Otherworldly Maine (18 page)

“‘Well, it is,' she says. ‘It
is
a piss-cutter. I only wish I could get Worth to give it a go sometime . . . but he'll never get out of his rut unless someone blasts him out of it, and it would probably take a Titan II missile to do that, because I believe he has built himself a fallout shelter at the bottom of that rut. Come on in, Homer, and let's dump some dinner into you.'

“And she bought me one hell of a dinner, Dave, but I couldn't eat very much of it. I kep' thinkin' about what the ride back might be like, now that it was drawing down dark. Then, about halfway through the meal, she excused herself and made a telephone call. When she came back she ast me if I would mind drivin' the go-devil back to Castle Rock for her. She said she had talked to some woman who was on the same school committee as her, and the woman said they had some kind of problem about somethin' or other. She said she'd grab herself a Hertz car if Worth couldn't see her back down. ‘Do you mind awfully driving back in the dark?' she ast me.

“She looked at me, kinda smilin', and I knew she remembered
some
of it all right—Christ knows how much, but she remembered enough to know I wouldn't want to try her way after dark, if ever at all . . . although I seen by the light in her eyes that it wouldn't have bothered her a bit.

“So I said it wouldn't bother me, and I finished my meal better than when I started it. It was drawin' down dark by the time we was done, and she run us over to the house of the woman she'd called. And when she gets out she looks at me with that same light in her eyes and says, ‘Now, you're sure you don't want to wait, Homer? I saw a couple of side roads just today, and although I can't find them on my maps, I think they might chop a few miles.'

“I says, ‘Well, missus, I would, but at my age the best bed to sleep in is my own, I've found. I'll take your car back and never put a ding in her . . . although I guess I'll probably put on some more miles than you did.'

“Then she laughed, kind of soft, and she give me a kiss. That was the best kiss I ever had in my whole life, Dave. It was just on the cheek, and it was the chaste kiss of a married woman, but it was as ripe as a peach, or like those flowers that open in the dark, and when her lips touched my skin I felt like . . . I don't know exactly what I felt like, because a man can't easily hold on to those things that happened to him with a girl who was ripe when the world was young or how those things felt—I'm talking around what I mean, but I think you understand. Those things all get a red cast to them in your memory and you cannot see through it at all.

“‘You're a sweet man, Homer, and I love you for listening to me and riding with me,' she says. ‘Drive safe.'

“Then in she went, to that woman's house. Me, I drove home.”

“How did you go?” I asked.

He laughed softly. “By the turnpike, you damned fool,” he said, and I never seen so many wrinkles in his face before as I did then.

He sat there, looking into the sky.

“Came the summer she disappeared. I didn't see much of her . . . that was the summer we had the fire, you'll remember, and then the big storm that knocked down all the trees. A busy time for caretakers. Oh, I
thought
about her from time to time, and about that day, and about that kiss, and it started to seem like a dream to me. Like one time, when I was about sixteen and couldn't think about nothing but girls. I was out plowing George Bascomb's west field, the one that looks acrost the lake at the mountains, dreamin' about what teenage boys dream of. And I pulled up this rock with the harrow blades, and it split open, and it
bled
. At least, it looked to me like it bled. Red stuff come runnin' out of the cleft in the rock and soaked into the soil. And I never told no one but my mother, and I never told her what it meant to me, or what happened to me, although she washed my drawers and maybe she knew. Anyway, she suggested I ought to pray on it. Which I did, but I never got no enlightenment, and after a while something started to suggest to my mind that it had been a dream. It's that way, sometimes. There is holes in the
middle
, Dave. Do you know that?”

“Yes,” I says, thinking of one night when I'd seen something. That was in '59, a bad year for us, but my kids didn't know it was a bad year; all they knew was that they wanted to eat just like always. I'd seen a bunch of whitetail in Henry Brugger's back field, and I was out there after dark with a jacklight in August. You can shoot two when they're summer-fat; the second'll come back and sniff at the first as if to say
What the hell? Is it fall already?
and you can pop him like a bowlin' pin. You can hack off enough meat to feed yowwens for six weeks and bury what's left. Those are two whitetails the hunters who come in November don't get a shot at, but kids have to eat. Like the man from Massachusetts said,
he'd
like to be able to afford to live here the year around, and all I can say is sometimes you pay for the privilege after dark. So there I was, and I seen this big orange light in the sky; it come down and down, and I stood and watched it with my mouth hung on down to my breastbone and when it hit the lake the whole of it was lit up for a minute a purple-orange that seemed to go right up to the sky in rays. Wasn't nobody ever said nothing to me about that light, and I never said nothing to nobody myself, partly because I was afraid they'd laugh, but also because they'd wonder what the hell I'd been doing out there after dark to start with. And after a while it was like Homer said—it seemed like a dream I had once had, and it didn't signify to me because I couldn't make nothing of it which would turn under my hand. It was like a moonbeam. It didn't have no handle and it didn't have no blade. I couldn't make it work so I left it alone, like a man does when he knows the day is going to come up nevertheless.

“There are
holes
in the middle of things,” Homer said, and he sat up straighter, like he was mad. “Right in the damn
middle
of things, not even to the left or right where your p'riph'ral vision is and you could say ‘Well, but hell—' They are there and you go around them like you'd go around a pothole in the road that would break an axle. You know? And you forget it. Or like if you are plowin', you can plow a dip. But if there's somethin' like a
break
in the earth, where you see darkness, like a cave might be there, you say ‘Go around, old hoss. Leave that alone! I got a good shot over here to the left'ards.' Because it wasn't a cave you was lookin' for, or some kind of college excitement, but good plowin'.

“
Holes
in the
middle
of things.”

He fell still a long time then and I let him be still. Didn't have no urge to move him. And at last he says:

“She disappeared in August. I seen her for the first time in early July, and she looked . . .” Homer turned to me and spoke each word with careful, spaced emphasis. “Dave Owens, she looked
gorgeous!
Gorgeous and wild and almost untamed. The little wrinkles I'd started to notice around her eyes all seemed to be gone. Worth Todd, he was at some conference or something in Boston. And she stands there at the edge of the deck—I was out in the middle with my shirt off—and she says, ‘Homer, you'll never believe it.'

“‘No, missus, but I'll try,' I says.

“‘I found two new roads,' she says, ‘and I got up to Bangor this last time in just sixty-seven miles.'

“I remembered what she said before and I says, ‘That's not possible, missus. Beggin' your pardon, but I did the mileage on the map myself, and seventy-nine is tops . . . as the crow flies.'

“She laughed, and she looked prettier than ever. Like a goddess in the sun, on one of those hills in a story where there's nothing but green grass and fountains and no puckies to tear at a man's forearms at all. ‘That's right,' she says, ‘and you can't run a mile in under four minutes. It's been mathematically
proved
.'

“‘It ain't the same,' I says.

“‘It's the same,' she says. ‘Fold the map and see how many miles it is then, Homer. It can be a little less than a straight line if you fold it a little, or it can be a lot less if you fold it a lot.'

“I remembered our ride then, the way you remember a dream, and I says, ‘Missus, you can fold a map on paper but you can't fold
land
. Or at least you shouldn't ought to try. You want to leave it alone.'

“‘No sir,' she says. ‘It's the one thing right now in my I life that I won't leave alone, because it's
there
, and it's
mine
.'

“Three weeks later—this would be about two weeks before she disappeared—she give me a call from Bangor. She says, ‘Worth has gone to New York, and I am coming down. I've misplaced my damn key, Homer. I'd like you to open the house so I can get in.'

“Well, that call come at eight o'clock, just when it was starting to come down dark. I had a sanwidge and a beer before leaving—about twenty minutes. Then I took a ride down there. All in all, I'd say I was forty-five minutes. When I got down there to the Todds', I seen there was a light on in the pantry I didn't leave on while I was comin' down the driveway. I was lookin at that, and I almost run right into her little go-devil. It was parked kind of on a slant, the way a drunk would park it, and it was splashed with muck all the way up to the windows, and there was this stuff stuck in that mud along the body that looked like seaweed . . . only when my lights hit it, it seemed to be
mavin
'. I parked behind it and got out of my truck. That stuff wasn't seaweed, but it
was
weeds, and it
was
movin' . . . kind a slow and sluggish, like it was dyin'. I touched a piece of it, and it tried to wrap itself around my hand. It felt nasty and awful. I drug my hand away and wiped it on my pants. I went around to the front of the car. It looked like it had come through about ninety miles of splash and low country. Looked
tired
, it did. Bugs was splashed all over the wind-shield—only they didn't look like no kind of bugs
I
ever seen before. There was a moth that was about the size of a sparrow, its wings still flappin' a little, feeble and dyin'. There was things like mosquitoes, only they had real eyes that you could see—and they seemed to be seein'
me
. I could hear those weeds serapin' against the body of the go-devil, dyin', tryin' to get a hold on somethin'. And all I could think was, Where in the hell has she been? And how did she get here in only three-quarters of an hour? Then I seen somethin' else. There was some kind of a animal half-smashed onto the radiator grille, just under where that Mercedes ornament is—the one that looks kinda like a star looped up into a circle? Now most small animals you kill on the road is bore right under the car, because they are crouching when it hits them, hoping it'll just go over and leave them with their hide still attached to their meat. But every now and then one will jump, not away, but right at the damn car, as if to get in one good bite of whatever the buggardly thing is that's going to kill it—I have known that to happen. This thing had maybe done that. And it looked mean enough to jump a Sherman tank. It looked like something which come of a mating between a woodchuck and a weasel, but there was other stuff thrown in that a body didn't even want to look at. It hurt your eyes, Dave; worse'n that, it hurt your
mind
. Its pelt was matted with blood, and there was claws sprung out of the pads on its feet like a cat's claws, only longer. It had big yellowy eyes, only they was glazed. When I was a kid I had a porcelain marble—a croaker—that looked like that. And teeth. Long thin needle teeth that looked almost like darning needles, stickin' out of its mouth. Some of them was sunk right into that steel grillwork. That's why it was still hanging on; it had hung its
own
self on by the teeth. I looked at it and knowed it had a headful of poison just like a rattlesnake, and it jumped at that go-devil when it saw it was about to be run down, tryin' to bite it to death. And I wouldn't be the one to try and yonk it offa there because I had cuts on my hands—hay-cuts—and I thought it would kill me as dead as a stone parker if some of that poison seeped into the cuts.

“I went around to the driver's door and opened it. The inside light come on, and I looked at that special odometer that she set for trips . . . and what I seen there was 31.6.

“I looked at that for a bit, and then I went to the back door. She'd forced the screen and broke the glass by the lock so she could get her hand through and let herself in. There was a note that said: ‘Dear Homer—got here a little sooner than I thought I would. Found a shortcut, and it is a dilly! You hadn't come yet so I let myself in like a burglar. Worth is coming day after tomorrow. Can you get the screen fixed and the door reglazed by then? Hope so. Things like that always bother him. If I don't come out to say hello, you'll know I'm asleep. The drive was very tiring, but I was here in no time! Ophelia.'

“
Tirin'!
I took another look at that bogey-thing hangin' offa the grille of her car, and I thought, Yessir, it
must
have been tiring. By God,
yes
.”

He paused again, and cracked a restless knuckle.

“I seen her only once more. About a week later. Worth was there, but he was swimmin' out in the lake, back and forth, back and forth, like he was sawin' wood or signin' papers. More like he was signin' papers, I guess.

“‘Missus,' I says, ‘this ain't my business, but you ought to leave well enough alone. That night you come back and broke the glass of the door to come in, I seen somethin hangin' off the front of your car—'

“‘Oh, the chuck! I took care of that,' she says.

“‘Christ!' I says. ‘I hope you took some care!'