foreign object expelled from my throat. Maybe one of those butterflies got stuck.

Then it’s later only because it has to be later. It’s always later. It gets later early around here. I’m really drunk, can’t keep my eyes open, and I’m stumbling out of the bar with my arm around Gus’s neck.

Gus says, “No sleep till Brooklyn, my friend. Brooklyn being my couch.” I didn’t know he was a Beastie Boy.

The bouncer, Eddie, that fucking guy, he’s still there at the door, smiling and laughing at me, and he says something about taking that shit pile out of here and dumping it out back. I try to swing and hit him, but my arm stays around Gus’s neck. He must be strong to carry all my weight.