Percy Jackson The Complete Collection (46 page)

RICK RIORDAN

 

PUFFIN

Contents
 

1 • My Rescue Operation Goes Very Wrong

 

2 • The Vice-principal Gets a Missile Launcher

 

3 • Bianca di Angelo Makes a Choice

 

4 • Thalia Torches New England

 

5 • I Make an Underwater Phone Call

 

6 • An Old Dead Friend Comes to Visit

 

7 • Everybody Hates Me but the Horse

 

8 • I Make a Dangerous Promise

 

9 • I Learn How to Grow Zombies

 

10 • I Break a Few Rocket Ships

 

11 • Grover Gets a Lamborghini

 

12 • I Go Snowboarding with a Pig

 

13 • We Visit the Junkyard of the Gods

 

14 • I Have a Dam Problem

 

15 • I Wrestle Santa’s Evil Twin

 

16 • We Meet the Dragon of Eternal Bad Breath

 

17 • I Put on a Few Million Extra Kilograms

 

18 • A Friend Says Goodbye

 

19 • The Gods Vote How to Kill Us

 

20 • I Get a New Enemy for Christmas

 

To Topher Bradfield, a camper who made all the difference

1    My Rescue Operation Goes Very Wrong
 

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons, and took me to a new boarding school. We picked up my friends Annabeth and Thalia on the way.

It was an eight-hour drive from New York to Bar Harbor, Maine. Sleet and snow pounded the highway. Annabeth, Thalia and I hadn’t seen each other in months, but between the blizzard and the thought of what we were about to do, we were too nervous to talk much. Except for my mom. She talks
more
when she’s nervous. By the time we finally got to Westover Hall, it was getting dark, and she’d told Annabeth and Thalia every embarrassing baby story there was to tell about me.

Thalia wiped the fog off the car window and peered outside. ‘Oh, yeah. This’ll be fun.’

Westover Hall looked like an evil knight’s castle. It was all black stone, with towers and slit windows and a big set of wooden double doors. It stood on a snowy cliff overlooking this big frosty forest on one side and the grey churning ocean on the other.

‘Are you sure you don’t want me to wait?’ my mother asked.

‘No, thanks, Mom,’ I said. ‘I don’t know how long it will take. We’ll be okay.’

‘But how will you get back? I’m worried, Percy.’

I hoped I wasn’t blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.

‘It’s okay, Ms Jackson.’ Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blonde hair was tucked into a ski cap and her grey eyes were the same colour as the ocean. ‘We’ll keep him out of trouble.’

My mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most level-headed demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She’s sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. She’s right, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

‘All right, dears,’ my mom said. ‘Do you have everything you need?’

‘Yes, Ms Jackson,’ Thalia said. ‘Thanks for the ride.’

‘Extra sweaters? You have my cell phone number?’

‘Mom –’

‘Your ambrosia and nectar, Percy? And a golden drachma in case you need to contact camp?’

‘Mom, seriously! We’ll be fine. Come on, guys.’

She looked a little hurt, and I was sorry about that, but I was ready to be out of that car. If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bath when I was three years old, I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.

Annabeth and Thalia followed me outside. The wind blew straight through my coat like ice daggers.

Once my mother’s car was out of sight, Thalia said, ‘Your mom is so cool, Percy.’

‘She’s pretty okay,’ I admitted. ‘What about you? You ever get in touch with your mom?’

As soon as I said it, I wished I hadn’t. Thalia was great
at giving evil looks, what with the punk clothes she always wears – the ripped-up army jacket, black leather trousers and chain jewellery, the black eyeliner and those intense blue eyes. But the look she gave me now was a perfect evil ‘ten’. ‘If that was any of your business, Percy –’

‘We’d better get inside,’ Annabeth interrupted. ‘Grover will be waiting.’

Thalia looked at the castle and shivered. ‘You’re right. I wonder what he found here that made him send the distress call.’

I stared up at the dark towers of Westover Hall. ‘Nothing good,’ I guessed.

The oak doors groaned open, and the three of us stepped into the entry hall in a swirl of snow.

All I could say was, ‘Whoa.’

The place was huge. The walls were lined with battle flags and weapon displays: antique rifles, battleaxes and a bunch of other stuff. I mean, I knew Westover was a military school and all, but the decorations seemed like overkill. Literally.

My hand went to my pocket, where I kept my lethal ballpoint pen, Riptide. I could already sense something wrong in this place. Something dangerous. Thalia was rubbing her silver bracelet, her favourite magic item. I knew we were thinking the same thing. A fight was coming.

Annabeth started to say, ‘I wonder where –’

The doors slammed shut behind us.

‘Oo-kay,’ I mumbled. ‘Guess we’ll stay a while.’

I could hear music echoing from the other end of the hall. It sounded like dance music.

We stashed our overnight bags behind a pillar and started down the hall. We hadn’t gone very far when I heard footsteps on the stone floor, and a man and woman marched out of the shadows to intercept us.

They both had short grey hair and black military-style uniforms with red trim. The woman had a wispy moustache, and the guy was clean-shaven, which seemed kind of backwards to me. They both walked stiffly, like they had broomsticks taped to their spines.

‘Well?’ the woman demanded. ‘What are you doing here?’

‘Um…’ I realized I hadn’t planned for this. I’d been so focused on getting to Grover and finding out what was wrong, I hadn’t considered that someone might question three kids sneaking into the school at night. We hadn’t talked at all in the car about how we would get inside. I said, ‘Ma’am, we’re just –’

‘Ha!’ the man snapped, which made me jump. ‘Visitors are not allowed at the dance! You shall be
eee-jected
!’

He had an accent – French, maybe. He pronounced his
J
like in
Jacques.
He was tall, with a hawkish face. His nostrils flared when he spoke, which made it really hard not to stare up his nose, and his eyes were two different colours – one brown, one blue – like an alley cat’s.

I figured he was about to toss us into the snow, but then Thalia stepped forward and did something very weird.

She snapped her fingers. The sound was sharp and loud. Maybe it was just my imagination, but I felt a gust of wind ripple out from her hand, across the room. It washed over all of us, making the banners rustle on the walls.

‘Oh, but we’re not visitors, sir,’ Thalia said. ‘We go to
school here. You remember: I’m Thalia. And this is Annabeth and Percy. We’re in the eighth grade.’

The male teacher narrowed his two-coloured eyes. I didn’t know what Thalia was thinking. Now we’d probably get punished for lying
and
thrown into the snow. But the man seemed to be hesitating.

He looked at his colleague. ‘Ms Gottschalk, do you know these students?’

Despite the danger we were in, I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing. A teacher named
Got Chalk?
He had to be kidding.

The woman blinked, like someone had just woken her up from a trance. ‘I… yes. I believe I do, sir.’ She frowned at us. ‘Annabeth. Thalia. Percy. What are you doing away from the gymnasium?’

Before we could answer, I heard more footsteps, and Grover ran up, breathless. ‘You made it! You –’

He stopped short when he saw the teachers. ‘Oh, Mrs Gottschalk. Dr Thorn! I, uh –’

‘What
is
it, Mr Underwood?’ said the man. His tone made it clear that he detested Grover. ‘What do you mean they made it? These students live here.’

Grover swallowed. ‘Yes, sir. Of course, Dr Thorn. I just meant I’m so glad they made… the punch for the dance! The punch is great. And they made it!’

Dr Thorn glared at us. I decided one of his eyes had to be fake. The brown one? The blue one? He looked like he wanted to pitch us off the castle’s highest tower, but then Mrs Gottschalk said dreamily, ‘Yes, the punch is excellent. Now run along, all of you. You are not to leave the gymnasium again!’

We didn’t wait to be told twice. We left with a lot of ‘Yes, ma’ams’ and ‘Yes, sirs’ and a couple of salutes, just because it seemed like the thing to do.

Grover hustled us down the hall in the direction of the music.

I could feel the teachers’ eyes on my back, but I walked closely to Thalia and asked in a low voice, ‘How did you do that finger-snap thing?’

‘You mean the Mist? Hasn’t Chiron shown you how to do that yet?’

An uncomfortable lump formed in my throat. Chiron was our head trainer at camp, but he’d never shown me anything like that. Why had he shown Thalia and not me?

Grover hurried us to a door that had gym written on the glass. Even with my dyslexia, I could read that much.

‘That was close!’ Grover said. ‘Thank the gods you got here!’

Annabeth and Thalia both hugged Grover. I gave him a big high five.

It was good to see him after so many months. He’d got a little taller and had sprouted a few more whiskers, but otherwise he looked like he always did when he passed for human – a red cap on his curly brown hair to hide his goat horns, baggy jeans and trainers with fake feet to hide his furry legs and hooves. He was wearing a black T-shirt that took me a few seconds to read. It said
WESTOVER HALL: GRUNT
, I wasn’t sure whether that was, like, Grover’s rank or maybe just the school motto.

‘So what’s the emergency?’ I asked.

Grover took a deep breath. ‘I found two.’

‘Two half-bloods?’ Thalia asked, amazed. ‘Here?’

Grover nodded.

Finding one half-blood was rare enough. This year, Chiron had put the satyrs on emergency overtime and sent them all over the country, scouring schools from fourth grade through high school for possible recruits. These were desperate times. We were losing campers. We needed all the new fighters we could find. The problem was, there just weren’t that many demigods out there.

‘A brother and a sister,’ he said. ‘They’re ten and twelve. I don’t know their parentage, but they’re strong. We’re running out of time, though. I need help.’

‘Monsters?’

‘One.’ Grover looked nervous. ‘He suspects. I don’t think he’s positive yet, but this is the last day of term. I’m sure he won’t let them leave campus without finding out. It may be our last chance! Every time I try to get close to them, he’s always there, blocking me. I don’t know what to do!’

Grover looked at Thalia desperately. I tried not to feel upset by that. Grover used to look to me for answers, but Thalia had seniority. Not just because her dad was Zeus. Thalia had more experience than any of us with fending off monsters in the real world.

‘Right,’ she said. ‘These half-bloods are at the dance?’

Grover nodded.

‘Then let’s dance,’ Thalia said. ‘Who’s the monster?’

‘Oh,’ Grover said, and looked around nervously. ‘You just met him. The vice-principal, Dr Thorn.’

Weird thing about military schools: the kids go absolutely nuts when there’s a special event and they get to be out of
uniform. I guess it’s because everything’s so strict the rest of the time, they feel like they’ve got to overcompensate or something.

There were black and red balloons all over the gym floor, and guys were kicking them in each other’s faces, or trying to strangle each other with the crêpe-paper streamers taped to the walls. Girls moved around in football huddles, the way they always do, wearing lots of makeup and spaghetti-strap tops and brightly coloured trousers and shoes that looked like torture devices. Every once in a while they’d surround some poor guy like a pack of piranhas, shrieking and giggling, and when they finally moved on, the guy would have ribbons in his hair and a bunch of lipstick graffiti all over his face. Some of the older guys looked more like me – uncomfortable, hanging out at the edges of the gym and trying to hide, like any minute they might have to fight for their lives. Of course, in my case, it was true…

‘There they are.’ Grover nodded towards a couple of younger kids arguing in the bleachers. ‘Bianca and Nico di Angelo.’

The girl wore a floppy green cap, like she was trying to hide her face. The boy was obviously her little brother. They both had dark silky hair and olive skin, and they used their hands a lot as they talked. The boy was shuffling some kind of trading cards. His sister seemed to be scolding him about something. She kept looking around like she sensed something was wrong.

Annabeth said, ‘Do they… I mean, have you told them?’

Grover shook his head. ‘You know how it is. That could
put them in more danger. Once they
realize
who they are, their scent becomes stronger.’

He looked at me, and I nodded. I’d
never
really understood what half-bloods ‘smell’ like to monsters and satyrs, but I knew that your scent could get you killed. And the more powerful a demigod you became, the more you smelled like a monster’s lunch.

‘So let’s grab them and get out of here,’ I said.

I started forward, but Thalia put her hand on my shoulder. The vice-principal, Dr Thorn, had slipped out of a doorway near the bleachers and was standing near the di Angelo siblings. He nodded coldly in our direction. His blue eye seemed to glow.

Judging from his expression, I guessed Thorn hadn’t been fooled by Thalia’s trick with the Mist after all. He suspected who we were. He was just waiting to see why we were here.

‘Don’t look at the kids,’ Thalia ordered. ‘We have to wait for a chance to get them. We need to pretend we’re not interested in them. Throw him off the scent.’

‘How?’

‘We’re three powerful half-bloods. Our presence should confuse him. Mingle. Act natural. Do some dancing. But keep an eye on those kids.’

‘Dancing?’ Annabeth asked.

Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. ‘Ugh. Who chose the Jesse McCartney?’

Grover looked hurt. ‘I did.’

‘Oh my gods, Grover. That is so lame. Can’t you play, like, Green Day or something?’

‘Green who?’

‘Never mind. Let’s dance.’

‘But I can’t dance!’

‘You can if I’m leading,’ Thalia said. ‘Come on, goat boy.’

Grover yelped as Thalia grabbed his hand and led him onto the dance floor.

Annabeth smiled.

‘What?’ I asked.

‘Nothing. It’s just cool to have Thalia back.’

Annabeth had grown taller than me since last summer, which I found kind of disturbing. She used to wear no jewellery except for her Camp Half-Blood bead necklace, but now she wore little silver earrings shaped like owls – the symbol of her mother, Athena. She pulled off her ski cap, and her long blonde hair tumbled down her shoulders. It made her look older, for some reason.

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