Jack glared back at him with a raised eyebrow. "Come on, now, Leroy! You don't have to take it personally," she grumbled. "Not my fault you aren't dealing in legal goods."
"My weapons are all perfectly legal," he protested, but added with his flashing, piratical grin, "on some planets."
"Yeah, right," Jack snorted. "Say hello to Trag for me." Scanning the charts, she added, "We'll be there in... oh, I don't know... a week or two, maybe? That be quick enough?"
"You need a faster ship," Lerotan observed. "I could make it in five days with my ship."
"T could make it in five days with my ship.'" Jack mimicked. "Really, Leroy! My ship is faster than your bucket of bolts, and you know it!"
Lerotan laughed. "Still won't sell it to me?"
"Noway, Leroy!" she declared. "The Jolly Roger and I are like, you know, joined at the hip or something."
"Thought that was you and Cat," he commented with a wry smile.
"Well, yeah," she admitted. "Him, too. I'd give up the ship long before I'd give him up." Now that she thought about it, she would have given up anything to keep Cat.
"Well, you be careful out there," Lerotan advised. "It's rough territory."
"I will," Jack promised. She had only been to Arvada once and knew it was one of those worlds where a woman with a Zetithian mate needed to keep on her toes — which wasn't difficult because, thanks to Lerotan, the Jolly Roger was now armed to the teeth. "See you soon!"
Lerotan signed off, shaking his head. What was it about Terran women that made them all want to call him Leroy? He had no idea, but he had to admit, he sort of liked it...
With a few minor adjustments, Jack sent her ship hurtling off toward the planet Arvada. While she was setting the course, Tisana brought her dinner in the cockpit.
"Hey, thanks, Tisana," she said, sniffing the plate. "You always were a better cook than me."
"Must be the herbs," Tisana conceded. Jack's idea of spicing something up was to keep adding salt until even the salt monsters of Norad would consider it inedible, but Tisana's approach to seasoning was more subtle.
Jack took a bite and sighed. Yes, Tisana could definitely cook! Of course, the way she could just look at something and cook it was a pretty neat trick, too. Having hot food was always possible whenever Tisana was around — which put Jack in mind of Tisana's other talents. "Say, did you ever find out what Bonnie's dog wanted?"
"I completely forgot!" Tisana exclaimed. "I hope it wasn't something important! I got caught in the middle of a dispute between an ox and a badger and never got to talk to Kipper at all!"
"An ox and a badger?" Jack echoed with interest. "What the hell was that about?"
"Oh, the badger was in the right," Tisana said briskly. "The ox kept trampling his den. Couldn't blame him for biting the ox on the tail."
"What about Salan's cow?" Jack prompted her. "Did you find out what was bugging her?"
Tisana's satisfied smile was reply enough, but Jack waited for her to speak. "Didn't need to," she said.
"And why is that?"
"Let's just say that there's a time limit on the cow's behavior."
"Ha! I knew it!" Jack shook her head and lifted a forkful of Tisana's succulent baked fish to her mouth, but paused to add, "You're a dangerous woman to piss off, Tisana."
Tisana smiled. "I know."
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Leo, on the other hand, was never in any danger from his wife and knew exactly how to keep her happy. Having kissed her quite thoroughly after they retired for the night, he wasted no time in implementing Lynx's suggestion.
"You look tired, my lovely witch," Leo purred. "I think you should... sit down for a while."
"Sit down?" Tisana echoed. "But I'm already lying down," she pointed out. Seeing the glow in his eyes, she already had some idea as to the "chair" he might be referring to, but asked, "Just where do you want me to sit?"
"I have the perfect place," he replied, flipping his legs up so that his body resembled a chair with his stiff member pointing invitingly upward while his testicles lay heavily against his buttocks.
Tisana went from being merely "in the mood" to overcome with desire in the space of a heartbeat.
The engorgement of her nipples and clitoris was so abrupt as to border on being painful, and her entire being was soon flooded with need for him.
"Do you enjoy the view from this perspective?"
Leo looked good from any angle, but Tisana was forced to admit that this was one of the better ones. His cock went far beyond the usual erotic fantasy, his butt was absolutely perfect, and the way his balls swayed as he moved made her breath catch in her throat.
"You are not saying anything," he chided.
Tisana swallowed with some difficulty and croaked: "I'm speechless."
Smiling, Leo pulsed his dick, causing his balls to slide up inside his scrotum and fluid to run down the shaft in gleaming rivulets that promised even greater levels of ecstasy. "Better?"
As Tisana watched her husband's coronal fluid run down over his balls, bathing them with moisture, her mind went blank. "Than what?" she gasped.
"Than anything you've seen before?"
"Well," she said, doing her best to keep breathing, "I've seen some fabulous things in my life, but this is incredibly, um, profound."
Needing no further encouragement, Leo beckoned to his wife. "Have a seat."
Tisana wasn't quite sure how to do it gracefully, but what she did soon had Leo purring louder than ever before. As she backed up to him, he was treated to the enticing view of her lovely posterior as it began its slow descent.
When his cock kissed her vaginal lips, Tisana felt the head begin to slide over her clitoris and moaned with delight. She loved it when he did that, but this new angle made it that much more...
interesting.
Thanking the gods for a flexible spine, Leo raised up on his elbows, bending nearly double so he wouldn't miss anything, and sent a thought out to the glowstone on the bedside table, enhancing the light.
Tisana noted the increased level of illumination along with Leo's swift intake of air and chuckled softly. "Can you see me now?"
"Very well," Leo purred with evident appreciation. He would have given a lot to be able to see all of her — especially her face — which, so far, seemed to be the only disadvantage to this position — and thought that a strategically placed mirror would have been a nice touch. But since he didn't have one handy, he had to rely on the sounds she made — which were considerable.
"How does that feel?" he inquired after one particularly unique moan. "Good? Or would you rather I stop now?"
Her reply was almost a shout. "No!" Then she realized that he would have to stop what he was doing to get inside her. "Yes... no... I don't know..."
"Itis... profound?"
Since this was one of her favorite descriptive terms, it had become something of a catchword for the couple. "Oh, yes," she breathed. "Very profound."
Leo pushed harder, rubbing her clit with his slick, serrated cockhead. "Is this an improvement?"
An orgasm hit Tisana so hard her head snapped backwards, sending her long, dark hair tumbling down her back.
"Yes, I believe it is," Leo murmured. He waited a moment for her to recover before trying something else. Grasping her hips, he slid her up and down the length of his hot cock. The lips that caressed him were slick with desire, and he was almost ready to push past them when he remembered how she used to be so reluctant to mate with him because she knew their time together would be short. He used to have to practically beg...
"Do you want more, Tisana?" he purred.
Tisana's whole body was on fire. "Mmm, yes," she panted. "Don't stop."
"Say please."
"Please."
Leo laughed wickedly. "Say it again." "Please!"
Purring with delight, he said, "Are you certain you want more?" "Yes!"
"How certain?"
"So certain, I'm going to scream if you don't do something quick!"
"Ah, threatening me, are you?" Leo teased. "I do not take kindly to threats."
"Leo!" Tisana said warningly. "If you don't hurry up, I'll — "
"Shoot a fireball at me?" he suggested.
The idea had merit, but Tisana didn' t want any part of her beloved Leo singed. Sighing, she said, "Of course not! But would you please keep going? You're making me crazy!"
"We cannot have that, can we?" Leo lifted her slightly as he snapped his cock upwards. Hoping his aim was true, he then pulled her down hard on his stiff phallus and drilled it into her.
In the darkness of their own cabin with her beloved Cat, Jack broke off their kiss abruptly, whispering, "What the hell was that?"
Without a moment's hesitation Cat replied knowledgeably, "Tisana."
"Yes, but — " Jack listened again, quite sure that, at the very least, Tisana was being maimed.
Pushing back the blanket that covered them both, she sat up, muttering, "Maybe I'd better check and see — "
"It was a cry of pleasure," Cat said, catching her by the wrist, " — possibly the result of some...
suggestions from Lynx."
"Well, if you say so," Jack said dubiously. "I've certainly never heard her make a noise like that before."
"Perhaps not," Cat said. "But you have made such a sound." Chuckling softly, he added, "Many times."
"Really?" Jack said with surprise. "Must sound different when you're doing it yourself."
"Would you like to test that?" he asked innocently.
"Sure," Jack said with a shrug. "Why not?"
Cat pulled her back against his chest and eased her down on his waiting cock. Burying it to the hilt, he wrapped his arms around her, his fingers teasing her sensitive nipples as he nibbled on her ear.
Jack sighed with pleasure as his cock began a slow, sinuous dance inside her. "Ah, Jacinth, my love," Cat purred. "With you in my arms, I need nothing more than the air that I breathe."
"Mmm, Kittycat," she murmured, leaning back against him as she pulled his long hair forward to cascade sensuously across her chest. She liked the way it tickled. "You say the sweetest things."
"Giving you joy is the sweetest thing I can imagine," he said. Curling his hips beneath her, he added an inward thrust and felt deep satisfaction with her long, tortured groan.
"And to think I almost left you on Orpheseus," she sighed. "Worst mistake of my life."
"I would not have let that happen," he said. "I knew you were my mate from the first moment I saw you and breathed in your scent."
"You were a lot smarter than I was," she admitted.
"I wanted to know what it would be like to make you moan," he said, using his hands on her hips to add her movement to his own. "To give you so much joy you would — " Jack's shout of rapture stopped him in mid-sentence, and with a smile she couldn't see but could hear in his voice, he added, " — do that. "
"Whoa!" Jack exclaimed. "I guess you're right: I do it too." Then she remembered something. "So Leo's been talking to Lynx, huh?"
"Yes," Cat purred. "Would you like to try something... different?"
"Well, sure," Jack began, "Bonnie told me some things, too..."
Cat was no slouch when it came to a challenge and was prepared for the attempt — fully intending to add his own twist to anything Lynx or Bonnie or anyone else might have come up with. "We will do whatever you wish, my lovely master," he replied.
Jack reluctantly rolled off him, but the sight of Cat's glistening cock was so enticing that she inadvertently sent out a thought which increased the illumination from a nearby glowstone.
Knowing that she enjoyed looking at his cock with his balls pushed up to the base, Cat reached for the cock strap that lay on the table next to the bed and cinched it up snugly, making sure that Jack was watching as he did it.
Jack groaned as another orgasm hit her. "Just looking at you makes me come," she gasped desperately. "How do we ever get anything done? I could do this all day long and not get tired of it."
Cat laughed wickedly. "Yes, you would, but I would enjoy trying to make you tired." He got up to stand beside the bed, teasing her face with his cockhead. "Suck my balls, Jacinth. I want to feel them in your hot mouth."
Jack opened her mouth wide and sucked them in. She loved the feel of his nuts in her mouth and sucked them before flicking them with her tongue. Sliding her fingertips up his tight, wet shaft, she watched in sensuous delight as his cock quivered and pulsed, spilling more fluid down the side and onto her face. She loved the feel of his slickness on her cheeks, loved the taste of it, whether it triggered orgasms or not. It was the elixir of his love, and she couldn't get enough of it.
And he couldn't get enough of her — the sight, taste, feel, and scent of her. She lay sprawled on the bed, her fabulous, wonderful body that promised delights beyond his imagination. "Jacinth," he murmured. "You are so beautiful. Every part of you is beautiful to me."
Knowing what he liked, she let go of him and rolled over, her legs spread wide.
Cat couldn't take anymore and dove forward to taste her; she was hot and slick with desire. His hot tongue found her clitoris and teased it gently, first licking, and then sucking. Jack was treated to the view of his balls hanging down above her face, his cock swaying side to side as he licked her. "Suck me," Cat purred and thrust his cock into her mouth.
Noting that Tisana's treatment for the queasiness of pregnancy appeared to be quite effective, Jack sucked him in until his balls were resting on her nose. At one time, she'd have never dreamed she could like anything of the kind, though with Cat licking her, she probably would have enjoyed anything. But this was fabulous! She reached up and rubbed his ass, grabbing it and slapping it hard.
Cat liked that, too, and purred as he licked her to a frenzy.
"Shall we do something 'different' now?" he asked innocently.
Jack was forced to let go of him long enough to reply. "No!" she shouted. "I want to suck the snard out of you."
"You may do that as well," Cat said with a slow smile. "But first, I must prove myself as good a lover as young Lynx."