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Authors: Robert Coover

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“Oh, that,” said Mrs. Harlowe. “They ain't nothin' to talk about about that. Not less you wanna come 'n be members.”

“Well, not likely,” drawled Johnson.

“Let Vince handle it,” said Sal.

“The point is,” Vince continued, looking for the entry into this woman, “we just wonder if you fully understand the position you are putting West Condon into. Now, we all of us believe in God, Mrs. Harlowe, all of us in our own way, and we don't mean to interfere with that belief, with your belief, that's up to you. Only, you see, we think maybe this fellow Bruno, I mean we've all known him for a long time and he is a rather suspicious type, if you know what I mean, and we're afraid he might have got some of you people off the track like. Call it the devil, call it a little strangeness, call it how you want, but, see, he might be getting you into trouble, and if he gets you in trouble, why, it gets us all in trouble.”

“Maybe,” said the widow. “But maybe it ain't only trouble, Mr. Bonali. Maybe it really is the real end of the world. I know your Pope he don't like it none, but we been expecting that. See, maybe it's you all who's in trouble.”

“If there was any reason for us to think so,” said Ted gently, “would we be here now?” Vince relaxed; somehow you always knew Ted could do the job, could carry the ball—he watched to see it happen. “Mrs. Harlowe, we're trying to save you from shame and embarrassment. It's not West Condon we are primarily worried about, or Bruno, or anybody else. We're worried about you personally. You and your children and your future here with us.”

The widow weakened. She chewed on one reddish finger, stared out the window. A steady rain, now, fell in a tumbling hush on the low roof. “Well, I'll think about it more. I know I sure do have doubts sometimes, and even when I'm talkin' with Hank or whoever it is if it's anybody at all, why, I'm not sure I know what I'm doin'. I'll sure think about what you say, I promise.”

Vince and the others got up to go. Good work. But Ted remained seated, leaned his big athletic body forward. “Mrs. Harlowe, could you make a decision right now? Could you turn away from these people and join us today, now, on Good Friday, in our efforts to keep West Condon wholesome and Christian?”

The widow hesitated, twisted her thin hands, then started to cry. Vince wanted to pat her on the shoulder, tell her it was okay, let her be, but Ted waved him off. The man sat there calmly and gazed at her. She looked up at him, tears streaming down her cheeks. “I don't know
what
to do!” she whimpered.

“Come with us. Now.” Ted wasn't letting go.

“But the kids—”

“Do you have a phone?”

She nodded, pointed to the small passageway that led to the kitchen. Ted dialed his house, asked his wife to drive over in Tommy's car, gave the address. Ted and Burt talked to the widow while they waited. Vince suggested he could stay with the kids while they went on to the Widow Cravens' house, then could catch up with them there. While Ted was still considering that, Mrs. Cavanaugh arrived, smiling, to take over. Handsome woman from upstate that Ted had brought back from college with him.

On the drive around the circle to Wanda's house, Vince broke out in a cold sweat. Just so she didn't act too fucking friendly, but he doubted she had enough sense to fake anything. It was bad enough, but with that bastard Johnson along, just itching for comedy—damn! He chewed down hard on his cigar. Mrs. Harlowe snuffled all the way.

“This it, Vince?” Cavanaugh asked, slowing to a stop.

Vince squinted out into the rain. “Can you see the number?”

“This is the place, okay,” Johnson said.

Mrs. Harlowe seemed reluctant to go with them, but Ted hooked one hand under her arm and she had little choice. They found the door open. Wanda would probably ask him why he hadn't just walked on in. That dumb bitch. Or: why hadn't he been coming by? Or: we done talked all this out before, Vince hon, what's the point a goin' through it agin? Sal knocked. Little Davey came to the door.

“Your mama home?” Sal asked.

The little boy just stood there staring at them. Vince had maneuvered to the rear, but the two guys in front of him for some goddamn reason stepped aside. The kid fixed his gaze on Vince: right on the fly. That goddamn kid was abnormal.

Sal beat on the door again.

“Must be out,” Vince said, and turned as if making to go.

“I don't know, I think I hear somebody in there.” Probably pulling some pants on. She slouched around in almost nothing most of the time, he'd noticed.

Georgie knocked, shaded his eyes, tried to see in. “Should we just go on in?”

Before Vince or anybody could say no, Chester Johnson jerked open the screen door, pushed past the kid into the house. Almost like he'd been here before, too. Old buddy of Lee's maybe. Robbins and Cavanaugh edged down off the porch with Widow Harlowe, and Vince followed. Johnson came out. “Ain't nobody in there 'cept another little kid,” he said.

“Let's go,” said Cavanaugh. Vince was ready, damn near flew to the car. Oh man! he was glad now he'd been going to Mass! The worst was over. Vince noticed Ted was starting to keep his eye on Johnson. Seemed a little pissed off.

When Widow Harlowe learned that their next call was upon Ben Wosznik, she went white and trembly, said she wasn't feeling good and wanted to go home. Ted used the old arguments again, but this time they didn't seem to work. Vince guessed she was scared of old Ben. Maybe what he'd heard about the whips was true. When Ted drove on out of the housing development anyway, and toward the edge of town where Wosznik worked an acre or two, she almost got hysterical. Ted told her she could stay in the car if she wanted to, and finally she calmed down.

Wosznik welcomed them warmly, invited them into his shack to have a hot cup of coffee, get out of the rain. Big heavy-shouldered man, a little stooped now, the still-impressive remains of a powerful though very mild-mannered guy. Vince remembered the man from the days of the union struggles: quiet and easygoing, but one of the toughest bravest bastards in the movement. He could've gone places in the union, but always joked that he didn't have the brains for it.

“Well, what brings you boys around?” he asked, smiling good-naturedly. There was no place to sit down. Just a stove, a table, a rocker, and a cot, and the cot was taken up by a big dog, an old gray German police, who had Wosznik's sense of aging power, but not his friendliness. Johnson settled into the rocker, while the rest stood. Wosznik put a kettle on for coffee.

“Ben, we just come by, as old friends,” Vince began, “to—”

“Wozz, old buddy,” Johnson cut in from the rocker, “why are you fuckin' around with them goddamn loonies anyhow?”

Wosznik frowned, looked down at Johnson, then around at each of them. “Well now,” he said, “I don't like you talking about my friends like that. They're fine people, kind and sincere, and I don't think you've got any call to come in here and—”

“Mr. Wosznik,” said Ted, calming the scene down, “you're right. Mr. Johnson was not speaking for the rest of us. Our only hope was that we might, as men, talk this thing over, using the common sense and good will that God gave us to—”

“Well, now as you mention that, Mr. Cavanaugh,” said Ben, “I should tell you that's exactly why I'm associated with these people. We all thought it was a little funny that you folks should call yourselves a ‘common sense committee,' when it was just that, common sense, that you was forgetting to use. Now, not one of you has had the common sense to come hear first what Mr. Bruno has to say. Not one of you has had the good will to listen to the other side of the story. Not one of you had the common sense to find out what it was poor Mrs. Norton believed before you went and fired her from the school.”

“Maybe,” said Burt Robbins, talking up for the first time. “But there's no need to now. We've read all about it in the paper. And now you'd just have to be pretty crazy to—”

“Just a minute now, Burt,” Ted interrupted. Robbins' neck had started to go red, his face to blanch. Vince felt a smug pleasure at Robbins' comedown. “Well, then, why don't we talk about it right now, Mr. Wosznik?”

“I'd be glad to, Mr. Cavanaugh, on account of I think—”

“Listen, Ben,” said Johnson, grinning from the rocker. “Let's not shit around. How many of those broads you been screwin'?”

Wosznik suddenly stood very goddamn tall and wide. “Get out!” he rasped.
“Get outa here!”

Cavanaugh interceded. “Wait a minute, that's not what—”

“Get out!”
The old man was really riled. The police dog lifted its head, snarled. Very deep in the throat.

“Now hold on, old buddy!” Johnson grinned. “That ain't no goddamn way to talk with old friends!” Maybe he didn't see the dog.

“Come on,” said Cavanaugh to Johnson. “I think it's better to go.” Robbins was already at the door, his eye on the dog.

“Aw, it's all right, Mr. Cavanaugh,” said Johnson, rocking placidly. “We still ain't found out—”

Wosznik made a lunge at Johnson. Johnson sprang up, cocked his fist, but simultaneously the dog shot off the cot, made for Johnson's arm. Vince was the fourth one out the door, Georgie Lucci right behind him. Sounds of scuffling behind them, snarling and cursing, table falling, a groan. Johnson stepped out, a grin on his long face. “Shit, that old mutt ain't got no teeth, boys. Now, don't you wanna have that talk?”

“No,” said Cavanaugh bluntly. He was plainly sore. They found the car empty.

“Jesus, she's got a long walk home,” said Lucci.

“In the rain, too,” said Robbins.

They all stared a moment down the muddy road. They couldn't see her. “That's enough for today,” Cavanaugh said.

When all but he and Robbins had been dropped off, Vince said: “Jesus, I'm sorry about Johnson, Ted. He invited himself, and I didn't—”

“I know, Vince,” Ted said. “Those things happen. Let's just hope Miller doesn't get wind of it. Forget about it.” But he knew he'd chalked up a negative, and he thought he saw Robbins grin.

In walked Charlie Saturday afternoon, the eleventh, snapping his fingers, cap tipped so far down his nose he could've polished the bill with his tongue, and the door hadn't even swung shut before he and Vince were into it again. Etta planted herself heftily between them, got Charlie maneuvered into the kitchen for a sandwich. When Vince asked him why he didn't show up the night before like he'd said he would, all he got from the boy was a wink. A few minutes later, Charlie passed through the living room again, sandwich in hand, tipping his cap, revealing his nearly bald head, and then—
snap! snap!
—right on out the door.

“Didn't stay long, did he?” Vince remarked sourly.

Etta sat down on the couch, big smile on her face. “Looks funny with that haircut, don't he?”

“Haircut can't change a boy.”

“Vince, you're too hard on him. He's a good boy.” Etta sat pleased and plump. She sighed. “I guess he'll be a big man on the town tonight.”

Vince saw it was silly to carp. Anyway, it was good in a way to have Charlie home. Livened up the house. He wished the other kids would come home more often. Lots of room for them now. Grandkids and all.

There was a knock on the door.

“Jesus, he's in trouble already!” said Vince, getting up, stuffing his feet back into the shoes.

“Mr. and Mrs. Vincent Bonali?” asked the boy at the door. Holding a goddamn bouquet of flowers big as he was.

“Well, yeah, that's right,” said Vince.

“Well, Happy Easter, Mr. Bonali!” the kid said with a big smile, and handed him the flowers.

“What is it, Vince?” asked Etta from the living room.

“Jesus, I don't know!” said Vince. He lugged the bouquet into the living room. “Somebody sent us this!”

“Oh my God!” cried Etta, jumping up. “It's
beautiful!”
She came hurrying over, but she seemed almost afraid to touch it. “Does it have a card or anything?”

Vince fumbled around the stems, found a little white envelope. “Yeah, just a minute.” Fingers unsteady. The thing had really bowled him over. “Well, I'll be damned!”

“Who—?”

“‘To the Vince Bonalis, Happy Easter! Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Cavanaugh and family.' Wow! Whaddaya think about
that!”

Etta, speechless, took the card from him and read it. “I can't hardly get my breath!” she said. “Why, it must've cost a fortune! But, but where can we put it?”

“Hell, I don't know. May have to build a new house just to have room for the damn thing!” Really, it was too great, it was a
great
thing to do! “There, let's clear off that end table, it's big enough, I think.”

When Angie came home an hour later, they still hadn't got used to the thing, still kept fiddling with it, staring at it, putting the card one place or another, walking around it. She started to tell them she'd just seen Charlie, then stopped short: “Good golly, where did you get
that!”

Vince shrugged. “The Cavanaughs,” he said as casually as he could, though he felt like a goddamn blimp in his pride.

“Really?” Angie was tremendously impressed. “Gosh, Mom, Dad's really getting important, isn't he?”

“Say, Vince, that's some damn forest there!”

“Yeah, well, I told Ted he didn't need to go to so much trouble this year, just a few samples off the shelves down at his store would do fine, but I guess he didn't hear me.”

Greatest Easter of all time.

Angie and Etta passed round the coffee and sweet rolls, some thirty or forty people milling through the old house. Place looked shipshape, too. Etta had worked hard getting it ready for Charlie. Outside, the front was brightly painted and grass was poking up. Vince caught Angie's eye, winked at her. He felt very damned proud of her. This after-Mass breakfast had been her idea.

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