Penthouse Uncensored V
Part One contains the text of
Letters to Penthouse IX
copyright © 1999 by General Media Communications, Inc.
Part Two contains the text of
Letters to Penthouse X
copyright © 2000 by General Media Communications, Inc.
Copyright © 2004 by General Media Communications, Inc.
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CONTENTS
PART ONE: LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE IX
WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T THAT YOUR WIFE WITH THAT GUY’S DICK IN HER CUNT?
A DILDO WRAPPED IN A PUSSY INSIDE AN ENIGMA
YOU CAN HAVE THIS WONDERFUL PRIZE PACKAGE IF . . . THE PRICE IS RIGHT
PARTY ANIMAL UNLEASHES INNER BEASTS
ANNIVERSARY COUPLE CELEBRATES BY GIVING A FAIR SHARE FOR CAB FARE
HOLIDAYS AREN’T BORING WITH A WIFE LIKE HIS
BLAME IT ON THE BELLBOY WHEN A SHY WIFE GOES WILD
COUPLE’S NEW MOTTO: IF THE SHOE FITS, BARE IT!
MORE SHOE STORE HIGH-JINX! WILLING WIFE SHAKES HER BOOT-Y
IT TOOK BEAUTIFUL STRIPPERS TO EXPOSE HER PASSION FOR HIM
SHRINKING VIOLET BLOSSOMS BENEATH THE STROBE LIGHTS
SHE’S SPENT A LIFETIME MOONING, AND SHE’S HAPPY TO SHOW YOU HOW
RENO ROMP RAISES STAKES FOR MARRIED COUPLE
MARRIAGE MADE IN GANG-BANG HEAVEN
HAPPY COUPLE GETS AWAY TO PLAY, WITH ONE BEST FRIEND AND TWO STRANGERS
THEY MET THE COUPLE OF THEIR DREAMS AT A SMALL SWING CLUB IN THE BIG CITY
A HAPPY CUCKOLD MANAGES TO PUT HIMSELF IN THE PICTURE AT LAST
THE GREAT OUTDOORS HAS NEVER BEEN GREATER FOR THESE LOVERS
COLLEGE STUDENT GETS AN EDUCATION FROM GIRLFRIEND’S MOM
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TEACH THIS OLD BABE ANY TRICKS
AN OLD LOVER COMES OVER TO SHOW OFF HER NEW TALENT
THE OLD TOOL SHED, WHERE FANTASIES ARE BORN AND SATISFIED
ONE-WOMAN LEAGUE OF NATIONS OFFERS MORE THAN HANDS ACROSS THE WATER
THE BIGGER THE BETTER, SAYS ONE WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN THERE
NOW THAT YOU’RE GROWN UP, YOU CAN SCREW RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT SEAT
TALK ABOUT GETTING IT ON BEHIND YOUR PARENTS’ BACKS!
SHOWERING AT A TRUCK STOP LEADS TO A HIGHWAY FUCK STOP
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SHE DECIDES TO TURN OVER LEIF
GETTING TO KNOW A NEW NEIGHBOR
CHICAGO COPPERS DISPLAY IRON-HARD RODS IN STEEL TOWN, USA
LITTLE GUY FEELS STRONG WHEN HE FEELS BIG GUY’S COCK BEHIND HIM
JACK-OFF BUDDY HELPS OUT A FRIEND IN NEED
IT ALL HAS TO START SOMEWHERE, AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE UP THE BUTT
IF YOU CAN’T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH
THE BASKETBALL ON TV CAN’T MATCH THE MAJOR LEAGUE BALLING IN THE BEDROOM
SURPRISE VISIT LEADS TO SURPRISE ENCOUNTER WITH SURPRISE GUEST
LOVING BOYS SPOIL THEMSELVES WITH SPARE ROD
HAPPY WITH HIS GIRL BUT ALWAYS READY FOR THE RIGHT GUY
STRAIGHT MAN LOSES IT AT THE MOVIES
FISHING BUDDIES ENJOY LIFE IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS
EMPLOYEE BLOWS OFF COMPANY PICNIC TO PARTY WITH HIS BOSS’S WIFE
HE BUMPS AND GRINDS FOR HIS BIG, BOUNCY BABE
HE MISSED A CHANCE TO GET IN HER PANTS, BUT THE DREAM LIVES ON
SHE’S SHIFTING INTO HIGH GEAR WHEN SHE SHOULD BE PARKING
SOMETIMES THE BEST LAID PLANS JUST LEAD TO THE BEST LAYS
LIFE IN PRISON LOOKS A LOT BETTER WHEN YOUR COUNSELOR IS A SEXY BLONDE LADY
SHE LIKES THE LOOK OF HIS TRUCK, AND SHE LIKES WHEN HE GIVES HER A FUCK
HE WAS NEW ON THE JOB BUT A REDHEADED COWORKER BROKE HIM IN REAL GOOD
ONE MAN’S BOXER REBELLION IS PROOF THAT PANTIES ARE DANDY
PART TWO: LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE X
A HUBBY LEARNS THE HARD WAY: IT’S ALL IN THE DETAILS, DEARIE
ONLY THE WALL OF HER PUSSY SEPARATED THEIR COCKS
COOL WHIP IN THE TENT HELPED THEM HEAT UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
A GOOD WOMAN IS HARD TO FIND, BUT TWO ARE EVEN BETTER!
SCHOLARSHIP CAN WAIT; THESE THREE WANT TO CONDUCT A SEXUAL TUTORIAL
SHE TOOK THEM FROM THE THREESOMES YOU TALK ABOUT TO THE ONES YOU PERFORM
WHEN SHE WANTS HER PORN VIDEO DREAMS TO COME TRUE, SHE HEADS FOR BOB
FIRST THE FAST FOOD, THEN THEY SPREAD THE SPECIAL SAUCE ON THEIR MEAT
SHE MEASURED UP TO THE HEALTH CLUB’S HIGHEST EXPECTATIONS
“YOU SQUEAMISH PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING!”
THESE PHONE-LOVING COMPUTER GEEKS FINGERED MORE THAN THEIR KEYBOARDS
THEY PROVE THAT JAMAICA IS FOR LOVERS— EVEN IF THEY ARE MARRIED
IF YOU ARE YOUNG AT HEART AND TAKE YOUR VITAMIN E SEX BEGINS AT SIXTY
HOW TRUE IT IS: “SEX DOESN’T END WHEN A WOMAN TURNS FIFTY”
HIS NEW SWEETIE SHOWS HIM WHAT’S SWEETER THAN ICE CREAM: THEIR CREAM
LATE NIGHT SPEEDING GETS HER A TICKET TO PARADISE
MOM AND DAUGHTER BOTH LIKE IT DOGGIE-STYLE
A LUST-CRAZED FAN, A SEXY CELEB, A CAMERA: WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK?
A HORNY HONEY WHO IS SCORNED GOES FROM FORLORN TO REBORN
GIRLS LIKE THIS COME ALONG ONLY ONCE IN A BLEW MOON
WHEN A WEATHER GIRL GETS WET, A HIGH-PRESSURE SYSTEM MOVES IN
SOME DAYS YOU EAT THE BEAR, AND SOME DAYS THE BEAR EATS YOU
A HELPING HAND—GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY PAYS OFF BIG-TIME
TWO MAY BE COMPANY, BUT FOUR’S AN ADULT BIRTHDAY PARTY
HARD REALITY SURPASSES FUCKING FANTASY
SLUTTY SECRETARY GETS EVERYTHING BUT FUCKED BY HER NEW BOSS
SHE COMES WITH HUB’S FRIEND WHILE HE LOOKS ON AND JACKS OFF
RECIPE FOR MARITAL BLISS: WIFE READY FOR INTEGRATION, PLUS PEEPING TOM HUSBAND
DON’T YOU HAVE TO LOVE A WOMAN WHO COMES TO THE PARTY PREPARED?
FOR A REALLY GOOD TIME, IT HELPS TO HAVE A STUDLY FRIEND WHO’S FEELING TAXED
WELL, IF YOU’RE SEXUALLY FIXATED ON YOUR OWN ASS, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
THEY USE A BACKDOOR AID PLUS HIS OWN EQUIPMENT—AS GOOD AS A THREESOME?
THE LETTERS HE LIKES GIVE THIS CLEVER LADY SOME FANTASTIC IDEAS
AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT, HER HUSBAND GIVES HER ALL THE MEN SHE CAN TAKE
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY: THIS HOT COUPLE DOUBLE-DIPS IN THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
THE JOURNEY TO AN ORGY BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP: MEETING A FRIENDLY COUPLE
THESE REDHEADED BEAUTIES, OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR SISTERS, SHARE A TASTE FOR CROWDS
FROM FIRST TEE TO EIGHTEENTH GREEN, THEY HOLE OUT IN A HURRY
SHE’S TOO BUSY FUCKING & SUCKING TO FIGURE IT OUT, SO THERE’S NO NEED FOR YOU TO
NINE WAS FINE BUT THEN CAME TEN, TO GLADDEN GLADYS ONCE AGAIN
BAND ROMPS IN THE HEATHER ON HER BIRTHDAY, WHILE SHE BLOWS A FEW HORNS
A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE MOUNTAINS BECOMES A DAY TO REMEMBER FOREVER
THREE ON A BOAT TURNS OUT TO BE A GOOD START TOWARD BETTER SEX
BEAUTIFUL WIFE DISCOVERS STRIPPING AND SWINGING ALL IN ONE NIGHT
SAILING TO PARADISE WITH TWO BEST FRIENDS AND THE ANCHOR DOWN
UNTIL SHE’S READY TO SWING, HE HAS A VIBRATOR AND A DREAM
IT TAKES TWO FOR TANSY, AND THIS COUPLE IS HAPPY TO OBLIGE
A WALL AWAY, HE’S ALL EARS FOR HIS SEX-LOVING WIFE AND HER TEAM OF LOVERS
A “PRIM, REPRESSED GIRL” RECALLS A COLLEGE AFFAIR THAT WAS ANYTHING BUT
THEIR HUSBANDS LEARN THAT THE SWINGING GAME IS PLAYED BOTH WAYS
“PART OF ME WAS HURT, PART OF ME JEALOUS, PART OF ME CURIOUS”
IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO SATISFY HER FANTASY OF SUPERSIZE SERVICE
HIS FANTASY COMES TRUE WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS A COUPLE OF SWINGERS
SHE IS A REDHEAD WITH A RED-HOT NEED TO SUCK COCK. ANY COCK
HE SERVICES HER LAWNMOWER, SHE SERVICES HIS LOVE TOOL
HE RETIRED TO GET SOME PEACE, BUT THE WOMEN HAD OTHER IDEAS
HE GAVE HIS WIFE A FUR COAT AND IT KEPT THEM BOTH HOT
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Erotica from Penthouse
More Erotica from Penthouse
Erotica from Penthouse III
Letters to Penthouse I
Letters to Penthouse II
Letters to Penthouse III
Letters to Penthouse IV
Letters to Penthouse V
Letters to Penthouse VI
Letters to Penthouse VII
Letters to Penthouse VIII
Letters to Penthouse IX
Letters to Penthouse X
Letters to Penthouse XI
Letters to Penthouse XII
Letters to Penthouse XIII
Letters to Penthouse XIV
Letters to Penthouse XV
Letters to Penthouse XVI
Letters to Penthouse XVII
Letters to Penthouse XVIII
Letters to Penthouse XIX
Letters to Penthouse XX
Letters to Penthouse XXI
Letters to Penthouse XXII
Uncensored I
Uncensored II
Uncensored III
Uncensored IV
Penthouse: Naughty by Nature
26 Nights: A Sexual Adventure
Penthouse: Between the Sheets
Penthouse Erotic Video Guide
Penthouse Variations
Letters to Penthouse IX
WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T THAT YOUR WIFE WITH THAT GUY’S DICK IN HER CUNT?
M
y wife Lori and I have been married for almost seventeen years, and at thirty-seven she’s still a hot-looking lady. At five feet seven inches tall and a hundred and eighteen, she’s still in good shape. Do the numbers 35-27-36 mean anything to you?
Recently, to make a little extra cash, she took a job in a titty bar. Last night was her first night.
We left the house and got to the club when they were opening the doors for business. Lori was nervous but wildly excited. I sat at the bar as the other girls showed my wife the dressing room and told her the rules. She could keep as much of her clothes on or get as naked as she wanted. She could do whatever she wanted for the guys, but she couldn’t allow them to touch her.
I sat and talked to the barmaid and had a drink as Lori went to get ready. My cock was already hard, and there wasn’t another soul in the place yet.
After several guys came in, the music started playing. The first dancer was a pretty girl who did an excellent job dancing. I was watching her when I noticed my wife come out of the dressing room. She was dressed in a skimpy little outfit that showed a lot of skin. It had a thong bikini that let her ass-cheeks show. She walked up to the bar and played like she didn’t know me, ordering herself a drink. We’d decided to act this way all night, to add to the fun.
A couple of guys started talking to her, and I was excited with this arrangement, because I could watch as if I weren’t her husband.
When it was her turn to dance, she went up on the stage. She danced to about six guys sitting in the front row. She was smiling, and one could tell she was having fun. On the second song, her top came off. I was hard! My wife was topless in front of half a dozen guys, onstage, stripping for the first time in her life. She was bending over in front of strangers who were giving her dollar bills. Her hands rubbed her tits and pinched her nipples. The second song wasn’t even over before she was removing her bottoms, throwing them to the side and dancing completely naked (except for her heels) in front of guys with money in front of them. She was having so much fun, she’d have danced to them even if they hadn’t been giving her money.
She came over to the end of the stage and smiled at me, giving me a very sultry look. Her pussy was completely shaved. I almost came.
She turned and went back to the guys in the front row, lay down on the stage and spread her legs. She struck many poses while rolling on the floor, most all of them showing her pussy. She looked especially good when she got on all fours, facing the guys on the other side of the stage. Her ass pointed toward those behind her, and her pussy was spread open for all to see.