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Authors: Jack Lasenby

Jack tried to think of the winter after the next winter, and found he couldn’t manage it. “Will I be old by then?” he asked.

“About a year and a bit older, that’s all. Grab that stick out of the sack and poke it through the other end of the cross-cut, and you can give me a hand.”

Mr Jackman started chipping off the thick bark around the pine log. “It can clog up the teeth on the saw,” he said.

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Splitting With the Grain, What the
Oily Rag Was For, and the Story of the
Floating Island That Drifts Up and Down
the Waihou River.

M
R JACKMAN STOOD ONE SIDE
of the log, Jack the other, the cross-cut balanced on its teeth in the nick taken out with the axe.

“Let it run back and forwards,” his father told Jack a few minutes later, “so the saw does the cutting itself. If there’s a secret to using a cross-cut, that’s it.”

Letting the saw cut by itself was a hard lesson. They made a couple of cuts through the pine, then Jack was happy to take his handle out of the end of the cross-cut and let his father saw by himself, while he filled the billy at a trough.

Jack took care not to get any water out of the trough into the billy, because you never knew what bugs there might be in that stuff. There was just room to get the billy under the dribble of water coming from the pipe at the ball cock. As he walked back across the paddock, the wire handle hurt him, and he looked and saw a raised blister on the palm of that hand, and one on the other.
He pushed one, then the other, and they looked full of whitish watery stuff.

He collected a few pine cones, and built a tiny stack of splinters from dry sticks he’d found under the shelter-belt. His father tossed him his tin of wax matches, and Jack scratched one on the bottom, got the splinters going, and fed twigs into the flames till they caught fire, and he could put on the cones. He couldn’t get a stick deep enough in the ground, so his father belted one in with the back of his axe, and Jack hung the billy off a notch.

Mr Barker came across for a yarn, and had a mug of tea with them. His cattle dog sat and watched from a distance. Although Jack looked, it didn’t look back at him.

“You can stack the pine along the fence; it’ll dry out good-oh,” Mr Barker said. “There’s always a draught under a shelter-belt. How are your hands?” he asked Jack.

Jack showed him. “They say there’s only one thing to fix blisters,” Mr Barker said. “Keep sawing so they burst and form scabs. Once your hands are hard enough, you don’t get any more.”

“Doesn’t it hurt?”

“You bet! Some men piss on their hands, saying it stops the blisters. Some reckon that meths will harden your hands, too, but there’s always the danger you’ll start
drinking it.” Mr Barker laughed and strode away, his dog slipping behind him.

“I’ll finish this cut and do some splitting. How about filling a sack with cones? That won’t hurt your hands, and then you could have a look in the drain. You might spot an eel.”

The dry pine cones were bigger and lighter, because their wooden petals were open, so the sack filled quickly. The green cones were closed tight, and heavy. When he twisted one, to get it off the branch, it tore a blister open. Watery fluid gushed, and Jack looked at the pink skin inside the blister and didn’t like it. Blowing on it made it sore, so he went over to the drain. It had been cleaned, the weeds thrown on the banks, and he couldn’t see any eels. A couple of pukekos stalked between clumps of reeds, the other side of the drain, flicking their white patches.

When the pooks vanished, Jack wandered back, listening to the thump! thump! of the maul, and boiled the billy for lunch.

They’d eaten their sandwiches, and his father was doing some more splitting, when Jack looked across the paddock to the road and saw somebody trotting towards the Kaimais. It was Andy on Nosy, with Old Drumble leading, Young Nugget and Old Nell behind. Jack climbed on a stump and waved and yelled till they went out of sight behind a hedge, but they hadn’t looked his way.

“You might not be seeing so much of Andy in future,” said his father. “Put those lengths on the stack. You’ll need a good bath tonight, to get all the pine gum off your elbows and knees, and I don’t know what your mother’s going to say about getting it all over your clobber.”

“Mum said it didn’t matter, ’cause these are old. ‘Just don’t you dare go getting it in your hair,’ she said, ‘or I’ll have to snip it off with the scissors,’ and she said did I want to look piebald for when school starts.”

His father grinned. “I could shave your head all over, with my cut-throat razor.”

“Harry Jitters would bark and say I looked like a sheep. I should never have told him about how huntaways bark. And Minnie Mitchell wouldn’t talk to me, if I was bald.

“Dad, do you think Mum will let me go droving with Andy next holidays?” Jack watched his father bring down the axe exactly, so the length of pine sprang into clean billets. He sniffed the sharp smell of the fresh-faced wood and said, “I wish I could chop where I mean to.”

“It’s like using a bat—and keeping your eye on the ball: you keep your eye on the spot you want to hit, Jack, and the axe does the rest.” Whack! Another piece leapt off. “Look for the grain, and split with it. See! And always split down the middle of a knot, with its grain—never across it.” Whack!

“I don’t know about droving with Andy, next holidays,”
said Mr Jackman. “That’s what I meant about not seeing so much of him in future.

“Andy’s getting a bit long in the tooth; he’s been at it a few years now, you know.”

“What’s he going to do?”

“Everyone’s got to give up, sooner or later, and Andy’s had a pretty good innings. He picked up the job from Smoky Rawiri, and he’s been dead half a lifetime. Andy had already been droving for years, when your mother was just a girl. It’s not the easiest of lives, outside in all weather, handling half-wild steers, nasty-tempered Jersey bulls, and sheep that don’t know which way they want to go.”

“They do when Old Drumble leads them.”

“True!” His father was putting his wedges in the sack and stowing them under a log. He wiped the saw—especially the teeth—with the oily rag. “So it doesn’t rust,” he said. “A rusty saw makes the job harder.” He rolled the triangular file in the rag and stowed it away with the cross-cut and the axe.

They finished stacking the split firewood, emptied the billy on the ashes, and put it away upside-down in a dry spot under a stump, with the mugs, the tin of tea leaves and the sugar jar.

“Drink what’s left of the milk, and put the bottle in the pikau.” His father was putting away a handful of twigs and some cones for lighting the fire next time,
stuffing with them the newspaper that had wrapped their sandwiches.

“We don’t want to leave a mess, not when Mr Barker’s doing us a good turn. Your behind’s going to be sore, sitting on the bar all the way into Waharoa.”

“I don’t mind, Dad. It’s good fun.”

Down the drive, Jack looked at some pellets of sheep shit and said, “I told Harry Jitters they were Smarter Pills, and he ate a handful and said he wasn’t any smarter, and I told him, ‘Now you’re a-gettin’ smarter!’”

Mr Jackman snorted. “Where did you hear that?”

“You said it to Mr Murdoch,” said Jack, “and you both laughed, so I thought I’d try it on Harry.”

“You’ll get me into trouble yet,” chuckled his father. “Look out! What are you up to?” They were turning out on to the road.

“I was trying to see if I could spot Andy and Old Drumble.”

“They were going out to pick up some steers off Brooks’s place, out under the Kaimais,” his father told him. “By now they should be on their way back, heading for the Gordon bridge. Andy’s driving the steers over to the works at Horotiu.”

“He used to take steers from up the Tapu Valley, and from down Opotiki, and Poverty Bay, and graze them along the side of the road, all the way up to the Auckland sales,” Jack said. “He told me stories about them.”

“I’ll bet he did…”

“He told me about where the old drovers go to die.”

“I haven’t heard that one.” They were passing the Wardville school, and Mick O’Halloran’s whare where two herring-gutted dogs leapt and barked on their chains.

“Andy says there’s a floating island that was born out in the Hauraki Gulf or the Firth of Thames, and it drifts up and down the Waihou River, up past Okauia Springs as far as the falls at Okoroire, and then down again.”

“Go on,” said his father.

Chapter Thirty

Rump Steak and the Knife and
Steel Dance, Some Day When We’re Rich,
and Why Jack’s Mother Asked if Her
Ears Were Deceiving Her.

“S
OMETIMES
,”
SAID
J
ACK
, “the floating island’s just a patch of flax and raupo, sometimes it’s a huge island with lots of bush and grassy clearings, mountains, hills, beaches, its own rivers and creeks, even a couple of lakes. Andy says it even has its own weather.

“Sometimes it comes aground in the Waihou out at the Gordon, and Smoky Rawiri used to use it as a bridge to drive steers and sheep across, but mostly they had to put them across at the ford. That was when Andy was a little boy and ran away from home to become a drover.

“Once, they put a mob of steers on to the island, and it drifted off downstream before they could get the dogs and horses on board. It didn’t stop till it had floated out past Thames, across the Firth, up past Waiheke and Brown’s Island, and into Auckland, where it came aground in Mechanics Bay, and they ran the steers ashore, and drove them out down the Great South Road, for the sales.”

“That must have been handy,” said Mr Jackman.

“Yes, but Smoky and Andy had to do the barking and chase the steers themselves, then walk all the way back over the Bombay Hills and across the Hauraki Plain up to the Gordon, to collect their dogs and horses. Andy said Old Drumble and Nosy thought it was a great joke.”

Jack felt his father laughing to himself, and he thought he liked being doubled on the bike, his father’s arms around him. He looked at the top of the front tyre, how it kept coming out from under the mudguard and disappearing, yet it never stopped.

“They got the top price at the sales,” he said, “because the steers had eaten everything green on the island and put on a fair bit of weight. They even stripped the branches of the pussy willows. And, not having done much walking, they were in prime condition.”

“Crikey!” said his father.

“Dad, am I in prime condition?”

“I reckon,” said Mr Jackman, “if I was to double you all the way up to the Auckland sales and sell you there, you’d bring the top price. You weigh enough, so you must be in prime condition.” He puffed noisily and pedalled as if it was hard going.

“Do you want me to ride, and give you a dub? ”

“I don’t know if your legs are long enough to reach the pedals yet. What else did Andy tell you about the old drovers’ cemetery? ”

“The floating island, it’s still there, drifting up and
down the Waihou, and round the Hauraki Gulf, only you’ve got to believe in it to be able to see it. Andy said it’s where Smoky Rawiri went after he died, and all the other old drovers. And their horses and dogs.

“I don’t think Mum could see the floating island, Dad, because she wouldn’t believe in it, would she?”

“Maybe not.”

“Andy said all the old drovers and their old horses and dogs never have to do any droving again. They spend their days fishing and swimming, pig hunting and collecting driftwood, and each night they light a big campfire, and sit around grilling the best cuts of rump steak on sticks in front of the embers, singing, drinking whisky, and telling yarns. And one night each year, they do the knife and steel dance.”

“The knife and steel dance?”

“You have to dance around the fire, sharpening your skinning knife on the steel with your eyes closed and not cutting yourself, and you jump backwards and forwards through the flames, balancing the tip of your skinning knife on your nose. Andy said it’s a very old drover’s dance. The best dancer and storyteller wins a barrel of whisky.”

“What if it’s a horse or a dog? The winner I mean.”

“They get the barrel of whisky, just like anyone else. Dogs and horses love whisky, Andy said. Remember Old Drumble’s kennel?”

“I haven’t forgotten Old Drumble’s kennel; nor has your mother. I don’t think she’ll ever look on Old Drumble in quite the same way. You’re probably better keeping it to yourself: the floating island, and the barrel of whisky for a prize. There are some things it’s best not to tell Mum.”

“But that wouldn’t be honest, would it, Dad?”

His father pedalled a couple of chains before he replied. “It’s pretty tricky I know but, as you get older, you learn when to say things, and when not to. Tell Mum your stories, by all means, but she doesn’t want to know about Old Drumble’s boozing, not really. And I’d be a bit chary about the knife and steel dance, too. I don’t think she’d like that.”

They biked past the Te Aroha turn-off, Jack staring at the yellow A.A. signpost. “I’ve never been to Te Aroha,” he sighed.

“Some day when we’ve paid off the mortgage on the house, we’ll buy a car and drive over to Te Aroha, Mum and me in the front, and you in the dicky seat, and we’ll stop in the middle of the bridge, and see if we can spot Andy’s floating island in the Waihou.”

“Andy said old Henry Rawiri called the floating island a motu tapu,” Jack told his father.

“A sacred island,” said Mr Jackman. “There’s a big island in the Gulf by that name: Motutapu. Only Aucklanders call it Motor-tap.”

Jack laughed. “Motor-tap!” he said. “Dad, when I grow up, will I be able to drive cattle from down past Opotiki all the way up to Auckland for the sales?”

“I don’t know how long they’ll keep up those big drives,” Mr Jackman told Jack, “fattening them on the long acre. Somebody said one day they’re going to build lorries big enough just for carrying stock. And more and more of them go by train these days. The drover’s life will come to an end.”

“Is Andy going to die?”

“I just mean things are changing,” said Jack’s father. “There’ll always be the local drives, so long as there’s the weekly sales at Matamata and Morrinsville, and sharemilkers shifting their herds from farm to farm on Gypsy Day. But the big drives, nobody can tell how long they’ll last. When I was a boy, the old drovers used to talk of driving mobs from one end of the North Island to the other, taking up land. And the same down south.”

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